Vista is Watching You 458
greengrass writes "Are you using Windows Vista? Then you might as well know that the licensed operating system installed on your machine is harvesting a healthy volume of information for Microsoft. In this context, a program such as the Windows Genuine Advantage is the last of your concerns. In fact, in excess of 20 Windows Vista features and services are hard at work collecting and transmitting your personal data to the Redmond company."
No, it isn't. (Score:5, Funny)
Notice how it's not "My Computer" anymore? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Egomanical monitoring of the populace? (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, Aero.
Re:Notice how it's not "My Computer" anymore? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ah! The irony! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ah! The irony! (Score:5, Funny)
I bet if Richard Stallman were dead by now (please note that I'm glad and happy that he's alive and kickin'!), there'd be a chance he'd be rotating in his grave at high speeds because of this.
Then, we could hook his body to a generator. So, everytime something like this happened, we could say "at least we just cut down on greenhouse emissions."
Re:Vista's biggest enemy (Score:5, Funny)
You mean, you wish they wouldn't ignore this?
"OMG! Vista violates my privacy!"
"So what are you going to do about it?"
"I'm going to use a different operating system!"
"Which one?"
"Well, uh, the other one."
"Which other one."
"Like, the other Windows."
"Which other Windows?"
"Um, I guess
"Do you know how to install an operating system?"
"Well, no
"And where do you buy a computer without Vista?"
"Um
"And when XP is discontinued?"
"Then I'll get a completely different operating system, from a different company."
"You mean a Mac?"
"Oh, heavens no."
"Then what?"
"Um
Don't worry, it's not Vista... (Score:5, Funny)
It's just: Windows Update, Web Content, Digital Certificates, Auto Root Update, Windows Media Digital Rights Management, Windows Media Player, Malicious Software Removal/Clean On Upgrade, Network Connectivity Status Icon, Windows Time Service, and the IPv6 Network Address Translation (NAT) Traversal service (Teredo).
See, typical /. overreaction
Re:Egomanical monitoring of the populace? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No, it isn't. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Vista's biggest enemy (Score:1, Funny)
"That runs the same operating system."
"No, I'm pretty sure it runs the Microsoft Office operating system. I sure hope it has minesweeper!"
Lies Lies Lies! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Vista's biggest enemy (Score:3, Funny)
New Apple ad (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ah! The irony! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is my single biggest push to free software (Score:2, Funny)
Linux elitism.. yeah that's not overplayed. If you truly feel that way then you're not only stupid, you're pathetic.
Not only Linux this time, but "Computers are not toys!" Apparently the master of computers telling everyone how to use them. 0/10 points for effort. As if there are only so many computers in the world, and gaming is stealing the megahertz from the important calculations. I'd tell you to get help.. but it must be fun in your mom's basement.
Re:doubt it (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Egomanical monitoring of the populace? (Score:5, Funny)
sounds just like (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is my single biggest push to free software (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Egomanical monitoring of the populace? (Score:5, Funny)
No. All your core are belong to us.
Re:Going into the spyware business (Score:3, Funny)