Favorite U.S. Political Party

Would have been way funnier with a "Lemon" option.

I am, after all, voting for Teddy Roosevelt this time around.

If it's gonna be THAT kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Like hell they do, you evil liberal hack. They suck ELEPHANT balls.

Hate America and go liberal? I always thought that the liberals were the ones that loved America. You know, the real America. The one they taught us about in school. I don't remember them teaching me that America was a country of torturing, free-speech inhibiting, third-world-country suppressing people. But you probably went to a different school than I did.

Pardon me if you were being facetious and I missed the joke.

Editors, there's two future polls right there! My money is on Prep-H and Lucifer.

I pretty sure all states have ballots.

I voted whig, but only because royalist and unionist (in the Irish sense) were missing. When you rebellious colonists come back to accept the supremacy of the crown and parliament you will cure all the social, welfare and cultural ills that are prevalent throughout "America".
Constitutional monarchy rules. OK

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory

I did not know that George W. Bush is a brand of anal lube.

I never get invited to these kinds of parties

No, we're all stuck over on the right. That's the problem.

So we need a new song.

Would Santorum count as an answer to both?

There must be some kind of way out of here.

Cowboy Neal is a member of the Illuminati and doesn't bother himself with such paltry matters as head of state of some country or other. He's content to pull the strings from behind the curtain.

I was looking for the American Christian Fascist Party, and I'll admit that it took me a minute to realise that you still call them Republicans.