RIAA Offers Amnesty to File Sharers 789
Mister Dre writes "Apparently, the RIAA is planning to offer amnesty to file sharers who promise to delete copyrighted material from their computers. To take advantage, of course, you 'have to send a completed, notarized amnesty form to the RIAA, with a copy of a photo ID.'" Hey RIAA, how about I just stop sharing files, and we call it even? I know I own most of the CDs for the files I listen to, but I stopped buying those too so you'll know where I stand.
jack valenti, call for you on line 1.... (Score:5, Funny)
somebody call satan to see if hell froze over.
Mike
RIAA subpoena (Score:5, Funny)
Tcd004
What a deal (Score:5, Funny)
Boggles the mind. (Score:5, Funny)
I won't even get off my ass, go store and buy a CD so what makes them think that I will get something notarized?
Trust is frail (Score:5, Funny)
We'll forgive you for your evil-doings. Just send us Photo ID, address details, mother's maiden name, breast size and we'll let you go free. We promise.
Love,
Your Friends, The RIAA.
XOXOX
question. (Score:5, Funny)
how about we offer amnesty? (Score:2, Funny)
My Only Response: (Score:5, Funny)
That is all.
Yes...Trust us, we are the RIAA (Score:5, Funny)
We know we can't possibly track all you bastards down in order to put you (or your parents) into financial ruin just like you have done to our starving "artists". So instead, just give us your photo, name, and address and admit you are pirating music and we promise nothing will happen. Really.
-The RIAA
can I download the form? (Score:5, Funny)
New amnesty (Score:5, Funny)
All you have to do is come (unarmed) with me to the nearest police station and sign a full confession. I will then proceed to "forgive" you. You won't even have to return my stereo (wich you probably sold inmediatly to support your crack habit).
This is really a new intelligence test. (Score:5, Funny)
Send in your notarized form w/o photo ID IQ: 60
Send in the form with only your first name IQ: 70
Use the form to line the kitty box IQ: 80
Ignore the whole thing IQ: 100
Send in the notarized form with a local politician's name IQ: 130
Re:At the end of the day (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, three lefts make a right. Or, if you wish, the equation can be represented as 2w=xr, where x is equal to the number of wrongs necessary to equal a right. In this instance, x equals 1f, where f=finger. Which is what my response would be to such a request.
Re:can I download the form? (Score:5, Funny)
Dear Filesharers: (Score:5, Funny)
And in related news ... (Score:5, Funny)
The Simpsons apply everywhere! (Score:5, Funny)
Bart: But we didn't enter any police raffle.
Homer: That doesn't matter, the important thing is we won.
[parks]
Marge: I don't know, there's something very peculiar about
this!
Homer: Sheesh! You're the most paranoid family I've ever been
affiliated with. [gets out]
Later on, after Homer enters the Police Station, to Wiggum: I'd like a yellow boat please, with extra motors.
Re:What a deal (Score:5, Funny)
That's because you didn't read the part where you sign with your blood and mail the document back in an envelope made of the flesh of your first born. Remember, always read the fine print!
Can't WAIT to get the address to send my "info" (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, keeps us off the streets.
Re:RIAA subpoena (Score:5, Funny)
Shhhh (Score:2, Funny)
I've made a few photoshop id's in my time (Score:2, Funny)
In other news (Score:5, Funny)
In completely unrelated news, identity theft claims in the US jumped sharply. Officials are baffled as to the sudden influx.
Re:Oh Good... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Simpsons apply everywhere! (Score:5, Funny)
So what did Mike do? Went around town getting people to pre-sign their own plea bargains, and took them all to the D.A's office, dumped them on his desk so that if any of the local citizens were ever arrested, it'd be even easier than before to get them straight into jail...
Re:This is really a new intelligence test. (Score:5, Funny)
No signature is necessary for you (Score:1, Funny)
You have been punished enough already.
Re:What a deal (Score:5, Funny)
I got an email from them. Except they wanted my credit card and bank account numbers. And they were in Nigeria.
Re:Can't WAIT to get the address to send my "info" (Score:5, Funny)
I'm asking for amnesty (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Can't WAIT to get the address to send my "info" (Score:5, Funny)
Re:RIAA subpoena (Score:3, Funny)
You must be new here.
We live in a free market - (Score:2, Funny)
Let them compete, price wise, in a fair and open market for such things.
The RIAA can always offer a similar licence for freedom from prosecution for using Linux.
Just imagine the marketting possibilities - A whole range of licences that promise to protect you from such things as
You could flog off each licence for $699, or sign people up for the Mega-Bundle for $3000 - a saving of nearly $500 !!
So.... (Score:2, Funny)
Jaysyn
Here's what I am going to do (Score:4, Funny)
I am going to get the nicest, glossiest printer paper I can find and print the goatse picture on it. Those of you familiar with it already know why, those of you who don't should consider yourselves very lucky. Underneath it, I will print add the words...
"Want your copyrighted material back? Reach on up there and get it!"
Re:Can't WAIT to get the address to send my "info" (Score:2, Funny)
"Damnit! This is the 7842nd George W. Bush ID we've gotten!"
Heh... better yet, don't use the un-Prez... use your local congress-critters. Should be a simple effort to dig up their addresses as well. And I'll bet if enough of them get "turned in", we might see some interesting reponses...
Kierthos
Re:jack valenti, call for you on line 1.... (Score:4, Funny)
...blah blah blah $5...$2.95 up to 10 CD's...yadda yadda yadda...
--Dave BarryRe:jack valenti, call for you on line 1.... (Score:3, Funny)
So, just another day at RIAA HQ, right?