Bobby Fischer Found 1379
paulydavis writes "Former world chess champion Bobby Fischer, wanted since 1992 for playing a tournament in Yugoslavia despite U.N. sanctions, was detained in Japan for an apparent passport violation and will be deported to the United States."
Fisching Trip (Score:5, Funny)
So Fischer played a 12 year game of chess against the feds and lost, eh? That's the problem when you run from the law... you can't 'mate 'em, but they can 'mate you in 12.
Thank God!! (Score:5, Funny)
Has to be Said... (Score:0, Funny)
chess sanctions? (Score:5, Funny)
Really (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Changed the view of the US? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, just give that Jeopardy guy a chance. By the time he tops $10 million, the country will be teeming with Brainiac wannabes...
Deported !! (Score:5, Funny)
Nice chap (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Thank God!! (Score:3, Funny)
Well, only non-medicinal drugs.
Cheats in chess? (Score:5, Funny)
He announced that he had abandoned chess in 1996 and launched a new version, "Fischerandom," ... Fischer claimed it would bring the fun back into the game and rid it of cheats.
I think Valve [valvesoftware.com] should hire this guy to patch up Counter-Strike.
Re:Has to be Said... (Score:3, Funny)
Finally safe (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So ... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:But what about Paul Simon? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:But what about Paul Simon? (Score:5, Funny)
Bobby Who? (Score:-1, Funny)
Re:Fisching Trip (Score:5, Funny)
So we can find Bobby Fischer but... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Changed the view of the US? (Score:3, Funny)
Oh wait that was just in my dreams
Re:Fisching Trip (Score:5, Funny)
What a coincidence - that's almost certainly what they said to "Shower Bitch Bobby" was told as he was escorted to his cell.
Re:Fisching Trip (Score:1, Funny)
Murray Head saw this coming... (Score:5, Funny)
and the city dont know what the city is getting...
The creme de la creme of the chess world
and a show with everthing but Bin Laden.
Time flies! Doesn't seem a minute
since Yugoslavia had the chess boys in it
All change dont you know that when you
play at this level its no ordinary venue?
In New York or Afganistan or Iraq... or this place!
One night in Tokyo and all jews are bastards...
Not much between self hate and insanity
You'll find a spook in every karaoke bar
and if your lucky you've still got your qeeen
I can feel deportation creeping up on me.
(ok, so the execution was weak, but you get the idea)
Terrible Idea! (Score:5, Funny)
If bad people become chess masters, the terrorists win!
Re:But what about Paul Simon? (Score:1, Funny)
liberal unamerican terrorist bastard
Re:Thank God!! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, but it was
Re:Open mouth, insert paranoid foot (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Open mouth, insert paranoid foot (Score:2, Funny)
Fischer claimed it would bring the fun back into the game and rid it of cheats.
I hate those wankers with aimbots and wallhacking, chess is supposed to be a gentleman's sport for Pete's sake!
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Re:So ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Changed the view of the US? (Score:5, Funny)
That is the most civilized and intelectual game ever invented.
Most of the players can identify almost all human internal organs and bones just by looking at them lying there on the playing field.
You know you're a nerd when.... (Score:5, Funny)
Cheers,
Vic
Re:Deported !! (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, and bad comedians.
Re:I don't get it (Score:1, Funny)
Man, I feel so damn betrayed.
All that time, they told me we were working on a secret project to kill the fags.
Lying bastards.
Re:Who's going to play Fisher in the movie? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Changed the view of the US? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Give the Poor Guy a Rest (not Arrest) (Score:4, Funny)
I say we give Bobby a quiet little spot right next door to you.
Fischer vs. Kasparov! (Score:3, Funny)
Quick, somebody start a petition! I'll stand here and criticize from afar!
Re:Changed the view of the US? (Score:5, Funny)
Says you. Just last week I had to take a commercial flight to my villa in the Bahamas instead of my private jet, because gas prices were just too high and I'm trying to save 10% of my income. Let me tell you, these hard times are affecting everyone.
Re:George W Bush (Score:4, Funny)
If you knew anything about Fischer you'd realize that he'd probably call you borderline retarded too.
Re:Oh please, way to pat yourself on the back... (Score:5, Funny)
You've never played me.
Re:Changed the view of the US? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Changed the view of the US? (Score:3, Funny)
That's nothing. . . (Score:3, Funny)
It's just that Chess Players Liberation Front might be plotting to take out the Statue of Liberty.
It could happen. .
She looks sort of like a big chess piece, right. . ?
-FL
"You have been lied to since birth. The thing they are terrified you might learn is that it is possible for everybody to be happy and well provided for without misery, fear or ignorance."
Re:Changed the view of the US? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Changed the view of the US? (Score:5, Funny)
Jeopardy is on at the same time, even if you are in a restaurant.
Man, I'm really sorry, I just couldn't help myself...
Re:Jesus! (Score:5, Funny)
Finally, we are safer... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Fischerandom Chess (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, I play this way. I put all my pawns on their row in random order.
Re:Mentally Ill (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I can't sympathize (Score:1, Funny)
Carter lied in italics.
Geography (Score:2, Funny)
I hope one day, US journalists will learn geography...
FYI, Bosnia-Herzegovina is a part of former Yugoslavia. Not a neighboor.