RIAA Now Targets Pirates' Parents 1098
cecil36 writes "In a follow-up to the subpoena silliness by the RIAA, the Associated Press is now reporting that the RIAA is now issuing subpoenas to family members of suspected online music swappers."
The family that shares together stays together... (Score:5, Funny)
Don't make your kids angry... (Score:5, Funny)
While your after the parents... (Score:2, Funny)
Kindly go after the school the kids are in, the district and the State they live in, oh hell even sue a few Congressmen and Senators and the U.S. Government while your at it.. !!
Kind Regards
A Clueless bum
How about a CD party? (Score:5, Funny)
We can throw our CDs into the habor!
Dear Mr. & Mrs. Bluebeard: (Score:2, Funny)
With apologies to Spaceballs (Score:5, Funny)
Dude: What's that make me?
RIAA: Nothing, but we're suing you anyway.
Many Parents are Pirates (Score:3, Funny)
Social Security Coverage (Score:1, Funny)
Re:SO what happens when Laura Bush is sued? (Score:2, Funny)
If Bill gates is the Richest man in America, then his daughter is the most SPOILED BRAT in America.
She wouldn't download MP3s, she would *BUY* the CDs.
She mentions to Daddy that she likes the new smashmouth disc, and Bill hires Smashmouth to play at her slumber party.
Re:SO what happens when Laura Bush is sued? (Score:5, Funny)
What happens when the RIAA tries to sue a relative of some crime family? Someone wake up next to a decapitated horses head.
Suing for file sharing? (Score:1, Funny)
Christ, I'd consider suing her for bad musical taste, probably have an easier time making that one stick too.
War On Piracy? (Score:5, Funny)
Does this mean there will be heavy civilian casualties, lots of property damage an eventually guerilla warfare with nothing much gained?
Rebellion (Score:1, Funny)
Pate said that he never personally downloaded music and that he so zealously respects copyrights that he does not videotape movies off cable television channels.
It's a wonder his daughter only downloaded a bit of music. Her father's obviously some kind of loony and you'd think her reaction to that would push her the other way.
Ack! (Score:5, Funny)
She shouldn't be fined for pirating music. She should be fined for her taste in music.
Once again, this shows that... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:War On Piracy? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Of course (Score:2, Funny)
Ah, how cute...they're so cute before reality hits.
A sad, sad site ... (Score:4, Funny)
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Thank God It's Not What I Thought (Score:5, Funny)
17-year-old-son: Some movies of barely legal teens doing everything with barnyard animals that I downloaded off the Internet.
Father: Thank God it's not MP3s. For a moment I'd thought you'd really gotten us in trouble there.
Re:I heard in Facist Italy (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Of course (Score:4, Funny)
The RIAA and Warcraft 3: the college relation (Score:2, Funny)
Re:HA HA HA! (Score:2, Funny)
Do you want fries with that FUD?
Re:How about a CD party? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Suggestion for action... (Score:1, Funny)
Customer: "I would like to return this new Metallica CD"
Best Buy: "Is it opened?"
Customer: "Yes, that's the only way it would fit in my CD player."
Best Buy: "Why are you returning it?"
Customer: "Because it would be cheaper to buy a can of chili, feed it to my dog, and listen to him fart out better quality music."
Best Buy: OK sir, here's your $15 back."
In a connected story... (Score:2, Funny)
"...we're seeking anyone who may have given these criminals the tools, skills, or abilities to commit their crimes. This will include the teachers who taught them to read and write, any government road worker responsible for upkeep of roads that allowed these criminals transit to locations where they obtained their equipment, and any doctor involved in their pre-natal, birth, or childhood healthcare."
Re:It don't mean a thing... (Score:5, Funny)
Dad: (Slightly blanker stare)
Lawyer: "I'm sorry, it means your daughter is a terrorist... and will be shipped off to Guantanamo Bay in Cuba as a Digital Combatant.
We'll be sending you the bill for our settlement and fees.
Re:Of course (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Of course (Score:3, Funny)
Re:RIAA contact info (Score:5, Funny)
Re:any wifi owners contacted? (Score:3, Funny)
Pirates Patents Interview.. (Score:3, Funny)
PIRATE DAD: YARR!!! He is such a little scallywag YARRR.... I'll have to make him walk the plank!
Well, thats what I thought when I saw the title.....
Here's a dumb quesiton... (Score:1, Funny)
New threat for naughty kids... (Score:3, Funny)
OVerheard in every connected trailer park (Score:2, Funny)
Re:RIAA contact info (Score:3, Funny)
here is the number
1 800 223-2328
1 800 bad-beat
So now can we do what the Russian minister [slashdot.org] did yesterday?;)
Re:Of course (Score:2, Funny)
I suppose that would go for attempted murder too. It would sure be nice to have a law like that pass... and then have someone break into my house and nearly kill me with my own gun.
That would just be my luck.