Microsoft Pockets Patent for Encouraging TV Viewing 266
theodp writes "Through its WebTV unit, Microsoft was awarded a patent Tuesday for a system and method for encouraging viewers to watch television programs, such as offering viewers frequent-flier miles for identifying the name of a sponsor or the color of an announcer's shirt. In other news, Microsoft took a District Court to task for failing to recognize the existence of prior art for the Eolas web plug-in patent, resulting in a $521 million judgment against the software giant."
Re:Incentives?? (Score:3, Funny)
Can't you guys come up with your own programme ideas instead of constantly using ours?
Incentives to watch TV? (Score:2, Funny)
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Average Bored Teenager
So basically... (Score:5, Funny)
Try this! (Score:4, Funny)
He he, it's about time they try and patent 'Dodgy Business Practices' and 'Being a Monopoly'...
At least they'll be part of the prior art on those points. Plus, If they did ever patent those, then they could sue any other company that misbehaves (almost like an immoral moral guardian).
Re:Incentives?? (Score:5, Funny)
Letting your tv die of terminal loneliness is much better.
SB
Re:Secret Message: (Score:4, Funny)
KFG
Re:Secret Message: (Score:4, Funny)
Up next... (Score:2, Funny)
Surf the internet
Go to school
Raise children
Listen to the radio
and to leave the toilet seat down when finished!
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
I was wondering myself: Microsoft patents IE pop-ups on TV - does this count as "progress of science" or "useful arts?" Can someone patent a pop-up blocker for TV too? Ohhh, wait a minute, I'll be back...
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Re:Incentives?? (Score:2, Funny)
One more reality show like "Wife Swapping" and I'm going to kill my TV
In Soviet Russia you don't kill your TV... your TV kills you!
Re:Arrrghhh IRONY! (Score:1, Funny)
Now stop infringing use lowercase...oh the irony.