Pakistani Lawyer Wants Mark Zuckerberg Executed 1318
Earthquake Retrofit sends along a piece from The Register reporting on a nightmare scenario of legal jurisdiction on the Internet: a Pakistani lawyer has filed blasphemy charges, carrying the death penalty, against Mark Zuckerberg and other Facebook executives (and the pseudonomous user who initiated the "Draw Muhammad" contest last month). Pakistani police have apparently opened an investigation, according to this Google translation of a BBC Urdu report."
I love moderates (Score:5, Funny)
I demand (Score:5, Funny)
I demand a pony! I want a pony! So I can chop it's head off and put it in a Pakistani lawyer's bed.
Personally (Score:2, Funny)
A Modest Proposal: Thunderdome (Score:5, Funny)
That's not "a nightmare scenario of legal jurisdiction". That's an opportunity. Allow me to sever the Gordian knot of tangled jurisdictional issues with justice, THUNDERDOME style.
Tonight's card: Muslim Fundamentalist Lawyer vs. Mark Zuckerberg. Two men enter, one world wins.
Get in the queue buddy... (Score:2, Funny)
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No problemo... (Score:5, Funny)
All the Pakistanis have to do is give us Osama Bin Laden first!
In the meantime, we'll keep Mark in a nice safe cave built by the CIA.
Mark Zuckerberg (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No problemo... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They would only be hurting themselves (Score:5, Funny)
I support his execution for other reasons, such as his crappy facebook privacy games.
Re:They would only be hurting themselves (Score:5, Funny)
"Koran-thumping hicks" is my new phrase of the month. Thank you.
Re:I love moderates (Score:5, Funny)
Progress is progress.
Would they settle for a plea bargin? (Score:5, Funny)
Would they be willing to settle for a plea bargin of having a drawing of Mark Z executed on national television?
In related news... (Score:4, Funny)
Really? Is this where we can tell Pakistan (Score:4, Funny)
To bite America's shiny metal ass?
Re:In other news (Score:3, Funny)
I think you being in their presence might be punishment enough.
Re: It comes down to... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:They would only be hurting themselves (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Slashdot Posters Want Pakistani Lawyer Executed (Score:5, Funny)
I think it's more likely that Slashdot posters want Zuckerburg executed too, only for different reasons. My personal feeling it death is too good for the guy who founded Facebook and caused me to waste so much of my time.
Re:I love moderates (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They would only be hurting themselves (Score:5, Funny)
ah, but I've already learned what happens: I get e-raged at by Michael Kristopeit who proceeds to CAPS at me while telling me he's not raging, while making passive aggressive threats. Kind of like Muslims who demand the beheading of those who challenge Islam's peacefulness.
Most amusing.
Re: Pony (Score:3, Funny)
Sure. Here.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e3/Animhorse.gif/60px-Animhorse.gif [wikimedia.org]
Re: It comes down to... (Score:4, Funny)
Best not to judge all by the behavior of some, just as with skin color, nationality, hairstyle, or anything else.
I dunno, I think it's safe to assume that anyone with a mullet has a tendency to beat people with a hockey stick.
Re:You know... (Score:3, Funny)
With any luck they'll go after Twitter next.
Re:They would only be hurting themselves (Score:4, Funny)
And let me guess: you won't die because Allah has granted you eternal life and 72 virgins for so deftly defeating enemies of Islam on the internet with your fine words? Is that about right?
hilarious indeed.
Re:Slashdot Posters Want Pakistani Lawyer Executed (Score:5, Funny)
If you've ever logged on to Facebook, you have only yourself to blame. I like Zuckerburg - after investors complained about the company's wasteful spending, wondering whether he was wasting all their money on hookers and blow, Zuckerburg once filed an expense report itemizing his expenses as "hookers and blow". He's the hero of anyone who has ever struggled with getting expenses denied.
Re:I love moderates (Score:4, Funny)
Re:They would only be hurting themselves (Score:3, Funny)
Never argue with a man who can't master the intricacies of the shift key. You might as well be competing in the Special Olympics.
Re:I love moderates (Score:5, Funny)
Well to be fair, nobody expected it.
Re:I love moderates (Score:5, Funny)
"Mankind will never be free until the last King is strangled with the entrails of the last Priest"(and the last advertising shill is buried alive alongside them)...
Look, we've got just about all the Kings finished off, but we have a long way to go on all the priests. Are you saying we need to preserve the last King until we're down to the last priest as well? That is going to complicate the logistics horribly.
And God knows how long until the ad man goes down for the count. I think this whole timetable needs to be revisited.
Re:Slashdot Posters Want Pakistani Lawyer Executed (Score:2, Funny)
Other then this one bad guy, pakistan is a great country, never had a thing wrong with it, no sort of long running history of issues, the people are peaceful and loving, the cities are beautiful and wealthy, everyone loves going to church. Such a great loss for man if it was destroyed.
Re:I love moderates (Score:3, Funny)
It's a bit late for either. But apparently it's easier for a rich man to enter a camel if he stands on a box.
Re:A Modest Proposal: Thunderdome (Score:5, Funny)
Please, can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?
Agreed, we don't need another hero.
Re:The biggest protector of child molesters (Score:5, Funny)
The son of one of Hamas's founders admits that the social restrictions on dating and sex in Islam and the Middle Eastern tribal society is one of the leading causes of militarism in Islam.
Or, in the words of Mr/Ms. Garrison:
"Put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim - it's Friday night, but you can't have sex. And you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes, and probably in the crack of your ass. Then some cartoon comes along from some country where people are getting laid and mocks your prophet. Well, y'know what?! I'd be pretty pissed off too!"
Re:I love moderates (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They would only be hurting themselves (Score:3, Funny)
Boy, bad luck there... (Score:3, Funny)
I bet he wishes Facebook had taken some kind of minimal steps to offer decent privacy now, huh.
Zuckerberg should just buy their lame ass country (Score:2, Funny)
ASCII Mohammed (Score:1, Funny)
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Blasphemy is a blast for me!
Re:They would only be hurting themselves (Score:2, Funny)