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Law Documents in a Nutshell 97

Ramakrishnan M writes "LawMeme has a two part article (more to come) on reading and interpreting Legalese for geeks, titled "Law School in a nutshell". Here is the Part 1 and part 2"
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  • by Jacer ( 574383 )
    However, I do plan on going to school for law, combat DRM, Pallidum, ect. Article has a lot of good information in it, even if you don't plan on being a lawyer.
  • I think I'm alergic to legalese or something. Even looking at the dumbed down version is making me sick.
    • I think I'm alergic to legalese or something. Even looking at the dumbed down version is making me sick.
      --


      If you think it makes you sick, just try that ugly little line they start off with - #!usr/bin/legal - in a bash script. :-P

      Try it as root. Watch your machine e-mail Linus, asking him to sue you for "Trademark abuse, irreparable harm and emotional damages".

      Soko
    • I think I'm alergic to legalese or something. Even looking at the dumbed down version is making me sick.

      Don't be too harsh. Unlike you, the article actually gave me a bit of deja-vu. It was like the feeling I had when I was 15 years old and for the first time the gibberish ... err.. source code in K&R suddenly made sense. It was a wonderful feeling! An AHA moment!

      I want more of this!

  • IAAL (Score:4, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 05, 2002 @12:02AM (#4391983)
    Unlike 99% of the crap you'll read here, I AM a lawyer, however, this article has a lot of good information in it, even if you don't plan on being a lawyer.
    • Unlike 99% of the crap you'll read here, I AM a lawyer, however, this article has a lot of good information in it, even if you don't plan on being a lawyer.

      so wait.... you're saying that you, a lawyer, *are like* 1% of the crap you read here!

      refreshingly honest!
  • HEADLINE: (Score:3, Funny)

    by littlerubberfeet ( 453565 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @12:03AM (#4391984)
    LawMeme gets sued by O'Reilly for use of word 'nutshell'. Trademark Lawsuit....
  • Remember those Read-Along Story Books that came with a record? As you read the book, the record told you what was going on on the page you were looking at. That's exactly what we'll do here. When you hear the sound of a gavel banging, it's time to turn the page. Ready?

    (bang!)

    Clearly this was a collaborative effort of Dan Gookin, original author of DOS and C "for Dummies," and Mr. Rogers, of the Mr. Rogers fame. You think a 15-year old posing as a lawyer is odd? How about 6 year old dummies (the logical mixture of the two audiences)?

  • From the article (part II)
    If legal scholarship weren't so deathly dull, the flamewars would be great fun to watch.
    But that's what we have Slashdot for! All I have to do is type one carefully chosen phrase and run for cover... let's see...

    VI RULES!

    That should do. *runs for cover*

    • Normally I wouldn't deign to respond to such an obvious troll.

      Vi is an antiquated, modal, slow, non-indexed, non-inuitive, spell-check lacking, ill formatted, no-in-program help file, auto-save-lacking, non-predicatable, case sensitive, clumsy, non-wysiwyg, template-less, graphic-less, THAT HITLER liked to use on Small children and DOGS!

      What do I use?

      Why, the toggle switches on the front of the computer, you young-whipper-snapper! (flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip --- FLICK (Load-and-Increment)

      (BTW: Quirk's Exception to Godwin's Law applies here.)

      • The moderation totals for the parent comment are (at the time of my posting): Moderation Totals: Troll=1, Total=1.

        Uhh... I'm not entirely sure how to read that, but I choose to believe that it means that this comment started out at 2 and got knocked down to 1 Troll.

        Why? What's the point of modding down? It should be obvious the poster is playing out the ancient vi vs. \non_vi_editor/(1) *for fun*.

        I bet the moderater doesn't even know what the heck the poster's talking about when he says, "Quirk's Exception to Godwin's Law applies here." Of course, I don't either! But I'm not gonna go modding down things I don't understand.(2)

        Footnote 1: It's supposed to be "vi vs EMACS", but since vi is so weird, I think a person could argue vi vs. just about any other editor. (For the record, I don't really care for vi or EMACS too much. Although, I suppose I may one day familiarize myself with vim.)
        Footnote 2: It's sort of like what Tegan said to the Master: "This'll teach you not to meddle in things you don't understand!" And, of course, that is just one example of the more general sci-fi principle summed up so eloquently by Joel Robinson when he says of some random mad scientist: "He tampered in God's domain." And, of course, all this goes back to the Tower of Babel and/or the Tower Struck By Lightning tarrot card.

        (oh btw, one last thing--today I found out that the commercial for Millyways ("If *you've* done six impossible things this morning...") is very similar to something the white queen says in "Alice In Wonderland" (warning, quote may not be exact): "I've found that, with practice, I can believe at least six impossible things before breakfast." It's a happy day. :-) )
  • Subject says it all.
  • by idiotnot ( 302133 ) <sean@757.org> on Saturday October 05, 2002 @12:25AM (#4392055) Homepage Journal
    On Citations...

    XXX U.S. XXXX (19XX): That's the official citation of a case. Often, if you go into a library, you won't find an official reporter (and you probably wouldn't want the official reporter, anyway). Lexis and West Publishing put out what are called unofficial reporters, the Lawyer's Edition (L.Ed.) and....I can't remember the other one at the moment IIRC (Supreme Court Reports). These have all sorts of annotations that lead you to other important info regarding the case, or cases cited within the decision. Sometimes in the decision itself, if you're not familiar with a case that's cited by the writer, you won't understand the argument. Some judges are especially obtuse (think writing code without good comments).

    The Brief:

    Here's the thing....the brief is far from the full story when considering a case. The brief puts one side's best spin on the case. It's designed to be persuasive, as well as being informative. Both sides submit them, blah blah blah. But, especially in cases before the Supreme Court, other factors come into play. A well-written amicus brief can have quite a bit of influence; even if the two parties involved do not solicit it, nor endorse it.

    After the all the briefs are submitted, the justices hear oral arguments, where they're free to clarify things that don't make sense.

    In a sense, the briefs discussed in this article are Release Notes on the case....they make the argument, but don't tell the full story.
  • by spRed ( 28066 )
    have noticed the word "Id"... it's short for "idem"

    Or 'idem' and 'id' are both short for ibidem.

    But like I said IANAL, I just took a few years of latin...

    • posted too quickly,

      Scholarly types prefer to abbreviate the same (ibidem) as 'ibid' when referencing the same thing again in footnotes.
      I don't know why they each picked a different way, it just is.
    • by Anonymous Coward
      No. "Idem" means "the same". "Ibidem" means "in the same place". (I think it is a contraction of "ibi", which means "there" or "in that place", with "idem".)

      "Id." is short for "idem", and "ibid." is short for "ibidem", although it saves only one character.

      (I'm not a lawyer, but I work with lawyers and study Latin.)

  • The first few paragraphs have me reeled in... this is really scary - it totally makes sense! I truly am a geek. Well there are worse things... I could be a lawyer!
  • To understand why legalese is so incomprehensible, think about it as the programming language Legal. It may have been clean and simple once, but that was before it suffered from a thousand years of feature creep and cut-and-paste coding. Sure, Legal is filled with bizzare keywords, strange syntax, and hideous redundancy, but what large piece of software isn't? Underneath the layers of cruft, serious work is taking place.
  • by HillClimber ( 530465 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @12:47AM (#4392102)
    I appreciate the attempt to inform, but it seems to me this falls into the category of "a little bit of knowledge is dangerous". The pages bill themselves as "3 years of law school in a nutshell", as if you'd get a quick overview of relevant law for geeks. However, it is an analysis of one particular court filing, and based on my 15+ years dealing with legal docs and lawyers (as a techie, IASNAL), I didn't find a scrap of it relevant to software licensing, employment contracts, stock option agreements, or confidentiality agreements. You may find it entertaining, but it's not going to help you deal with the legal issues that you come across in the real world.
    • by Eppie ( 553278 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:25AM (#4392497)
      IAAL, and while this tutorial won't help you read a contract or understand license issues, it serves a useful though narrow purpose. This tutorial will actually help you begin to parse briefs, which is useful for understanding legal battles featured in the news.

      It's more than just entertainment. There is social utility in lay people understanding the legal arguments presented in a case.
    • You may find it entertaining, but it's not going to help you deal with the legal issues that you come across in the real world.

      Of course! I think no one in his right mind expects a three part explanation of a single brief to substitute for three years of law and several more years of experience. The author of the article is only interested in letting tech-geeks get a peek into an important and upcoming legal tussle whose outcome affects us tremendously.

      Think of it as the legal equivalent of a three day MCSE Seminar. Except in this case, lawmeme doesn't give you a fancy certificate and doesn't even dangle you the illusion you are now a ``software engineer.''

      It's a damn great article and I found myself enjoying it. I can't believe it is quite possible for lawyers to be so logical.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 05, 2002 @12:48AM (#4392104)
    With all of the legal Ask Slashdot questions, why don't more lawyers advertise on Slashdot?
    • Re:lawyer banner ads (Score:3, Informative)

      by XorNand ( 517466 )

      I know this is +1 Funny put since you've mentioned it; state bar associations generally dictate how attorneys may and may not advertise their services. Most other professionals (doctors, real estate brokers, financial advisors, etc.) are kept on a similarly short leash.
  • >Pages iii-v: ableofcontents
    >Not even lawyers can mess up a table of contents.

    ...but this article can.
  • I was wondering if we could get a Law School Chicks for Geeks book too... They're really cute, but I don't know how to ask one on a date without getting sued.
  • by AntiFreeze ( 31247 ) <antifreeze42@gEI ... minus physicist> on Saturday October 05, 2002 @12:52AM (#4392117) Homepage Journal
    With the amount of "IANAL" legal advice given on slashdot and through other mediums, I'm actually sort of scared about what this "bringing the law to the layman" type of article will actually accomplish. Now, although this article looks like it's geared more towards helping one disect a court's opinion than help lawyer want-to-bes, I'm still afraid of the ramifications of those who take this "law documents in a nutshell" as a substitute for actually learning the law.

    The more people who think they know the law but are unaware of its subtleties and precedants make for a less intelligent exchange of ideas and more "I know what I'm talking about, listen to me, not them" type of exchanges.

    I know this for two reasons: I come from a family of lawyers and legal experts, and I tend to fall into the "I'm correct, damnit!" category I just mentioned. Therefore, I'm usually shot down by the legal minds in my family, even when I'm being particularly intelligent in my own right, or *cough* quoting a piece of "+5 Insightful" legal advice gleaned from slashdot.

    There is no substitute for a real legal education and pursuing real-world applications (be you a judge, law professor, trial lawyer or law clerk). I guess what I'm really attempting to say is that thinking you know something is no replacement for actually knowing that thing. Not that having a law degree makes you eligable to offer legal advice (I wouldn't ask an IP lawyer for help with closing on a house), but it does place you in better standing.

    Use this article to help you better understand the legal document you are reading, do NOT use it to further legal advice to others -- that is not what this article, or any other like it, is meant for.
    </rant>

    • The more people who think they know the law but are unaware of its subtleties and precedants make for a less intelligent exchange of ideas and more "I know what I'm talking about, listen to me, not them" type of exchanges.

      Agreed. My profession (talk radio) proves that almost daily, unfortunately. Most people haven't the faintest clue about what's going on, but they think they do (I mean, lawyers are scum! It can't be that complicated, now can it?).

      There is no substitute for a real legal education and pursuing real-world applications (be you a judge, law professor, trial lawyer or law clerk).

      I might be tempted to ask you to strike law professor from that. :-D To clarify, I don't have a J.D., however, my undergrad degree was focused on a law school track; I think I'm more qualified to speak to these things than say, somebody with a CS Degree who never had anything above a 100-level government class. But you don't see me waxing poetic about the merits of programming languages, either. "But everybody understands the law...." Ummhmm.....

      Not that having a law degree makes you eligable to offer legal advice (I wouldn't ask an IP lawyer for help with closing on a house), but it does place you in better standing.

      Bar exams are comprehensive. It may not be wise to hire an IP attorney to close on your house, but he's qualified to do it. He could also offer you advice if you're having a problem with your real estate attorney....You don't just learn one part of the law in law school. I could care less about contract law, however, I know I'm going to have to take it when I go to law school. And it will be on the bar exam, too.

      Use this article to help you better understand the legal document you are reading, do NOT use it to further legal advice to others -- that is not what this article, or any other like it, is meant for.

      Agreed. Although there are better primers for reading a case, I think. And don't get in the habit of giving legal advice to anyone. (Until you've passed the bar, and the person asking for advice has signed the billing agreement. :-D)
    • by A nonymous Coward ( 7548 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @01:28AM (#4392208)
      Haynes books have been banned because too many people were deluded into thinking they understoods mechanics' lingo, Home Depot has been shut down to avoid furthering the delusions of millions of do-it-yourselfers, The Motley Fool has been served with cease and desist papers, O'Reilly, Wrox, and many many other publishers have been hit with restraining orders, can millions of cat and dog owners have been served with restraining orders prohibiting them from coming closer than 100 yards to pet stores.
    • This is exactly in the vein of what is going on in the software industry right now... people fire up visual studio, run a wizard, and generate a windows application... and three months later declare themselves programmers.

      Although your argument is quite valid, it's also quite generalizing. I personally, having read the articles and followed with the brief, didn't get any impression of being on top of things... the only things that were cleared up were, as the document states, the syntax of the document... what words stand for... It states right at the beginning:

      Legal is filled with bizzare keywords, strange syntax, and hideous redundancy

      Quite analogously, just because you know how to declare a class, and derive it from a base class doesn't make you an object oriented programmer...

      The point of the article, as it states itself:

      One of the major goals of this walkthrough is to give you a better sense of when to skim and when to focus.

      is not to teach how to write a program, but to teach how to somewhat read a program.

      It's basically telling a completely computer illeterate person that, "really, you shouldn't start reading the code from _crtmain(), but rather from main()... and that really, when you're stepping through code, you don't need to actually see what's going on in a string class' copy constructor".

      I personally found this article excellent, very well written, humorous, and very humble. It gives very few opinions about the actual case(only two IIRC).

      This type of article is dangerous in the hands of careless people. As much as (and I hate to be saying this) a gun is as dangerous as the person carrying it.

      So don't be fucking anal about it, don't go tearing it down just because you know 80% of the world population is lazy, and at times stupid, and will probably misuse this information.

    • I have two issues with what you've said...

      1. Do you really think that it would be better for people to know less about the laws that govern them? That seems to be what you are advocating here. Personally, I think this is a hell of a lot better than everyday people doing whatever the hell they want (think, showing movies in schools) and having no idea of the legal ramifications.

      2. If this means just one less person on the internet will threaten to sue me, for saying something that has upset them, then that's all I could ask for.
    • You are right,with respect to the American system as it currently stands.However, not all civilizations have been this way. The ancient Greeks, who were the prototype for a large part of our legal system, allowed any citizen to advocate. I'm not sure when it was, in the evolution of law, that the Bar came about, preventing anyone other than barristers from going in front.
      • You are right,with respect to the American system as it currently stands.However, not all civilizations have been this way. The ancient Greeks, who were the prototype for a large part of our legal system, allowed any citizen to advocate. I'm not sure when it was, in the evolution of law, that the Bar came about, preventing anyone other than barristers from going in front.

        AIUI, any citizen can still advocate - but you have to be qualified to do it for reward. So, if you represent a friend, you have to do it for free... unless you're qualified.

        • What you say sounds right... I also remember reading that advocates (as in lawyers) were also not supposed to be paid, back in the old days. They were supposed to present the appearance of being above financial considerations. Barristers wore a small pouch slung over their shoulder so that the client could slip the money in, behind them, in a discreet manner.
        • AIUI, any citizen can still advocate - but you have to be qualified to do it for reward.

          Not quite. You're always entitled to represent yourself, no matter your level of legal knowledge (or for that matter, even literacy). However, to represent another person (whether paid or not), you need to be a licensed attorney.
    • by Get Behind the Mule ( 61986 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @06:12AM (#4392626)
      I see some sense in what you're saying, but I'm troubled by the implication that those of us without an extensive education must necessarily have little to say about matters of law. If we were talking about some obscure science that is hardly relevant to our daily lives, the idea would be less troubling. But this is stuff that impacts everybody in essential ways, and in a democracy, we have an obligation to form opinions about law, and especially about whether laws should be changed, and whether courts rule properly in their cases.

      I also have a family connection to law, since my father is a lawyer. And when I've spoken to him about his cases, ever since I was a little kid, he has always taken the time to explain as much as he could about the facts, the law, the Constitution, and of course all of the coutroom politicking and dynamics that go on. It required a lot of long conversations, but he always encouraged me to develop my own understanding and opinions about what the law is, what it should be, and what the courts did and did not do correctly. I think it can only be in the lawyers' interests if all citizens try to do this as well as they can.
    • I disagree with the tone of that comment for two reasons:

      1. If a legal system, like a religion or a tax code, is so complex that only the high priests can understand it, then it is too complex. Simple rules are more likely to be read, understood, remembered, followed, and enforced, and at a lower cost. Our legal system is now a self-contradictory monster that frequently violates rights instead of enforcing them.

      2. Despite their extensive educations, lawyers, like doctors and other arrogant initiates of the divine mysteries, frequently have significant holes in their understanding of the foundations of their discipline. I have recently been arguing with a lawyer friend at the International Criminal Court in The Hague about human rights, and it is clear that her understanding of the theoretical basis of why they are trying Milosevic & Co is less than complete. Sex tip for geeks: arguing such topics is *not* a good way to seduce a woman.
      • rules are more likely to be read, understood, remembered, followed, and enforced, and at a lower cost.

        Right... because we could operate our society only on the Ten Commandments, no? You're right in some utopian kind of way, but the reason that our legal system (not to mention pretty much ANY legal system in the world) is so complex is because we CAN'T operate our society only on the Ten Commandments. Imagine the "injustice!", the "unfairness!" of a society like that. Humans being naturally sympathetic, we would almost immediately write exceptions to the rules ("Thou shalt not kill... unless in self defense"), and subrules to the main ones ("Thou shalt not steal... But if the value if that which has been stolen is less than $50, thou is guilty of a misdemeanor; otherwise, a felony"). And don't get me started on the difficulty of an entire society deciding on a set of SIMPLE rules. This is the way a complex society MUST form its legal system, lest we live in a tyrannical, fascist world.
        • And yet if we go too far towards complexity we got tyrannical and fascist as well.

          I submit that as soon as it becomes factually correct to say "The law is too complex to understand without a law degree", that it is too complex to exist in its current form. If I can be convicted for breaking a law that I've never heard of, despite not having lived in the Montana wilderness all my life, that law is too obscure. When laws get passed (or repealed) and the people aren't made aware of them in a form that is reasonably expected to be understood by those people, those laws shouldn't be binding.

          It might be hard to write a complex legal system in such a way that the Average Joe with a high-school education can understand it, but I don't think we can call ourselves a free country until we can either come up with a simple legal system, or a smarter Average Joe. The legal system could be simplified a lot. Remove obsolete laws. When new laws are provided, if they overlap old laws, just rewrite the old laws, ideally. If the laws aren't written in language that everyone can understand, they won't be able to obey the law, so don't bother passing it until it's written in plain english.

          And one thing that would help, write the entire legal code in a hyperlinked form. Let people start at simple overviews and unfold more detail as they go. A heading about as basic as "Thou shalt not kill" could eventually fold out into the laws against euthenasia, with links to other laws that are relevant in the discussion.

          This way people could start to understand the system without being handed a huge book and told to flip through it. It'd actually let people look up the laws in a specific area to get a quick idea. They'd still (in today's system) need a lawyer if it was a gray area, but at least they could find out enough to ask the right questions and provide background.
        • >because we could operate our society only on the Ten Commandments, no?

          Uh, no. Did I say that? Surely there is some happy medium between the Ten Commandments and our current legal code? Why do you attack such a straw man? The explosion in law and litigation occurred relatively recently; somehow our society had been able to get along without it--what happened?
          http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/ 0452268249/

          >the reason that our legal system...is so complex is because
          >we CAN'T operate our society only on the Ten Commandments.

          I would disagree with that assertion (ignoring the silly Ten Commandments reference, and assuming that you mean "a relatively simple code"). With a little imagination you should be able to think of some alternative reasons why our legal system has become so complex, e.g. that Congress in the last several decades has been unchained to legislate in areas that had been denied it by the Constitution. Here is some food for thought:
          http://www.overlawyered.com

          I write you this from Moscow, which I first visited in 1986. The USSR was an example of a nation with complex laws that that *stifled* the society, to the point of collapse. You can't just state without proof that things as they are necessarily evolved that way for a good reason, whether you are talking about a person's metastasized cancer or our current complex laws. I live now in Germany, and I get the same crap from Germans: we need laws, we need order. If the stores were allowed to operate on Sundays, we would have chaos in the streets. Well, maybe with fewer laws Germany wouldn't have the lowest rate of economic growth in Europe.

          >we CAN'T operate our society only on the Ten Commandments.
          >Imagine the "injustice!", the "unfairness!" of a society like that.

          The US recently overtook Russia as the nation with the highest per-capita prison population in the world. Imagine the "injustice!" and "unfairness!" of that. That so many people are defined as criminals suggests that maybe we should re-examine some of the laws.
          • The explosion in law and litigation occurred relatively recently; somehow our society had been able to get along without it--what happened?

            This has absolutely nothing to do with the complexity of the legal code. I don't see how you can connect an increase in complexity with an increase in litigation. In fact, one would think that a simpler legal code would make it much easier to litigate, thus INCREASING litigation. Aside from that, you're right that the legal system has gotten more complex recently. The reason for this is a trend already taken by other countries towards enumerated "codes" (many other countries have civil law systems, which enumerate most if not all laws) and away from plain old English common law. This increase in complexity does not seem to have increased litigation in civil law countries, has it? Thus, the reason for an increase in litigation does NOT stem from an increase in complexity of our legal system. I could go on about why litigation is so common here in the US, but in fact that book that you post talks a lot about these reasons. Still, the book's points aren't attacking COMPLEXITY, but certain POLICY decisions made when the rules for civil procedure were enacted.

            I would disagree with that assertion (ignoring the silly Ten Commandments reference, and assuming that you mean "a relatively simple code"). With a little imagination you should be able to think of some alternative reasons why our legal system has become so complex, e.g. that Congress in the last several decades has been unchained to legislate in areas that had been denied it by the Constitution. Here is some food for thought:

            http://www.overlawyered.com


            Um, looking at the link, again, nothing to do at all with the complexity of the legal system. If you knew anything about the rules in civil procedure and criminal procedure, you'd know that these rules make it easier for people to sue and make it easier for people to defend themselves in a criminal court. This has NOTHING to do with the complexity of the legal system, and everything to do with the preservation of rights, substantive laws notwithstanding. In NO OTHER COUNTRY on this earth are there such strong procedural safeguards put in place to protect people. This is why people in jail can still get out -- that's the beauty of habeas corpus. This is why we have an adversarial system, with the judge having fewer powers -- why entrust all the investigatory and interrogatory powers in one person, like in civil law countries? etc. etc. You're attacking abuses of procedural laws, which even though protect the vast majority of people admittedly allow others to file frivolous lawsuits and other bad things. But that has nothing to do with complexity.

            Well, maybe with fewer laws Germany wouldn't have the lowest rate of economic growth in Europe.

            Odd that you say this. You complain that the US has such a complex legal system, yet the US has had the highest rate of economic growth in recent years. There's simply no rational connection.

            The US recently overtook Russia as the nation with the highest per-capita prison population in the world. Imagine the "injustice!" and "unfairness!" of that. That so many people are defined as criminals suggests that maybe we should re-examine some of the laws.

            This, ONCE MORE, has nothing to do with the complexity of laws. The fact that we have many laws defining what a criminal is does not imply that it's too COMPLEX, but that we think there are many things that people shouldn't do. You argue instead about moral issues, not complexity issues. The SINGULAR difference, I'm sure, between the prison population in Russia and the one in the US is that 99.99999% of the Americans KNOW EXACTLY WHY they are in jail. That's the beauty of our criminal justice system, in the sense of PROCEDURE. You can argue the merits of having particular laws, but you can't say that all these people were thrown into jail arbitrarily, without knowing that they were doing something wrong. The increase in prison population is due to stringent drug laws and three strikes laws. NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THESE LAWS, EVERYONE KNOWS THEM. It's ridiculous, IMHO, that a pot smoker caught three times will be jailed forever, and I'm sure that's what you think too. But you can't argue that the system was "too complex" and that the pot smoker didn't know EVEN THE FIRST TIME that what he was doing was illegal.

            In the end, your arguments show a sad misunderstanding of the problems in the legal system. While the argument "legal systems could use some clarification and simplification" is a perfectly valid one, it doesn't solve the problems you seem to think it causes. What it does do is maintain consistency -- always a good thing -- and reduce certain societal costs.
            • I am not going to waste a lot of time countering each of the above statements, which obviously will respond to swords like a hydra's head.

              >In fact, one would think that a simpler legal
              >code would make it much easier to litigate,

              Frequently new legislation (like the Civil Rights Act) create new openings for litigation.

              >You complain that the US has such a complex legal system,
              >yet the US has had the highest rate of economic growth in recent years.

              Only in very recent years has the US had a *relatively* high rate of economic growth *in comparison with other industrialized nations*, which (e.g. Germany) coincidentally have even more legislation and regulation. US growth has not been the highest (e.g. Ireland's is higher) and the recent spike (now ended) was an exception to a very long-acting rule: US GDP growth had slowed to a fraction of what it used to be, strange, given the more rapid growth in technology. Even if it does rise again, that does not mean that it could not be higher, e.g. the enormous cost of regulation has been well documented
              http://www.cato.org/research/reglt-st. html

              >The SINGULAR difference, I'm sure, between the prison population in Russia
              >and the one in the US is that 99.99999% of the Americans KNOW EXACTLY WHY they are in jail

              I once violated the tax code, unknowingly, and got a hefty fine. Now I pay an expert, because the tax code is too complex, and the penalty for noncompliance too high. Is your "SINGULAR" difference somehow a sufficient condition for justice? Of course not. And, in fact, it is not a difference: Russians know just as well why they are in prison. Two weeks ago I was in a car in Moscow and we were stopped by three cops. They hassled one woman about her papers for nearly half an hour. She knew "EXACTLY WHY", but that did not make it just. Moscow has complex residency laws that many cannot comply with: the cops exploit that by taking bribes.

              >NO OTHER COUNTRY on this earth are there such strong
              >procedural safeguards put in place to protect people.

              That was a very strange assertion, and telling. And false. The end result of your "strong procedural safeguards" is by far the highest level of 1) homicide, 2) incarceration, and 3) executions in the industrialized world. Isn't that a small hint that we should re-examine the rules, e.g. those against drugs?

              Some references:

              Richard Epstein, who is not merely a lawyer but a professor of law at the University of Chicago, wrote a book called "Simple Rules for a Complex World", published by Harvard University Press:
              http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detai l/-/0674 808215/

              The introductory chapter is titled "Too Many Lawyers, Too Much Law". Epstein is highly respected, and coincidentally I just heard him interviewed a couple of days ago on the radio.

              In "The Structure of Liberty", Prof. Randy Barnett also argues for a return from hyperlegislation to the traditional common law:
              http://www.bu.edu/rbarnett/TOC.htm

              "The Calculus of Consent", by James Buchanan and Gordon Tullock, which won the former a Nobel prize in economics (by the way, another libertarian just won this year, bring the number to at least four that I know of):
              http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/ -/0472 061003/

              "Government Failure", a more accessible textbook on the above Public Choice Theory recently appeared, again co-written by Tullock:
              http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1 930865201/
    • So since I can't possibly understand these laws, i don't have to follow them right? I mean, since I wouldn't know the difference between following them and not following them anyway.

  • Looks like with all our ranting, critisizing and arguing, we managed to irritate some lawyers into trying to set us straight.

    I think we should all give ourselves a pat on the back, because it is obvious that these guys were reading lots of slashdot before they wrote those articles.

    Honestly, I didn't bother reading most of it... a self respecting geek doesn't have time to read loads of bullshit such as above. Honestly, I started to fall asleep after reading about the case numbers, etcetera, etcetera.

    Keep up the good work!

    www.goat.cx
  • This seems like the more recent Ask Slashdot questions in reverse. In this case we provide the answer before the question.

    "I'll take patent law for 500, Alex"

  • Beyond all law, beyond all legal precedent, beyond all unbiased opinion however, is the one true cardinal law - that all judgements ultimately come down to a judge, a panel of judges, or a jury, who lay down a verdict as they see fit. They must rationalize and have good reasoning for their decision, but time and time again lawyers after a case scratch their head and say "Wow, I can't believe I lost (or won) that case!"

    It's for this reason that you can always TRY to sue, no matter how silly the claim, because you just might win, even if the laws of the past seem against you.
  • by edashofy ( 265252 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @01:35AM (#4392222)
    Don't we need a translator that goes the other way? As far as I know, Geeks are smart people, and take a more common-sense approach to the world than the law does.

    What we really need is a tutorial on GeekSpeak for lawyers. That would teach them things like:

    • Why the legal system is not prepared to sue thousands of people for minor cases of copyright infringement.
    • No, you can't turn off Gnutella.
    • No, you can't turn off the Internet just because Gnutella is on there.
    • The record industry does not deserve phat l3wt5 simply because it has strongarmed us into giving it to them them in the past.
    • I think they do not really care.

      They make "phat l3wt5" regardless.

      A solid 10 year plan:
      1) become lawyer
      2) ...
      3) $$$
    • This is just a really, really stupid notion that so many people here believe. As if lawyers are NOT smart people? As if there are no law geeks? Ridiculous. Most lawyers whose practices involve a lot of technology companies or tech-related people certainly understand the issues, and most lawyers in general can pick up the issues fairly easily. Just because they might be arguing on the side that you disagree with doesn't change that fact. I hate to say it, but a 16 year old kid can be a great programmer without having had any formal training; a 16 year old kid wouldn't be able to effectively practice law without 3 years of rigorous training (not to mention the 4 years' undergrad degree that helps refine basic argumentation and writing skills).

      Anyway, those four points you pose are extremely simplistic. Sure, you may believe wholeheartedly in it. But there are always two or more sides to ANY issue, and if it involves rights, then shit, lawyers will be involved. Do you think that the RIAA's lawyers are just going to throw up their hands and say, "we can't argue your side"? That's dumb. It's a lawyer's JOB to argue their clients' sides, even if the best argument is not that strong. Likewise, it's a lawyer's JOB to be able to understand issues like those you think only computer geeks can understand -- otherwise, they shouldn't be lawyers, because they'd suck.
  • Code!=Law (Score:4, Insightful)

    by istartedi ( 132515 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @02:48AM (#4392328) Journal

    I enjoyed the article, but I dislike the fact that this tends to enforce the idea that code==law.

    Code isn't law. Protocols are like law. Code that follows (or breaks) the protocols is not law, but more like agents under the law. Saying that code==law is like saying that drivers are the motor vehicle code.

    Now, certainly it should be illegal to misrepresent code as being compliant to a protocol when it isn't (e.g., MSFT Kerberos). However, the code itself shouldn't be illegal--only the misrepresentation.

    The distinction is important, because certain Free Software zealots are trying to use the code==law argument to convince people that software should be Public (they like to say Free when what they really mean is Public, like the Public School System), and perhaps even that private software should be outlawed.

  • O'Reilly (Score:2, Funny)

    by stud9920 ( 236753 )
    But what animal should be on the cover of O'Reilly's "Law In A Nutshell" ? A shark ?
  • by The Wing Lover ( 106357 ) <awh@awh.org> on Saturday October 05, 2002 @07:20AM (#4392714) Homepage
    Seneca College's Faculty of Continuing Education offers a terrific course. It's meant as an elective, but anyone can take the course even if they're not pursuing a diploma. It gives you a great overview of the Canadian legal system, and it's taught by a lawyer who obviously loves the law and its practice, and is very enthusiastic.

    I'd recommend the course for anyone living in Toronto.

    The course is _Law and the Citizen_, CAN271.
  • Law and geeks (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Veteran ( 203989 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @09:13AM (#4392839)
    By far - the most important thing for geeks to know about the law is: that the law is not something that geeks understand; the law is something that geeks think they understand.

    What I mean by that is this: if technical people agree on a set of rules or protocols - that is the way things are - virtually without exception. If a program fails to abide by a protocol - it generally won't work.

    The law looks similar and so we think we understand what is going on; we are wrong.

    The law is nothing of the kind; the law is quite literally what ever a clever lawyer can talk a judge or jury into believing at that given moment. As such it has a malleable quality quite unacceptable to anyone who has the ability to think honestly.

    Imagine the chaos that would rule in the technical world if clueless pointy hair bosses controlled - from minute to minute - based purely on whim - what protocols meant. That is an accurate description of the situation in the legal world.

    The law is a system constructed by weasel brains for the benefit of weasel brains and nothing else. Of course the weasel brains realize that if the thinkers ever catch on to what is happening to them - that the game is over. Because of that the weasels go to great lengths to insure that no one who is honest and intelligent ever looks too closely and critically at the basic design and structure of the law. The law is designed so that if the technically sharp study it that they will be so surrounded by trees that they will never notice the shape of the forrest.

    If this causes you realize that the law is, in fact,nothing but a gigantic fraud of the first magnitude - then you have begun to understand what is going on in the world.

    The law - a real time operating system for life critical functions - consisting of billions of lines of code - not one line of which has ever been tested to see if it works.
  • IAAL, Observations (Score:3, Informative)

    by mbstone ( 457308 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @11:23AM (#4393206)
    1. The article is right-on as far as the law being a system not unlike a computer (although there are human foibles and biases built in on many levels). As my former .sig says, Laws are ROMS, courts are CPUs.

    2. Going to law school is a shitty career move, at least money-wise, for a computer geek. Aside from the three years of negative income, big law firms won't hire you unless you go to Harvard or some "top 25" law school and/or your grades are good enough to get on law review. Your IT skills are mostly irrelevant to the law job market. If you have an engineering degree you might possibly be able to get into patent law. If you enter private practice, you will discover that....

    3. Computer geeks make crappy law clients. They already think they know everything. They are far happier as pro pers (people who try to represent themselves in court as their own lawyers).

    4. IT pays better and you don't have to deal with shit from clients, some of whom will lose in court because they deserve to, and will then be pissed at you and file bogus bar complaints and malpractice suits. Did you rent Cape Fear?

    5. Some clients are insane (see (3)).
  • by kriegsman ( 55737 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:11PM (#4394259) Homepage
    NOLO Press [nolo.com] ("Please Don't Feed The Lawyers") needs to be mentioned here. Not only to they publish some really great legal books for non-lawyes, but they also have several "Plain English Law Centers [nolo.com]", including a legal encyclopedia, dictionary, FAQ, and so on.

    I'm not affiliated with NOLO, except for the fact that I'm a very satisfied customer. I've started and run a couple of small technology businesses, and dealt with a fair amount of IP (both patent and trademark) and contract law issues, and NOLO books are great for educating yourself about what the real legal issues are, and when you really need to get an attorney involved.

    -Mark
    (IANAL, but my wife is -- and she approves of NOLO :)

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