French Police Unsure Which Twin To Charge In Sexual Assaults 626
An anonymous reader writes "In a real life Prisoner's Dilemma taking place in the French city of Marseille, twin brothers have been arrested for a string of sexual assaults. While say they are sure that one of them committed the crimes (corroborated by a standard DNA test), police were told that it would cost upwards of €1m euros (£850,000, $1.3m USD) to distinguish between them using DNA evidence."
Re:!(Prisoner's Dilemma) (Score:3, Funny)
mind == blown!
Easy solution (Score:5, Funny)
Just charge the one with the goatee.
Re:!(Prisoner's Dilemma) (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Unless French wages are crazy low... (Score:5, Funny)
it isn't exactly free to have a bunch of cops go around swabbing at evidence, a judge, some lawyers, a jury, etc.
I'm going to guess that neither the judge, the lawyers, nor the jury were exactly thrilled about being swabbed either.
Re:Easy solution (Score:3, Funny)
It's FRANCE.
They're both snooty.
Re:!(Prisoner's Dilemma) (Score:4, Funny)