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Etoy: It's Not Over Yet

Posted by jamie on Thu Dec 30, 1999 12:45 PM
from the top-of-the-ninth dept.
Yesterday, while the management of eToys was faxing, calling, and emailing the media to get its story out, its legal team had sent a very different message. You probably saw our pointer to the Wired story which claimed the toy company had "given up." No such luck. The story behind the scenes was a little different. Click for more.

It's one thing to drop a lawsuit. It's another to "move away" from it. According to Chris Truax, the lawyer for the Etoy art group, which version the media heard depended on what time they were in touch with the eToys management. The initial version, he claims, was that eToys was dropping the suit. A later version was that they were "backing away" from the suit. A third version reassured the press that a precondition specified in the legal document was never intended to be a demand - only a request.

To see how the coverage changed throughout Wednesday, see the first Wired story, then the NYT/CNET story, the Yahoo/TheStandard story, and then the second Wired story.

The problem was that eToys.legal was not working from the same playbook as eToys.PR. The precondition, clearly a showstopper, also calls into question whether the giant toy firm has a clue about what is really at stake.

That precondition was:

"to give good faith consideration, as our neighbor on the Internet, to concentrating the profanity, nudity and violence that is sometimes part of the etoy corporation message on etoy corporation's other websites."

Asking artists to censor their work, of course, flies like a lead wheelbarrow. At the same time the company spokesman was saying "our intent was never to silence free artistic expression," their legal team was doing precisely that. The entire short letter in which this request was made was focused on finding a resolution to the perceived problem of "profanity, nudity, and violence," and concluded by noting that co-existence was possible if "etoy corporation will respond favorably to this proposal."

The later Wired story quotes eToys management as putting this spin on it:

"This is a simple, straightforward, good-faith effort on our part to resolve this matter. We are asking that they make good-faith efforts to put some of the material that kids and parents might find offensive on another part of the site."

They can repeat the words "good faith" all they like, but that doesn't make this any less censorship. Imagine operating as an artist, knowing that for the rest of your tenure with the Etoy art group you must work very carefully not to put material inappropriate for children too close to your homepage. One use of the F-word already led to this lawsuit; how hair-trigger would the lawyers be the second time around? You'd want to tone down your message, lest you be accused of working in "bad faith."

But maybe this letter was just badly worded; perhaps there was a miscommunication somewhere between the PR and the legal departments.

Or, maybe this whole episode was a cynical attempt to calm down the activist community and get the story out of the public eye.

Think about what eToys is really saying. They have cost the art group a fair amount of money in legal bills and have shut down their website for (to date) a month. Now they say they want to walk away as long as Etoy does the same.

If someone came onto your property, stole your computer - and then a month later, after you'd spent thousands of dollars trying to get it back, offered to return it on the condition that you promised not to sue - would you be inclined to accept that condition?

How would you feel if they asked you to make a "good-faith effort" not to use your computer to write any "profanity"?

Chris Truax stopped short of saying whether Etoy would or would not continue their defensive countersuit if eToys' original suit were dropped, saying only "if the suit is dropped unilaterally, that's a very positive step." In my talks with him, he has seemed committed to finding a way to settle this matter without resorting to a knock-down, drag-out court battle, and he has said he'd like to help eToys management to educate themselves about being good netizens.

But he also pointed out several times that "the devil is in the details." And, of course, he's right. This whole mess won't be over until it's over.

It's a shame that the courts are still seeing issues like these at the end of 1999; those in positions of power should have learned about being good netizens by now. Etoy's story isn't all that unusual. While the art group has been under fire, there have been simultaneous attacks on the scholarly arts organization Leonardo and a computer club which happens to share the same initials as the BBC. Stay tuned.

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  • Ankles! (Score:3)

    by SEWilco (27983) on Thursday December 30 1999, @07:54AM (#1432039) Homepage Journal
    That web site had a lady's ankle visible! Horrors!
  • by SLOfuse (68448) on Thursday December 30 1999, @07:57AM (#1432040)
    Even if etoy.com was a hard core porn site, etoys should have no moral or legal rights to do what they did. etoy.com is not bound by US laws. At most, US authorities might someday take it upon themselves selectively ban "incoming" material thru filtering techniques etc (which in itself would be a horrendous state of affairs), but there is no justification for suspending registration of the etoy.com domain. THEY HAVE NO FUCKING JURISDICTION. (Now slashdot will have to shut down for offensive language.)
  • Sure Etoys by brunes69 (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @07:59AM
  • Push this case! (Score:3)

    by scumdamn (82357) on Thursday December 30 1999, @08:00AM (#1432042)
    Etoy is in a position of strength. eToys' trademark application was overturned, Etoy was there first, eToys is backing down, it's time to fight the hell out of this in many ways. This should go to court, and eToys will almost definitely lose. Then Etoy could proceed with their lawsuit and have eToys by the short hairs. Imagine the dive Etoys' stock would take then. Etoy needs to fight this one to the extent possible. Many good things could come of it. Other corporations may reconsider bullying the little guys, a precedent just might be set, and Etoys would learn that they can't throw their little weight.com around just becaused they've IPO'd.
  • Counter-suit? by hogwaller (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:00AM
  • Should have realized this would happen... by Diamond Slicer (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:02AM
  • Make a stand by 17028 (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:03AM
  • Ridiculous! by Spirilis (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:03AM
  • This just makes me even more pissed off by stimuli (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:06AM
  • Does the right arm know what the left arm is doing by haus (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:07AM
  • The root of this whole mess are the facts that EToys has money, NSI has control over DNS, and the US justice system has more than its reasonable share of ignorant jurisdiction over the Internet. It's a fact that if Etoy's and EToys' positions were reversed, that EToys' domain name would not have been impounded. This needs to be publicized outside of regular Internet news outlets to inform the public of yet another area of activity where money and influence yields undeserved/unnecessary/unethical power.
  • by bons (119581) on Thursday December 30 1999, @08:08AM (#1432051) Homepage Journal
    What remains of ETOY [146.228.204.72]
    Protest.net's overview of this mess [protest.net]
    RTMarks's etoy page [rtmark.com]
    ETOYS stock value [altavista.com] in the past month accoring to Alta Vista
    A better stock picture [yahoo.com] from yahoo.

    At this rate, ETOYS will be worthless soon enough. How low does it have to fall before it simply ceases to exist in it's current form? In this age of internet stocks being so highly valued how can ETOYS not realize the damage this has caused them? How can they be so blind?

    Perhaps they have forgotten that we talk to each other. Perhaps they have forgotten that we can hear all sides of the stories. perhaps they have forgotten that we could have been their market and their investors had they not done this.

    Perhaps they're just blind.

  • EToys still sucks? Surprise!!! by swordgeek (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:08AM
  • Re:Push this case! by 17028 (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:08AM
  • by reptilian (75755) on Thursday December 30 1999, @08:09AM (#1432054)
    The US didn't shut down the site, NSI did. They *do* have jurisdiction, as they're the ones that handle domain names. They didn't shut down the site completely, just supended the domain name. I'm not sure of the legal implications of this - it's an american company, under US jurisdiction, so I would assume that the US courts *do* have jurisdiction over .com/net/org TLDs, regardless of the geographical location of the site. If I were them, and I ever got the name back, I'd switch to a provider in another country ASAP.

    Man's unique agony as a species consists in his perpetual conflict between the desire to stand out and the need to blend in.

  • Re:Ankles! by Pope (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:13AM
  • Whats wrong with these people by jormurgandr (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:14AM
  • Hmmm. by Trifthen (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:14AM
  • Countersuit (Score:3)

    by netpuppy (77874) on Thursday December 30 1999, @08:15AM (#1432058) Homepage
    How about a countersuit claiming product recognition problems and trademark dilution? If the domain name was there first, and the trademark status favors etoy, they should just go for the jugular and bring down etoys.com altogether.

  • by jd (1658) <[imipak] [at] [yahoo.com]> on Thursday December 30 1999, @08:16AM (#1432059) Homepage Journal
    Don't pretend that every side has been heard in full. Even on Slashdot. That's not to say there's editorial bias here - I don't believe there is - but, rather, that there's a limited amount of space and an unlimited number of opinions amongst the different sides. Something clearly won't fit.

    IF eToys argument is "hey, do what you like, but can you keep the stuff that's age-inappropriate off the public pages", then I don't see the problem. Anyone capable of setting up a web page is more than capable of setting up an .htaccess file, and anyone capable of thought is capable of deciding if something is "age-inappropriate".

    That's not censorship, as it doesn't tell anyone what they can do or say, it merely says "uh - can everyone agree to be mature about this?" I don't see anything the matter with that. It doesn't hurt to use your noggin.

    But that's a BIG "if", and the implication of the article was that their legal department didn't necessarily think the same way.

    If the eToys argument is that "you show what we say, and nothing more", then they deserve to be forced to eat Haggis, Black Pudding and mushy peas, with HP sauce. On National Television. Without throwing up. Even after being told what goes in them.

    I don't agree with censorship, but I don't have any problem with two web sites trying to find some kind of common ground so that they can talk this over like human beings.

  • damn pr stunts... (Score:3)

    by Deluge (94014) on Thursday December 30 1999, @08:16AM (#1432060)
    Off ZDNet (but of course)

    ETOYS DROPS SUIT AGAINST ARTISTS. Public outcry led toy site to abandon action against artists using eToy.com.

    Uh huh... "dropped" the lawsuit eh? Ya don't say. I wonder how much this "ad space" cost Etoys? :)

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  • official notice by bmabray (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:18AM
  • Re:damn pr stunts... by fishbowl (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:22AM
  • 3rd? really? by slashdot-terminal (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:22AM
  • What if Etoys lost their domain? by ywl (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:23AM
  • Re:Even if Etoy wasn't art by SLOfuse (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:25AM
  • The Awful Truth/Michael Moore by foeclan (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:26AM
  • Re:required additional viewing: by Magus311X (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:26AM
  • What they should have done was have a message. by slashdot-terminal (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:28AM
  • Re:Even if Etoy wasn't art by Shotgun (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:28AM
  • Told ya. by In-Doge (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:29AM
  • Etoys, Etoy, E-toy. Conniving Trickery. by Marasmus (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:30AM
  • Re:Whats wrong with these people by EricWright (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:31AM
  • Well NSI has been deregulated by slashdot-terminal (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:33AM
  • by MAXOMENOS (9802) <maxomai.gmail@com> on Thursday December 30 1999, @08:33AM (#1432075) Homepage

    eToys apparently still doesn't get it. Internet was never meant to be a shopping mall. Yes, commerce can succeed in this medium, but that does not neccesarily make this a shopping mall.

    Internet is a neighborhood. This means that there's a great variety of resources here. Sure, there's stores, and some of them make a lot of money. There are also gathering places, theatres (some of them pretty bleeding-edge, like etoy), workshops, and homes. This neighborhood has been here, and has grown, long before eToys ever came on the scene. Now, eToys is saying, "We want this neighborhood to become a shopping mall." And they'll tear down the whole damn neighborhood to do it.

    Ultimately what these companies want is not a bazaar, not a whole new world, not a new medium of communication; but a virtual suburb. Where everything is clean (or else), there are no angry people, no controversial opinions or expressions, and everyone is free, so long as what they want to do is make money. A virtual suburb that is safe for sheltered suburban children raised in good Mayburyish homes, where they can learn that Internet is safe, inoffensive, secure, protected. A virtual suburb where you don't find anything that might even vaguely disturb you. Where the music is soothing, the pictures are pretty, and you can make your dreams come true by entering your credit card number and expiration date. Don't worry, that information, along with all your other information, won't be handed off to anyone who might hurt you (just to other people who want to sell to you).

    There's just one problem. Even if they get their way, it's all pure bullshit. Internet is not secure, will never be secure. Real life is full of controversey, different ideas, and shocking truths. If they get shoved off of Internet, they'll just move to another network, albeit perhaps a more exclusive one (think back to the BBS days). Moreover, the information you hand out is not safe. The difference is, today, if it's not safe, you'll find out quickly. Tomorrow, if it's not safe, you may never find out. Not unless you're on one of those BBS'es. Or unless it's already too late.

    It doesn't have to turn out this way. We can win this fight. We're smart enough; together, we're rich enough; and we have enough to lose to keep us motivated in this fight.

    As a note, I noticed today that eToys stock is at a 52-week low. Maybe it's time eToys figured out a new strategy?

  • The other side of the coin... by fingal (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:34AM
  • Possible Simple Solution by YuppieScum (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:36AM
  • Why would a geek buy from them? by slashdot-terminal (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:37AM
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by SLOfuse (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:37AM
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by BlackHawk (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:40AM
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by gorilla (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:41AM
  • by MAXOMENOS (9802) <maxomai.gmail@com> on Thursday December 30 1999, @08:41AM (#1432082) Homepage

    Speaking frankly, and keep in mind I'm not a securities trader or a financial analyst or a lawyer or whatever...for a long time, eToys was worth more than Mattel and Hasbro combined. That's the two largest toy makers in the US. As of today, eToys is worth less than either Mattel or Hasbro, even if only by a little. This makes more sense. eToys's income is far, far less than that of either company, and eToys is less established. If you ask me, this is probably just a correction, and a much-needed one.

    It's true that their stock is almost at a 52-week low. But this doesn't necessarily mean that they're mishandling the business. I would be very surprised if investors started suing them over this.

  • Anatomically correct dolls. by An0nymousC0ward (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:42AM
  • Re:What they should have done was have a message. by FreeUser (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:42AM
  • by netpuppy (77874) on Thursday December 30 1999, @08:42AM (#1432085) Homepage
    "I don't agree with censorship, but I don't have any problem with two web sites trying to find some kind of common ground so that they can talk this over like human beings."

    Talking things over like human beings doesn't include suing for and recieving an injunction against someone's livelihood, shutting them down, going so far as to remove their email access, and then sending a preliminary olive branch after your biggest retail season is over. I don't think etoys should be treated with any respect at this point, nor should they be able to mandate any terms of surrender. If justice were to be served, they would be shut down themselves for a month, just to even the score.



  • Re:Well NSI has been deregulated by FreeUser (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:43AM
  • This tells me a few things, by PenguinX (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:44AM
  • Re:Why would a geek buy from them? by tm2b (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:44AM
  • Re:Well NSI has been deregulated by Cygnus v1 (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:45AM
  • Uhh that dosn't make any sense. by slashdot-terminal (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:45AM
  • someone moderate this boob into oblivion, please. by netwiz (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:45AM
  • by Frank Sullivan (2391) on Thursday December 30 1999, @08:46AM (#1432094) Homepage
    And when i wrote my protest mail to eToys.com, that's exactly what i told them... i am a parent of five year old twins, our family is well within the top 10% income bracket, and we regularly purchase goods online. And if they want a share of the hundreds of dollars a year i spend on toys, they need to drop their complaints against etoy.

    Which reminds me... i should send them another letter telling them that i won't be satisfied until they have unilaterally and unconditionally dropped everything against etoy.
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    120
    chars is barely sufficient
  • Etoys is a registered trademark? by Dr. Evil (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:46AM
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by jd (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:47AM
  • Re:Sure Etoys by Signal 11 (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:49AM
  • by LeviLevi (114307) on Thursday December 30 1999, @08:49AM (#1432101)

    Please don't take this personally, but I believe it is exactly the kind of attitude potrayed in this post that allows the erosion of democracy and freedom to occur around events like this eToys vs. etoy business.

    Of course /. has editorial bias. /. is, in theory, run by humans. Humans have biases. /. puts a lot of effort into and does a very good job at keeping editorial bias to a minimum. I believe that's why it has the level of community participation it does.

    Why is it that we "don't hear all sides of the story" when (American) business or financial interests are threatened? Do you think we've heard "all sides of the story" surrounding the probable intentional bombing of of the Chinese embassy during the Kosovo conflict? Have we heard all sides of the story regarding the brutal police suppression of non-violent activists in Seattle recently? (Yes, I realize that there were some violent protestors as well. But also keep in mind that there are many eyewitness accounts of 'plant' activity. i.e. people purposefully trying to agitate the crowd and handcuffing them with plastic handcuffs when they join in.)

    It seems that when the equity income of pampered knowledge workers is in question, we "haven't heard all sides of the story". When we have undisputed facts regarding an attack on democracy and freedom, it's irrelevant.

    There are a couple of undisputed facts here:

    1. etoy was here first
    2. eToys extremely arrogant legal behavior toward etoy.

    Even assuming that eToy's argument is what you claim it is, do you honestly believe they have the right to that argument? I certainly don't. It would be an extremely slippery slope to allow corporation to police network content around their "domain neighborhoods".

    I also think we should be extremely wary of your assumption that "age-appropriateness" is a good thing. It has been proven time and again in other mediums that conrtols on information for the perceived benefit of the "innocent" are no subsitute for a supportive community. Look at the populatiry of (shudder) Christianity. To beg "the system" for controls on information to protect our progeny is shrugging off parental responsibility to an outside agency. We should be addressing the problems and concerns that are preventing parents from developing supportive communities in their homes (i.e. insane work hours, the engineering of materialistic market-mania in youth (Pokemon, etc.), etc.) rather than abdicating our responsibility to someone or something else and then bitching when it is ineffective.

  • Re:The Awful Truth/Michael Moore by Powers (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:49AM
  • Well I guess you really like legos then. by slashdot-terminal (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:50AM
  • Our Neighbor on the Internet by Ernest_Miller (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:52AM
  • Re:Why would a geek buy from them? by FreeUser (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:54AM
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:59AM
  • by FreeUser (11483) on Thursday December 30 1999, @09:04AM (#1432112) Homepage
    Please consider demanding a public apology to Etoys as well. It is important that they be held accountable for what they've done and not just be able to slink anonymously away, only to come back and do something equally reprehensible another day.

    I am making my position to them (politely)clear in another window as I type this.
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by SLOfuse (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:04AM
  • by Skapare (16644) on Thursday December 30 1999, @09:05AM (#1432115) Homepage
    I remember a childhood story about a duck giving a snake a ride across the river in exchange for the snake agreeing not to bite the duck. Once on the other side the snake bites the duck and the duck in his dying breath asks why and the snake replies, because that is that nature of being a snake.

    Now we turn to big corporations and small organizations. Same story.
  • proof reading by FreeUser (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:06AM
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by jd (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:07AM
  • Re:The issue has changed, who's side are you on no by Ernest_Miller (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:08AM
  • Re:Why would a geek buy from them? by Rhombus (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:11AM
  • Re:Why would a geek buy from them? by swordgeek (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:12AM
  • Legal defense fund? by Neural666 (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:13AM
  • eToys death watch? (Score:3)

    by Travoltus (110240) on Thursday December 30 1999, @09:18AM (#1432127) Journal

    According to eToys' [yahoo.com] stock history, they've dropped from almost $80/share to ~$25.50/share.

    Does anyone have a really credible analysis on this? I found some ideas over at the Red Herring [redherring.com]. Toys R Us is down to $14.13, $10 off its yearly high. The entire online toy purchasing industry is suffering from a lack of confidence, resulting (reportedly) from their inability to fill toy orders on time.

    While customers of other toy makers (Toys R Us) and KBKids professed (at a rate exceeding 40%) they wouldn't shop there again, the rate of terminal dissatisfaction with eToys is 12%.

    My prediction is that eToys' stock will rebound. The eToys death watch will be an excruciatingly slow event and will suffer quite an ugly setback as eToys (in my non-investor prediction) gets out of the hospital bed around early Spring, the time by which eToys will most likely have gotten their butts in gear with regards to meeting customer orders. They will either have more efficient fulfillment techniques, or customers will buy earlier, but in either case this major depressant upon their stock value will be lifted away by April.

    So is there cause for despair? Yes and no. Surely we cannot avoid eating a few crow feathers here and there when eToys' stock rebounds. But the way to keep the whole crow from being stuffed down, i.e. the way to keep their stock from rebounding too far, and perhaps even drag it down to sub-$20 levels, is rather clear.
    1) If you know of any online artist groups, inform them about the eToy vs eToys issue. The artist community does not suffer this crap very easily.
    2) If you know of any non-online artist groups of any sort - stores, galleries, you name it - let them know, also.

    There is the more drastic and difficult theory, also:
    3) Gather donations and fund an ad in USA Today, documenting the tragedy of eToys' attack on etoy.com. Express it as an attack on artistic free expression by means fraudulent legal tactics (false patent claims, etc.), under an atmosphere of judicial ignorance favoring the biggest-mouthed, deepest-pocketed lawyers. Call for a boycott on eToys.com.

    You have to find ways to create massive tides of bad press for eToys - this and this alone will create a major dampener on their stock value. This should start right now, while their stock is down, so as to depress the upcoming rebound as eToys prepares a mission plan to prevent their previous customer fulfillment failures from happening again.

    Now I've checked USA Today for their information on the costs of a full page ad [usatoday.com], and the rates are almost $11,000 for a 1/16 page ad, up to $81K for a full pager. It ain't cheap. Of course the bigger the ad the more people are going to notice it, but I think even at 1/16th page it is still going to cause major press, and grab the attention of a lot of people.

    What do y'all think?
  • I get it now. by z84976 (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:18AM
  • Re:What they should have done was have a message. by billybob jr (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:18AM
  • Re:The Awful Truth/Michael Moore by Riktov (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:19AM
  • by tpck (66866) on Thursday December 30 1999, @09:20AM (#1432131)
    Ahem.

    We represent the interests of CrashDot.org Inc. & Co. It has come to our attention that your site, slashdot.org, may be willfully infringing upon our trademark(s) and intentionally misleading the public.

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  • Re:Anatomically correct dolls. by Rhombus (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:22AM
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by Phillip Birmingham (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:24AM
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by iCEBaLM (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:25AM
  • Re:Who Are eToys Lawyers? by Ernest_Miller (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:26AM
  • How to Peacably Kick Etoys' Ass by Sir_Winston (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:26AM
  • They should have called it etoy.ch by cyberdonny (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:26AM
  • Re:The issue has changed, who's side are you on no by nojomofo (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:29AM
  • What about other e-sites? by vw_bob (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:31AM
  • African-American? (OT, was: Anatomically correct) by Riktov (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:33AM
  • due dilligence (Score:3)

    by jetson123 (13128) on Thursday December 30 1999, @09:35AM (#1432142)
    Internet companies pick names all the time, and most of them try to make sure that there are no objectionable, pre-existing, confusable names.

    Many Internet companies, in fact, buy confusable domains outright. eToys should have tried to acquire the etoy.com domain name before they got started.

    Either eToys didn't do their homework, or they decided early on that they didn't care about the confusability issue. Either way, it's the responsibility of eToys, not etoy.com, no matter what etoy.com content is.

    Besides, the etoy.com content doesn't seem "adult" by European standards. Why should US hangups and prudishness dictate what the rest of the world can see on the Internet?

  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by iCEBaLM (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:37AM
  • Someone take off their blinkers... by Fross (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:41AM
  • On the Bright side... by darkone (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:43AM
  • Re:Uhh that dosn't make any sense. by EricWright (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:44AM
  • "Full story" aside, the basic facts are simple. by unquiet (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:45AM
  • Re:required additional viewing: by Ashen (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:47AM
  • Look in the mirror eToys by sarchasm (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:48AM
  • Re:Ridiculous! by staticdragon (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @09:52AM
  • by Jamie Zawinski (775) <jwz@jwz.org> on Thursday December 30 1999, @09:54AM (#1432153) Homepage
    Don't pretend that every side has been heard in full. Even on Slashdot. That's not to say there's editorial bias here - I don't believe there is - but, rather, that there's a limited amount of space and an unlimited number of opinions amongst the different sides.

    No editorial bias on Slashdot? Excuse me? This is one of the most biased ``news'' outlets you'll ever see!

    And that's fine.

    People, even people who write for the news, should have opinions. That's their job. If their job was ``just the facts'' then we might as well all just read press releases instead.

    This notion of ``journalistic neutrality'' was invented by the wire services late last century in order to be able to sell their stories to both Democratic and Republican papers. They found that stories that didn't express opinions were saleable to a wider market, and so if they kept up the charade that both sides of an argument had merit, they made more money.

    Sometimes both sides of an argument don't have merit. Some times one side is just wrong. Analysis of current events is the most important part of journalism, and yet today people treat it like it's a bug rather than a feature.

    Getting the facts right is an important part of journalism, but so is spelling. Explaining what the facts mean is the most important part, and that usually can't be done without expressing an opinion. (Opinions being what is pejoratively refered to as ``bias'' by people who hold opposing opinions.)

  • Re:Well NSI has been deregulated by Paranoid Diatribe (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:02AM
  • An Open Letter to the Etoys Management by headlemur (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:04AM
  • Remove etoys.com from the net by garvon (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:09AM
  • Re:Even if Etoy wasn't art by Trailer Trash (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:13AM
  • Contact Info by aprentic (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:18AM
  • It's not about censorship (technically) by Raunchola (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:22AM
  • Re:eToys death watch? by vitaflo (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:25AM
  • Making it Public by Kwil (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:31AM
  • Re:eToys death watch? by festers (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:47AM
  • Re:Someone take off their blinkers... by Mija Cat (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:47AM
  • what about a content rating system? by m4xwell (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:49AM
  • Big boys... by mikedotd (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:54AM
  • Re:Even if Etoy wasn't art by Zemran (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:56AM
  • Re:Technically this is not censorship by ehetzner (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @10:58AM
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by Stu_28 (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @11:11AM
  • Making examples, being subtle. by Ceren (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @11:19AM
  • But should eToys be the ones to legislate on this by Zemran (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @11:20AM
  • Re:Trademark by scumdamn (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @11:24AM
  • Re:Why would a geek buy from them? by Jburkholder (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @11:26AM
  • How to respond to the other side of the coin... by TMB (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @11:27AM
  • Real World Solutions by werdna (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @11:28AM
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by sjames (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @11:32AM
  • I can see the headlines! by Loath (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @11:36AM
  • Re:Well NSI has been deregulated by fishbowl (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @11:39AM
  • by bons (119581) on Thursday December 30 1999, @12:01PM (#1432184) Homepage Journal
    This new story [wired.com] has some great lines from etoy.

    Apparently they're enjoying the situation and getting ready to launch an online game. There's a lot of really enjoyable things in this article. It brought a smile to my face to see the chaos that they have planned. A new web site, games, a music CD. I'm liking it!

  • Will E-Toys be punished? (If they lose...) by For me to poop (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @12:06PM
  • I have a (stupid) idea by Lord_Sloth (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @12:10PM
  • Re:Legal defense fund? by Mike A. (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @12:19PM
  • Re:What they should have done was have a message. by KarMann (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @12:25PM
  • What case? (Score:3)

    by Froomkin (18607) <froomkin&law,miami,edu> on Thursday December 30 1999, @12:37PM (#1432190) Homepage

    I'm sorry, but on what exactly is e-toys case based? I don't see it.

    There are four families of possible causes of action. From what I've read in the papers (I have NOT seen any of the actual court documents) none of them works:

    1. The Lanham Act. But etoys have to overcome insurmountable difficulties here. First, the etoy people were there first.
      1. Trademarks are not retroactive. If etoy was there first, they win under the Lanham Act.
      2. Second, the two groups are in different lines of business. So the likelihood of confusion is tiny.
      3. Third, the etoy people are arguably non-commercial; the Lanham Act only applies to commercial uses of a name.
    2. State and federal anti-dillution law.
      1. I don't know anything about Cal. state anti-dillution law (if any), so I'll pass on that.
      2. Federal anti-dillution law only appplies to commercial users. Same issue as above.
      3. To prevail under federal dilution law, etoy would have to prove that their mark was "famous". While not impossible, it is a stretch.
      4. 15 USC 1125 only protects a famous mark if the dilutive use "begins after the mark has become famous." That is clearly not the case here.
    3. The cybersquatting bill only applies if the alleged squatter was acting in bad faith. That is clearly not the case here.
    4. This is not a case where unfair competition law applies.

    I think the judge was wrong to grant the injunction. Some combination of talk about securities fraud, other bad things, the xmas rush, the home town advantage, judicial error, whatever, produced the injunction. I don't see how it could have survived an appeal. Or am I missing some fact somewhere? Anyone seen the actual court papers?

    To my eye it's no wonder etoys is trying to drop the case.


    A. Michael Froomkin [mailto],
    U. Miami School of Law,POB 248087
    Coral Gables, FL 33124,USA
  • Re:Countersuit by reflector (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @01:00PM
  • we're running out of stores... by hugg (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @01:10PM
  • Re:You say "editorial bias" like it's a bad thing by Dr. Klaw (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @01:10PM
  • BBC link is misleading by vanye (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @01:12PM
  • Re:Even if Etoy wasn't art by Pig Hogger (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @01:24PM
  • Re:Someone take off their blinkers... by Tim C (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @01:32PM
  • Re:Yep. by Tim C (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @01:37PM
  • FYI: Etoys contact via email. by M@T (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @01:38PM
  • Re:On the Bright side... by JohnL (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @02:59PM
  • Re:UK credit card system Y2K failure by Felinoid (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @05:43PM
  • A modest proposal to deal with eToys, Amazon,et al by ericr (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @05:48PM
  • Re:Why would a geek buy from them? by Robotech_Master (Score:2) Thursday December 30 1999, @05:59PM
  • yet annother Felinoid prospective by Felinoid (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @06:14PM
  • Re:official notice by Lurker (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @06:45PM
  • Re:It's not about censorship (technically) by chipwich (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @07:34PM
  • Re:How to respond to the other side of the coin... by fingal (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @07:55PM
  • Re:Well NSI has been deregulated by karmatrip (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @07:57PM
  • CyberTerrorism vs. Civil Disobedience by SkyLord108 (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:00PM
  • etoy paid eToys to sue them by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:05PM
  • Re:Even if Etoy wasn't art by michael path (Score:1) Thursday December 30 1999, @08:31PM
  • i told you before by serialk (Score:1) Friday December 31 1999, @02:13AM
  • Netiquette and Corporations by Code Archeologist (Score:1) Friday December 31 1999, @02:47AM
  • Indeed. by Chris Johnson (Score:2) Friday December 31 1999, @08:24AM
  • by bons (119581) on Friday December 31 1999, @04:43PM (#1432230) Homepage Journal
    TOYWAR [toywar.com], etoy's new site is up! See it to see why you should see it!
  • Re:UK credit card system Y2K failure by Felinoid (Score:1) Saturday January 01 2000, @02:13AM
  • Freedom of speech by The Toy Bandit (Score:1) Saturday January 01 2000, @07:40PM
  • Re:I'm sure we don't know the full story by guran (Score:1) Monday January 03 2000, @02:24AM
  • Re:The issue has changed, who's side are you on no by radja (Score:2) Monday January 03 2000, @04:26AM
  • The precondition has been satisfied all along! by mx80 (Score:1) Monday January 03 2000, @01:37PM
  • Re:Legal defense fund? by atomic brainslide (Score:1) Monday January 10 2000, @05:23PM
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