SCO Complaint Filed -- Including Code Samples 663
btempleton writes "The folks at Groklaw have posted a story including a preliminary copy of Caldera/SCO's amended complaint, including lines of code they allege were improperly included in Linux. The PDF can be found at this story The file lists unix filenames with line numbers and filenames and line numbers from the Linux 2.2 and 2.4 kernels, so folks can now go into real depth."
Ah, at last! (Score:2, Funny)
Alleged copied files (Score:-1, Funny)
lines 45 - 900
crap.h
lines 1 - 47
lies_and_damn_lies.h
lines 1 - 19456
Babel round 2 (Score:4, Funny)
Netcraft confirms it! (Score:5, Funny)
In other news (Score:3, Funny)
is it only me... (Score:5, Funny)
SCO Code Sample (Score:4, Funny)
Select All (*Linux.Users*)
Repeat
Daryls.Bankacct = Daryls.Bankacct + Linux.User.Acct(x)
until total(Linux.Users) = 0
set displaymode = gloat
SCO sues MYDOOM virus creator (Score:1, Funny)
Blank lines have been copyrighted by SCO (Score:5, Funny)
Whooga! Whooga! (Score:3, Funny)
Now people who are really qualified can do a "Deep Dive". Not just some imaginary mathmaticians from MIT.
DIVE! DIVE!
Now WE can sink their Battleship!
Ah-ha! (Score:5, Funny)
j/k
Summary (Score:5, Funny)
'int main ()' appears repeatedly in both UNIX System V and Linux
'#include ' is also obvious stealing of code, appearing in many Linux source files
Furthermore, 'for (int i = 0; i < ARRAY_LENGTH; i++)' style loops are obviously copied by IBM developers intimately familiar with the original implementations.
SCO's case is strong.
SCO 335 lines of code = millions of lines? (Score:1, Funny)
Haha.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Summary (Score:5, Funny)
What is SCO's next move? (Score:2, Funny)
"It's spelled SCOX and pronounced to rhyme with _cocks_."
Re:Babel round 2 (Score:5, Funny)
No, we slash the freakin' tires.
Re:is it only me... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:SCO Code Sample (Score:4, Funny)
Re:SCO Code Sample (Score:3, Funny)
Oops (Score:5, Funny)
To make matters worse, he's a McBride and not a McGroom.
Re:Maybe (Score:3, Funny)
> maybe just copying code from 2.0 or whatever these files were like before the submission
Like RCU, NUMA, and JFS support?
Re:What is SCO's next move? (Score:2, Funny)
Couse I know nothing on this topic, so am I correct in this?
I'm still working on my rebuttal... (Score:5, Funny)
It'll be out soon in hardback.
Re:Netcraft confirms it! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oops (Score:5, Funny)
Mc means son-of.. he's the son of the bride, not son of the spouse. Meaning he was born out of wedlock, making him an honest to goodness Bastard.
Priceless (Score:5, Funny)
trying to follow the story links... painful but free
reading the comments... free
finding someone who posted a mirror... free
downloading the pdf from the mirror at 150Kb/s half an hour after the mirror was posted even though its modded to 5... priceless
dude, where the fuck do you get that bandwidth? hook a brother up with a shell and some webspace?
Oh... and no more "millions of lines" claims (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ah-ha! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Babel round 2 (Score:5, Funny)
>No, we slash the freakin' tires.
Carefull, they may be a BBC investigative reporter reading!
Re:In other news (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ah-ha! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Oh... and no more "millions of lines" claims (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ah-ha! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I'm still working on my rebuttal... (Score:5, Funny)
son of a.... (Score:3, Funny)
He's a son of a.... alright!
Re:Babel round 2 (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh... and no more "millions of lines" claims (Score:2, Funny)
Now's the time to invest! Buy buy buy!
Re:Oops (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh... and no more "millions of lines" claims (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ah, at last! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This would have made sense, in May 2003 (Score:3, Funny)
Let's hope its done with those two-way phones they have in prison visiter rooms.
Visions of Jury Selection (Score:5, Funny)
Prospective Juror: "Well, I have a masters in Computer Engineering..."
SCO Lawyer: "...Sorry, sir, thankyou for your time. Goodbuy."
SCO Lawyer: "Hello, what is your experience with computers, maam?"
Prospective Juror: "Well, I am in charge of keeping the office server running..."
SCO Lawyer: "...Sorry, maam, thankyou for your time. Goodbuy."
SCO Lawyer: "Hello, what is your experience with computers, maam?"
Prospective Juror: "Well, I use one to create reports..."
SCO Lawyer: "...Sorry, maam, thankyou for your time. Goodbuy."
SCO Lawyer: "Hello, what is your experience with computers, sir?"
Prospective Juror: "Camputersh? Oh, you mean the Gateway? I guess their ok. That Mine Sweeper game sure is fun!"
SCO Lawyer: "Thankyou sir, one more question: What is your experience with the web?"
Prospective Juror: "Wha... Oh, you mean Internet Explorer (TM)? Don't use it much 'cause I got AOL (TM). I guess it's ok. I got this eeh-mail from this nice Nigerian man the other day..."
SCO Lawyer: "*DING*DING*DING* We have a winner!"
Re:Babel round 2 (Score:3, Funny)
You should come to England, where "it is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle [dryfish.org.uk]."
Re:is it only me... (Score:5, Funny)
4. Prophet???
SB
Re:Ah, at last! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh... and no more "millions of lines" claims (Score:5, Funny)
No need to change, I've been reading it as S COX for quite a while.
Re:Oh... and no more "millions of lines" claims (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Ah, at last! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:In other news (Score:5, Funny)
actually i'd be surprised if the match were all that close.
Re:a quick comparison. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:a quick comparison. (Score:4, Funny)
I would expect that of line 666, myself...
Re:So much for C (Score:3, Funny)
(everybody
(has to) (switch to)
LISP))
Re:I might be wrong... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Babel round 2 (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh... and no more "millions of lines" claims (Score:2, Funny)
S COX
I take it as "S" stands for "Suck". I leave the rest to your imagination...Cooties! (Score:5, Funny)
Under the Cootie theory of copyright and trade secret law, Linux looks like Unix, so now Linux has cooties. IBM touched Unix, thus giving cooties to AIX. JFS acquired cooties when it was ported to AIX, even though JFS didn't have cooties when it was originally developed. Thus, Linux has cooties because it has AIX's cooties which AIX got from staring cross-eyed at Unix. Linux has the same header lines as Unix, therefore Linux has Unix cooties. In conclusion, anyone touching Linux will get cooties and owe a cootie tax to SCO, which will soon have more money than Scrooge McDuck.
For more information, see "Everything I needed to know about intellectual property law I learned on the elementary school playground.", by Darl McBride.
Re:SCO Code Sample (Score:3, Funny)
Re:According to Judge Wells (Score:2, Funny)
I laughed a little when I read that the first time on Groklaw. Seems to me, if you're at an impasse [reference.com], then you are at a standstill [reference.com].
Not only can it happen, but that's what will happen.
Re:It's long, but interesting. (Score:1, Funny)
- Unlike IBM, virtually none of these software developers and hobbyists had access to enterprise-scale equipment and testing facilities for Linux development.
Clearly no-one at SCO has ever been to the IT department of a major university. Then again I think we'd all guessed that.
Re:Oh... and no more "millions of lines" claims (Score:3, Funny)
I'm a little surprised they didn't claim "five billion zillion dollars".