Congress Sends Anti-Spam Bill To White House 287
sunbird writes "At just after 5 o'clock EST, the House concurred to the Senate's amendments to the Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornography and Marketing Act of 2003 (or "CAN-SPAM") (bill in PDF format: here or here). Although the bill will prohibit certain tactics (such as hiding return addresses), critics state that the bill does not go far enough (see this press release). The bill will provide criminal penalties for violations of its provisions (up to five years behind bars), but will not allow private parties to sue spammers. News reports indicate (SF Gate or Forbes) that Bush intends to sign the bill. Prior Slashdot articles are here: 1 2 3."
Re:This legalizes spam (Score:5, Funny)
The United States Anti-Spam Bill (Score:5, Funny)
just caught this on CNN (Score:5, Funny)
Spam them (Score:5, Funny)
Here's a list of the email addresses of all your Congressman. Maybe someone can whip together a script to send them an email asking them to repeal this law, every day until they opt out or repeal the law. Extra karma points for randomizing the title among non-misleading possibilities. Then we just gotta get every single slashdotter to run the program.
Re: [the ideal troll for this thread] (Score:3, Funny)
Remember: 1 hundred million emails can't be wrong. If we send a billion, someone might even buy something!
(It's funny. Laugh.)
contrived acronyms (Score:5, Funny)
what was that again? (Score:3, Funny)
okay, I have to go back to my boring life now.
Re:EST? (Score:1, Funny)
Spam Bill (Score:4, Funny)
(Yes, as a matter of fact I did steal that from The Onion, why do you ask?)
Re:How can a private party not sue? (Score:3, Funny)
-russ
How to get Bush to take REAL action against spam (Score:4, Funny)
Re:just caught this on CNN (Score:5, Funny)
To: gbush@whitehouse.gov
Subject: T1RED 0F SPAM? PASS THIS B1LL TODAY, YOU WON'T R3GRET IT!
WE PR0MISE A REDUCT1ON IN SPAM WITH1N 0NE WEEK, OR YOUR MONEY B4CK!
ALSO, GET LARGER PEN1S, FULLER LIPS, BIGGER BREA5T, BETTER ER3CTIONS, AND IMPROVE YOUR LOVE L1FE!
Re:This legalizes spam (Score:5, Funny)
Why do you think they call it the CAN-spam bill?
Why didn't they call it the
This Is Actually GREAT News! (Score:1, Funny)
By passing this law, the hopefully spam-jammed internet should create increased demand for bandwidth and therefore increase sales in infrastructure hardware as well as spamming and anti-spamming software. IANA economist, but that should boost the stock market pretty good!
Finally, far be it from my to suggest slashdotters are unpatriotic, but would it kill any of you to actually BUY something from an email advertisement? Why not do your part to keep your country's economy moving?
Also, don't we owe some gratitude to the legislators who have our index funds' best interests at heart?
Re:just caught this on CNN (Score:3, Funny)
Based on those keywords, I imagine that got forwarded on to wclinton@alumni.whitehouse.gov.
Re:This legalizes spam (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Another Law (Score:0, Funny)
You Are a FUCKING MORON!!!
Re:contrived acronyms (Score:4, Funny)
Citizens of the US: We must make the "FUCK ACRONYMS" law a reality!
My Unsubscribe / Opt-Out Reply Is (Score:2, Funny)
Congress mass mails Anti-Spam Bill To White House (Score:4, Funny)
"The president said I am tired of people e-mailing me about penis enlargement etc.... I want to receive something substantial about reducing spam. I guess we misunderstood him to mean that was what he wanted in his inbox" said Tom Daschle.
"The worst thing about this e-mail is that the last line says 'The president of the United States hopes that you will send this to 75 of your closest friends' That guarantees we will see this for a long while" states Dick Cheney.
Re:This legalizes spam (Score:2, Funny)
Sure it does
(You gotta look at the bright side.)