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The status of Java on my machine:

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Enabled

9668 votes / 42%

Disabled

7287 votes / 32%

Does not apply (for reasons of availability, etc)

713 votes / 3%

I don't know

1296 votes / 5%

Java is delicious, when correctly prepared.

3543 votes / 15%

22507 total votes.

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It is (Score:5, Funny)

by Sparticus789 ( 2625955 ) writes: on Thursday January 17, 2013 @11:46AM (#42616867) Journal

Java is currently all over my keyboard. Been trying to get it out of the crevices for years.

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Re:Applets disabled (Score:2, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Thursday January 17, 2013 @11:50AM (#42616937)

Your bloated enterprise garbage doesn't make it nearly my machine on even annually.
Someone set us up the Java?

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Re:Not there (Score:5, Funny)

by NoNonAlphaCharsHere ( 2201864 ) writes: on Thursday January 17, 2013 @12:16PM (#42617239)

(mcgrew, having trouble logging into slashdot on this machine)

Maybe if you enabled Java...

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Re:Applets disabled (Score:4, Funny)

by cervesaebraciator ( 2352888 ) writes: on Thursday January 17, 2013 @01:05PM (#42617783)

Apt handle you have there. All the hallmarks of another coward.

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Re:Applets disabled (Score:2, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Thursday January 17, 2013 @02:03PM (#42618409)

Your bloated enterprise garbage doesn't make it nearly my machine on even annually.
Someone set us up the Java?
We git repo.
main() {
on.turn.factory.object()
}

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It is (Score:5, Funny)

Re:Applets disabled (Score:2, Funny)

Re:Not there (Score:5, Funny)

Re:Applets disabled (Score:4, Funny)

Re:Applets disabled (Score:2, Funny)