Sometime in 83 the final reached $25 dollars, and was turned over to a collection agency. Your credit has now been getting anally raped for 19 years and now you're at the point where you wouldn't qualify for a Bic Mac and fries.
Check your local library's policy. Our circulation is our lifeblood, so we don't like it so much when patrons don't check out because they're scared of the library police showing up for their really late stuff. SO, most libraries have a fine amnesty day, when you can return stuff with no fine. Those that don't generally have a maximum fine for an item that is lower than the cost of that item. We like getting our stuff back, so we'll work out deals to get it. Most libraries don't charge interest either. So call your local library, and start reading again:)
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"The Catcher in the Rye" is the book of choice for assassins. Check out Conspiracy Theory [imdb.com] for references.
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Praise librarians for believing in free speech.
This posting made possible by the ALA and all those library fines I've paid over the years.
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