Alleged eBay Hacker Goofs up and Goes to Jail 669
juliao writes "SecurityFocus is reporting that alleged eBay hacker Jerome Heckenkamp was jailed after his first solo court appearance."
It's pretty funny actually, stuff like challenging the indictment on the
grounds that they typed his name in all capital letters, demanding to immediately testify (even tho they were only there to schedule the trial), threatening the judge and so on. He would know better if he watched a couple episodes of Law & Order. Note that I base all court proceedings on the wisdom of Sam Watterston.
Mind-Altering Substances? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Mind-Altering Substances? (Score:2)
He is probably trying to be too clever by half. Sounds like he is trying to apply elite hacker techniques to the legal system. And screwing up.
when you are hacking a system, mistakes like that are not going to any great harm, usually "access denied" or something like that.
hmmmm, never mind, he is in court because of hacking, anyhow. Maybe he is not so smart after all. maybe a slight bit of idiot savant.
Speaking of mind altering substances, the only one I know of who definitely less smart is this guy [radiofreenation.net], who is currently facing a pakistani jail sentence.
Federal Judges: Be VERY VERY Careful !!!!!!!!! (Score:4, Insightful)
Federal Judges are appointed by the President and approved by the senate. We have a lot of unfilled judgeships because it takes so long to put through the appointments. Congress, the President, the Supremes, the FBI, INS, and basically The Entire Federal Bureaucracy know many of their names personally and like to be in their good graces. They Get Things Done and they Dispense Justice to BAD GUYS.
I know, they probably eat cheesburgers and fart like the rest of us, but it's a very BAD thing to piss them off. These kind of courtroom stunts will get you put in small rooms with Bad Guys and your anatomy will never be the same.
"Don't play games with these guys! They can lock you up in a room and throw away the Room!" -Lithgow in 'Manhattan Project'.
Re:He is implementing a crazy legal scheme. (Score:2)
Funny article (Score:5, Funny)
Plus, you can tell he is a UNIX geek, since he seems to think the indictment is case sensitive.
Re:Funny article (Score:3, Funny)
Plus, you can tell he is a UNIX geek, since he seems to think the indictment is case sensitive.
HIHLUC: Head-in-hands, laughing-uncontrollably.
Anyway, you know what they say, that anyone who appears pro se has an idiot for a client.
or militia movement (Score:2, Informative)
There are a few people who belive that the Sixteenth Amendment was never ratified that think that your name in all caps is the name of a legal fiction. I tried to understand the thinking behind that, but it involves conspiracy theories and a general detachment from reality. They also belive that the two letter postal code abbreviations for states represent different states than the ones that you write out longhand.
Re:or militia movement (Score:2)
I prefer to believe that the all caps is a legacy from the days of early computing where mixed case was just too much for something so small (or a lazy programmer).
Re:or militia movement (Score:5, Informative)
Sixbit is ultimatly why MS-DOS had 3 name extensions and wasn't case sensitive. 3 sixbit characters fit very nicely into 18 bits, and early DEC computers were 18 bit systems. CP/M was developed to be partially a lookalike of these DEC computers, and MS-DOS was initially a clone of CP/M.
Perhaps some fine parenting... (Score:5, Funny)
In a telephone interview after the appearance, Heckenkamp's father, Thomas Heckenkamp, said his son is only trying to protect his rights . "They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he said.
I think this commentary speaks volumes about why this kid is there in the first place. Btw, yes, he's 22, and I say "kid" because he's acting like a child. But anyhow, if your child is acting like a tremendous idiot in the courtroom and your instinct is to criticize the court, you may have to accept that you are part of the problem. I'm not going to sit here and suggest that somehow this kid is blameless because his dad
is apparently an idiot. Just pointing out that Darwinian evolution should smite this particular mutation fast
I'm just hoping that we aren't going to get some stupid campaign trying to fight for this kids rights as though he's some hero of the Internet.
I weep for the future (Score:2, Interesting)
And this is someone who's supposed to be considered intelligent?
Re:I weep for the future (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:I weep for the future (Score:2, Informative)
Script kid? Do we have to call him a script kid? Is it really that hard to believe that an intelligent computer expert could also be a crackpot?
Let's look at the facts. Heckenkamp graduated from college at age 18. He received his masters degree in computer science at age 20. He was subseqently employed by Los Alamos National Labs and was hired to teach programming at the University of New Mexico. Doesn't sound like a script kiddie.
What it does sound like is mental illness. He seems extremely literal minded, incapable of recognizing social hierarchies or understanding other people's motivations (which is why he can't seem to form an persuasive argument in court). These traits are somewhat common amongst hardcore computer programmers, just carried out to an extreme in his case.
Ouch.. (Score:2, Informative)
Do I really need to say more?
Ah well, he shouldn't have been so stupid I guess.
Simply Sad (Score:3, Insightful)
or he is going for an insaniy plea
he did manage to menauver the judge into saying
"The comments that you are making to the court lead me to suspect that either you are playing games with the court, or you're experiencing a serious lack of judgment."
its only a hop skip and a jump from there to have the judge decide that he ALWAYS shows a lack of judgement, and its a medical condition.
he will have to take lithium forever, but at least he wont do hard time. (again)
Re:Not necessarily (Score:2)
Damn, I hate it when that happens...
My comment was meant to say: if his judgement was so erratic and poor, how could he have managed to hack his way into such prominent sites? eBay and Lycos (et. al.) must be attacked quite regularly and we don't hear of them being cracked very often...
Mind you, in this kid's case, the apple may not have fallen far from the tree. His dad does not have any problem with how Jerome conducted himself in front of the judge:
In a telephone interview after the appearance, Heckenkamp's father, Thomas Heckenkamp, said his son is only trying to protect his rights . "They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he said.
Dumb-asses beget dumb-asses, I suppose
two kinds of insanity (Score:2, Informative)
or he is going for an insaniy plea ..
Keep in mind there are two different sanity defenses:
1) being insane at the time of the act
2) being insane at the time of the trial
The first is about the defendant's state of mind when the act was committed (and is basically an admission of committing the act).
The second is about the defendant's ability to contribute to his/her own defense.
Re:two kinds of insanity (Score:3, Informative)
1) being insane at the time of the act
2) being insane at the time of the trial
Errrrrmmmm
The insanity defense goes to the existence of a culpable mind state at the time of the alleged offense, ONLY. It is an affirmative defense to criminal liability (which means that even if the defendant did the deed exactly as he is accused of having done, he cannot be guilty because he was insane and, therefore, lacked a culpable mind-state).
Insanity at the time of the trial is "lack of competency to stand trial" and merely postpones the proceedings until the defendant can be rendered competent by therapy, drugs, ECT, whatever the psychiatric community's "silver bullet du jour" might be. It does nothing to keep you from going to prison.
As I see it, this guy is merely showing his complete contempt for the law, the proceedings and the court. That being said, I hope he likes coveralls, because the attitude he seems to display is going to have him wearing them for quite a while.
Sam Watterson? (Score:5, Funny)
Heathen. Michael Moriarty would lawyer the fuck out of Sam Watterson. All Watterson has going for him is hotter assistants.
Re:Sam Watterson? (Score:2)
Re:Sam Watterson? (Score:2, Informative)
He moved to Canada a few years ago. His alcoholism got out of control. In the meantime, he managed to legally immigrate. Then he sobered up, moved to (I think) Alberta, where he was going to run for parliament.
Somehow, that didn't work out. So he moved to Vancouver with his wife (?). He fell off the wagon again, got tossed in jail for domestic assault (he started screaming at her and slapped her in a restaurant).
She didn't press charges, but they're still thinking about prosecuting anyway. In the meantime, he's living in a trailer (or traileresque home, hard to tell from the newspaper picture). Apparently he doesn't do much but come into Vancouver to drink and fight. Some guys even beat him up a few weeks back, jumped him when he was leaving a bar. Put him in the hospital.
By most accounts, he's actually quite similar in personality to his character on Law & Order. He seems to have a lot of friends who will speak up/look out for him, so I suspect, as always, there's more to the story than what one reads in the paper.
Hmmmm??? (Score:3, Interesting)
I wish the article went into more detail about this statement. I don't understand why the father feels that they are keeping him from being able to defend himself. He's getting his day in court and all. It appears to me that he's doing everything he can to screw up the trial instead of taking it seriously.
AKA - MagicFX (Score:3, Informative)
I like his style!
More info here [wired.com].
No video games!?! (Score:2, Funny)
QMail? Qualcomm? (Score:5, Interesting)
Isn't Qmail open source, and Qpopper what he is talking about really?
Qmail, as I understood it, has NEVER been hacked.
Imagine the court reporter (Score:5, Funny)
"1 0wn j00, y0 h0noR!!! m3 w1ll h4x0r joo and l3gAl 5y5t3mz!!!"
Re:Imagine the court reporter (Score:2)
Obvious reason to his behavior (Score:2)
This is what happens when you take away someone's video games!
Standard cracker tactics (Score:3, Funny)
Obviously innocent (Score:2)
Apparently he didn't notice in all of those "made for prison TV" movies that the wrongfully convicted sorts who defend themselves successfully spend months poring over legal documents and books. It doesn't sound like he even understands the legal process from a 10,000 metre view. (which you could get by reading a newspaper)
He deserves what he gets, just for being a moron.
Re:Obviously innocent (Score:2)
Eh... its all a matter of how long it takes to compile an exploit in comparison to how fast the sysadmin can patch their 200 servers....
stupidity has nothing to do with it.
New slashdot poll (Score:5, Funny)
0) never be referred to as a hacker again.
0) never be allowed to open his mouth.
0) never have an article posted about him again.
0) be praised for going out in a true blaze of stupidity.
0) Cowboy Neal
Re:New slashdot poll (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:New slashdot poll (Score:5, Funny)
Re:New slashdot poll (Score:5, Insightful)
America, America, God shed his grace on thee...
Why is rape tolerated, other than it's amusing for good citizens to think about?
I mean really, is it too much to have the right to not contract AIDS as a prison bonus?
Back on the thread, this kid was an idiot. But the punishment for being stupid shouldn't be rape. But it will be, won't it?
Can't use insanity.. (Score:2)
"You're alleged honor, I shouldn't be put in jail on account I'm too stoopid for my own good!"
ebay related front, check my journal. I've replied to the investigator with copious email and header info. So far the Tsuen Wan Police rate considerably higher, in my book, than the San Jose, CA police do.
Funny double meaning (Score:5, Funny)
When Heckenkamp replied, "The United States of America," Ware ordered him taken into custody.
I think they meant at this point the judge ordered the defendant to be taken into custody, but it could equally mean he ordered the United States to be taken into custody.
Hacking the Court System? (Score:5, Funny)
Proof (Score:5, Funny)
Doesn't (er, didn't) he ever read Slashdot?
Re:Proof (Score:5, Funny)
Judging from the mess he did, i'm sure he read Sleshdot
Extreme Moderation (Score:3, Interesting)
Oh - one other thing - it arguably was on topic. It was a direct reply to a direct reply that was itself on topic.
I'm always bemused at worthless moderating.
Easy Way Out (Score:4, Interesting)
There is a good chance that he is acting out because he has realised that he is screwed. He has probably talked to his lawyers and realised that no one is really going to be able to help him.
People have posted "he'll get his day in court", but he probably already realises that on that day they will just go through the motions of convicting him.
caged animals can act funny.
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Hooray! (Score:5, Funny)
The capital letters issue (Score:5, Informative)
Re:The capital letters issue (Score:4, Funny)
He needs to try the Chewbacca defense (Score:5, Funny)
"Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury, my accusers would certainly want you to believe I hacked eBay, and they make a good case. But Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk who carried a gun and ran from the mob. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense.
But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case. Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a hacker defending myself and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating this case, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit.
I know I seem guilty. But ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute. That does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when my life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must acquit. Here look at the monkey , look at the silly monkey.
The defense rests."
Re:He needs to try the Chewbacca defense (Score:2)
Re:He needs to try the Chewbacca defense (Score:2)
It's not plagarism. It's homage
Re:He needs to try the Chewbacca defense (Score:2, Informative)
Re:He needs to try the Chewbacca defense (Score:2)
Objection, your honour! The facts are irrelevant to my defense. It does not make sense.
Anagram Generator prophesies again (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Anagram Generator prophesies again (Score:3, Funny)
That's not an authentic anagram. It's all upper case.
Like father, Like son? (Score:2)
yeah, and his clue meter is pegged at
protecting his rights? Hmm, more like killing his chances.
Re:Like father, Like son? (Score:2)
yeah, and his clue meter is pegged at .0001
Wow... even his clue meter is out of whack. It should be registering a straight up 0. Looks like we'll have to calibrate it... I think the judge will handle that.
Note for Jerome Heckenkamp (Score:2, Funny)
Sincerely,
The Montana Freemen"
Good background article (Score:2, Interesting)
google cache of siliconvalley.com piece
Home-schooled than masters in CS by age 19... lots of interesting stuff.
Judge Judy (Score:4, Funny)
Truth of life (Score:3, Interesting)
It sounds to me like this kid went in with no understanding of law and wanted to control the courtroom. This WOULD rub the judge the wrong way.
I have a friend whom, when he was young, was the same way. Once he got pulled over on a traffic violation and during the course of his conversation with the patrol officer he said: "Just how stupid do you think I think you are!"
As my friend learned, when dealing with people in authority, it is better to show respect and to play by their rules. Just a truth of life.
Abraham Lincoln said it best: (Score:2)
He who represents himself... (Score:2)
When Heckenkamp replied, "The United States of America," Ware ordered him taken into custody.
...
Heckenkamp's father, Thomas Heckenkamp, said his son is only trying to protect his rights . "They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he said.
Right, it's the court keeping this moron from defending himself...
Dumb Idea (Score:5, Insightful)
What's the stupidest thing a person can do when placed under arrest? Not demand to talk to your lawyer or have one appointed. What's the stupidest thing you can do after that? Not allow your attorney to do his or her job.
/.ers--if you get arrested, keep your mouth shut unless you have your attorney beside you. Let them take care of everything. And no matter what, don't ever think that you can properly defend yourself in court--it's called being railroaded for a reason. This guy's about to get the maximum sentence possible when he really could have gotten off with a slap on the wrist. Dumb.
What is the very first thing that a rich, savy lawyer would do if he were arrested? Get the best darned attorney to represent him that he can afford. But why not represent himself, I mean--the accused is a lawyer, too. Well, when you're a defendant, your job is to help your attorney and keep yourself from doing stupid things like this kid has. It's your attorney's job to handle all the legal matters.
Future note to all
Sectioning (Score:2)
Thanks, Slashdot, for reminding me that there are millions of stupid people in this world.
Idiot legal arguments: capitalized name (Score:4, Interesting)
A good link is http://www.adl.org/mwd/suss4.htm [adl.org], which collects cases smacking down defendants who, like Heckencamp, have raised an objection to their name printed in all caps. That argument is discussed in the same breath as other winning arguments like objections to a fringe on the courtroom flag or the presence of an eagle on the flagpole.
Of particular relevance may be a relatively recent case from the 10th Circuit. Pasting from the linked document:
US v. M.L. Lindsay (10th Cir 7/1/99) _F3d_, 99 USTC para 50648, 84 AFTR2d 5102; (tax evader complained of "his name being in capital letters in a prior order issued by this Court and then
Re:Idiot legal arguments: capitalized name (Score:3, Informative)
I especially like this one: Is U.S. income tax invalid because Ohio wasn't legally a state when the 16th amendment was ratified? [straightdope.com] On the 150th anniversary of Ohio's statehood, someone looked in the archives and realized that there had been an oversight, and that Ohio had never been formally admitted to the Union. (Statehood admission was handled much more casually back in 1803.) So in 1953 they introduced a bill making Ohio a state, retroactively until 1803. The tax evaders say that since Congress can't make laws ex post facto, Ohio wasn't a state all those years. The ratification of the 16th Amendment in 1911 was therefore invalid, because it was introduced to Congress by the Taft administration, and Taft couldn't legally be president since he was born in Cincinatti and was therefore not a citizen.
There's another rumor going around about how the IRS is paying reparations for slavery to anyone who can prove they're descended from slaves. And I remember hearing once about how "all taxes are voluntary", but I forget the details of how that one works.
Idiot (Score:2)
-Pete
give the guy a break (Score:2)
He's been watching . . . (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe he's been watching Ally McBeal. That would make more sense. They once sued God, who is only slightly easier to get into court than the United States of America.
Thank Heavens For This Guy! (Score:2)
1. Belittling the justice system
2. Nitpicking
3. Trying to do a pathetic end-run around procedure
If this guy keeps it up, he will provide us with many hours of hilarity. Plus, he makes me feel good about me.
What sterling proof that "technically proficient" and "dumb as a stick" are perfectly compatible traits.
Must...Hack..Out..Of..Bag....Must...Defend..Self.. (Score:2, Insightful)
I wish I had a tape of that day. *cringe*
Following your own good idea (Score:2)
There's no end to the discussions on slashdot vis-a-vis the ridiculousness of the justice system attempting to regulate the computer industry without any clear understanding of how computers work. There's a good lesson in there. Computer-folk ought to at least allow that attorneys -- while incompetent at the keyboard -- know what they're doing in the courtroom.
Just because you're a brilliant programmer, it doesn't mean you'll be a brilliant defense attorney. The years spent getting a JD, passing the bar and working as a lawyer have to count for something.
you've gotta play the game (Score:4, Insightful)
This makes him seem guilty (Score:2, Redundant)
These actions just cry out, "i @M 1337! i \/\/i11 0n><0r j00 1@\/\/3rz! i \/\/i11 h@><0r D 13@g@1 5y573m!"
And that is exactly the sort of attitude that somebody who would have done what he is accused of would have to have.
The 0th rule of law - "DON'T PISS OFF THE JUDGE"
The 1st rule of law - "A man who represents himself has a fool for a client".
Proof that being Computer Smart isn't "smart" (Score:3, Insightful)
Hollywood is who convinces the public otherwise, showing hackers to be... computer experts, spyware experts, banking experts, encryption experts, wear designer clothing, able to run a 4second 40yard dash, and swoon woman like the latest Hollywood star.
The rest of know that most people who hack do so because they don't have the attention span to hold down real jobs, don't have the skills to interact with a team of people on a face to face basis, and couldn't get a date unless they had money.
Then again, maybe Hollywood is right, and only the dumb ones get caught.
Re:Proof that being Computer Smart isn't "smart" (Score:5, Insightful)
Being 23 myself, and having significant mathematical and technical skills myself, I have always struggled with the challenges of fitting in socially with those whose interests differ from my own.
When people dismiss your knowledge and make fun of you for it, the way I see it there are 3 possible outcomes:
1) You let it roll off your back since you can't please everyone all the time anyway.
2) You become arrogant and dismiss anyone who you view as 'less intellignet' or 'not worthy of my time'.
3) You learn to communicate with everyone on their own terms, the same way that most successful professionals do.
#1 might be the easiest, but it never worked for me because I'm too sensitive. #3 is my choice, because it earns me a lot more respect.
#2 is obviously the way this kid went, and I really feel sorry for him, because that is the road to bitterness. He's probably working himself up to a frenzy right now because he can't stand all those 'idiots.' Which is hypocrisy because he isn't even able to understand the basic tenets of respectful human interaction. It's sad to think that someone who supposedly values intelligence, doesn't value all the collective knowledge that society has about all kinds of topics. This kind of arrogance would seem to be chosen against by evolution in any period of history except the last few generations...
How about that father? (Score:5, Insightful)
In a telephone interview after the appearance, Heckenkamp's father, Thomas Heckenkamp, said his son is only trying to protect his rights . "They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he said.
What an idiot. My first thought was, "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
Hey. maybe I'll go watch... (Score:2)
Maybe if he doesn't retain a lawyer by then I'll go watch... it could be funny.
"An idiot who represents himself has an idiot for a..." wait...
=tkk
Threatening a judge works!! (Score:3, Funny)
The idiot forgot... (Score:3, Insightful)
... that there are seven versions of every story in court.
And the only one that actually matters:
You know why judges find people guilty of contempt of court? It's because they can. If you or I could lock people up for contempt of us we'd need a heck of a lot more prisons. Dumb doesn't begin to sum this guy up. Perhaps he's trying to cop a diminished responsibility plea, or perhaps he genuinely doesn't understand that you don't kick the biggest kid in school in the pants then start reading the constitution at him.
Schizophrenic? (Score:5, Insightful)
I actually interviewed him for a job once. (Score:3, Interesting)
Working for a large company at the time they had all sorts of tests applicants had to go through. Apparently, he didn't score well enough on the tests for my bosses liking because despite my recommendation he didn't get the job.
I guess I'm kind of glad he didn't get the job.
what exactlly did he do? (Score:3, Interesting)
what exactlly did he do? find? he didn't get my max-bids did he?!?!
Note the subtle use of spelling in the article (Score:4, Funny)
Per dictionary.com:
Wiz - A person considered exceptionally gifted or skilled.
Whiz - To urinate.
Serious Psychological Difficulties (Score:3, Informative)
For those of you who would rather not click through:
A pattern of negativistic, hostile, and defiant behavior lasting at least six months during which four or more of the following are present:
Although the website has more info.
P.S. funny how that brief view of ODD describes alot of slashdot users! hahaha...smile, it's a joke
Re:A defendant who represents himself... (Score:2)
"It was the second time Heckenkamp fired his lawyers -- in January, he had a federal magistrate appoint him as his own counsel, only to change his mind the same day. "
*tries to bite back comment about READING the articles*
Re:Sam Waterston was good... (Score:2, Funny)
Honestly, the boy is way overdue for some reality.
Re:A fool for a client (Score:3, Informative)
Frost, New England Publishing Associates, Inc., 1986, p. 49, that saying is
a proverb apparently so old that its original author is not known. They
quote it as, "He that is his own lawyer has a fool for a client." They cite
Rosalind Fergusson, The Facts on File Dictionary of Proverbs, 1983.
Re:That will make the judge go easier on you (Score:3, Interesting)
Whether that's the case here is, of course, another story, but I've become increasingly distrustful of government and law "enforcement".
I am a vocal critic of abuses of state power, engage in minor civil disobedience myself (I used a deCSS-derived program to watch DVDs that I bought on a GNU/Linux computer because I neither want to spend the money on Windows® nor trust it to be spyware-free), and fully expect to wind up in prison someday for my thoughts, when I see crap like this. I can not just shut up and live a lie.
If anything should have the t's crossed and the i's dotted, it's the criminal justice process, from investigation, arrest, prosecution, to conviction. The defendants apparent folly in angering the judge does not change this.
Re:That will make the judge go easier on you (Score:4, Funny)
And if that doesn't bring down the system, nothing will, dammit. Go, free radical, go! ;)
Re:That will make the judge go easier on you (Score:2)
And, while some systems are more susceptible to corruption than others, it is ultimately people that have to be held accountable for what they do... ALL people.
Also, please do not cheer me, for my efforts are nothing without others doing as I do.
Liable Judges (Score:2)
It is simply not possible for them to pay back the amount of damage they are capable of doing.
I think that ideally a good ethical judge probaly has it hard enough making legal (hopefully fair and just) judgements without the additional fear that someone is going to feel differently and punish him for it.
How many times has a multi judge panel had a dissenting opinion? Would you want the dissenting judges to be punished for it?
Re:Liable Judges (Score:2)
Not when the law permits the kind of lattitude that raises the possibility of dissenting opinions. Reasonable people can disagree, of course.
The things that burn me up are clear displays of judicial bias (i.e. calling Shawn Fawning a "monster" because of the code he wrote).
Re:That will make the judge go easier on you (Score:2)
Yes, that was silly.
Also silly.
Stop. Threatening? Suggesting that a judge be liable for his actions is somehow a threat? I never understood this line of reasoning. So, if I say, "If you try to kill me, I will defend myself?" threatens you? (taking the reasoning to the extreme).
It's sad when justified cynicism is not recognized for being lost in the noise of arrogant folly. The feeling I get is that the defendant has lost all faith in the justice system and is mocking it.
Re:Shower scene (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Shower scene (Score:5, Insightful)
Stop Prisoner Rape [spr.org]
Re:Hmmm. (Score:2)
Re:Mirror (Score:2)
Re:Wisdom? (Score:2)
Re:Hurry up with that trial. (Score:2)
Unless the bunch at the door happen to be brain dead, coming to court with a gun these days is liable to get him the full latex glove treatment. Without lube.
([Off-Topic, -1] Doing jury duty and getting thanked for supporting our free and democratic system of justice in a place with Dubya's mug on the wall was one of the most incredibly ironic & surreal experiences that I've ever had. Maybe next I can go hang out with some al-Qaeda dudes and get a lecture on the sanctity of human life.)
Re:All capital letters as a defense.... (Score:3, Funny)
Either that, or I've just been trolled -- in which case, Congratulations.
Re:85 years is out of control,murder is 5 years (Score:3, Insightful)
I think you would be very hard pressed to find a murder conviction go anywhere near the 5 year mark. 7 maybe, on a Murder 3 count but today that would be hard pressed. Manslaughter on the other hand...
We're not taking his life away either, he's being punished for his actions. He is still perfectly free to live and breath, just inside bars. His choice, he made the choice to do the crime so I have no pity for him when he is getting raped by a bald guy named Bubba while security guards cheer in the background.