Apple Execs Reportedly Faked Options Documents 172
theodp writes "Federal prosecutors are reportedly looking closely at stock option administration documents that were apparently falsified by Apple execs to maximize the profitability of option grants. While Apple has said CEO Steve Jobs did not profit from the stock-option backdating, Jobs has reportedly hired his own attorney to deal with the SEC and Justice Department."
Humbug... (Score:5, Funny)
It must be noted, though (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Humbug... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Here we go... (Score:3, Funny)
Someone from the government used a remote exploit to modify the option documents to entrap Apple employees.
Hi, I'm a Mac... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It must be noted, though (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, but it should be pointed out that if they weren't forced to use a one-button mouse it would have only taken one click...
Re:It must be noted, though (Score:2, Funny)
They would have done it in one click, but Amazon already had a patent.
The Purpose Of Lawyers..... (Score:2, Funny)