Court Rules Dungeons and Dragons Threatens Prison Security 353
KermodeBear writes "Dungeons and Dragons — originally Satan's Game — has now been found to encourage gang-like behavior. In a finding by a three judge panel of the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals, D&D 'can mimic the organization of gangs and lead to the actual development thereof.' From the ruling: 'during D&D games, one player is denoted the "Dungeon Master." 'The Dungeon Master is tasked with giving directions to other players, which Muraski testified mimics the organization of a gang.'"
Usual Slashdot Timeliness (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Usual Slashdot Timeliness (Score:4, Interesting)
To be fair, it seems Fox News is the culprit this time (well, editors could have noticed the dupe but really that would be going a bit above what I've come to expect from them). The Fox News article is dated yesterday, Jan 26, 2011; the sources that they reference are dated Jan 26, 2010. So yeah, pretty much exactly a year old, probably someone searching for a topic entered the wrong date on their criteria and we end up with a year old dupe on the front page.
Re:Usual Slashdot Timeliness (Score:5, Informative)
"A three-judge panel of the United States Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit weighed in Wednesday [that's yesterday]."
So how is this story "at least a year old"? RTFA!
Oh and I can't help noticing the description about D&D is reminiscent of ANY organization. A Master ordering people what to do? Sounds like the President of my country or the CEO of my company.
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Oh and I can't help noticing the description about D&D is reminiscent of ANY organization. A Master ordering people what to do? Sounds like the President of my country or the CEO of my company.
Did you also notice how it's wrong with relation to D&D?
The Dungeon Master doesn't tell players what to do, he's asks them what they are going to do, and the DM just tells them the consequences.
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The Dungeon Master doesn't tell players what to do, he's asks them what they are going to do, and the DM just tells them the consequences.
Yeah, this is nothing like a gang! More like the mob...
"Thats an awfully nice D12 you got there...be a real shame if you didn't roll higher then a 5 on it..."
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I'll have to use that on my players at some point.
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Did you also notice how it's wrong with relation to D&D?
The Dungeon Master doesn't tell players what to do, he's asks them what they are going to do, and the DM just tells them the consequences.
"You are standing in a steamy prison shower, about 15x24' with twelve shower heads lining the walls. Five of them are being used by what appear to be orcish gang members. Make a dexterity check, at minus two due to its slipperiness, to maintain your grip on your soap."
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Jesus saves,
Gretzky steals... He shoots... He SCORES!!!
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Ahh screw it, I bend over and grit my teeth. Even prison rape is preferable to dealing with D&D's grapple rules.
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the DM just tells them the consequences.
You mean like a panel of judges???
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Yeah... An aerobics class is more like a gang than D&D by that definition.
On a side note, I wonder if they ban Mafia Wars on Facebook?
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He does tell at least one of the players they are not involved in the fight because the character is currently in the bar...
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Of course, the worst gang in prison is the screws! They even tell rival gangs what to do and if they don't do it, they start busting skulls. If you try to get out of the neighborhood, they'll bust a cap in your ass.
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There was also a Wednesday last year.
TFA does not mention dates, but the referenced court documents are all dated 2010. The Geeks Are Sexy (citation needed) link is also dated today, but it references an Above the Law story from a year ago.
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Yeah, but I bet the CEO of your company isn't trying to kill you.
You must not work for HP.
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Fully admit - did not RTFA, is this new though, an appeal of the original case.
And as a long time D&D'er I think they missed the important role the Caller plays as the gang^H^H^H^H party leader. DM? That would be more like the old, ex gangster that acts as an informal liaison between the cops/community leaders and the current gangs. :-)
Paranoia (Score:5, Funny)
Okay, okay, fine. Just have them play Paranoia instead. That oughta screw up the Court of Appeals.
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do they even RESEARCH? (Score:5, Insightful)
the DM is anything but a "leader" in D&D. His job is more akin to that of the judges themselves, that passed this retarded ruling.
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Maybe they were worried about the use of D4s as weapons. Dangerous those. You could have an eye out.
Re:do they even RESEARCH? (Score:5, Funny)
If you can't kill a man with a D20, then you probably wouldn't do so well in prison. =D
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Caltrops... you really don't want to step on D4 barefoot.
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In the very few games of D&D that I've played the DM was less judge and more executioner. Finding new fun and exciting ways to kill off the party appeared to be his primary purpose, so I guess maybe inquisition age executioner would be even more accurate.
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Have you never DMed or played under one that did quid pro quo trades in game? "Get me a coke for that 15xp you need to get to next level." "Whoever does X, I will give Y." There are plenty of instances where a DM can be a leader or use their position as one of authority. It's just like Farmville. Do this and I will give you this imaginary reward in this imaginary world. But d
DM Gang Leaders (Score:2)
Wow (Score:5, Insightful)
Haven't they got better things to do, like reducing the prevalence of weapons, drugs, alcohol and cellular phones in prisons?
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Better yet, maybe reduce the prison population in general?
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Better yet, maybe reduce the prison population in general?
That's a dangerous request without qualifiers ;)
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maybe reduce the prison population in general?
Were you thinking height or width?
Re:Wow (Score:4, Insightful)
I hope you get the +5 you deserve here. Rampant over-incarceration is one of the biggest social and political problems in the U.S.
Uh yeah... (Score:4, Insightful)
better lock up Tom Hanks! (Score:2)
Is it just me? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Sir, subscribe me to your gang's newsletter, post haste!!1! Personally, I think they're just lurking in protest because I found them out to be date rapists.
Re:Is it just me? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Same. These grey boxes (especially with the slightly darker grey text within) are really hard on the eyes.
And the idea that abbreviated comments should completely hide all of their children is poorly conceived at best.
I can fix the design issues myself in a local stylesheet and release that for anyone interested, but I hope they fix the hidden comments thing.
Re:Is it just me? (Score:5, Informative)
There's plenty of posts, you just can't see them since after the redesign, "abbreviated" comments completely hide all of the comments below them.
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I think a lot more comments are getting hidden (Score:3)
Just regulate it (Score:5, Funny)
So don't let them all play rogues. What's the big deal?
"Ok, what do you do?"
"I backstab"
"Backstab"
"Um...Backstab?"
"I shank him"
"You're not supposed to say it like that! We'll get in trouble"
"Fine, jeeze...'backstab'"
Re:Just regulate it (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, and restrict them to lawful alignments...
Re:Just regulate it (Score:4, Funny)
They had a lawyer class?
Oh please (Score:5, Insightful)
Don't get me wrong, it was still a terrible experience, and I wouldn't want to go back (and I haven't!). But banning things like D&D isn't going to solve anything.
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http://garyfromoshkosh.blogspot.com/2006/02/huber-law-reflection.html [blogspot.com]
really, what part of it did you violate?
What (Score:5, Insightful)
The Employer is tasked with giving directions to employees, which Muraski testified mimics the organization of a gang.
The Teacher is tasked with giving directions to students, which Muraski testified mimics the organization of a gang.
The Emergency Broadcast System is tasked with giving directions to the public during an emergency, which Muraski testified mimics the organization of a gang.
Really? When you have criteria for gang behavior that is that loose, anything can be classified and banned.
The Warden is tasked with giving directions to prisoners, which Muraski testified mimics the organization of a gang.
In other news... (Score:5, Insightful)
...religious services banned in prisons.
They mimic gang activity, there is a "priest" or "sheik" or "prophet" that tells the other participants how to interpret and act on religious texts
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Personally, I would ban D&D for the obviousness of using 12 and 20 sided die in gambling, and that it could also lead to the purchasing of Magic The Gathering card games. Or worse; Pokémon!
Would that be a bit like going from heroin to pot, except less likely? Going from D&D to Pokémon sounds about as likely as Bjarne Stroustrup declaring C++ was a mistake and we should all go use Visual Basic.
WTF doesn't even begin to cover this (Score:5, Insightful)
but that the game encourages players to become obsessed with mentally escaping the restrictions of prison life
Because surely it NEVER occurred to inmates to attempt to mentally escape the restrictions of prison life until the DM told them to
Dope test the judges. (Score:4, Funny)
Make them pee in a cup, make the results public.
err, myself excluded, obviously... (Score:4, Insightful)
Make them pee in a cup, make the results public.
That should be mandatory for all bureaucrats and elected officials. And anybody else that wants to inflict drug testing on someone else.
Sadism Delight (Score:2)
Given the inherent need for a good DM to have a streak of sadism, I would think prisons would encourage playing D&D with the guards acting as DM...
Satan's Game? (Score:2)
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This was a reference to a rather infamous bit of audio that was released as a parody of The Watchtower's attack on D&D. You can give it a listen [youtube.com], and I recommend you do. It's quite funny.
Re:Satan's Game? (Score:5, Interesting)
Never saw Mazes and Monsters or saw news (hysteria really) from the 80's about D&D?
My parents almost made me see a psychiatrist over that crap until my brother and I sat my Mom down and made her play a game with us. We interspersed the play with quips about how it was encouraging us to read, expanding our vocabulary and working our imagination in ways that TV and Video Games never could.
Can't say I specifically remember "Satan's Game" but doesn't sound far off...
Wait, is this one of those whooosh moments? Sorry, nm.
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Ah, I got you. I guess I read TFS as saying "orignally called "Satan's Game" [by the idiots who don't understand it]" etc... I immediately flashed back to that wonderful period in the 80's when parents everywhere starting looking at us funny whenever we talked about the game.
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It's reference to the beating D&D took during the "Satanic Panic" of the 80s. It was widely blasted for being "Satanic" by even relatively mild religious organizations, and took the blame for a number of suicides and murders. Kinda like video games today. Nobody with any real intelligence took it seriously, but there was plenty of hype and general insanity surrounding the game.
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Where the hell (pardon the pun) did "Satan's Game" come from? D&D has always been Dungeons & Dragons since inception. Now get off my lawn!
Are you kidding me?
D&D suffered from an awful lot of bad press back in the 80's. Lots of folks were claiming it was satanic. I remember getting an awful lot of odd looks from folks when I'd admit to playing. My folks were pretty concerned until I actually showed them the rulebooks.
They even made a movie [wikipedia.org] about the perils of D&D.
Pac-Man ruined my life (Score:5, Interesting)
Got me into eating small white pills. And don't even get me started on "candy"-land. And Battleship? I heard it trains terrorists on how to sink ships.
Honestly, they can find the most ridiculous things to try and turn something harmless into a big deal. D&D is not what created gangs. Gangs create gangs. And they certainly aren't running around screaming "lightning bolt" and talking about going into unexplored caves to find treasure out on the streets. This is beyond hilarious for anyone who has any kind of knowledge of both D&D and gang-related activities.
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Gangs create gangs. And they certainly aren't running around screaming "lightning bolt"
You've never watched Reno 911 have you? Our law enforcement officers have to deal with anachronistic ruffians shouting "lightning bolt" regularly.
Of course they got it wrong (Score:2)
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I really don't care about criminals rights
You should; "there but for the grace of a pissed-off investigator, go I."
Let's be clear (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Let's be clear (Score:5, Insightful)
The inmate could have gone out and found other wardens
No, he couldn't have gone out anywhere. He's imprisoned.
Re:Let's be clear (Score:5, Funny)
What it found is that this prisoner didn't provide any relevant evidence that it doesn't encourage gang-like behavior.
So he failed to prove a negative. No surprise there.
The inmate could have gone out and...
Let's first be clear on the definition of "prison".
Boots of Escapement (Score:2)
The Bloods and the Crypts (Score:2, Funny)
I'm sure this is just how the Bloods and the Crypts got started!
haha (Score:4, Interesting)
"Gang structures" is just human nature. (Score:2)
In a related ruling... (Score:2)
I'm just saying... (Score:2)
"The Dungeon Master is tasked with giving directions to other players, which Muraski testified mimics the organization of a gang."
Or a corporation.
Idiot logic at work (Score:2)
There, an expert on prison gangs argued not only that having a Dungeon Master issue direction to other players “mimics the organization of a gang”, but that the game encourages players to become obsessed with mentally escaping the restrictions of prison life, which could threaten “the safety and security of the institution.”
As opposed to leaving them in the courtyard to look at the outside, separated from society by armed guards and chainlink fences?
Can't help but be reminded of an old quote (Score:4, Interesting)
A midshipman at the US Naval Academy was asked what the difference was between being in the Navy or a gang. He thought for a moment and said, "we have uniforms". It was the Washington Post, IIRC, and for all I know it may have been fabricated by the same reporter who wrote "Jimmy's World, the story of a 9 year old heroin addict".
It still has a ring of truth to it though.
So yeah, every social order is gang if you want to look at it that way. Did any of these people making the call actually, you know, check to see if DD players in prison were getting into more trouble, or less trouble?
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Judges reasoning flawed. (Score:2)
Ok, I listed some retirement home stuff and school stuff, but then again I'm pointing out how stupid the judges idea of things that leads to gang-like-behavior is. Additionally, I have no idea what people do in prison other than t
This Just In... (Score:5, Insightful)
Who Knew (Score:5, Funny)
Awful Arguments (Score:5, Informative)
I actually watched the oral argument for this case, and the appointed counsel did a really hideous job ... one of the judges (based on the testimony of the correctional officer at trial) was talking about "escapism" being a problem that was promoted by dungeons and dragons, as in it would actually lead to the players escaping from the jail. The attorney completely missed this, didn't even familiarize himself with the material that was being discussed, and generally did a half-assed job of informing the court, which also admitted they had no idea how the game worked or what its implications were. I only partially blame the judges -- after all, part of your job is to inform the court of your arguments and interpretations of facts. That's what an oral argument is for.
So yes, "escapism" is a real problem. I expect the next things to be banned in the seventh circuit to be books, closely followed by looking out the window, closely followed by thinking.
Anyway, the judges have betrayed two things:
1. They have never been in a gang, because gang heirarchy doesn't work that way.
2. They have never played Dungeons & Dragons, because they think people actually listen to the DM.
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I spent a few days in a county jail a couple of years ago and I was actually NOT allowed to look out the window.
HA HA HA (Score:3)
HA HA HA.
The prison guard tell them what to do all the time - the whole system is just a big gang.
I think the same can be said about the government. After all the US President is tasked with giving directions and his fellow gang members try to achieve the goals. Although there are two gangs running the country both are just legitimized organized criminal gangs. Pay your protection money, I mean taxes!
my gang (Score:4, Informative)
DnD In Prison (Score:2, Informative)
A gamer buddy of mine actual was in jail for a few years and game mastered plenty of games while he was incarcerated.
He said the escapism allowed by DnD or tabletop rpgs in general was one of the few things lifetimers had to look forward to while behind bars. I'm talking about stonecold killers with a lifetime of no parole. For a few, it was the only thing they had to look forward to in life. (You can easily argue that they don't deserve the fun they are having but that isn't what I'm trying to say.)
I think
dangerous (Score:4, Funny)
Yup - that was me - 13 years old, with a stack of graph paper, a bunch of pencils, and a bag of funny shaped dice. 100% pure gangsta!
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You know, when I was 15 I actually did have a cop pull into my driveway behind my truck, flash his lights, and accuse me of illegally hunting deer... with said graph paper, D&D books, and pencils on the seat beside me.
Of course, it was really part of a harassment campaign of my whole family by local cops after my dad confronted the chief of police at a town hall meeting, but still... Did not like that campaign at all.
Wait a second (Score:5, Insightful)
See Source... (Score:3)
Don't these people research or anything?
Oh right. Fox news. Carry on.
In other news... (Score:3)
during work hours, one player is denoted the "Boss." 'The Boss is tasked with giving directions to other players, which Muraski testified mimics the organization of a gang.'"
OMG - I'm in a gang too!
The Stupid Factor (Score:3)
Does electing the leader of a basketball team, a football team, or the state governor not also teach the formation of a gang? Another waste of taxpayer dollars by people who do no real work but seek to be the moral guardians of us all is in play.
Colour me shocked! (Score:3)
Oh my god!!! Gang-like behaviour in a prison!! It must be that Satanic game's fault!
Seriously? Money and time got spent on this? Why do they allow sports in prison then? Obviously having a team captain and/or coach mimics gang-like behaviour!
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It leads to staying locked up in the basement with their accomplices so they're out not committing crimes. Problem solved?
It also leads to players getting their asses "kicked" by those that spend their time lifting weights instead of playing D&D.
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During an election, one politician is denoted the "President". The President is tasked with giving directions to the country, which Muraski testified mimics the organization of a gang.
They're all criminals anyway, now it's official.
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This is the appeal of that case. The initial ruling was upheld yesterday.
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