Wikileaks Airs Scientology Black Ops 509
An anonymous reader alerts us to new material up on Wikileaks: 208 scanned pages (in one PDF) relating to the Church of Scientology and its former "Office of Special Affairs" employee (and subsequent apostate) Frank Oliver. "The documents are dated between 1986 and 1992 inclusive, when, according to the file, Frank Oliver was declared a 'suppressive person' and excommunicated. Frank Oliver should be able to verify the material and has appeared in the media before on subjects relating to the church. Starting on page 107, the document shows that at the time of writing the Church of Scientology was still actively engaged in black propaganda (especially concerning psychiatry), 'fair game' and infiltration."
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Here come da judge! (Score:5, Funny)
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Would anyone like to wager how long it will be before we see a headline announcing the mysterious disappearance of Wikileaks' founders, their families and pets and anyone they've ever spoken to?
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Can't my people get a break? (Score:-1, Funny)
Prepare for the migration... (Score:4, Funny)
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On a completely unrelated note... (Score:5, Funny)
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My condolences to your family, good sir.
This is hilarious (Score:5, Funny)
being of sound mind...CONTRACT MYSELF FOR THE NEXT NEXT BILLION YEARS...
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Thank you for your quick thinking good sir; I am seeding it now.
Re:Get 'em while they're hot (Score:4, Funny)
Ugh... I hate PDF... it makes me look like someone interested in actually reading TFA...
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Send them to Venus (Score:5, Funny)
We then encourage all the COS members to migrate to Venus to separate them from the unclean non-believers.
IMHO, COS members are all "B Ark" material anyway!
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Hold on, there's someone at my do--
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Wait...
Dammit!
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This just in... (Score:5, Funny)
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Now that's what I call a good story.
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The story from the beginning (Score:5, Funny)
At the dining room table, two couples playing bridge:
LRH: My books aren't selling. Who makes the most popular books?
RAH: The Boy Scouts. After that the Q'uran and the Bible.
LRH: Religion sure sells a lot of books.
RAH: Yeah, I thought about writing out some book for that a while back. I turned it into a short story "Gulf".
LRH: I don't think you could do it with a short story. All the big religions have high word counts. I would think a trilogy at least.
RAH: I could do it in one book.
LRH: I bet a dollar I could do it better than you.
RAH: Done and done. Now shuffle the cards.
... Three years later ...
LRH: Can you believe it? I've got groupies! They worship me!
RAH: You can have mine too if you want them. They're camped on the lawn. They're scaring Ginny. Here's your buck. The bet's over.
LRH: Win!
RAH: Whatever. Shuffle the cards.
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You've given me an idea for a wicked prank (Score:5, Funny)
An eMeter [wikipedia.org] is really just a wheatstone bridge, right? All they're really doing is just measuring your resistance by inducing a tiny current through you.
Go into one of these centers and have them hook you up. Lick your other palm and every so often jam a 9v battery against it. Screw with the guy's mind. Keep twitching the needle at just the right time and see if you can convince them you're L. Ron reincarnated or something like that.
If you're really good, make some sort of a Van de Graff generator and use it to build up a gigantic static charge on you before you get hooked up. See if you can actually bust the thing.
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Well, according to Aus. Bureau of Statistics, "Jedi" is one. That is, it's resurgence is modern; it's origins were long ago, in a galaxy far far away...
Oh and I'm a strict constructionist Pastafarian myself, I guess that one's fairly new. Arrrr.
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Re:The story from the beginning (Score:3, Funny)
Bert: "You mean to tell me you wrote Genesis?"
Sol: "You mean to tell me you've read it?"
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I'd think that if they perhaps add some color to those robes they would be more fabulous!
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I don't know about about the OP's children, but my GF's nieces made me a believer. After all, if God exists, so does Satan.
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Liberal Loon: I don't care if I've lost my job and my whole life has been ruined because of a bad psych report based on a stupid multiple choice test and a bunch of lies from workmates who hate me. I'll just smile and take these pills the nice psychiatrist gave me to stop me being angry at how they've ruined my life and walk the street looking for work while the nice psychiatrist drives by in his famcy car on the way to a $500/hour appointment with his next victim.