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FDA Approves Implantable Microchips 318

phrontist writes: "Wired is running a story about the Federal Drug Administration ruling that an 'implantable microchip used for ID purposes is not a regulated device, paving the way for the chip's immediate sale in the United States.' Spooky."
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FDA Approves Implantable Microchips

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  • by Anonymous Coward
    How soon until this is mandatory? I've got plenty of room on my forehead now that I'm balding.

    Let loose the 7 years!
    • I believe the mark of the beast idea has already been taken by hitler.
    • How soon until this is mandatory?

      Truth is, its going to happen for most people with or without having a chip inserted. Biometric identification (such as iris identification) will enable people to be tracked wherever they go, at least outside of their own homes. Your mobile phone lets you be tracked pretty much anywhere, as does your always connected PDA. Computer recognition of your car plates allows instant tracking of your travels, and its been around for years now. Some smart cards such as credit cards can be activated from a distance (so you don't have to swipe them at a checkout). The list goes on.

      The most difficult issue here is the recognition that we need a bill of rights to protect our privacy. This information will be collected on all of us, whether or not we like it, and even if you don't get a chip implanted in you.

      We need to accept that this information is being collected now. We need legislative protection, ideally at the constitutional level, so that even if a company has this information, they are limited in what they can do with it. This has been needed probably since the first day a telephone book was published, but it is certainly needed now.

      My 2c worth,

      Michael
  • now, not only can they see how much money you have, but they can see exactly who you are too.... scary (that's a joke, people).

    sounds like it's high time to start building some short range RF interference devices. oh wait, that would be a violation of the DMCA.
  • by tid242 ( 540756 )
    well duh if it were regulated it'd be harder for corporations to use in various $$$-making schemes.

    -tid242
  • "Spooky" (Score:3, Funny)

    by Quirk ( 36086 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @03:52AM (#3289278) Homepage Journal

    "...paving the way for the chip's immediate sale in the United States.' Spooky."


    That would be Spooky as in 'Spooky Muldur'

  • Can't Decide (Score:5, Interesting)

    by squaretorus ( 459130 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @03:56AM (#3289289) Homepage Journal
    Wether it would be better to have this thing implanted in my little finger - so making it EASY to steal if anyone ever decides to steal my ID.

    OR. To implant it right deep in my guts as a deterent. Or maybe in the roof of my mouth!

    Wouldn't fancy losing my little finger - its handy when a little drunk for proclaiming my evilness. But I enjoy my mouth aswell...

    But hey - so long as I dont run for president or anything...
  • Sign Me Up! (Score:4, Funny)

    by oliphaunt ( 124016 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @03:56AM (#3289291) Homepage
    Does this mean I don't have to get my mandatory patriotic tattoo? [whitehouse.org]
  • by Anonymous Coward
    If I had kids I'd seriously consider chipping them. I can think of many a time my little sister would pull a disapearing act and be gone for hours. Off with some new friend. This was at an age when she had no business being off alone, much less after dark. It would have saved everyone a lot of grief and the local cops no few hours if finding her just involved a simple querry to VeriChip.
    • by Anonymous Coward on Friday April 05, 2002 @04:20AM (#3289344)
      So the time when kids used to be kids and could do whatever hell they wanted is over. Now, they're prisoners in their own family, and if they're abused there's nowhere to run or hide. They absolutely have to follow all the silly rules. There isn't really any moral dilemma for them to ponder either. Either they do as they're told, or get reeled in by their parents. Another victory for technology! It'll solve all our problems. Yeeehaw!

      Excuse me if I'm being sarcastic, but the more you limit a child instead of teaching what is a good idea and not AND WHY, the bigger chance they'll rebel straight into dope-hell. The problem today is that most parents are not fit to have a child at all. They're just too immature.
    • you are right - if you had kids - you arent wise enough to know whats to be done with kids. Cmon dude grow up.
    • by Vicegrip ( 82853 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @04:42AM (#3289393) Journal
      Do you currently walk around with your driver's license, health insurance and every other piece of personal information helpfully pasted accross your clothes for anybody who cares to read?
      The problem with this chip concept is that anybody with the appropriate device can read the information without your consent because it broadcasts it. I quote:
      ...the VeriChip has been marketed as a medical aid which would allow hospital workers to access patients' health records with a simple wave of the wand, or reader...
      yes yes.... it's for medical purposes only.. it'll never ever be used to id/track/monitor/control people.. our ethical policians are there to protect our rights. The system will prevent abuses. Are you hiding something?
      Riiight... I strongly oppose any system that can broadcast sensitive personal data without my consent. Such a device is dangerous and undesirable in my mind.
      Next thing you know, your employer will insist you carry these things so they can monitor your productivity.
      • I strongly oppose any system that can broadcast sensitive personal data without my consent.

        This chip does not contain or broadcast any personal data. You shine radio waves on it and it "glows" in a way that can be read as a number. This number can be used to look up your data in the hospital's database. Exactly the same way someone can look up your data using your name.

        -
        • Oh come now, how hard is it to imagine that number quickly being used to other purposes.

          Again, my dispute is with this kind of a system that universally identifies me in some manner and then allows the identifier to be obtainable on demand by anybody who wishes it.

          We've got enough problems with social security number management, credit card numbers, and other such innocuous numbers. Nobody would want to steal those right?

    • ...would make it a point to do a little amature surgery shortly after the abduction. I mean, many of them are just going to rape and kill the kid anyway, what difference does a little scanning and cutting make? If they hit an artery, no biggy, just find another kid.

  • by Anonymous Coward
    Interesting, and potentially useful device, used in the right fashion, but I wonder how long it will take the overly litigious mood in the US to bring about legislation governing the circumstances under which these are to be implanted.
    It strikes me that certain bodies might like to have these implanted in the hospital when you're born, so that you may be IDed through your entire life.
    Is it feasible that government could prevent people from taking certain types of high-security job without first having one of these implants?

    On a more personal note, I think i woul be interesting to mandatorily implant these in every citizen, and use this as the first step towards ultimate accountability. I realise privacy advocates may find this a shocking and unpalatable notion (I too donate to EFF every year) but I think this could be a step in the right direction, provided that the first institutions to be fitted with reader devices are government departments. This would provide a unique method of ensuring accountability:Rather than the current governmental trend, where people who perform poorly or make grave an incompetent blunders are protected from public reaction by suppressing the detalis of the incident, we could have full, immediat public disclosure of all the particulars of any and every little indiscretion.

    This might be useful in reversing the embarassing (to anyone who knows) trend towards promotion of idiots with no chance of succeeding in the real world to positions where they can do maximum damage.
    • I think i woul be interesting to mandatorily implant these in every citizen...I realise privacy advocates may find this a shocking and unpalatable notion

      Privacy nothing, what about my rights over my own body? The privacy implications pale into insignificance compared to that.

      Cheers,

      Tim
  • Um headline error (Score:5, Insightful)

    by cdf12345 ( 412812 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @04:00AM (#3289300) Homepage Journal
    I believe that the FDA did not approve the implants, but rather decided that they are not medical and therefore not under the jurisdiction of the FDA. There's a big difference between being unregulated by the FDA and being approved by the FDA.

    Maybe a small update could clear things up.
    • I believe that the FDA did not approve the implants, but rather decided that they are not medical and therefore not under the jurisdiction of the FDA. There's a big difference between being unregulated by the FDA and being approved by the FDA.

      Also, FDA stands for "Food and Drug Administration," not "Federal Drug Administration."

      Come on, that's 8th Grade Civics material right there...
  • There is absolutly no way anyone is going to get me to put one of these things inside my body. This is a product which is ripe for abuse and I'm not having any of it. Hopefully no one will get the bright idea to make it mandatory, otherwise I will have to go live in the mountains of Montana.
    • Hopefully no one will get the bright idea to make it mandatory, otherwise I will have to go live in the mountains of Montana.

      Or anywhere else in the world actually. There IS something outside of the US of A you know ;-)

  • ID chips have been used with animals for a while already - it is rather handy way of registering pets, as they tend to be less verbal when they are asked where they live.

    With humans.. Well. The implanted ID chip that can be easily read without the carrier of chip knowing definately wouldn't be a solution to regocnition problems, fakes can be made as well as passports and ID cards can be faked.

    "Big brother" style monitoring could be one application, altough it would be really expensive to put in use - imagine the amount of monitoring terminals needed.
    It is far more convenient to get the monitored human to want to carry a unit with unique ID which is able to report its position and what the monitored human is saying. Motivation for carrying such unit could be, lets say, fashion or its benefits on making life easier.

    Really useful use could be to put the implant in if the carrier has a disease which must be taken in account in medical treatment - tattoos and jewellery do this task better though, as they don't require any fancy electronics to work.
  • The concept here is that all ER technicians will have the simple scanning device that will pull important medical data off the chip.

    If you're unconscious, and the ER tech can just scan off you that you're diabetic and allergic to penicillin, that's a Good Thing.

    Of course, conspiracy theorists say that every time you have surgery, the Government is implanting these in us without our knolwedge, and using it to track us. Oooooh!

    Give me a break.

    - Peter
    • by Anonymous Coward
      And how often do EMT's and hospital personnel check for MedicAlert bracelets? I assure you, it's way less than 100% of the time. What makes you think they'll check for the chip with any greater regularity?
  • by cosmicg ( 313545 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @04:05AM (#3289313)
    ...all that wasted time, worrying about those three bleeding sixes on my chest.
  • "Evil" Chip (Score:1, Informative)

    by laeraun2 ( 472996 )
    I love the way that religious groups [tldm.org] believe that such advances are the "devils" work.

    Perhaps these people need to take a close look at all the good that can come of these devices, like the guy who wanted one so that if he had medical problems, the paramedics could quickly find out his details. Applications like that are fantastic, and can save peoples lives.

    Here is another link [digitalangel.net] to another company that also makes a similar kind of chip.

    • Actually that would be useful. I have a medical conditon that requires daily medication for life, and something that carries my medical details for use in an accident would be useful.
      Of course, I do have a card...
      • Don't get me wrong. I'm a technophile as well. But when the Bible of my religion says that this is a Bad Thing (tm) to have implanted, then I'm going to consider it a Bad Thing (tm) to have implanted. First off, we don't know everything. Some things are uncertain. Can you prove to me that this chip will have no adverse affects at all upon me?
    • Don't need a chip (Score:4, Insightful)

      by Catbeller ( 118204 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @10:47AM (#3290308) Homepage
      You could wear a braclet with the chip embedded, or your fingerprint could be matched to a database, or your DNA, or your retinal pattern.

      The chip is a device to monitor movement. All other uses are an obfuscation of this fact.
      • Actually...in light of the current airport security, implanted may be almost the only way you can be sure you can carry electronics around. (Don't get me started about the "cyborg" who had his stuff ripped out - that was removable gear, as evidenced by the security staff removing it forcibly. I'm talking about stuff completely embedded inside one's skin.)
  • Dick Size (Score:1, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward
    I'd like them to have guy's dick size on them.. that way we can know if the dude is worth it before we start talkin to him for real at the bars.. hell we'll even put our boob size(real one) on it for the guys ;)

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  • just an id number (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Dr. Tom ( 23206 ) <tomh@nih.gov> on Friday April 05, 2002 @04:16AM (#3289341) Homepage
    I had an ID number engraved on my bicycle.

    It was stolen anyway.

    As near as I can tell, this thing just contains a number which can be read by any scanner you pass. So it's useless as a secure ID because anyone can get your code by scanning you and then using a programmable chip that sends out that code.

    They don't say how large the number is. Presumably it's a cryptographically strong random number chosen at manuf. time, but don't bet that the number isn't chosen via rand() % 10000000, either.

    It might be useful as a toy to open doors and stuff for you, but a face recognition system will do that without invasive surgery.

    Having a Lowjack or something like that might be cool if I thought I could be stolen, but I doubt you can fit a GPS + cell phone unit into a grain of rice. Though if I were going to implant something large it'd be a programmable telephone. Even so I think a StarTrek communicator would be better, and more fashionable. Really, who's gonna get "chipped" because they "think it's cool" to be treated like a herd animal? A tattoo is way cooler.

    • You're right, any data that can be read can be duplicated. There'd have to be some sort of key recognition system, I'd think.

      As to "invasive surgery" dunno about these ID chips, but ID microchips are implanted in animals with what amounts to a big syringe and large-gauge needle. No surgery required. The chips do tend to migrate with time, tho. Useful lifespan is current considered to be about 5 years.

      I still think it's a piss-poor idea and a BIG step down the slippery slope to total gov't control over every move you make.

      If they become mandatory, I forsee the emergence of a much more serious underground society (not just the trivial undergrounds of today, but one that means life or death, akin to what happened with the old Soviet system).

    • This chip is just an ID number. But, since the FDA has ruled that it doesn't regulate non-medical implanted devices, this clears the way for more functional implants - so long as they steer clear of medical functions.
  • Does this mean we'll see schoolchildren offering excuses like "I dont have the homework because I got rooted by a bully"?
  • Here's a tip... (Score:4, Interesting)

    by evilviper ( 135110 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @04:20AM (#3289347) Journal
    Here's a tip for all those who dare to make these chips...

    Don't EVER even THINK about implanting these in the forehead or right hand. You're just ASKING for trouble. Besides, there are many other places that you could implant such a chip that wouldn't raise the ire of the fanatics out there.

    And as soon as there's even a hint that this is going to be mandatory.... I'm moving to the moon.


  • and now we are playing catching up.

    The first train that we have missed was when the implantable chip was introduced for household pets - to

    "aid the owners in indentifying their pets,
    in case their pets got lost"

    So said the media.

    As a member of ACLU, I tried in vain to get the attention of ACLU about this development, telling the higher-ups that if the animals are allowed to be implanted with microchips, one day the same chips will be used on humans.

    But the ACLU never care. All they care is to take away the guns from the people.

    Now we have this ... exactly as I've feared.

    I wonder what ACLU will say now ?
  • First of all... (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Dr. Sp0ng ( 24354 ) <mspong.gmail@com> on Friday April 05, 2002 @04:27AM (#3289360) Homepage
    It's "Food and Drug Administration," not "Federal Drug Administration."

    Anyway, I don't think that implantable ID chips are a good idea by any stretch of the imagination, but to those of you who say "it just transmits a number, therefore it would be easy to clone somebody's chip," it would be possible to make a (much more) secure chip that accomplishes the same thing. Think public key crypto; if you want to check if this chip belongs to person X, you send the chip a bit of data, it signs it with a private key and only sends out the signed data, not the key itself. Then you check it against person X's public key. It would work on the same principle as digital signatures.

    Of course, it would have to have a large enough key that it would be infeasible to brute force any time in the forseeable future (barring quantum computing), and it would have to be based on a proven and time-tested encryption algorithm.

    That said, you won't catch anybody sticking one of these fucking things in me.
    • Think public key crypto; if you want to check if this chip belongs to person X, you send the chip a bit of data, it signs it with a private key and only sends out the signed data, not the key itself.

      Yes, that would be a million times more secure. No, it can't be done with current tech. These "chips" can't do any processing at all. They are more like colored paint that glows under a black light, except that these glow under radio waves. The pattern of the glow can be interperted as a number.

      -
      • No, it can't be done with current tech. These "chips" can't do any processing at all. They are more like colored paint that glows under a black light, except that these glow under radio waves. The pattern of the glow can be interperted as a number.

        Ok. But I wouldn't go as far as to say that it can't be done with current technology, just that these chips don't do it. Why would it be so hard, anyway? You just need to do a little bit of crypto and a little data transmission and reception. Granted, I know nothing about it, but it seems to me that current technology wouldn't really have too much trouble with it.
        • But I wouldn't go as far as to say that it can't be done with current technology

          I meant it couldn't be done in a comparable device. To handle encryption processing it would have to be much bigger, much more expensive, and would require much more energy.

          -
  • Neat (Score:4, Funny)

    by quantaman ( 517394 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @04:27AM (#3289361)
    Think of the possibilities, assuming that they couldn't tell if the chip was outside of your body you'd have the perfect alibi! What do you mean I wasn't at work honey? Just look at the chip records. Well Officer, as you can see from these records I was no where near the bank last night. Maybe you could just stick it on a rat like they did in total recall.
    The possibilities are endless!
  • by Anonymous Coward
    Like, you can't buy or sell anything without the mark of the beast or something. Its all a bit too scary for me these days. Mind you, some US Army workers are already implanted with these things.


    Its all a bit to close to the Terminator/Matrix scenario for my liking.

  • by AntiNorm ( 155641 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @04:31AM (#3289371)
    Without regulations on it, would it not be (significantly) more difficult for them to make it mandatory? Even if they were only making them mandatory for a select group of individuals, e.g. sex offenders, the fact that they specifically refuse to regulate them seems to indicate that they just don't want to have to mess with them.
      • Without regulations on it, would it not be (significantly) more difficult for them to make it mandatory?

      Hardly. Who exactly is going to object if (for example) judicial decides to start implanting these in offenders? It's on the FDA's "not our problem" list, so they won't block it.

  • What does the FDA have to do with this ?

    All they said is that is not their ball park, that means, that its not a food, or drug, or medical procedure, or herb ... duh! Its a chip, and it does nothing to your body. (tho we COULD argue that having a radio emitter stuck inside our bodies could increase cancer odds)

    So far all they said was if they want to sell it the FDA woldn't bother them. And its a voluntary thing, hell you even have to pay to have it installed, i can imagine a load of things i rather spend $200 on !!!

    I guess that when these are mandatory in the us its going to be a sad day for all americans, anonimity down the drain, for good, for life.

    I dont think that any good that these might do outweigh that simple fact.

    I wonder if a stronng, but small, localized EMP would shut it down ... or at least erase the volatile info (medical records, id, etc) ...

    blah ... sometimes i feel that techonolgy sucks, and i have a quad xeon server in my bedroom ...

  • But these things have to communicate with the outside, but what about the FCC? I'm sure they'll want a say...
  • Applied Digital Solutions thinks it can take on the industry juggernaut that is Vivianne Robinson [nameonrice.com]? Her procedure is well established, non-evasive, and only $9.99 (plus $2.00 shipping).
  • shouldn't it be the FCC ?
  • Speaking of the FDA, I found this little snippet recently:

    This diagnostic tool will provide valuable information for treating plants with UNIX® and its co-formulations which have excellent activity against both strains of the pathogen.

    Source [syngenta.com]

    So, how long before someone combines these technologies and implants UNIX® into people? ;-)

  • Of course, as soon as somebody learns to use these to induce euphoria, hallucinations, or any pleasant alteration of consciousness, the technology will be immediately outlawed, 25 year minimum sentences imposed, and SWAT teams will be breaking down your door.
  • I'm sure this has crossed more than few minds: doesn't this "VeriChip" remind you of the IDChip [idchip.com] hoax?

    Mind you, the nonexistant IDChip was billed as an instrument of convenient, universal commerce--not a tracking device for patient data and missing children... still, it conjures a lot of the same imagery.

    BRx.
  • 1) Get one
    2) Get it out of your body (or never have it put in in the first place)
    3) Figure out how it works
    4) Figure out how to copy, erase sections, change data.
    5) write /dev/me interface, scanner, etc. GPL.

    Knowledge is for everyone.If this kind of data is kept in the hands of governments and organisations, individuals will lose out tremendously. Like steve mann, we should be counteracting the panopticon [dnai.com] structured one-sidedness of modern surveillance and information networks.

    Nowadays we should do these things as a means to raise awareness of the dangers and set legal precedents, and in future, we could have a combined coexistent society of watcher and watched all intertwined.
  • by AftanGustur ( 7715 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @05:45AM (#3289505) Homepage


    ... for the terrorists..

    Just think about it. Instead of having to find the passports of all the passengers of a airplane/bus/tourist group, and then find out all the Americans so they can be shot, you only have to wave a tag reader around the group.
    Much easier. You can even just take it out on a walk in some tourist place and when you get that 'beep' for an american he can be shot right there on the spot.

    This also solves problems of double nationalities when people have 2 passports and you only find the european one.

    Ahh, life vill be sweet ..

  • So, right next to my Palm/Visor/Clie, while typing this on my tiBook/iBook/Versa, trying hard not to take calls on my Nokia/Ericsson/Motorola, I'll still be trackable by all my creditors ... you know the ones: VISA/Mastercard/etc. ... who I've gone into debt for, just to keep my gadgets upgraded.

    Whatever. Shit like this is far easier to deal with if you're stoned, so I guess its time for another cone ...
  • Maybe this sort of thing could help Inigo Montoya find that man who killed his father.
  • by jvonk ( 315830 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @06:28AM (#3289552)
    It seems apparent that the scanning range on the device is limited by its passive design; however, consider the possibilities which abound if these become ubiquitous identification devices--bombs programmed to detonate only upon decoding the correct (supposedly unique) ID, etc.

    Want a confirmed kill? Seems reasonable... assassination devices could be implanted in everyday items or places, merely waiting for the intended target to enter proximity. This could open a whole new world for precision, stand-off assassination!

    • The problem is detection range. These chips don't broadcast; you have to get a reader up close. OTOH, I could certainly see some other design rigged up with a low power transmitter (low enough to run on batteries for months, and way lower than levels that might possibly cause cancer problems) forced by some government into its citizens, to make it easier for those who wish to find and (kill/rape/rob) them...possibly even with government permission.
  • Aha! (Score:2, Funny)

    by Alien Being ( 18488 )
    I think i've had a bunch of these things in my head for a long time. I never realized that my cluster headaches were of the beowulf variety.
  • Never (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Perdo ( 151843 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @07:20AM (#3289675) Homepage Journal
    Are you all fucking kidding me? You are all the guys that get hung up about so much as MAC addresses being seen as personnally identifiable on the internet. And none of you are ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED that the FDA has approved IMPLANTED ID CHIPS? I will DIE before I end up with some fucking chip inside me. I don't have so much as a tattoo on me, I shure as hell don't need my life story on some fucking piece of flash memory inside my ass.

    Watch this story catch sub-1000 posts when it is more important and outragous than any five stories on the hof. I can deal with not being annonymous on the internet. I can choose not to use it if it comes to that. But if I cannot so much as walk down the street without every Corporation, Government and Asshole knowing more about me than I know myself, I am certainly no longer free, not by the greatest stretch of the imagination about "the good of mankind" or "medical miracles" or "protection from kidnapping"

    Gimme a fucking break. Have you seen the first test case family? They are freaks! the son is some 180 iq juvie with dreams of becoming arnold in terminator because he is fat and his lips are too big. Daddy has been smoking weed for 30 years. Mommy a vacant follower who does everything fat assed sonny says because he's smarter than she is. Their fucking quote is "It's all Derik's idea, he is so bright that we are taking his advice on this". Jesus Christ, the kid is still wet behind the ears.

    Derek's list of accomplishments at 14 (the wired article got it wrong):

    He's an MCSE/MCP/A+

    and is the owner of a fucking counsulting business [firstclass-inc.com]

    You tell me, does everyone here want to follow this jackasses lead?
  • by Muad'Dave ( 255648 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @09:07AM (#3289883) Homepage

    Here's a link [microchip.com] to a great 2MB PDF on the subject. At 125kHz, it's really simple to recover the data. Note that antennas at that frequency are pretty large, and could, say, be wrapped around the trim of a doorway, or around the opening in the floor for a staircase, etc... you'd never know who was reading your key. Match a doorway reader with a digital camera, and poof! You've got an automatic ID database generator!

  • by Catbeller ( 118204 ) on Friday April 05, 2002 @11:21AM (#3290487) Homepage
    At first, the implantable chips will be used, just like now, to contain medical info and some identification. And for paranoid parents, living in the safest communities in the history of the human race, it will be used as an anti-milk carton safety device.

    The use for medical info is silly. Such a chip could be put into a watch, or a bracelet, or an earring, or a pendant.

    The use for children will endear the tracker to parents, but think: if the chip responds to a radio signal, than a rather cheap device can be built to find the chip on the child's body. A person sick enough to kidnap a child would have no problem cutting the chip out of the body. They might even think it an extra dollop of fun.

    So, I ask, why a chip...

    Well, first of all, it's going to make its developers rich, as it becomes more widely used, and eventually, mandatory.

    The first effect of the the chip's existence is the acclimatization of people to the idea that a device can be implanted into them which will enable others to track their movements. Our generation will balk, but the next will be okay with it, and the one after won't even question it. Think of urine tests for jobs, and endless civil rights violations commonly committed today in the name of fighting drugs, and now, terrorism.

    Next, the chip will be implanted involunarily into former felons, and later into 'lawbreakers' at a judge's discretion. All these uses will be applauded in the name of public safety. Of course, the number of people now regarded as "felons" is swelling, now that the drug laws are being enforced in a draconian fashion. There are probably millions of people qualified today to wear a chip by legislative or judicial decree.

    Of course, a real criminal will find a way to circumvent the device, or remove it entirely. Only moderately law-abiding people will continue to carry it.

    next up, you guessed it, Businesses! In the name of preventing terrorism, monitoring employee theft of materiel or company time, and just plain convenience, lower level employees (NEVER executives, unless there is a security reason to do so) will find that having the chip implanted is a requirement for employment. At first, we'll see defense-related companies requiring trackers, but after that gains acceptance, then other companies will follow... eventually most of them, or at least the ones that pay well, will require some sort of tracker.

    Of course, Schools!! Thinking Of The Children, we will of course require our threatened kinder to wear these devices as a condition of even having an education. It'll start out small, somewhere -- a schoolyeard killing with no way of finding the killer, or a child molestation, crimes that will make a privacy proponent think hard when it comes to protesting. but like metal detectors, drug testing, strip searches, and the like, it'll be accepted. As the majority of the current SCOTUS opines, if you are underage, you have no constitutional rights. And if you protest, you are a DRUGGIE parent who should send your kids to a DRUGGIE school. (I'm not making that last part up. It's staggering.)

    Let's see: next up, consumer convenience. A chip, in addition to tracking, can give you e-cash abilities. Buy a coke, pay for it by swiping your hand into a detector. That may be a killer app.

    The chip can be used for national ID, eliminating all the birth certificates, social security cards, drivers' licenses, company ID's, resumes, credit histories... endless stuff. People will find this liberating.

    But it also means: anyone who wants to, will be able to track your movements for the totality of your life, at least the parts where you interact with society.

    It means that, increasingly, to get an education, to get student loans, to enter the country, to get a job, to have a career, to get a passport, you will have to surrender your body to an implant gun. And now since the FDA has so conveniently taken medical people out of the loop, anyone can demand to shove one into you, literally.

    And since the U.S. is now forcing other countries to change their constitutions (think Norway, I recall, and the Scientologists) to reflect our laws, there will be increasingly no place to go to get away from this. Hell, the U.S. may be one of the more relaxed implementations.

    If any of you think that this is acceptable, then there is nothing I can say that will change your mind. And I will attempt to establish a new country on a Pacific island, I swear.

    • Mod this guy up. This is the first time I've seen anyone consider ALL the implications of such a device.

      And when you start your new country, it's gonna get REAL crowded REAL fast. Unless you prohibit immigration, of course. Maybe stop all the microchipped folk at the border.

    • "And I will attempt to establish a new country on a Pacific island, I swear."

      I'll help.
    • It is currently no trouble whatsoever for secret agencies to track and watch anybody they want. --Not the CIA, FBI, NSA, etc. --I'm talking about the real secret agencies with no letters who have access to the real high tech systems currently available only to the true shadow agencies.

      This whole implanted chip thing is WAY too obvious. As such, its true nature is almost certainly meant primarily to be psychological. It's designed to piss people off and increase their tension level. (Especially among southern law enforcement agencies and right wing anti-government types who love their guns.) Why do you think they would make something like this line up with the whole 'independantly related' number of the beast crap?

      Try this on for size:

      Practically EVERY fascist government in history has begun the same way: People were rioting or revolting or what have you. This gave whatever leadership available at the time the context and excuse underwhich to bring in the heavy forces and do away with all semblance of civility and personal rights.

      Think about this, and don't thunder about and get angry with what I'm saying, because this is not a direct course of manipulation designed to be open to immediate interpretation. If it were obvious, it wouldn't work. When the camel's back breaks, it will not be because of this whole chip thing, but it wouldn't be able to happen without it and other such methods by which the temperature has quietly been raised to boiling for the poor frog!

      Watch and listen. . .

      Hey! Did anybody else notice how for the first time they slipped the word, "FEMA" into Martin Sheen's mouth on "The West Wing" this Wednesday. . . (My current favorite source of mind control and propaganda!)

      Look, watch and learn. . . You don't get to see the end of the world unfold every day. There is some really clever work going on right now.


      -Fantastic Lad

  • First, the FDA did not approve the device. They simply made an administrative determination that they do not posess the authority to approve or deny the devices use.

    Second... All biblical stuff aside, this is disturbing. Installation is a simple procedure according to the artice, but what about removal? I assume its probably simple, but who knows?

    Thankfully, its an opt in device.

    I can see a handful of legitimate uses for such a device being mandatory. Well, one. Special operations forces could use a similar device with a GPS reciever for coordinating with other teams and higher headquarters. Those sorts of operators must travel light and can't lose equipment or they could give their position away, so there would be significant tactical benefit to it being mounted internally. For regular troops, external GPS will work just as well if not better with less privacy concerns. Remember, while joining the Armed Forces means giving up some of your constitutional rights, the general doctrine for such things is constitutional rights may only be sacrificed when ABSOLUTELY necesary for building an effective force and maintaining military discipline. An implanted ID card like this just goes too far for anyone but special operations.

    Still, while I don't like it, as long as it remains optional, its ok. For most people though, SMART cards will probably be better, and if you need emergency notification of the hospital in the event of emergency, a heart rate monitor(they should be smaller than the one I used when I was a kid) attached externally to the waist with a transmitter shoudl work just as well...
  • FDA's decision that these are not medical devices and thus don't fall under FDA regulations strikes me as odd. Here's how FDA defines "medical device:"

    "The definition of a medical device appears in section 201(h) of the FD&C Act. A device is "...an instrument, apparatus, implement, machine, contrivance, implant, in vitro reagent, or other similar or related article, including a component, part, or accessory, which is recognized in the official National Formulary, or the United States (U.S.) Pharmacopeia, or any supplement to them, intended for use in the diagnosis of disease or other conditions, or in the cure, mitigation, treatment, or prevention of disease, in man or other animals, or intended to affect the structure or any function of the body of man or other animals, and which does not achieve any of its primary intended purposes through chemical action within or on the body of man or other animals and which is not dependent upon being metabolized for the achievement of any of its primary intended purposes."

    So why is a silicone bag under the skin a medical device and a rice-grain-sized electronic gizmo is not? Contact lenses are FDA regulated devices. Tampons and pads are regulated. Band-aids are regulated. This thing is being marketed as something to facilitate access to medical information, and it certainly affects the function of whatever body part it's implanted in by making that part suddenly able to produce information through interaction with radio waves. How is that not, "intended for use in the diagnosis of disease or other conditions, or in the cure, mitigation, treatment, or prevention of disease, in man or other animals, or intended to affect the structure or any function of the body of man or other animals?" Someone? Anyone? This strikes me as FDA saying, "ooh, controverted issue. Run away! Run away!"

  • This seems to be the Digital Angel [digitalangel.net] people again. They've been hyping various GPS-based locator gadgets, for both humans and vehicles, for a year or two now. But they haven't shipped them. And their vaporware products are being overtaken by those of others. Digital Angel's people locator requires a wristwatch device plus a pager-sized box to be carried around. Slashdot carried a story last week about a unit that does the whole job in the wristwatch.

    Digital Angel talks about vehicle location systems, while others have been shipping them for years. Big deal.

    Implanted ID chips for pets have also been around for years. There are at least three vendors, (Digital Angel is one) and they're not compatible. So they're of limited use. They're just short-range RF tags, anyway.

    If anybody had a good method for powering an implanted device, it would be used for pacemakers.

  • This is ultimately a pretty silly device, but it wouldn't be such a bad idea to make a big public fuss over it either way--simply on principle. A real danger would be some sort of next generation id-chip that injects nano-tech transmitters that cannot be removed with a scalpel and tweezers. The next step after that would be some sort of mind control functionality by interfacing nano-tranceivers with neurons. Think "a Clockwork Orange" meets the Borg..

An Ada exception is when a routine gets in trouble and says 'Beam me up, Scotty'.

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