Thou Shalt Not View The Super Bowl on a 56" Screen 680
theodp writes "For 200 members of the Immanuel Bible Church and their friends, the annual Super Bowl party is over thanks to the NFL, which explained that airing NFL games at churches on large-screen TV sets violates the NFL copyright. Federal copyright law includes an exemption for sports bars, according to NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy, but churches are out of luck. Churchgoers who aren't averse to a little drinking-and-driving still have the opportunity to see the game together in public on a screen bigger than 55 inches."
So... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:CAUGHT! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh yay (Score:5, Funny)
Pffft. This is easy. (Score:5, Funny)
Just another reason that ... (Score:3, Funny)
You heretics (Score:2, Funny)
The real WTF is, people in the USA watch football in churches? How the fuck is that not somehow blasphemous?
Re:Superbowl (Score:4, Funny)
Re:You heretics (Score:5, Funny)
The real WTF is, people in the USA watch football in churches? How the fuck is that not somehow blasphemous?
In some parts of the U.S., football is the dominant religion.
Re:Good luck with that, NFL (Score:5, Funny)
Thank god... (Score:5, Funny)
Praise God (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Pffft. This is easy. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good luck with that, NFL (Score:5, Funny)
The simple solution? (Score:4, Funny)
God invented duct tape for a reason.
Re:Good luck with that, NFL (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? (Score:5, Funny)
Why does nobody else play American Football? (Score:5, Funny)
Come to think of it, the other main US sport, Baseball, is not hugely popular around the world either. According to Wikipedia it is less popular than volleyball and table tennis. Maybe the US is onto something here. Perhaps we can copy this idea in Britain. We need to ditch the sports we keep losing at, like soccer, and invent a new one that nobody is interested in. Then we will finally be world champions
Simple Solution: More TVs! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. (Score:3, Funny)
Would they prosecute, though? What are their damages? Would it be worth the negative PR?
It's easy for me to say this, but if I were one of the elders of that Church I would encourage the congregation to watch together anyway. I'd call the NFL's bluff. Jesus was a pretty rebellious and rock the boat sort of guy. He didn't back down from the Roman's or Pharisees, he told people how it was, associated with unwed women and whores, and scared those in power. It's hard to imagine that a guy who was so brazen to cost him his life would balk at the threat of a lawsuit. He'd watch the game with his brethren, dammit!
Re:Good luck with that, NFL (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh yay (Score:4, Funny)
And then I giggled. And laughed. And almost fell out of my chair.
I think you only got modded flamebait because there's no "+1 OMG That's Hilariously Ironic" tag
The end result? (Score:5, Funny)
And got crucified for it.
Re:Good luck with that, NFL (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The end result? (Score:4, Funny)
That's why Jesus never went to college. Got nailed on the boards.
I say: throw the book at them (Score:3, Funny)
NFL wants fewer people watching ads (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Good luck with that, NFL (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Good luck with that, NFL (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good luck with that, NFL (Score:5, Funny)
As for the event itself
I see a loophole (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? (Score:3, Funny)
I think you Brits already have the market cornered on weird sports nobody else is interested in. Let's see, there's: