Ask Slashdot: How To Secure My Life-In-A-Briefcase? 241
An anonymous reader writes "I used to travel with a book and some clothes in a backpack, and now my entire life fits into my briefcase. I have a laptop, a tablet, and a cell phone with access to all of my documents through Dropbox, and all the books I own are on my kindle. Aside from having about four grand in electronics, the bag has everything of value that I own. If that bag is stolen while I'm traveling, it will be more trouble than if my apartment burns down (while I'm not in it). What can I do to secure my life-in-a-briefcase?"
helpful suggestion (Score:4, Funny)
Change your briefcase from 12345...
Don't do this! (Score:5, Funny)
Whatever you do don't handcuff your briefcase to your hand. At least not if you value your hand :)
Re:helpful suggestion (Score:5, Funny)
Four thousand dollars, you say?
Remind me again, where do you live and what time do you leave each morning?
Re:helpful suggestion (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Don't do this! (Score:5, Funny)
Duh. You hire three ninjas and give each of them a briefcase. Only one is the real briefcase. The others are full of ninja-style weapons.