Music From DNA Patented 203
stm2 writes "Two lawyers have patented generating music from a DNA sequence. According to the patent, it covers 'music generated by decoding and transcribing genetic information within a DNA sequence into a music signal having melody and harmony.' A comment to the blog post mentions DNA-derived music being performed at a conference in 1995."
Melody and harmony (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Uh... What? (Score:5, Funny)
Tune in to DNA 104.5, your (s)hit music station (Score:3, Funny)
Beautiful Music (Score:5, Funny)
Music from DNA, DNA from music (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My own DNA... (Score:5, Funny)
Swi
Re:Uh... What? (Score:5, Funny)
Similarly, DNA for coding the human brain will sound like NPR; for muscles, Jock Jams; for reproductive organs... well, you get the idea.
Interestingly, the first DNA sample they plugged into this technology was Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's. They found out that his chromosomes, in fact, sound remarkably like the Spice Girls being played at 78 rpm. Strange but true.
My counter patent (Score:3, Funny)
Wind Chimes!!
See, they are similar because it's about making "music" from the things we find in nature.
Re:My own DNA... (Score:5, Funny)
The RIAA will send a settlement letter to your parents to forward to you. For only $5000 you can continue to live with your current DNA. Otherwise they will take you to court to have the offending material removed.
Re:Uh... What? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My counter patent (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My own DNA... (Score:4, Funny)
"Hey Hey, we're 98% Monkeys....."
Re:Uh... What? (Score:2, Funny)
Er, no. (Score:3, Funny)
2) Patenting a method of converting DNA into music does not mean they have patented 'every note combination possible', just this one method of turning one type of data input into music. People who make music the normal way will still be able to and won't have to pay royalties.
Other than that, your post was 100% correct, in the sense that I assume your username is right.
Re:Uh... What? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:My own DNA... (Score:5, Funny)
Here we come, a'climbin up the tree,
We've got opposable thumbs now,
They help us grasp and eat....
We're 98% Monkeys,
Our ancestors came from the ground,
We follow the path of best fitness,
'Cause it's the best game in town.
We're just trying to get laid,
Because we're programmed to,
And with each generation,
The women grow bigger boobs.
So don't tell us we're special,
Made by a hand in the sky,
We're shaped by the forces of nature,
And here's the guy to tell you why....
His name is Charles Darwin,
A science dude with a beard,
His theory changed our understandin'
We know you find that kinda weird.
If you're kinda religious,
It don't fit with your worldview.
'Cause it's all about sex, babe,
And what you do to get some too.
Stop AIDS: Copyright your own DNA! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Uh... What? (Score:2, Funny)
Unless you're mutating into something else.
Prior Art Was Ignored! (Score:3, Funny)