Judge Recommends Guilty Verdict for Jack Thompson 235
GamePolitics is reporting that a Florida Judge has recommended that Jack Thompson be found guilty on 27 of 31 counts of misconduct and is awaiting a Florida Supreme Court verdict to back him up. Thompson is striking back with allegations against the Judge and others, complaining that loyalty oaths were never signed. "Tunis made 21 recommendations of guilt in relation to Thompson's participation in Strickland vs. Sony, an Alabama case in which the anti-game attorney represented the families of two police officers and a police dispatcher slain by 18-year-old Grand Theft Auto player Devin Moore. Tunis also recommended that Thompson be found guilty on four out of five counts relating to his 2006 attempt to have Rockstar's Bully declared a public nuisance in a case before Miami Judge Ronald Friedman. An additional two guilty counts stemmed from a non-video game matter."
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Just throw away the key already! (Score:2, Funny)
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Gotta love Jack (Score:5, Funny)
Judge's Ruling (Score:5, Funny)
In Soviet Russia... (Score:2, Funny)
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To quote the OJ Simpson trial: (Score:4, Funny)
No big deal (Score:2, Funny)
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At least he'll have more time to play GTA4 :D (Score:4, Funny)
I've had a really bad day today (Score:5, Funny)
Oh yea, and I want to thank Jack Thompson [uncyclopedia.org] too, since if he wasn't such a stupid, obnoxious, self-serving buffoon this story would have never made it to slashdot!
My life is SO filled with coincidences. Last night at Felber's one of the ladies there called me a "fuckmonkey" (in regards to my bringing Amy there half an hour before taking Tami there), I just got back fro Top Cat's, where today's drink special is the "Drunk Monkey", and now the Jack Thompson story brought to us by Scuttlemonkey!
Weird. But not as weird as Jack Thompson.
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Hey, maybe I ought to thank Mr. Thompson. If I ever get busted for smoking pot, gambling, or soliciting a prostitute I'll just blame GTA!
Did you know that Mr. Thompson's middle name is "Golf"?
He's going to need.... (Score:2, Funny)
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"..police dispatcher slain by 18-year-old heterosexual man Devin Moore."
"..police dispatcher slain by 18-year-old non-vegetarian Devin Moore."
"..police dispatcher slain by 18-year-old Darwinist Devin Moore."
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No seriously.. I can't figure this out.
Edit: Oh nevermind, I think I've got this now.
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Which game? (Score:5, Funny)
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--Jeremy
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.. and in Jack Sparrow's voice... (Score:2, Funny)
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From Thompson's Wikipedia article... (Score:1, Funny)
LOL
He already has a backup plan (Score:5, Funny)
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They've been excluded due to their known liberal bias.
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Thanks for playing!
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