80,000lbs of Walnuts Purloined In Northern California 127
Penurious Penguin writes "While not quite as epic or bitter as losing 600 barrels of maple syrup — in two separate heists, 80,000lbs of walnuts have been stolen in Northern California since last week. The heist was discovered after the walnuts failed to reach their destinations in Miami, FL and Dallas, TX. If you happen to see a large man (approximately 6' 2") driving a white semi-trailer and munching on $300,000 worth of walnuts, it may be the villain. Officers with highly trained squirrels have yet to be posted at interstate weigh-stations."
That's nutty! (Score:3, Funny)
Thank you, I'll be here all week!
knock, knock (Score:4, Funny)
who's there?
Walnut.
Walnut Who?
Walnut too strong, don't lean on t.
(hahahahaha. I crack myself up. get it? walnut? *crack* myself up? come on! )
This is modern terrorism. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ok.. Seriously!! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I smell onions? (Score:5, Funny)
A good start (Score:4, Funny)
BTW, I saw a couple of pretty shady looking squirrels apparently making some sort of deal this morning.
It's obvious... (Score:4, Funny)
Someone must be planning to get on Santa's good side with a reeaally big plate of cookies.
Be on the lookout for future heists of butter, sugar, flour, raisins, rolled oats in the next few weeks.
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS! (Score:0, Funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7W3gd7gJUw
Re:That's nutty! (Score:4, Funny)