MS Seeks Patent On Virtual Fuzzy Dice 173
theodp writes "Microsoft just published a patent application for an adaptive heads-up user interface for automobiles. It covers, among other things, virtual fuzzy dice that appear to move with automobile movements."
Air freshener (Score:5, Funny)
I'll say! (Score:5, Funny)
I have some... (Score:5, Funny)
What will they patent next... (Score:4, Funny)
Wonder if they will assist.. (Score:5, Funny)
Patent Coverage? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm really concerned about the virtual nutsack I have hanging from my virtual trailer hitch on my virtual truck.
Re:queue microsoft crash jokes (Score:5, Funny)
Prior art (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I have some... (Score:0, Funny)
Virtual.... (Score:2, Funny)
My own....
Virtual......
Jesus
WTF? Dice? Nobody will pay for that! (Score:3, Funny)
I don't care if it rains or freezes... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:queue microsoft crash jokes (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I have some... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Another driver's distraction! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:queue microsoft crash jokes (Score:3, Funny)
So... What's Next? (Score:4, Funny)
A patent on Virtual Flying Chairs?!
Re:I have some... (Score:5, Funny)
-CR
Re:queue microsoft crash jokes (Score:3, Funny)
"You appear to be crying out in pain, do you wish help writing a complaint to the manufacturer?"
"You appear not a DMV certified driver, HUD functions will be limited to wanted stars and health levels"
Re:Obviousness Criteria (Score:2, Funny)
I, on the other hand, hope that all of microsoft's other patents fail, and this is the only one they're left with in their entire portfolio. Fluffy dice.
Re:What will they patent next... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Horn (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow, virtual fuzzy dice. How useless (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Finally... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Great (Score:3, Funny)
And just think of all the accidents when the blue screen of death obscures the entire windshield...
Can they .... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Great (Score:3, Funny)
LoB
Based on Vista? (Score:2, Funny)
Fuzzy Dice Prior Art...??? (Score:2, Funny)
I know I saw it in Crazy Taxi (on the Dreamcast)...
Ug... This patent crap has gotten out of hand.
We should just scrap the whole pile of fuzzy dice & start over with a shorter available protection period & an easier means of shooting down invalid patent apps to begin with.
Re:Virtual.... (Score:3, Funny)