Verizon Changes FiOS AUP, -1, Offtopic 560
RasputinAXP writes "Verizon has changed their FiOS AUP effective yesterday, and added an interesting new clause to their specific examples that we're all familiar with: 'it is a violation of the Agreement and this AUP to ... post off-topic information on message boards, chat rooms or social networking sites.' At this point, every FiOS-based Slashdot user is breaking the new AUP."
My first hand experience on Modern Warfare 2 (Score:5, Funny)
I think it was a cool game. Clever plot, movie-like experience that took your breath away and huge explosions. It was sad that there wasn't more of those sneaky sniper missions however.
Multiplayer is cool with it's leveling and perks, which actually matter quite a lot. Your characters abilities are totally different based on your perks. Co-op play is also great fun.
What do you think?
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Re:My first hand experience on Modern Warfare 2 (Score:4, Informative)
I LIKE TURTLES.
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Loaded plugins: fastestmirror, presto, refresh-packagekit
You need to be root to perform this command.
Re:My first hand experience on Modern Warfare 2 (Score:4, Funny)
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wow, you mods are really on the ball today...
Slashdot is full of little bitches who all need to all be punched in their collective faces while their ipods, iphones, macbooks and ps3's all are smashed on the basement floors.
One day I plan on hacking this site using root / password! and garbing all the marketing/mod logs so I can take a little trip around the world to hand out free punches to each and every one of you fucking cock sucking basement dwelling whores.
May each of you burn in hell forever as the spaghetti monster devourers your souls one bit
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I like shamrock shakes. They smell like gum.
Re:My first hand experience on Modern Warfare 2 (Score:5, Funny)
OMG PONIES!
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And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks
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I guess that's better than three men with one buttock. Siamese triplets with one ass? Who wipes it?
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If someone flips a coin to decided something with me, I punch them in the face. When they wake up I tell them "Nope, it's what I called." They obviously didn't care much if they left it to the random chance of a coin flip. Try it. You'll find it helps solve a lot of problems. Well, until they start trying to do the same thing. If they swing at you, after they wake up, knock 'em out again just for spite. ... and people say violence doesn't solve anything.
Re:My first hand experience on Modern Warfare 2 (Score:4, Funny)
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Useful to know, when needing to repel the occasional turtle-loving zombie [uproxx.com].
Re:My first hand experience on Modern Warfare 2 (Score:5, Funny)
I agree, and I think it's time for the government to acknowledge the problem.
To all of you offtopiccers! (Score:5, Funny)
I'm on Verizon and cannot join the discussion, you insensitive clods!
Re:My first hand experience on Modern Warfare 2 (Score:4, Insightful)
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He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Re:My first hand experience on Modern Warfare 2 (Score:5, Funny)
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I see your Bohemian Rhapsody and raise you a Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody!
http://www.youtube.com/user/MuppetsStudio#p/c/C9E4DEEA577A3A79/0/tgbNymZ7vqY [youtube.com]
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: "Will you let me go?"
Mahna Mahna: "Ma-na-ma-nah!"
Snowths: "do do do do do do"
Lew Zealand: "Let me throw."
Mahna Mahna: "Ma-na-ma-nah!"
Beauregard: "I will not let you throw."
Crazy Harry: "Let me blow."
Mahna Mahna: "Ma-na-ma-nah!"
Beauregard: "I will not let you blow."
Fozzie Bear: "Let me joke."
Statler and Waldorf: "Do not like your jokes."
Fozzie
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Yeah but the chick that plays Alice had some nudie pix leaked about a month ago...
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I agree. Moon was a great movie, the single science fiction I've managed to watch for years actually.
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What do you think?
You didn't make it inflamatory, bozo!
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Windows ME (Score:5, Funny)
My experience with Windows ME wasn't exactly a good one. As soon as I installed a second hard drive, it would bluescreen at boot. XP was better back then (when it was first released).
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I'm sorry, but that post is automatically -1, Redundant instead because it's been done to death, resurrected as a horse, flogged to death and beyond then turned into a zombie and still haunts this place.
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To open the secret cow level, all you need to do is put Wirt's leg and a tome of book portal in the cube.
Re:Windows ME (Score:5, Funny)
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It's precisely statements like these that will set back the sexual revolution at least 100 years. Please try to be less judgemental in the future.
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Hey Verizon! (Score:5, Funny)
Go Fu*NO CARRIER
Odd (Score:2)
Part (b) : "flaming" (Score:5, Funny)
(b) transmit uninvited communications, data or information, or engage in other similar activities, including without limitation, "spamming", "flaming" or denial of service attacks;
You people at Verizon are a bunch of asswipes.
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fucking waste of skin asshole. Die in a fire, you douchebag ignoramus right-wing pinko liberal nazi bag of puke-ridden shit.
Now THAT's a proper flame! COME GET ME, VERIZON!
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But dude, that's on-topic.
Oh, man. We need to recover this thread, ASAP.
I just had a cookie. I like cookies. Especially Farmers Market oatmeal raisin cookies, homemade ginger crinkles, and those butter cookies that only Mom makes right.
Do you like cookies?
I do.
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This reminds me how silly and broad these ToSes are. That appears to even making pinging against the ToS. What is an "uninvited communication" when it comes to the internet?
Re:Part (b) : "flaming" (Score:5, Insightful)
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Why they may have done so (Score:2, Informative)
This may be overbroad wording in response to spam comments or the like (remember the Christmas store junk that kept getting posted here over the last few weeks?). The wording is broad, but that may very well be to make sure that they can reasonably catch it all and respond.
Sorry if that's too ontopic. I guess I could help that out by copy and pasting some hot fanfic but a quick google search doesn't show any Steven Chu/Terry Tao slash.
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The wording is broad, but that may very well be to make sure that they can reasonably catch it all and respond.
But if it's too broad, an affected customer can try to get a court to throw it out on grounds of ambiguity! Now do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. That's what its all about!
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This may be overbroad wording in response to spam comments or the like (remember the Christmas store junk that kept getting posted here over the last few weeks?). The wording is broad, but that may very well be to make sure that they can reasonably catch it all and respond.
Sorry if that's too ontopic. I guess I could help that out by copy and pasting some hot fanfic but a quick google search doesn't show any Steven Chu/Terry Tao slash.
And it gives them ammunition to terminate essentially anyone's service, at will, since deciding whether a posting is on-topic or off-topic is entirely subjective.
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It's all spelled out in their AUP, first paragraph:
General Policy: Verizon reserves the sole discretion to deny or restrict your Service, or immediately to suspend or terminate your Service, if the use of your Service by you or anyone using it, in our sole discretion, violates the Agreement or other Verizon policies, is objectionable or unlawful, interferes with the functioning or use of the Internet or the Verizon network by Verizon or other users, or violates the terms of this Acceptable Use Policy ("AUP").
Re:Why they may have done so (Score:5, Insightful)
If you read the whole section, it's a list of examples of what they consider to be violations of Section 1. Someone just got diarrhea of the fingers and started listing all the ways to misbehave online. They even include flaming.
The takeaway is Verizon is attempting to say that if you act out in any manner whatsoever, do anything they don't like, or just get on the wrong side of one of their IT folk, your service is dead. Overbroad is an understatement. This is them writing a blank check to themselves to allow them to do whatever they want, whenever they want.
To cover the fanfic requirement:
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
Forget (e) offtopic, how about (b)? (Score:5, Informative)
"[I]t is a violation of the Agreement and this AUP to[...] (b) transmit uninvited communications, data or information"
They don't even say "unwanted" or some such term. According to the letter of their AUP, discovering an old friend's email address (or Facebook page... whatever people use these days) and sending the friend a message "may lead to termination of your Service". They could replace their entire AUP with an at-will statement and it would be no less unconscionable.
Of course, cutting off anyone who sends yet another "e-card" might actually be justified, and according to AUP 2.b, they could do it. :)
Obviously, it's not likely they will enforce the AUP in an egregiously Draconian manner, but I for one would prefer having the outlandish bits *implied* rather than expressly stated. It just looks cleaner. On the other hand, they didn't quite go completely Pythonesque on us:
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"[I]t is a violation of the Agreement and this AUP to[...] (b) transmit uninvited communications, data or information"
I'd say this is pretty Pythonesque. I can't send you data until you invite me. Of course, you sending me an invitation is prohibited unless I invited you to do that. But I can't do that unless you invited me first. Etc.
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"[I]t is a violation of the Agreement and this AUP to[...] (b) transmit uninvited communications, data or information"
I'd say this is pretty Pythonesque. I can't send you data until you invite me. Of course, you sending me an invitation is prohibited unless I invited you to do that. But I can't do that unless you invited me first. Etc.
That just means in theory that VZ customers can't contact each other.
Of course, in theoretical practice VZ customers can't contact anyone by any reasonable and modern protocol.
Of course, in practical practice it means VZ can terminate its customers whenever it wants.
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Huh? (head explodes)
now who the fuck is going to clean that up?
This is why I run Emacs on MacOS (Score:2, Funny)
Because being a Linux fanboy was too mainstream.
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Because being a Linux fanboy was too mainstream.
Wow, it takes talent to be modded offtopic on an offtopic conversation.
Making everyone a criminal is convenient (Score:2, Interesting)
Because now Veri$on will be able to disconnect anybody for any reason under the pretext of breaking a rule. Quite convenient. Same with government and the thousands of laws.
Not every law is applied to everybody, but when anybody becomes inconvenient, there are enough laws to take them out of the picture.
The more numerous the laws, the more corrupted the state.
The internet police are here (Score:2)
Watch out, the Verizon Internet Police will put a stop to your trolling efforts!
I'm calling Verizon on ALL OF YOU!!! (Score:3, Funny)
How DARE you break the terms of your agreement! Have we stooped so low? What next? Downloading of Movies, Music, etc?
Normal Slashdot Troll Spam (Score:2)
Hopefully the most of the normal troll [slashdot.org] spam [slashdot.org] by bots on Slashdot are on FiOS.
Say, why aren't the posting here?
I couldn't find any more examples, but would like more here.
Twab Andalucia ferrroouuu! (Score:2)
Definitely can be used to censor. (Score:2)
In my experience online, particularly with internet forums featuring heavy political debate (or more accurately put, "argumentation"), rules like "no off-topic posting" can easily be twisted or broadened to accompany the biases of the moderators or the majority opinion to stifle dissent.
How? For example, someone who has a completely opposite opinion of the majority may often have a completely opposing ideology and thus their opposition may be seen as "trolling." I'll use examples from the supposed "both s
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If you need a tl;dr example, just big a view that is so abhorrent to you that it you consider it offensive by default. I'll pick on neo-nazis bigots here. Almost no forum seriously allows neo-nazi punks to spread their bullshit because it's racially offensive. But they do so at the expense of "free" discussion (again, not saying all discussion must be "free"), and when you start taking any side based on how offensive the view is, you slant the discourse by default.
Of course, most ISP ToSes do not allow y
Oopsie (Score:4, Interesting)
Socrates and Plato (Score:2)
Two old Greek guys and three Romans are sitting at a bakery drinking coffee and eating kabobs when Socrates and Plato walk by discussing the nature of "The State".
The first old Greek guys comments to Socrates "You know I once read a book that said a soverign rules by divine mandate."
Socrates smacks him across the face and pisses in his coffee. "YOu have been modded -1 Offtopic.
His second friend gets up intent on beating the remaining piss out of Socrates but Plato does a "Solar Flare Tsunami" blast to his f
Would it be off topic -- (Score:2)
-- for me to bitch and moan about how Verizon FiOS lines cover all the streets around my apartment complex, but, due to a Verizon f*ck up on the property years ago (which caused a couple thousand in damage to a drain and structures around it) that my apartment complex *will not* allow Verizon on the property to bring the FiOS lines to the various apartment buildings.
I say, screw them!
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SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Re:Star Destroyer Vs. Borg Cube? (Score:5, Insightful)
The star destroyer was neither a star nor a destroyer. Discuss.
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But the problem here is the constant Windows vs. Linux fighting. We've spend all this time fighting and completely forgot to laught at how stupid Mac OS X users are.
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Raise your hand if you remember when putting "NO CARRIER" in a post was considered Rude as it could make some terminal emulators think the modem had dropped the call.
OK, get your health care aid to help you raise your hand.
Now all of you kids get off my lawn!
Re:haha that's funny (Score:4, Informative)
Never knew about NO CARRIER but I remember +++ath0 could make some modems hang up, but you had to get the user on the other end to type it in to get the modem to hang it up. If they were running a linux machine, you could craft an icmp packet, or use sendmail or ftp to echo the string back to you.
Some modems fixed this by requiring a pause.
Re:haha that's funny (Score:5, Informative)
Some Linksys router's were even more fun (along with some Norton antivirus I think). If you sent "CHR(1)DCC SEND test 0 0 0" to IRC channel or private message, it would make the Linksys router drop all connections hence disconnecting the user from IRC too. That done in a large channel and you saw hundreds of users dropping.
Re:haha that's funny (Score:5, Funny)
A bear walks into a bar and says "I would like a beer ... ", waits 30 seconds, then says "... and a wine cooler."
The bartender says, "OK. But why the big pause?"
The bear says, "I dunno. I've always had them"
Re:haha that's funny (Score:4, Funny)
Damn you, it took me 7 minutes to log back in!
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Actually:
(h) engage in any conduct harmful to the Verizon network, the Internet generally or other Internet users;
Being on the internet in general does this. Both literally (bandwidth) and figuratively.
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do i even need to bring up the constitution here? free speech anyone?
Since it's a corporation, it's not bound by the First Amendment.
Hey, wait, that means bringing up the Constitution is off topic.
Very good.
Riiight, constitution doesn't apply. (Score:2)
Re:Riiight, constitution doesn't apply. (Score:4, Informative)
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Well, the American government isn't even bound by the Constitution in practice, so I've no idea what that document is even for. And if it is, hell, all you need is the Supreme Court to, like great High Priests or perhaps mystical shamans, decide what really means with a papal infallibility...! So again, what is the document for? I submit it is like Britain's royal family--mostly symbolic.
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A commonly held false belief here at /.
In fact it does apply to them.
The point was that corporations aren't the government and aren't obligated to facilitate or provide you with opportunities for free speech in any way. Unless some net neutrality laws are passed, almost anything they put in the ToS is legal based on simply "my lines, my rules". They are granted some constitutional protections, but that's not relevant in this context.
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If they want to stay a common carrier and don't want to become responsible for what their users do, then yes it is.
Okay, not *exactly* the same. But close enough that they should know better than to interfere.
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I'm going straight to hell!
If you are a Verizon customer, you are already here.
Re:I'm Not! (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously though - how are they going to enforce this without reading the information I'm sending over the net. Shouldn't that be Illegal?
Honestly, they don't care as long as you pay and nobody complains. This is just another case where if they get complaints from someone, they can terminate you for ToS violation. In reality, not much has changed - have you read some of them? There's usually enough insane terms to terminate anyone, any time anyway. This is just adding one more possible excuse to put on the termination notice.
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I wuold suspect the medssage board admin just need to complain about you to verizon... and all the implies.
Re:I'm Not! (Score:5, Interesting)
That said I actually have no idea, just a guess.
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Well there's plenty of AUP's that already block SPAM. Why didn't they just say "even subtle spam is still considered spam."
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Stay on topic, Red Five, stay on topic. Almost there...
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Better SSL up.
Re:Cows (Score:4, Funny)
As I just said above, all you need to do is put Wirt's leg and a book of town portal in the cube.
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Yes.
Wait...
Crap!
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It can't, but unfortunately you do not have a constitutional right to use Comcast's equipment to post what you want against their will--even if you're willing to pay for it. Your constitutional right to free speech is a right not to be censored by government edict. And that's it. Who in the world modded this "Insightful"?
And oh, yeah: When was the last time you had a really, REALLY good bagel?
Err.. no. (Score:3, Insightful)
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The common carrier/public utility thing is what bothers me.
I can't go and run my own fibre around the neighborhood because Verizon and Time Warner have exclusive deals with the city. Personally, I think they should be considered agents of the government and subject to the same restrictions. I'm not sure where the courts would come in on this.
Also, aren't they getting into a fight they don't want to get involved in? The argument being, if they have the ability to monitor forums then they have the ability to
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Wait - they're trying to ban porn?
Good luck with that, guys.