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Amazon Patents User Viewing Histories 430

Chris Cleveland writes "Yet another astounding patent from the USPTO. I was browsing the patent database, and discovered that Amazon received a patent today on using customer viewing histories to generate recommendations. If a customer views product A, and then later views product B, and you use that to infer a relationship between A and B, then you've infringed on this patent. This patent is a continuation of an earlier patent (#6,317,722) on using shopping carts to generate recommendations. When will this stupidity end?"
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  • End? (Score:5, Funny)

    by johnmearns ( 561064 ) <slashme&cyber-byte,com> on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @09:25PM (#12937695) Homepage
    It won't end until amazon patents getting absurd patents. Then its over.
    • Re:End? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by NegativeOneUserID ( 812728 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:42PM (#12938189)
      No, it will not ever be over. Stupidity will always exist. As long as there has been patents and as long as there will be patents there will be stupidity. Stupidity will always be in any human endeavor.
    • Re:End? (Score:5, Funny)

      by MadMidnightBomber ( 894759 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @11:15PM (#12938389)
      I'm about to patent "doing ... things with er, stuff". Wish me luck.
    • I only wish it was that easy. However, the simple fact remains that Amazon will still be able to legally get absurd patents.

    • Re:End? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by The_Quinn ( 748261 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @11:21PM (#12938430) Homepage
      What's really funny is that some web engineer probably got a $10 check and a certificate of appreciation for engineering the site that led to the patent - and he's probably scratching his head saying "huh?".
    • Re:End? (Score:5, Interesting)

      by swingbyte ( 689824 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @11:32PM (#12938469)
      Perhaps it will end when the rest of the world decides that UPSTO has lost all credability and stops honouring its patents?
    • Re:End? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by JamesOfTheDesert ( 188356 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @11:46PM (#12938592) Journal
      In the meantime, how many geek sites will finally stop linking to Amazon anytime the mention a book?

      On the one hand, some number of the tech-savy get (justifiably) upset over Amazon patenting the trivial. On the other hand, Jeff Bezos is a Web 2.0 darling, and Amazon Web APIs and so Hot and Cool and Hip and Now, so many of these same geeks cannot act as if Amazon can do no wrong.

      The original Amazon patent and boycott uproar clearly had *nil* effect, and I expect there to now be a deafening silence from most of those who really should know better.

      • by symbolic ( 11752 ) on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @02:19AM (#12939267)

        I have YET to purchase a single thing from Amason. Their prices (especially on nerd-type books) aren't that good anyway. I get mine from Nerdbooks.com [nerdbooks.com]. The services is always very good, and prices are outstanding.

        Prices aside, I will NOT support a company that continues to rape the meaning of the word "innovation" by patenting rediculously obvious methods.
    • Re:End? (Score:5, Interesting)

      by yog ( 19073 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @11:52PM (#12938622) Homepage Journal
      To play the devil's advocate... keep in mind that amazon.com is only acting to protect its interests. If they don't patent all these obvious-sounding business processes, lots of little unknown startups will (1) patent them and then (2) sue deep pocketed firms such as Amazon. It already happens a lot; some nothing company sues Microsoft over some ridiculous patent having to do with hyperlinks in a browser, for example. The best defense is offense in this case. If you were in amazon.com's shoes, you'd probably conclude however relucantly that these actions are absolutely necessary.

      The obvious place to end the "madness" is to fix the source of the problem, which is the Patent Office's recognition of business processes as a patentable thing, especially where implemented by software. Patenting a behavior is logically flawed; how long before someone patents making a profit? Where do you draw the line?

      Originality of a product idea is one thing; for example, developing a machine which automatically flushes the toilet and does so in a unique and creative way (I'd rather not develop the details actually)--this is probably a reasonable thing to patent. But patenting abstractions like GUI-based book ordering--that's absurd and bound to fail a prior art test, but will encourage lots of frivolous lawsuits and the wasting of the PTO's precious time and resources.
      • Re:End? (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @12:19AM (#12938784)

        This should be modded funny right? Apparently you and the people who modded this up do not understand patents.

        If you are amazon and you start doing something, then some company comes along after the fact and patents that... tough tarts, all amazon has to do is claim prior art and that company can sit and spin. No need to get your own patent on it.

        And if it wasn't after the fact, if this nameless company had already patented what amazon was doing, then guess what? Amazon's patent is invalid and they need to license this thing from this nameless company who owns the patent.

        This patent was filed so amazon could prevent competition from using this "technology". It's got nothing to do with protecting itself from lawsuits and everything to do with amazon reserving the right to sue others.
        • Re:End? (Score:3, Insightful)

          Mod parent AC insightful!

          Even though GP was only playing devil's advocate that's not how patents work.. These are not defense tactics but an offensive.
        • Re:End? (Score:5, Insightful)

          by nostrademons ( 892050 ) on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @02:52AM (#12939401)
          Lawsuits are expensive, even if they're dismissed on prior art grounds. Many companies patent every random bit of technology as a deterrent, so that they can say "If you sue us, we'll find something that you're infringing and sue you back to the stone age." It's like mutually-assured-destruction from the cold war days. Saves on legal bills for everyone.
          • Re:End? (Score:4, Insightful)

            by ultranova ( 717540 ) on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @04:23AM (#12939722)

            Lawsuits are expensive, even if they're dismissed on prior art grounds. Many companies patent every random bit of technology as a deterrent, so that they can say "If you sue us, we'll find something that you're infringing and sue you back to the stone age."

            This assumes that the other company actually produces software or services. However, from what I've understood, patent parasites simply buy patents and sue others. They don't have a product, and therefore can't infringe on anyone else's patents.

            Sad but true: current software patent situation punishes producing and rewards parasiting. Free market does its job and sends money to where greatest profits can be made; but in this situation, this works against the overall wealth of the society and not for it.

        • Re:End? (Score:3, Interesting)

          This should be modded funny right? Apparently you and the people who modded this up do not understand patents.

          You're the one that should be modded funny; as in "naive" funny.

          If you are amazon and you start doing something, then some company comes along after the fact and patents that... tough tarts, all amazon has to do is claim prior art and that company can sit and spin. No need to get your own patent on it.

          If you are xyz and invest a great deal of your assests into R&D, and then, hmmm, let's se
          • Re:End? (Score:4, Informative)

            by InvalidError ( 771317 ) on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @05:14AM (#12939847)
            Last time I heard, patent application was around $10k per country and around $100k for worldwide filing.

            Filing a patent in any country prevents anyone else from filing the same patent in all others but only provides legal enforcement in the countries where the patent was was filed. In most cases, inventors can file in other countries as necessary to extend legal protection but doing it incrementally can quickly cost more than an international filing.

            (This is what I was told at a conference about a year or two ago.)
        • Re:End? (Score:3, Informative)

          by Sheepdot ( 211478 )
          tough tarts, all amazon has to do is claim prior art and that company can sit and spin. No need to get your own patent on it.

          I know a patent lawyer that would disagree, and actually proposes "patent first" on items in order to protect companies from getting burned. In fact, he worked with several mid-size companies when Unisys went nutty. Several of these companies were the first to use the .GIF format on the WWW, and had legitimate reason to argue against Unisys's claim to own the patent due to the doct
  • by rednip ( 186217 ) * on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @09:25PM (#12937700) Journal
    When will this stupidity end?
    One session of Congress after someone patents the business model of "infulencing legislation by campain donation, "informational trips" to resorts, and payments for public speaking. Or better yet patents a bicameral legislature, then sues the U.S. govt.
    • Never!

      And the reason si that corporations who benefits from patents have all the necessary politicians in their pockets through legally bribery in the wonderful "democratic" political system here in USA. If you sincerly believe that american politicians care about the people who "elected" them, I have a beach-front property in Wyoming I'd like to sell you... Cheap too!
  • Wait (Score:4, Interesting)

    by PunkOfLinux ( 870955 ) <mewshi@mewshi.com> on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @09:25PM (#12937704) Homepage
    this has been going on for years. These same ideas are used in amaroK, on Audioscrobbler, all over the place. How can they patent something that's been in use for a long time and is probably already patented?
    • Re:Wait (Score:5, Insightful)

      by The Snowman ( 116231 ) * on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:20PM (#12938039)

      this has been going on for years. These same ideas are used in amaroK, on Audioscrobbler, all over the place. How can they patent something that's been in use for a long time and is probably already patented?

      I am sure there is prior art all over the place. For example, most online retailers have blurbs saying "customers who bought this product also bought these..." and give a list. This is the exact same thing done in aggregate, and I am sure someone will use it to invalidate this dumb patent.

      • Re:Wait (Score:5, Insightful)

        by 0111 1110 ( 518466 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:36PM (#12938134)
        and I am sure someone will use it to invalidate this dumb patent.

        How optimistic of you. While you are making predictions, care to predict who exactly is going to do this? I have a prediction of my own: this patent will stand and the other uses of the concept (like audioscrobbler) will be sued into submission. Or maybe just disappear even before getting sued. I think a well-drafted warning letter will suffice.

        For example, most online retailers have blurbs saying "customers who bought this product also bought these..." and give a list.

        Prior art is based on the date of the application, not the date the patent is granted. You will have to dig a bit deeper than that.
        • Re:Wait (Score:3, Funny)

          by Taladar ( 717494 )
          In the Stone Age Ugh traded a sharp stone and a stick from Ogh and Ogh thought "He will probably build a weapon from those" and asked him wether he also wanted to trade for a piece of string to tie the two together.
      • Re:Wait (Score:4, Informative)

        by AstroDrabb ( 534369 ) * on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:36PM (#12938136)
        This is the exact same thing done in aggregate, and I am sure someone will use it to invalidate this dumb patent.
        Don't be so sure. To invalidate this dumb patent will require _lots_ and _lots_ of money. How many companies out there will be willing to pay that bill? Most will just pay Amazon a _much_ smaller "fee" to use this "innovative and unique" patent.
      • by yppiz ( 574466 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @11:59PM (#12938664) Homepage
        As one of the references cited by the patent [tinyurl.com] (US Pat. 6,691,163), I think I can make an informed comment on it.

        At the time the patent was filed, it was extremely uncommon for systems to make automatic recommendations based solely on the behavior of users. When I did my work at Alexa Internet (which was acquired by Amazon) in the late 90s, I had to solve a number of issues which had not been dealt with, both from an engineering perspective and from a quality of results perspective -- few companies, and no academic researchers that I am aware of -- had both the amount of data and the technical talent required to process it in order to test and refine recommendation systems based on transactional information.

        My work in this area became Amazon's "customers who shopped for X also shopped for Y feature." Greg Linden, the first name on this patent, is now doing interesting recommendation work with his site Findory [findory.com].

        --Pat / zippy@cs.brandeis.edu / blog [blogspot.com] / pics [flickr.com].

        • by symbolic ( 11752 ) on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @02:27AM (#12939294)

          "Would you like fries with that?"
    • The key word in the term "prior art" is prior. Amazon has claimed that they were the first to implement this system. There is an easy way [archive.org] to prove them wrong.
  • by jmp_nyc ( 895404 ) * on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:19PM (#12938030)
    You walk into your neighborhood shop. The proprietor knows you and your purchasing history. Upon seeing you, you're greeted with a suggestion of things you might want to purchase based on your previous purchases and the buying patterns of other regular customers with similar preferences. This has been going on more or less since the creation of a currency based purchasing system. All Amazon did was create an algorithm to automate the process.

    The problem is that the algorithm is obvious to anyone who understands the process, and the process is too well known to be subject to a patent. (Even so, that patent would have expired sometime well before the USPTO was created.)

    I suppose if Amazon can't put well run stores out of business by taking all their customers away, they can patent the concept of good retail instead...
    -JMP

    • All Amazon did was create an algorithm to automate the process.

      Why damn "automation" as if it were nothing? All Henry Ford did was automate the construction of automobiles. All James Watt did was automate the production of power.

      • Because the process is the same whether a computer or a person does it. If everyone is buying Gucci shoes, and you tell a customer that Gucci shoes are popular, why is involving a computer in the process "novel" when the process is exactly the same? Gucci_counter++; if Gucci_counter>popularity_threshhold then say "Gucci is popular, buy now!"

        If the computer did something DIFFERENT then clearly something novel would be taking place. But because everyone who buys a PSP later buys a memory stick, you tel
        • I'm not necessarily saying this patent is valid. What I am saying is that the fact that a computer automates a task can be very ground-breaking. Not necessarily this patent. But didn't VisiCalc "merely" automate something that accounts did for a long time. Doesn't a spell checker "merely" automate something that people do anyway? When a computer copies a file from one disk to another, isn't it "merely" doing something that could be done by hand? When you use Photoshop to brighten a picture aren't you "merel
      • Did Henry Ford or James Watt patent their ideas, which, even today, are far more innovative than one-click or customer history?
    • The guy at my neighborhood hardware store knows more about my buying habits that I do. In fact, when I needed some shingles to patch around a skylight, he knew (before I told him "Uh, brown?") which shingles I needed. He had kept some from my last order, 5 years ago, just in case I ever needed some.

      He also knows that if I look at sandpaper, I may need some other sandpaper or mineral spirits or screws or glue or something else. He knows what "something else" is by seeing what I've looked at on my trip th
    • Yeah! And a fax machine is just an envelope that goes through the telephone!
  • Simple.. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by pair-a-noyd ( 594371 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:20PM (#12938038)
    "When will this stupidity end?"

    Never..
  • by CommunistTroll ( 544327 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:26PM (#12938080) Homepage

    When you realise that democracy is just a veneer over a system where big business writes the rules and calls the shots.

    When this knowledge makes you get out of your complacent "everything for the best in this, the best of all possible worlds" attitude and makes you start organising.

    When the revolution comes.

    • by Anonymous Coward
      Wow, "Communist Troll" got modded up. Somebody's drinking the Stalin Kool-Aid too hard today...
    • I don't think it is democracy, I think it is the US system. Old george and his good old boys were not looking for a democracy, they just did not want to pay taxes anymore. It was cutting too much into thier profits, and impacting thier ability to be the royalty of the new world.

      You see, the colonists hated the royalty because they were money without work, and the royalty hated the coonist because they had money buy no culture. The colonist for some reason thought that money made them equal.

      So Even t

  • by blcamp ( 211756 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:27PM (#12938082) Homepage

    I claim ownership and patent to the entire process of human indigation of all ridiculous patents that are OBVIOUSLY based on prior fscking art.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:28PM (#12938095)
    Patents are usually discussed in the context of someone "stealing" an idea from the long suffering lone inventor that devoted his life to creating this one brilliant idea, blah blah blah.

    But in the majority of cases in software, patents effect independent invention. Get a dozen sharp programmers together, give them all a hard problem to work on, and a bunch of them will come up with solutions that would probably be patentable, and be similar enough that the first programmer to file the patent could sue the others for patent infringement.

    Why should society reward that? What benefit does it bring? It doesn't help bring more, better, or cheaper products to market. Those all come from competition, not arbitrary monopolies. The programmer that filed the patent didn't work any harder because a patent might be available, solving the problem was his job and he had to do it anyway. Getting a patent is uncorrelated to any positive attributes, and just serves to allow either money or wasted effort to be extorted from generally unsuspecting and innocent people or companies.

    Yes, it is a legal tool that may help you against your competitors, but I'll have no part of it. Its basically mugging someone.

    - JC
    • by SquarePants ( 580774 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @11:02PM (#12938321)

      Get a dozen sharp programmers together, give them all a hard problem to work on, and a bunch of them will come up with solutions that would probably be patentable, and be similar enough that the first programmer to file the patent could sue the others for patent infringement.


      Using your scenario,any solution at which a bunch of programmers could independently arrive would, under most circumstances, be "obvious" and therefore not patentable. The problem is not the patent laws, it is the implementation.

      There aren't sufficient examiners skilled in the art of software programming to determine in most cases when something is obvious. Those examiners who are skilled are overwhelmed and can only do a very cursory job of searching in the time alloted to examine every application. Most of the time, the only search done is of patent prior art which in the field of software is sparse.

      As much as I hate saying this, this is one of those problems that does require money being thrown at it in order to solve. We need to hire more and better examiners. We need to pay the skilled examiners better to retain them.

      That is not to say that the USPTO does not have other problems. But lack of funding is certainly one of the biggest. Of course, the reason for this is that nobody in aposition to do something about this really has any incentive to do so.
  • Duh (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Linus Torvaalds ( 876626 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:30PM (#12938101)

    When will this stupidity end?

    When you manage to coerce your elected representatives into.. I dunno... representing you?

  • A patent on something that almost everyone who has ever written a website marketing anything already does.
  • hmmm..... (Score:2, Funny)

    by God'sDuck ( 837829 )
    y'know, if they're asleep at the wheel anyway, it may at last be time to submit patent proposal #7,545,763: A system in which a central authority examines claims by inventors, selects which ones are original, and then protects said inventors from others copying their artifice.
  • It may seem stupid (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Parham ( 892904 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:37PM (#12938152)
    It may seem stupid from a programmer's point of view. This is technology that several people currently use, and it's someone a half-decent programmer can easily implement.

    However, look at it from Amazon's point of view. They're trying to make their business as unique as possible, and if it takes a few of these patents for them to keep their edge over their competitors, why not?

    A lot of school's don't teach this side of technology to their students. Sure we learn how to implement ideas, but rarely do we realize that something we've developed can be patented and protected. I'm not defending them or anything, but just giving their point of view. They're smart for doing it, but it's damn annoying that we have to put up with it.
    • They're smart for doing it, but it's damn annoying that we have to put up with it.

      Fair enough. The morons working at the USPTO are just as much at fault. But they will lose some customers over this kind of nonsense. I for one will avoid buying from them whenever possible. The one-click patent was bad enough, but these rat bastards were just getting started. I've had enough. They are not the only site for books, music, and movies. I'd like to see a geek boycott of Amazon. Hopefully a more effective one tha
    • However, look at it from Amazon's point of view. They're trying to make their business as unique as possible, and if it takes a few of these patents for them to keep their edge over their competitors, why not?

      Exactly. The patent system is an absurd one, but also, it IS the environment we live in. Expecting Amazon to do "the right thing" by not filing absurd patents when everyone else is doing so is simply not reasonable. If anything, their filing of absurd patents is a good thing - once the absudity reach

  • by MushMouth ( 5650 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:42PM (#12938188) Homepage
    A. One, against BN.com

    why doesn't slashdot print a story for every google or transmeta or ... software patent?
    • Thank you!!

      Thank you!!

      Thank you!!

      Someone gets it! It apparently hasn't become very clear to people that getting a patent affords you very little benefit. The patent is only worth something if it can be used to protect an idea. And even further, that only applies when the company is even interested in using it.

  • by PDMongo ( 225918 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:44PM (#12938194) Journal
    I would think that once patent lawyers stop making more money than the patent holders, both on creating and defending/enforcing unreasonable patents, these types of scenarios would be greatly diminished.
  • I bought "Vanishing Point" when it first came out in DVD. Bought it on Amazon since I had them email me to let me know when it came out. Vanishing Point is a movie from the 70's that has Barry Newman as a damaged soul -a spiritually and mentally drained man driving a souped up car in 24 hours from Denver to San Francisco breaking all the speed laws along the way until he has every police car and helicopter on his tail. They can't catch him as he pops uppers and has flash backs to the turning points in his l
  • Corporate Takeover (Score:4, Insightful)

    by boot1780 ( 807085 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @10:54PM (#12938262)
    When will the stupidity end?

    When the corporate takeover of the government ends. The USPTO is acting in the interest of the technology industry, not the public. Same with the FDA [fda.gov]. The FDA sees pharmaceutical companies as clients -- it doesn't even know it's supposed to be a regulatory agency. OSHA [osha.gov] is basically asleep. Until public campaigns are financed by public dollars [publicampaign.org], the situation will only get worse.

  • by viva_fourier ( 232973 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @11:10PM (#12938359) Journal
    Some patents filed are pretty general and can be summed up in a few words like "using customer viewing histories to generate recommendations." This particular patent, however, is not all that general and is actually very detailed, yet broad.

    It details not only the weighting system used to generate the recommendations (recently purchased + highly rated = higher weight), in the same category, but in other store areas as well. It weights differently based upon whether an item is placed in the cart, searched for, placed on the wish list, bid on in online auction(?), purchased as a gift, or merely favorably reviewed.

    So, Amazon is basically saving their customer's viewing/browsing tendencies as data. Now, they've patented the usage of this data to generate more sales. It seems like a good idea to me.
  • If lawyers were allowed only 5 court-recinded patent registrations, then were either prohibited from registration, or required to complete a lawschool recertification, the number of frivilous patents would drop precipitously. If the examiners were held liable for negligence when proven in a court challenge, that would also go a long way. And if patents required a working model or prototype, they'd be a lot less fuzzy, easier to reject. A lot more would go to the copyright office, or the shredder.
  • Is this the end of web usage mining? This patent really concerns me, as right now I'm in the midst of a university research project that deals with this very subject. There are lots of research papers out there right now that deal with creating recommendations based on user session history. What I really don't like is the apparent vagueness of the whole thing. There a lots of references to a "method" or the "invention" which seem very broad. There are literally hundreds of possible models and techniques tha
  • Ok. Ok. I agree and sympathize with outrageous patents, but sometimes it sure seems like /. just needs one of these 'Patents B Wicked" every week or so to stoke the fires.

    Point number one -- 1! the FIRST! Numero UNO! -- is this:

    A computer-implemented method of using online browsing activities of users to identify related products, comprising:

    So, then, why are so many people suggesting that Amazon has patented suggestive selling at the brick-and-mortar level?

    I get it! I see the parallels! But I think f
  • Wasn't Amazon actually the first to come up with this system? If not, head over to the internet archive [archive.org] and show us the prior art! Everything is obvious once someone has shown it to you.
  • Prior Art? (Score:5, Informative)

    by FlukeMeister ( 20692 ) on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @11:44PM (#12938584) Homepage
    I actually have a direct example of prior art that pre-dates this patent by over 2 years. Back in 1999, whilst working with Broadvision in both the UK and US, I was involved in a number of projects that implemented the exact method described in the patent.

    Getting this absurd patent overthrown would be absolute child's play for anyone familiar with mapping taxonomy systems to observation logging and user ratings, which were common practice for anyone using systems such as Broadvision back in the late 90s.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28, 2005 @11:54PM (#12938636)
    So, if Amazon files a stupid patent A, and then later files another stupid patent B, USPTO can recommend Amazon to file yet another stupid patent C.
  • New Idea (Score:3, Interesting)

    by MSTCrow5429 ( 642744 ) on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @12:30AM (#12938841)
    Those of us in the field, on the ground, so to speak, will decide whether the USPTO is on crack or not for a particular patent. We will ignore stupid patents approved by idiot government officials, and pay attention to the ones that make sense. This way, the industry can progress at an efficient pace, and we will send a message that the government doesn't own us.
  • by erveek ( 92896 ) on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @02:57AM (#12939430)
    this ridiculous patent, may we also suggest one-click shopping?
  • by t_allardyce ( 48447 ) on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @03:33AM (#12939580) Journal
    If a method/action has been used in real life for hundreds of years then you are free to patent that method/action in the context of computing with purely theoretical speculation. So for example:

    "A method of encoding information or data into structurally organised units, visually represented by a set of symbols which can be laid out to form a mentally recognisable concept. Such a method would is not limited to one set of symbols or organisational rules. Storage of encoded information can be achieved through the use of look-up tables to produce a short binary code for each symbol. In addition to the aforementioned method of symbol layout or 'text', the use of space between symbols will denote separation of symbol units henceforth known as 'words' and additional symbols to support the separation of related 'words' into logically coherent blocks or 'sentences'. Symbols or 'characters' will be given phonetic properties to aid audible transmission."

    I think you should all be aware that my patent passed this morning, please cease and desist.
  • by mindwhip ( 894744 ) on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @06:00AM (#12939959)
    Back at the dawn of the Industrial Revolution someone had patented driving machines with belts and wheels... or gears... or the ball bearing... or nuts and bolts... chances are we would still be walking everywhere and electricity would be someting crazy people created using jars of acid...
    The kind of obvious stuff that is being patented today is the equivilent of the nuts and bolts kind of stuff back then...
  • Prior art (Score:3, Funny)

    by Cyn ( 50070 ) <cyn.cyn@org> on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @09:59AM (#12940907) Homepage
    Go into any store (we'll use electronics as an example).

    Look at a small television.

    Look at some RCA cables.

    Watch as salespeople try to sell you a huge plasma tv and/or component cables.

    [ profit? ]
  • Prior art (Score:3, Funny)

    by jdavidb ( 449077 ) on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @09:59AM (#12940910) Homepage Journal

    It would seem that the entire field of machine learning is prior art...

  • Prior art? (Score:3, Funny)

    by Chadster ( 459808 ) * on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @10:41AM (#12941234)
    My meet-cute-girl-in-bookstore process...

    I am browsing in the bookstore. I see a really cute girl pick up a book that I have read. So I walk over and say, "If you like that book, I think you will like this one".
  • The good news (Score:3, Interesting)

    by bluGill ( 862 ) on Wednesday June 29, 2005 @10:48AM (#12941297)

    Fortunately this is a patent, not a copyright. It will expire in ~20 years. (I can never recall the rules, but it is 17-20 years depending on a bunch of factors) Most of us are likely to live that long. There is no long history of increasing the length of patent terms over time to keep things patented.

    Compare that to copyright. They will last longer than any of us have any hope of living. Everytime they are about to expire they increase the terms, so even things that are "close" to the end of their term are unlikely to get out in our lifetime.

    This might or might not be bogus, but at least it will expire and be used by everyone in 20 years.

For God's sake, stop researching for a while and begin to think!

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