We regret to inform you that your services as network administrator will no longer be required. The job of any IT professional confers a tremendous amount of trust that important business or personal data will not be disclosed to third parties for any reason, including sociopathic self aggrandizing glee. Recent highly publicized events have caused us to question your ability to operate within that
relationship of trust with any business. We must reluctantly conclude that you certainly cannot do so in our organization.
Please gather your personal items and report for an exit interview in HR at 9:00 AM.
A network administrator being allowed to gather his belongings and report himself to an exit interview?
The first time most admins get a whiff that their there trouble is when the security guards show up to guarentee he'll not touch a company item till he leaves the building.
Plus isn't he a contractor? I just laugh when I hear such things...."we gotta talk" - "you've gotta work this weekend".
Great thing about contracting - I don't "gotta" do shit. If we come to a mutual agreement to do something - then I'll go to the wall for you. I'll pound any tetris playing 9-5 hack's workflow into their boots with a jackhammer. I'll rape puppies for a deadline. But "gotta" don't rate shit.
And I enjoyed typing that. Oh so enjoyed it. Where's my smokes?
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we regret to inform (Score:5, Insightful)
We regret to inform you that your services as network administrator will no longer be required. The job of any IT professional confers a tremendous amount of trust that important business or personal data will not be disclosed to third parties for any reason, including sociopathic self aggrandizing glee. Recent highly publicized events have caused us to question your ability to operate within that relationship of trust with any business. We must reluctantly conclude that you certainly cannot do so in our organization.
Please gather your personal items and report for an exit interview in HR at 9:00 AM.
Sincerely,
Bernard Shifman
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A network administrator being allowed to gather his belongings and report himself to an exit interview?
The first time most admins get a whiff that their there trouble is when the security guards show up to guarentee he'll not touch a company item till he leaves the building.
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Great thing about contracting - I don't "gotta" do shit. If we come to a mutual agreement to do something - then I'll go to the wall for you. I'll pound any tetris playing 9-5 hack's workflow into their boots with a jackhammer. I'll rape puppies for a deadline. But "gotta" don't rate shit.
And I enjoyed typing that. Oh so enjoyed it. Where's my smokes?