Carriers Might Profit From Cell Number Portability 184
Makarand writes "Carriers that are adding cell-number portability fees to your monthly
cell phone bills (while fighting against actually implementing the requirement) may actually rake in profits from these levies as the total amounts collected will be more than the projected costs of meeting the FCC's
number portability requirements. Although federal law requires that such fees be 'just and reasonable', it
does not require reporting of their actual expenses. Consumer advocates feel that
the number portability verification processes required are similar to those used by long-distance phone companies when a customer switches from one service provider to another and there is little reason to believe that expenses to meet portability requirements should vary widely among carriers and be so excessive as to bring profits for the carriers."
so what you're saying is... (Score:4, Funny)
2) profit!
Re:so what you're saying is... (Score:4, Funny)
> 2) profit!
No "???" step?
Amazing!
How to take care of portability (Score:5, Funny)
I'm shocked... (Score:5, Funny)
Whatever next? Companies that exploit their workers? Accountants that fudge the numbers? Politicians that lie?
Re:How long will this last? (Score:4, Funny)
Welcome to the UK... (Score:4, Funny)
We've had portable numbers for years... and most of the US mobile companies are Europe based and work in the UK, T-Mobile, Vodaphone etc. So the quick summary is...
1) We've done it in the UK (and the rest of Europe)
2) European companies dominate the carrier networks
3) We're just doing it to piss you off.
Re:How soon will we run out of phone numbers again (Score:2, Funny)
I'd also like to get a slightly larger phone. My current one is too small for my hands.
The moral of the story, never let your S.O. pick out something as personal as your cell phone.
Off on a tangent as usual
Re:Sptint charges this fee already (Score:4, Funny)
Of course. What do you think caused that damn power outage?
I already am. How do you think we fixed the blackout?
Re:Not against profits, against OBSCENE profits (Score:1, Funny)
I'm all for being a vegetarian. However, it works best when meat is eaten once a day.
Re:How long will this last? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sprint customer service believes the world is f (Score:3, Funny)
When Claire...the happy automted Sprint PCS minion asks "how can I help you today" you reply "cancel service."