Appeals Court Rules Against RIAA in DMCA Subpoena Case 839
JohnTheFisherman writes "My Way News is reporting that a Federal appeals court ruled that the RIAA can't compel the ISP to provide the name of the downloaders in their case against Verizon. In fact, the court said that one of the arguments the RIAA used 'borders upon the silly.' I believe most here will agree that this is great news." We've been following this case for a while.
hee hee (Score:5, Funny)
[...] rejecting the trade group's claims that Verizon was responsible for downloaded music because such data files traverse its network.
Well, it appears the RIAA will have to focus on a different network layer: they'll start suing the cat-5 and fiber optic manufacturers..
YAY! (Score:1, Funny)
Try "Legislative" Layer. (Score:2, Funny)
The question will be who will buy more congressmen, the RIAA + MPA, or telecommunications providers.
Phew! (Score:5, Funny)
Excellent! Now I can breathe a sigh of relief, knowing my obsession with Clay Aiken will remain a secret.
Oops.
Phew (Score:5, Funny)
You're thinking in 1975 terms. (Score:5, Funny)
You must have been thinking of the real world... which is weird, because this is Slashdot.
Re:It's about time (Score:3, Funny)
This just screams out for a reference to Alice's DMCA [sethf.com]...
Re:hee hee (Score:5, Funny)
If anyone wants an MP3 of the ruling... (Score:5, Funny)
I Nominate Cary Sherman... (Score:5, Funny)
Cary Sherman, president of the recording industry group, said the ruling "unfortunately means we can no longer notify illegal file sharers before we file lawsuits against them to offer the opportunity to settle outside of litigation."
"Offer the opportunity to settle"...Kinda like offering an olive branch made of pointy steel leaves and covered with anthrax. Now that's a classic worth framing!
GTRacer
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Re:If anyone wants an MP3 of the ruling... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:hee hee (Score:1, Funny)
Hey, maybe this IS a good idea...
Re:Go Judiciary! Wooooo! (Score:3, Funny)
Outside the cort room (Score:2, Funny)
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
Won't someone think of the clams? (Score:2, Funny)
Is this going to put some staffer out of a $15/week "job"?
Re:There's a CNN story about this too (Score:5, Funny)
The A.P. is reporting a record number of users on all p2p networks. Kazaa's userbase shoots up to over 5 million.
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Re:What's going on? (Score:5, Funny)
Move along... nothing to see here.
Divine Litigation (Score:5, Funny)
Suing fiber optic manufacturers misses the point.
What does fiber optic cable transmit? Light. And who is responsible for light?
"And God said, Let there be light; and there was light (Genesis 1:3)."
-kgj
Re:You're thinking in 1975 terms. (Score:5, Funny)
No a/s/l check? No, this is no AOLer. Besides... if you think a hardcore AOLer could figure out how to get to "h t t p colon slash slash slash dot dot org " without a big funny button to push, you're kidding yourself.
(I would like to apologize to all the AOLers out there who may have been offended by my insensitive comment: I truly am sorry that you choose to use AOL.)
Re:Divine Litigation (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Divine Litigation (Score:5, Funny)
That would create a nice international incident.
Re:Divine Litigation (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Have a reality check (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, according to Christian mythology, Jesus was a bastard (given that Mary and God weren't married at the time).
Begun, this flamewar has (Score:2, Funny)
Forces of Light and Darkness (Score:5, Funny)
It's worse that that. This so-called "laser" is also used to burn stolen data onto CD-R discs
-kgj
Re:You're thinking in 1975 terms. (Score:2, Funny)
Thank you Santa! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Well (Score:2, Funny)
So you listen to the audio snippits before hand on PriceGrabber.com or Amazon.com or Buy.com or dozens of other places, and you decide whether the whole album is worth buying. It's like, it's like that NERDS cereal that came with two flavours in one box. You might have thought the one flavour was really, really good and the other was just okay. So, you had to decide if the box as a whole was worth the money.
See, today CDs are just like that! Sugary, to appeal to the youth while providing none of the substance and nutrition adults want.
Oh.
And they stopped making NERDS cereal a long time ago, didn't they? I guess people didn't want two cereals in one box.
Nevermind. Bad example! CDs are nothing like NERDS cereal.
Re:Well (Score:5, Funny)
I can beat that. I once bought a single I didn't like.
Re:Divine Litigation (Score:4, Funny)
Oh really? And just what lawyer is going to agree to die in order to serve papers in the right jurisdiction? Oh wait... how would a lawyer even get to the right jurisdiction if they did die? ;-)