Student Financial Aid Database Being Misused 182
pin_gween writes "The Washington Post reports on the probable abuse of the National Student Loan Data System. The database was created in 1993 to help determine which students are eligible for financial aid. Students' Social Security numbers, e-mail addresses, phone numbers, birth dates, and loan balances are in the database. It contains 60 million student records and is covered by federal privacy laws. Advocates worry that businesses are trolling for marketing data they can use to bombard students with mass mailings or other solicitations. The department has spent over $650,000 in the past four years protecting the data. However, some senior education officials are advocating a temporary shutdown of access to the database until tighter security measures can be put in place."
Duh... (Score:5, Funny)
O rly?
I would never have guessed that these guys had anything to do with the 2-3 student loan consolidation offers I get per day...
I'm sure my future, not just this article, is
The SSN is just a number (Score:3, Funny)
It's not the abuse, it's the incompetence (Score:4, Funny)
This past week I (a college student, with financial aid) got a letter stating I was pre-approved for a loan of $3,500 on condition of proving I own a home.
I live in a dorm. At a school in another state.
Apparently their "prescreening" folks can't even figure things out when they have a large chunk of my personal information staring them in the face.
But you can surprise them (Score:5, Funny)
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If things get any further.....
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Thank you, but I have already consolidated my loans and I'm really not interested.
Now I would advise, in order to provide the best possible customer service, you hang up. If this doesn't work for you, please call back for a premium consultation. Have a nice day. *click*
Re:My stragegy for stopping the junk mail... (Score:2, Funny)
What you should have typed. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Only $650k? (Score:1, Funny)
All shock, no awe?
Re:My stragegy for stopping the junk mail... (Score:3, Funny)
I'd buy that for a dollar (Score:3, Funny)
Based on the skills of some of our engineering new hires from expensive schools, I'd say the student aid itself is being misused.
Re:My stragegy for stopping the junk mail... (Score:4, Funny)
Best. Quote. Ever. :)