New US Computer Forensic Institute 131
Quincy writes "The DHS and Secret Service are setting up a new computer forensic institute in Alabama. Set to open in mid-2008, the new National Computer Forensic Institute will be able to train over 900 law enforcement officers per year. 'It will initially be staffed by 18 Secret Service agents and will feature classrooms, a forensic laboratory, an evidence vault, and server rooms. Courses will be offered in the investigation of electronic crimes, network intrusion investigation, and computer forensics... [T]he Secret Service says that it will help to bring judges and prosecutors up to speed as well.'" Maybe over time we'll see fewer botches of justice like those in the news recently.
I wonder. (Score:3, Interesting)
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Well, that Marge from Accounting keeps on downloading that Bonzai Buddy. Something's gotta be done about it.
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Re:I wonder. (Score:5, Insightful)
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I meant any of:
1. Characterized by or acting with rigor: a rigorous program to restore physical fitness.
2. Full of rigors; harsh: a rigorous climate.
3. Rigidly accurate; precise.
The first two would be satisfied by a good political science program. Since you mentioned 'numbers' and objectivity, I'll say that you're making yourself sound like a huge idiot to the several thousand of us who know anything about
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Re:I wonder. (Score:4, Funny)
Officer, sweating, gulping, "Is that what I think it is?"
"That's right, and if this crate of mint condition, first edition gold-embossed Call of Cthulu sets were to disappear, I'm sure no one would mind too much, as these things tend to happen..."
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Probably Feds Only (Score:2)
Do you HAVE to be a law officer, or can anyone sign up?
I strongly suspect that you'll have to be a civil servant to go and train, but probably not an official law enforcement officer (LEO).
The federal government currently does this kind of training at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center (FLETC) [fletc.gov] in Glynco, Georgia. I was a federal employee working for an Office of Inspector General [wikipedia.org], and I went to FLETC for 2 weeks of digital forensics training [fletc.gov] in a classroom. I was NOT a sworn LEO (i.e. couldn't take oaths, arrest people, or serve subpoenas), just an
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You can make a citizen's arrest if you witness a misdemeanor or have reason to believe that someone has committed a felony.
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Yes, you open yourself up to liability. You still have the legal right to do it.
The former is true. You can't take them anywhere without their will. The latter, however, is not true, although it does come down t
So, they have computers in Alabama now? (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:So, they have computers in Alabama now? (Score:4, Funny)
On advanced technologies for converting between feet and meters, no doubt.
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I can't believe anyone would label the parent post "insightful". I'm thinking more along the lines of "troll" or "offtopic".
As others have mentioned, NASA is in the state... not to mention Honda and soon to be Hyndai.
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As someone who lives in Alabama...I resent that statement.
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Damned Yankees.... (Score:1)
In honor of... (Score:1)
Sounds like a near-impossible task (Score:4, Interesting)
Figuring out what happened in a computer system months after the fact is not easy. Most programmers have more than enough trouble figuring out what exactly happened in their own programs thirty seconds ago.
Still -- not to say it's a bad idea. You have to start somewhere...
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Particularly when the adversary is purposefully taking steps to obfuscate, overwrite, and otherwise render the previous system state unrecoverable.
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If only there were some sort of training program to teach people what to look for...
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The problem being, there's too much detail needed to be 100% (or even 98%) accurate. They can only teach "If X then Y" when the reality is "If X and A then B, C then Y".
I would hate for someone to get convicted for X when A, B, and C are missing.
PUMP AND DUMP (Score:1)
More of the same (Score:4, Insightful)
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1) Siezed as evidence, found innocent of charges
2) Siezed as evidence, found guilty of charges
3) Siezed as evidence, found innocent of sex-related charges
4) Siezed as evidence, found guilty of sex-related charges
I mean, it's not a box of pot. They can't easily take the pot out and return the box to you. Are they mandated to format the hard drive first? What about my diablo 2 single-player char!?!?
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You wouldn't get the box back anyway if they found illegal marijuana in it. The box would be evidence. You'd be unable to claim it after conviction because you'd be sitting in prison, and it would become unclaimed property and if it was nice it would go home with some cop.
Your computer, you will probably get back, because they've been getting more and more heat if they do something bad to your PC... as long as you
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That seems egregiously attractive for abuse, cop theft notwithstanding.
Step 1) Find crime (any will do)
Step 2) Involve object
Step 3) Profit? (or at least deny person of object)
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Dude, they've been seizing houses for years. Even rentals! Now that is seriously fucked up. Rent your house to a grower, whether you know it or not, and you can lose it. There's no collusion there. At least, not necessarily. So why should that even be possible?
The whole system is a fraud. The entire system is about abuse: abuse of the American people in order to make money for a select few corporations.
During the war it was HEMP FOR V
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Besides, you have to seize everything unless you've got some guarantee that there's no evidence concealed on a nerdstick, an iPod, or any of a kajillion things that store more data than a high end hard disk did fifteen years ago.
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Heh. That's a keeper. I've got three on my person at the moment. : )
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Gotta wonder... (Score:1)
Despite the backing of the DHS budget, they're gonna need every free piece of help they can get.
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I love it when ACs make suspiciously laudatory comments about a particular piece of commercial software. Makes the developer look bad, even if they aren't the ones posting.
PS, Helix is good enough for...
NW3C: Linux Forensics [nw3c.org]
SANS Track 508: System Forensics, Investigation and Response [giac.org]
Info
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Chain of evidence goes Disc Monkeys > Tech > Senior Tech
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Huh? (Score:2, Insightful)
Holy fsck! A full year from now? In a year computers will have changed enough to cause this to falter badly from the start! It will take only one worm of the right design, one change to hard drive technology, one of any
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I think you answered your own question.
The Secret Service is one of the oldest (1865) and (by no coincidence) most technically sophisticated of federal law enforcement agencies.
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Communications > computers involved in communications > profit !! (unless the FBI steals the show)
Secret Service, and being up to date (Score:2)
Computer forensics has not changed beyond recognition in the last year, probably won't in the next year, and in any event a lot of investigations will on Windows 98 machines and others that are more than a year old. There will have to be continuing education classes
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haha..no (Score:2)
How much ahve they changed in the last year? in the last 3? not much, and a faster processor doesn't matter here.
Of course, that's not the real issue, the real issue is determining how people use their computers.
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The other side (Score:5, Insightful)
The Secret Service says that it will help to bring judges and prosecutors up to speed as well.'"
What about defense attorneys?
You don't need one. (Score:2)
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But since the prosecutorial state is interested in prosecuting and sentencing as many people as possible for as long as possible, they have no incentive to actually DEFEND people... I guarantee the tone of these classes is "how to get more convictions".... where it should be "how to better determine the truth".
"How can we make an airtight case against the 15 year old who made a porno of his girlfriend?"
mmmmhmmm
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He's somehow special because he *chats* with the boys instead of looking at pictures of them. heh
In all seriousness, he was a creepy old man, but nothing i saw in his chats were anything even close to exploitative, or dangerous, except the fact that he was abusing his position as an elected official for personal gain (woooo big surprise).
Stew
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(People being people, it is probably harder to stir up public support for programs designed to produce better criminal defense lawyers.)
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I was told that if I ever work for the defense in a criminal trial I will be banned from the main professional organization the HTCIA (High Tech Crime Investigation Association).
I replied that doesn't make sense... in this country the accused are innocent until proven guilty, thus working for the defense is working for the innocent until proven otherwise. I said this rule and the attitude behind it assumes that everyone who has been accused is guilty. Doesn't i
People have no idea how to *really* erase a file (Score:3, Interesting)
Microsoft must be the biggest supporter of computer forensic investigators.
Even since DOS 1.0, Microsoft operating systems never really erase a file. Now, they use cache, temp files, and the recycling bin to make lots of copies too. And that's only on the unerased portion of the hard drive. Chances are there are more copies on the erased data sectors.
Most users who really want to erase a file from the file system have to erase about two or three copies (if they know where the copies are). Wiping a file only zaps the original, not the copies.
Those investigators have it too easy.
My wiping program is made by Craftsman Tools (claw or ball-peen configuration)
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I've told clients that using Windows is like being stalked by paparazzi.
Why would they? (Score:2)
If you want a secure deletion, well then install a
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Are you aware that paper shredders are very common in a business setting. For the same reason, business users, very much do want to wipe their data out. Forever - with no copies or hidden backups.
I can cite many cases (Google them yourself) of business data falling into the wrong hands because of the "undelete" or "unformat" commands that make "file > delete" in Windows a joke.
meager offerings (Score:2, Funny)
Alabama? (Score:2, Funny)
Am I the only one here who got a laugh out of this?
Redneck #1: (pokes computer with a stick) "dang, can't say ah evah seen one of dem der thangs b'for"
Reneck #2: (spits out chewing tobacco) "Well, ah dunno wut dat der thang is, but I rekon we oughta be shootin' it bout now"
Redneck #1: (opens beer from 6-pack holster on belt) "hmm, watchu say we take dis inta town here, and seeif summun'll know what it is?"
Reneck #2: "boy.. are you kiddin? We's the smart ones in dis he
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1) Well, you're definitely new in town, aren't you. Classical "you must be new here" bait.
2) You need to ease up a little. Everybody knows they have six-pack holsters as standard accessories in Alabama, your trying to deny it is no good. Next thing you'll be saying they have a computer forsenics lab over there, or something.
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1. Prejudice: "an irrational attitude of hostility directed against an individual, a group, a race, or their supposed characteristics." As demonstrated by your hilarious joke which directs hostility against Alabamians as beer-drunk redneck technophobes.
2. Ignorance: "lack of knowledge, education, or awareness." If I can't use the "joke" as an example twice, what about the lack of education evident in yo
law enforcement "bringing judges up to speed".... (Score:2)
isnt it always these people who are supporting the RIAA/MPAA/BSA/etc in open memos to congress and various other bodies.
I'd rather we "bring judges up to speed" by sending them to their local state u for a crash BA in computer science, where they will get "enough" of the theory they need to make judgments that are not incompetent, but without the bias from an organization which by its nature attracts inflexible authoritarians.
"A Visit From The F.B.I." (Score:1, Interesting)
Typical law enforcement mentality (Score:2)
{
if (criminal(this_player()))
this_player()->retribution();
if (oneofus(this_player()))
this_player()->rehabilitation();
}
We're all fucked. (Score:1, Informative)
Likewise, one should be incredibly frightened at the concept o
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My dad is a retired cop who now teaches academy classes on top of his new job. Granted we live in a somewhat rural county (2 cities of 25k, a few other smaller ones around), but he would actually get letters written to him praising his work and professionalism from people he gave a ticket
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Your response is like saying that because one person is good at their job that everyone is. Further, whether people write your father letters about what a great job he does
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I said there are always a few bad cops, but to say the majority are clueless really irks me. We aren't living in the times of Andy Griffith, most cops have college degrees now. At least in my area, competition is high for any open positions on one of the forces.
Sure what happened to you sucks, but you branded an entire segment of society based on one event. You wouldn't be too happy if I insulted what your dad did
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And what worries me is you get modded insightful for contributing nothing useful. Best way to karma whore is blame the man! (or microsoft)
Oh, and what worries me is that you might get modded insightful for contributing nothing useful. Best way to get people to coddle you or share your viewpoint is to say "my daddy is a cop" or "my mommy is a teacher" or "my brother is in the military". As if having a family member in any of those fields of employment somehow validates every statement you make regarding them and nullifies those of everyone else contradicting you.
Super Computers? (Score:4, Funny)
Cirriculum (Score:1)
The following are requirements to get your BoCF (Bachelors of Computer Familiatrity)
First Term: The Computer and You.
- You will learn the basics of which components contain any data. Certain peripherals are not useful when seeking evidence. After this course; you will be able to identify the CPU during searches and also learn which components commonly have fingerprints on them.
Second Term: Basic Computer Handling.
- You will learn the basics of how to "unplug" (don't be scared, the class come
Alabama? (Score:1)
Zoolander, anyone? (Score:2)
"There must be an on button somewhere? Did you press the apple thing?"
"Did you find the files?"
"I don't even know what they loo-- What do they look like?"
"They're in the computer."
"They're in the computer?"
"Yeah, they're definitely in there. I don't know how he labled them."
"I got it."
"You gotta figure it out. We're running out of time. You gotta find them and meet me at the show."
"Roger. In the computer. It's so simple."
"We got 30 years of files right here in this computer that are gonna bring you down!"
"Oh, no."
"Down! (He smashes the computer) Where did all the files go?"
Pros and Cons (Score:1)
On the negative side, law enforcement has a pretty bad case of tunnel vision when it comes to looking for crime. Store any p0rn on the server and they'll sniff it out like bloodhounds. Evidence that friends of the current administration might be moving assets illegally to Dubai. Sorry, we didn't notice that.
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If someone wanks to something that disgusts other people, they better damn well watch out because politicians and prosecutors make a living prosecuting you. Most of you are average middle class sorts and don't stand a snowball's chance in hell.
However, if someone launders hundreds of millions of dollars into overseas bank accounts, everyone secretly thinks "damn, I wish I was him, he's really lucky" and prosecutors think "crap, he can afford a dozen high priced lawyers.
It's the Secret Service, with DHS funding (Score:1)
Links
Secret Service press release [secretservice.gov] (PDF)
DHS copy of press release [dhs.gov] (HTML)
Followup to FCIC? (Score:2)
In the immortal words of Mr. T (Score:2)
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Although if you think about it... if there weren't lots of people to whom this sounds like a dream job, they wouldn't need the institute in the first place. Gotta wonder about the sort of people who sign up.
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troll
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Subtlety improves the quality of humor. So, yes, yours is more troll than funny.
Besides, banjo music is pretty funny in its own right.