Student Arrested for Making Videogame Map of School 998
tanman writes "A student at the Houston-area Clements High School was arrested, sent to an "Alternative Education Center" and banned from graduation after school officials found he created a video game map of his school. School district police arrested the teen and searched his home where they confiscated a hammer as a 'potential weapon'. ' "They decided he was a terroristic threat," said one source close to the district's investigation.' With an upcoming May 12 school board election, this issue has quickly become political, with school board members involved in the appeal accusing each other of pandering to the Chinese community in an attempt to gain votes."
Re:*sigh* (Score:5, Funny)
Don't worry, you'll respawn in Mrs. Crabapple's classroom for round 2.
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What does anyone need with a hammer in their house anyway? Forget about banning him from graduation, this little mini-Osama should get sent straight to Gitmo. There is absolutely no reason to have a hammer in your home unless you intend to commit a terrorist act.
Plus, if all that weren't bad enough, this kid is ASIAN. Christ man, do you have any idea how crazy those Asians are? One of them killed a bunch of people at Virginia Tech just a short time ago. This categorically PROVES that all Asians are sociopaths just itching to shoot up a school. You can't argue with this logic, it is completely impervious.
You have no idea what we're up against here, man. This shit is SERIOUS. Don't come crying to me when your kid comes home with a big nasty bump on his head because one of these little Asian al Qaeda wannabes smacked him over the head with a mallet. You were warned.
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Re:Hammers? (Score:5, Funny)
Look, I found a terrorist song!
If I had a hammer I'd hammer on the freedom
I'd hammer on the infidels
All over this land
I'd hammer out patriots
I'd hammer out christians
I'd hammer out apple pie and baseball
All over this land
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He might have had the hammer for home defence. There is nothing
wrong with some sport hammering from time to time. Of course, we
believe that hammers should be licensed, and background checks done
before a hammer can be purchased. Training is, of course, very
important, and hammers should never be left where children could
harm themselves with them. If appropriate, a hammer lock can
be had at any high school that teaches wrestling.
Dont forget about the constitution, and the right to bear hammers.
Responsible hammer ownership is a right, and should not be infringed
by a few nut cases.
As Charles said "you can have my hammer, when you pry it from my cold,
dead fingers".
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Re:It is ape law! (Score:5, Funny)
Better grade than I got (Score:5, Funny)
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Yeah
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-m
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As a proud, lifetime member of the National Hammer Association, I must insist that we not go too far here. It's part of our constitutional rights - the right to Arm and Hammer - to arm ourselves with hammers. This incident is merely one more reason that everyone ought to carry hamers everywhere they go - if others had been armed with hammers, this student would have had a serious disincentive to consider possibly carrying out the egregious act he was prevented from possibly committing.
Soon, crazy liberal will want to outlaw air hammers, jack hammers, Mike Hammers, pipe hammers - even Diesel hammers - you name it. Act now to preserve your hammer rights - join the NHA.
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Hey! If we outlaw hammers, only outlaws will be able to put shelves up!
Videogame map? (Score:3, Funny)
Excuse me, but I've been making maps of schools for Hello Kitty's Sunny Summer Adventure for years now.
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You mean people who make those gaming maps don't do it strictly as a training ground for their future slaughter?!
I feel so deceived, why would Jack Thompson lie to me like that?!!
In other news.. (Score:3, Funny)
The same legislation gives the police authority to shoot anyone selling non-jello tools (garage sales etc) on sight.
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Re:Oh, For Christ's F***ing Sake... (Score:1, Funny)
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People are always misquoting that amendment. It's the right to hammer bears. Which, as the supreme court affirmed in smokey v. ashcroft, means that you have the right to get a bear drunk if it's more than 18 years old.
The real story... it's M$'s fault! (Score:3, Funny)
What better way of instilling fear in the parent population than linking videogames and hammers with terrorism. Parents will shy away from the overly cheerful plumber and run to the open arms of Bill Gates...
Aaaaaarg! What's next to be declared terroristic? Eating mushrooms, climbing through pipes, and collecting coins in my basement?
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Now imagine if someone had all that scary personal data neatly organized and distributed to their fellow proto-terrorists. Who *knows* what they could do with it - it's just too frightening to imagine.
I certainly hope someone in the government is aware of this siuation. Heaven knows, the current Administration has allowed this threat to our educational system go completely unchecked for far too long...
(former yearbook terro^h^hphotographer
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You should all pay attention to the details.
Have the police found any nails? Is it a silver hammer? Have he ever visited Tom's Hardware (http://www.tomshardware.com/)? Does he have any Beatles album?
Never trust a man that keeps a hammer in his house. He can be one of those psycopaths that hangs pictures on the wall or worse, a carpenter.
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I wanted to create a 3D walk-through to complement the Visio diagrams I'd already done, so we could get a feel for the dimensions of the place. I was about half-way through designing it when I got sick of being asked "why does the guy have a gun?". (As I was the one _designing_ it, I didn't have to worry too much about the "terrorist" nonsense.)
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Err, I mean, it wasn't my school. Any similarities were entirely coincidental, and were mere plot devices.
learn from the Marines! (Score:4, Funny)
1. Treat every hammer as if it were dangerous.
2. Never smash anything you do not intend to break.
3. Keep your fingers straight and off the handle until you are ready to smash.
4. Keep your hammer holstered until you are ready to smash.
Since it clearly wasn't in his hand when found, the kid didn't break the rules and, therefore, did nothing wrong.
On a second note, I thought this was rather humorous... the police took the kid's tool, but he received a "ban hammer" from the school. (yeah, that was corny)
What you folks need... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Remember the Blacksmith. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Unslashdotted links (Score:3, Funny)
They'd have problems if they wanted to install timber framed walls if they didn't have a hammer though.
Re:Understood... (Score:4, Funny)
It could have been The Hammer of Justice, as described in the well known song. That could have been really frightening to the authorities.
Never trust a man that keeps a hammer in his house. He can be one of those psycopaths that hangs pictures on the wall or worse, a carpenter.
A bit like that guy who caused so much trouble for the Romans about 2,000 years ago
Er... (Score:3, Funny)
That's horrible!
That's ridiculous!
That's how it should be!
That's... Wait, what?
Re:Frightening (Score:2, Funny)
I gotta nail gun. And a pneumatic chisel.
I simply OWN Anything within range of my air hose.
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Wow, you went to school with Steve Ballmer?
We have no idea what this ALC looks like... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It is ape law! (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe the Democratic war chest bill had the same thing and that's why Bush vetoed it, that's the only way the veto would make sense.
Re:Remember the Blacksmith. (Score:4, Funny)
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You missed off an option
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I just wish they had outlawed MC Hammer back in 1990
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I propose a few common-sense regulations on hammers. Hammers with weights over 16 ounces and two or more of the following features should be banned:
1. Handles longer than 6 inches
2. Black rubber or plastic grip
3. Concealed screwdriver or other implements
4. Attached pick or prongs
5. Metalic handle
There is simply no reason why the general public should possess the same hammers as carpenters.
Re:Understood... (Score:5, Funny)
"What are you looking at?"
"Nothing."
your first mistake.
The correct answer is...
"I'm trying to figure out what way is best to kill you. Should I slit your throat and give you a necktie or simply cut your balls off and shove them down your throat.
Hey do you think your flesh goes better with Mustard or Barbecue? Nevermind, I'll bring both when I eat your eyelids."
Also in a fistfight, first thing you do is grab the top of the fuckers ears and pull. If you had him his ears all of a sudden tough guys become crying pussies. At that time hit him so hard in the nuts you feel something pop.
"tough guys" need the shit kicked out of them like that so they become less of a problem to society. They need to know that people will go psycho on them and do shit they cant imagine without getting mad.
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I'm getting really, really tired of you hammer nuts and your irresponsible advocacy. If you'd ever been on the receiving end of drive-by carpentry, you wouldn't be so cavalier. Hammers aren't toys and they're nothing like TV.
In real life, hammers hurt. The horror of a smashed thumb will stay with you for the rest of your life. It's not just a case of a few percussive bangs and then a cut to the next scene. No, hammers leave a lasting impression.
Also, the constitution is very clear that the right to bear hammers only applies to well regulated carpentry, not carried in some fanny pack for "home repairs". That whole "right to arm and hammer" is all well and good in theory but in practice, the price it imposes on the rest of us is just too high.
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Apart from that, what was Steve Ballmer like at school?
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Well, yeah, I'd be worried about a guy that hangs a carpenter on his wall, too!
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You know, let's just cut to the chase (Score:2, Funny)
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In the early '80s, me and most of my friends had all mapped our school for Dungeons and Dragons.
Late '80s, Paranoia. Pretty accurate, aside from the entire school being underground and the access to Green-level clearance area (outdoors) required going through the (in joke) glass ceiling above the (non-existent) third-floor (nonexistent) swimming pool. Due to a personality quirk of one of the odder members of local geekdom, the local outdoors was overrun by nine-foot carnivorous supermutant squirrels; her character promptly joined the Sierra Club Secret Society. By the end of senior year, our characters had blown up every single room at some point with the exception of the Biology classroom, which had been sealed shut while being filled with a hideous green goo... and then erased from the computer's records. "Room? What room?"
I think the most dangerous-seeming three of us went on to (a) drop out of nuclear engineering to work in a deli, (b) become a professional clown, and (c) work for the US government as a I'M SORRY CITIZEN YOU ARE NOT CLEARED FOR THAT INFORMATION. TRUST THE COMPUTER. THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND. Harmless, really.
Re:Understood... (Score:3, Funny)
But I get all my self defence advice from slashdot, it is a treasure trove for that kind of thing, dating advice too.
Re:Possible Defense? (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, and the Romans thought he was a troublemaker (aka terrorist) and tortured and executed him.
Hammers are dangerous.
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Another day I got beat up for no apparent reason by 5 tough guys on crack (literally) about 5 sizes broader than me (you know, the really heavy gang member type, I am a geek). After 2 slaps with a boxing iron by one of them and my cheek being punctured by something, I got mad, held one of them by his collar kicking in the air while chucking around punches to the other ones. They were literally standing around me like I was an angry bull until the teachers came between it and I got to go to the hospital. They got kicked out of school (because we threatened the school with leaving and with us a lot more parents).
My uncle told me once, if a gang of people is coming after you with no way out and you're alone, knock out or better yet, kill their leader, the rest will most likely become afraid and back off.
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Re:PATRIOT ACT (Score:3, Funny)
Coming again to save the motherfuckin' day yea!
TERRORISTS! FUCK YEA!
Taking money from the Yanks is the only way yeah!
Non-Terrorists, your time is through, 'cause now your bones turned to glue
by TERRORISTS! FUCK YEAH!