Microsoft Blames Anti-trust Legal Fees for Price Increases 570
jm.one writes "BBC news has an article about the Californian anti-trust case and points out that Microsoft tells users would suffer from this: 'Somebody ends up paying for this,' said Microsoft attorney Robert Rosenfeld. 'These large fee awards get passed on to consumers.'
Do they really understand why there are laws?"
Excellent (Score:5, Funny)
price increases steadily, security holes found repeatedly, consumer's irritation growing until they say "Well you know what Billy boy, up yours, we're switching to linux (or OS X)"
I just hope there's a viable simple alternative by then to which the customers can switch.
how i handle this problem (Score:5, Funny)
Can we backcharge Microsoft (Score:3, Funny)
for time wasted for reboots ?
But don't worry... (Score:3, Funny)
Funny (Score:3, Funny)
Business Plan (Score:3, Funny)
2: Profit
3: Get sued for Anit-trust violations
4: Pass legal fees and damages on to the customer
5: Profit
6: Have customers sign up for free software upgrade license agreement for large $SUM
7: Release new software AFTER said agreement expires
8: Profit
9: Extend, Embrace, . .
How do I get in on this?
Re:There outta be a law (Score:5, Funny)
it could be an on the spot fine of 0.5% of your total value.
an officer could just follow Gates around handing him tickets like toilet paper and saying "stop being a dick Bill... Bill, stop being a dick... you're still a dick Bill..."
Darl McBride? what a dick, every time he opens his mouth shove a ticket in.
those retards who have crap cars but think making them really loud makes them good, "hey, you're car sounds like a dying go-kart you dick!". kaching - more money for schools and hospitals.
deja vu (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Sports Players (Score:3, Funny)
Mike Tyson made $20 million dollars for 91 seconds work in the boxing ring. $220,000 dollars per second.
For that sort of money *I'd* step into a ring with Tyson. If I ran real fast I'd probably make enough to cover the hospital bills.
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Re:There outta be a law (Score:2, Funny)
Margins are tough with monolopies (Score:5, Funny)
life sucks being them