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Apple Settles Creative Lawsuit for $100 Million

Posted by samzenpus on Wed Aug 23, 2006 08:28 PM
from the have-some-money dept.
E IS mC(Square) writes "CNet News reports that `Apple Computer and Creative Technology have agreed to settle their legal dispute over music player patents for $100 million, the companies announced Wednesday. The $100 million, to be paid by Apple, grants Apple a license to a Creative patent for the hierarchical user interface used in that company's Zen music players. The patent covers an interface that lets users navigate through a tree of expanding options, such as selecting an artist, then a particular album by that artist, then a specific song from that album. Creative filed for the patent on Jan. 5, 2001. Apple can get back some of the $100 million payment if Creative is able to secure licensing deals with other MP3 player manufacturers, said Steve Dowling, an Apple spokesman. "Creative is very fortunate to have been granted this early patent," Apple's CEO Steve Jobs said in a press release.`"
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  • In Space... (Score:2)

    by creimer (824291) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:30PM (#15966948)
    (http://www.creimer.ws/ | Last Journal: Friday January 26 2007, @12:40PM)
    Only a patent attorney can scream loud enough!
  • Doesnt it sound like... (Score:5, Funny)

    by NexFlamma (919608) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:32PM (#15966966)
    (http://realitybynex.blogspot.com/)
    ""Creative is very fortunate to have been granted this early patent," Apple's CEO Steve Jobs said in a press release.`"

    You can almost hear him whispering "motherfuckers!" under his breath after saying this.
  • OK then, $100mill question (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Kanasta (70274) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:36PM (#15966974)
    so does that mean Creative invented the treeview, or the database search?
    cuz billions of programs out there may be affected by this.
  • Pay. Counter License. Smile. (Score:5, Funny)

    by catwh0re (540371) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:36PM (#15966976)
    Step 1. Pay Creative 100M

    Step 2. License offending patents to Creative for 150M.

    Step 3. There is no step 3.

    I suppose it's a new version of Rip. Burn. Mix.

  • by 140Mandak262Jamuna (970587) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:38PM (#15966983)
    (Last Journal: Wednesday October 31, @08:33AM)
    ... for an anatomical opening to expel the byproducts of digestion and sue everyone in sight with an a*****e.
  • Creative got a patent on that? (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:40PM (#15966987)
    My mp3 collection has been arranged like that in my filesystem since 1999. Does that mean that my file manager infringes on Creative's patent?
  • This is BS (Score:5, Interesting)

    by hackstraw (262471) * on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:42PM (#15966998)
    (http://www.spamgourmet.com/)

    100 million is a pretty big payout for an obvious way to navigate through music that I myself invented when I was a kid. This method is: "The patent covers an interface that lets users navigate through a tree of expanding options, such as selecting an artist, then a particular album by that artist, then a specific song from that album."

    I mean, isn't that how the stuff is organized in the record store too?

      "No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame." 100 million dollars in patent taxes lame.

    • Re:This is BS by MavEtJu (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:27PM
      • Re:This is BS by ericdano (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:35PM
      • Re:This is BS by Jake73 (Score:1) Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:46PM
        • Re:This is BS by MavEtJu (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @12:12AM
          • Re:This is BS by Lord Flipper (Score:1) Thursday August 24 2006, @10:40PM
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    • Re:This is BS by PygmySurfer (Score:3) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:33PM
    • Re:This is BS by back_pages (Score:1) Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:08PM
      • Re:This is BS by TheVoice900 (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:49PM
        • Re:This is BS by crucini (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @11:00PM
      • Re:This is BS (Score:5, Insightful)

        by ilmdba (84076) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @11:07PM (#15967487)
        don't be a prick. the text of the patent could be directly interpreted as "selecting an artist, then a particular album by that artist, then a specific song from that album" as the parent posted. just because you dug up the verbose text doesn't change what it is.

        and yes, it's a pretty fucking obvious way to categorize and navigate through digitally stored music.

        just about every ripper i've used has an option to create artist then album directories to contain the actual song files - so just putting a folder of ripped tunes behind a web server infringes on creative's patent? that's BS, completely fucking obvious, and never should have been granted as a patent.

        the question now is, who has the patent on doing this with video?
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      • Re:This is BS by localman (Score:3) Wednesday August 23 2006, @11:23PM
      • Re:This is BS by crucini (Score:1) Wednesday August 23 2006, @11:24PM
      • Re:This is BS by Wolfbone (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @12:03AM
        • Re:This is BS by shark72 (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @02:33AM
          • Re:This is BS (Score:4, Interesting)

            by Wolfbone (668810) on Thursday August 24 2006, @03:11AM (#15968183)

            "Check your assumptions."

            Check your own. Over the years I have read many hundreds of patents, discussed patent law and economics at length with experts in both patent law and patent system economics and read more books and papers on those subjects than I care to recall. Certainly enough to know when I am reading absolute twaddle:

            "The patent is very simple, broad, and blindingly obvious." etc.

            None of which are grounds for expecting that such a patent would not be granted or that it would be easy or even possible to have it invalidated (let alone cost effective). Indeed the simplicity or broadness of a patent are utterly irrelevant to its validity and the meaning of "obvious", in the patent legal sense, has little to do with its colloquial meaning. There are no "contradictory facts" here and it has nothing to do with Apple's lawyers not being smart enough. If you know bugger all about patents and patent law, (or any other subject) don't assume that just because someone is posting on slashdot that they must be equally ignorant.

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            • Re:This is BS by Macthorpe (Score:1) Thursday August 24 2006, @05:36AM
              • Re:This is BS by Wolfbone (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @06:36AM
              • Re:This is BS by Macthorpe (Score:1) Thursday August 24 2006, @07:48AM
              • Re:This is BS by Wolfbone (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @08:48AM
              • Re:This is BS by Macthorpe (Score:1) Thursday August 24 2006, @09:21AM
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      • Re:This is BS by jotaeleemeese (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @05:59AM
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    • Re:This is BS by Babbster (Score:1) Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:15PM
      • Mine was by Belial6 (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @01:39AM
    • Re:This is BS by corychristison (Score:1) Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:29PM
    • Re:This is BS by glebd (Score:1) Thursday August 24 2006, @04:34AM
    • Re:Seriously... by TobiasS (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @01:33AM
      • My mistake... by TheNoxx (Score:2) Friday August 25 2006, @09:24PM
    • Re:Seriously... by OldeTimeGeek (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @10:28AM
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  • What amazes me (Score:5, Insightful)

    by pickyouupatnine (901260) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:42PM (#15966999)
    (http://www.bloored.com/)
    .. is that the idea was patentable. I mean come on... a simple heirarchical tree interface got patented? Who cares if it was for an mp3 player - does that make any difference? We've had tree interfaces for a while - its how many of us organize our music libraries (virtual and physical).
  • prior art? (Score:2)

    by thogard (43403) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:44PM (#15967009)
    (http://web.abnormal.com/)
    Didn't Apple's leagl team search the internet archives for prior art on this? There was a hack for the RIO300 that did this in 2000 and people begging for the option in 1999.
    The SnowBlind Alliance was the place to get you linux friendly rio software at that time and they had lots of users asking for new features.
    • Re:prior art? (Score:4, Insightful)

      by shark72 (702619) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:02PM (#15967074)

      "Didn't Apple's leagl team search the internet archives for prior art on this?"

      Occam's razor, my friend. Which is more likely to you:

      1. It did not occur to Apple to search for prior art, or,
      2. All the so-called "prior art" examples which you and others have pointed out, actually aren't applicable?

      Whenever the subject comes up, various Slashdotters come up with lots of (sometimes laughable) claims of prior art. If only the patent were as simple as Slashdotters made it out to be.

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      • Re:prior art? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:21PM
        • Re:prior art? by thogard (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:27PM
        • Re:prior art? by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:27PM
          • Re:prior art? by BlueCoder (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @02:32AM
        • Re:prior art? (Score:5, Informative)

          by Achromatic1978 (916097) <robert@@@pennyonthesidewalk...com> on Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:45PM (#15967229)
          probably cost more than $100 million to prove that in court

          I'm not sure what your experience is with legal costs - but I'll give you mine, as an inhouse technology expert at a tier-1 law firm: Ok Tedi Mining and BHP - pollution of a river, the suing of a multinational (one that just yesterday posted a US$10 BILLION profit) in multiple states of Australia, involving the government considering legislation to prevent the lawsuit, had legal costs at the time of settlement, for both parties, of under US$15M (the settlement was for $110M).

          Factoring in other things I find it very, very unlikely that the cost of proving such a claim would even come remotely close to exceeding $100M. If you look at a legal team billing $5,000 an hour (which would be a reasonable figure including paralegals, clerks, ancillary support staff as well as lawyers), for, say 60% of the cost, 10% as being court fees, and the remaining 40% as "expert/proof costs" (ie the technical research and findings, as opposed to the legals), that's still in the order of 5 years FULLTIME work by that entire legal team to even use up that.

          Not impossible, but exceptionally unlikely.

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          • Re:prior art? by Achromatic1978 (Score:3) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:47PM
            • Re:prior art? by MobileTatsu-NJG (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:52PM
          • Legal costs by Beryllium Sphere(tm) (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:57PM
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    • Re:prior art? by mgpeter (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:51PM
  • by edbarbar (234498) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:44PM (#15967011)
    This is a great example. The patent claims read just as described: how do you find a track to play using indexing.

    Patents like this are not helping the public interest, but are simply ways for companies to lock out ideas without having to pay to develop them.

    Time for the open source community to make "open patents" that are used to attack companies like creative that abuses them.
  • disgusting! (Score:2)

    by RelliK (4466) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:45PM (#15967015)
    Patent for hierarchical user interface? Anything from a file system to nested menus is a hierarchical user interface. Oh but this one is used in a music player. That's where the innovation comes in.

    The patent system is in need of a major reform. Currently when you are sued for patent infringement you have the burden to prove that either you don't infringe on the patent or that the patent is invalid. This obviously doesn't work. Instead, the patent holder should have the burden of proving that the invention is truly novel and non-obvious. The patent would simply serve as documentation proving when a particular thing was invented. The patent office would not need to examine patents for validity (i.e. it could continue doing what it's doing) since that would be established at the trial. This would cut down on the amount of "one-click" patents, reduce or even eliminate the need for defensive patents, and make patent trolling much more difficult.
    • Re:disgusting! by Overzeetop (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:01PM
      • Re:disgusting! by RelliK (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:28PM
        • Re:disgusting! by Overzeetop (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @07:34AM
    • Re:disgusting! by chipwizme (Score:1) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:47PM
    • Re:disgusting! (Score:5, Insightful)

      by back_pages (600753) <back_pages@c[ ]net ['ox.' in gap]> on Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:36PM (#15967384)
      (Last Journal: Monday September 25 2006, @05:14PM)
      You don't have the slightest clue what you're talking about. (This is the 1 sentence that has replaced the 100 line flame that I just deleted.)

      Patent for hierarchical user interface? Anything from a file system to nested menus is a hierarchical user interface. Oh but this one is used in a music player. That's where the innovation comes in.

      I'm not sure what you're talking about but it is not the claims from the patent. If you'd like to respond, I'm going to require that you read the claims of the patent because otherwise you are literally wasting my time. Here is the link. The Patent [uspto.gov]

      The patent system is in need of a major reform. Currently when you are sued for patent infringement you have the burden to prove that either you don't infringe on the patent or that the patent is invalid. This obviously doesn't work.

      First, you are apparently unaware of a JMOL for clearly unreasonable patent infringement suits. Secondly, it's called "a defense". Technically it's optional.

      Instead, the patent holder should have the burden of proving that the invention is truly novel and non-obvious. The patent would simply serve as documentation proving when a particular thing was invented.

      It's called "patent prosecution" and it's the only way to get a patent in the United States. Clever idea.

      The patent office would not need to examine patents for validity (i.e. it could continue doing what it's doing) since that would be established at the trial. This would cut down on the amount of "one-click" patents, reduce or even eliminate the need for defensive patents, and make patent trolling much more difficult.

      (I've already deleted 100 lines of flame but let me say) I don't believe for a second that you have the slightest idea what is or is not a valid patent. Secondly, I don't think you have put any thought whatsoever into how you would prove or disprove this at a trial from scratch. (I say my patent is valid. We're done. Oh no - suddenly someone has to prove it's INVALID - we're right back to the problem you claim to have solved.) I think that you are unaware that patent prosecution before the patent office takes anywhere from 2-6 years. You suggest we move that (or some variant) into the COURTROOM? Are you trolling? Thirdly, you have begun your paragraph with a groundless conclusion and end it the same way - how in God's name would this make trolling any more difficult? Under your system, I don't even need to WIN the infringement suit, I can simply tie up your exorbitantly expensive legal team for an additional 5 years. It's legal extortion at its best.

      I know this post is not very nice but please bear in mind that what you've read is completely rewritten. I don't intend to flame, but I do think you're completely out of your element. The bottom line, for me, is that I really wish Slashdot would stop carrying stories about patents because misinformation and worse is consistently moderated to the top. Without a doubt, Slashdot is the Fox News of patents.

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  • All your patents are belong to us (Score:5, Interesting)

    by robotsrule (805458) * on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:46PM (#15967018)
    (http://www.robotsrule.com/phpBB2/)
    I have three fears with every line of code I write:

    - It is buggy
    - A better block of code already exists in SourceForge or somewhere else on the Internet
    - It is stepping on one or more patents for completely obvious or barely novel ideas

    I believe at this point paranoia is not only rational but optimistic and gin and tonic are my only defense since I can't afford lawyers, guns, and money.
    • Re:All your patents are belong to us (Score:5, Interesting)

      by VValdo (10446) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:02PM (#15967077)
      I wonder if your fear #3 is grounds for challenging current patent law. I mean, the constitution says the congress shall have power:

      To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;


      I believe at this point paranoia is not only rational but optimistic and gin and tonic are my only defense

      If it can be demonstrated that the current law is HAMPERING the progress of science, would that not make overreaching patent law unconstitutional? That may be a hard case to make, but I bet there is a ton of evidence to support the premise, from scientists who are afraid to invent or publish, programmers who are afraid to release code, corporations which sit on inventions rather than exploit them, etc. Would not a climate of fear engendered amongst Authors and Inventors not be hampering the progress of science and the useful arts?

      Incidentally, I note that the constitution specifically refers to "writings and discoveries." What is the "discovery" related to this particular patent?

      W
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      • Re:All your patents are belong to us by Overzeetop (Score:3) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:22PM
      • Re:All your patents are belong to us by RexRhino (Score:3) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:43PM
      • patent law already blocks the "obvious" by SuperBanana (Score:3) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:58PM
        • by StikyPad (445176) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @11:33PM (#15967558)
          (http://slashdot.org/)
          If more people/companies challenged the 'fork and knife' patents, fewer companies would abuse them.

          I believe you mean: An apparatus to divide food into portions of arbitrary size, by keeping the initial portion in place by holding the handle of the multi-pronged device, while simultaneously grasping the handle of the bladed device, and moving the thin or serated edge back and forth in a sawing motion against the food, and subsequently introducing those portions into an oral oriface using the multi-pronged device, or leaving them in their original position, or thereabouts, as desired, by firmly pressing one part of the bladed device against the portion to facilitate removal of the multi-pronged device from the aforementioned portion. Patent(s) pending.
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      • Re:All your patents are belong to us by westlake (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:48PM
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      • Re:All your patents are belong to us by Beryllium Sphere(tm) (Score:3) Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:49PM
    • Re:All your patents are belong to us by Pulzar (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:03PM
    • Fuck the USPTO by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:08PM
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    • Re:All your patents are belong to us by torokun (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:35PM
    • Re:All your patents are belong to us by Kanasta (Score:2) Thursday August 24 2006, @03:38AM
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  • The US patent problem (Score:2, Funny)

    by Jtoxification (678057) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:48PM (#15967022)
    (http://jtox.blogspot.com/ | Last Journal: Wednesday June 28 2006, @01:32AM)
    Puh-leez. As you can plainly see in this example [glitter-graphics.com], Creative is represented by the stick-man with the small ... stick, Creative's legal staff is represented by the stick-devil, and Apple is represented by the two stick-men who appear in the beginning. Any questions?

    I think Despair.com said it best in their half-hearted, but sadly successful attempt in patenting the frowny-face emoticon. [despair.com]

    If that's not screaming failure in our U.S. government, I don't know what is.
  • A little obvious don't you think? (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Eric Damron (553630) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:51PM (#15967037)
    "The $100 million, to be paid by Apple, grants Apple a license to a Creative patent for the hierarchical user interface used in that company's Zen music players. The patent covers an interface that lets users navigate through a tree of expanding options, such as selecting an artist, then a particular album by that artist, then a specific song from that album."

    WTF??

    What happened to the "non obvious" requirement for a patent?

    Does this patent cover other obvious menus systems? Like say an automobile supply program. You pick a year then a car manufacture then you can pick a model then you can pick an engine type and finally a carburetor.

    How obvious does it have to get before the patent processors put down their rubber stamps and reject the application?
  • Jobs is an idiot (Score:1)

    by Kope (11702) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:52PM (#15967042)
    Jobs is an idiot for thinking the issue is that Creative got the patent so early.

    At issue here is that merely taking centuries old data organization methods and implimenting them into an electronic gizmo is NOT worthy of a patent.

    Hierarchical indexing has been around since the middle ages.
  • by cblack (4342) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:54PM (#15967048)
    (http://mokeys.org/)
    If I recall correctly from reading and a bit of training we were given at my company, this is supposed to be the guideline for validity of a patent application. I would think that if you asked just about any computer geek in 1995 to come up with a way to navigate a large music library, a hierarchy would have been the result. This is also how I used to arrange my mp3s before there were nice frontends, as a directory of Artists with subdirectories for Albums for each artist.
    • by antispam_ben (591349) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:33PM (#15967196)
      (Last Journal: Tuesday April 19 2005, @12:29AM)
      What I learned from my company (by seeing it done before my very eyes) was that you get a patent on what will do the most to hinder the competition, regardless of whether it is an innovative part of the design. It's up to the attorney writing the patent to hype up how it is innovative. Patents in the last several decades get pushed through with little or no regard to the "Non-obvious" and similar clauses. I and a co-worker have two patents, each in both our names and we had nothing to do with choosing what areas were patented. FWIW, the complete schematic and an attorney-digested (i.e. expanded in to legalese/patentese) descripion of the complete device's operation were put into the patent. I could show you what I and the other engineer thought were the innovative parts, but those weren't what got patented.

      If you can get a patent on a method for growing broccoli sprouts, go for it - it will only take the rest of the broccoli sprout industry going to court to get it declared invalid. Yes, it happened, google for the story.
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  • by Gopal.V (532678) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @08:59PM (#15967064)
    (http://t3.dotgnu.info/ | Last Journal: Monday September 26 2005, @06:32AM)
    > "Creative is very fortunate to have been granted this early patent,"

    The battle lines have been drawn. I can almost see people inside Apple debating the use of patents as the Nuclear Weapons of this war - mutually assured destruction - you sue me, I sue you.

    And it would be a bad thing if Apple started patenting user interfaces ... really.

    • Re:Bad news for the rest of us .... (Score:5, Informative)

      by shark72 (702619) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:11PM (#15967113)

      "And it would be a bad thing if Apple started patenting user interfaces ... really."

      Maybe that's a joke that went right over my head, but Apple is quite well known for patenting user interfaces. For instance, nobody else is allowed to depict a hard drive as an icon that looks like a photo or an illustration of a hard drive, because Apple has the patent on it.

      Here are some examples:

      • D523,441: Icon for a portion of a display screen
      • 7,064,759: Methods and apparatus for displaying a frame with contrasting text

      This is a case of "live by the sword, die by the sword."

      [ Parent ]
    • Re:Bad news for the rest of us .... by prockcore (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:31PM
  • Well.... there's gotta be a reason (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Arcturax (454188) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:04PM (#15967085)
    Personally, I think the devil is in the details we weren't told. Such as Apple validates Creatives patent and makes a deal where it won't be granted to Microsoft.
    • Re:Well.... there's gotta be a reason (Score:5, Interesting)

      by tji (74570) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:22PM (#15967160)
      Good point.. By licensing the patent, they are legitimizing it. The net effect is that it creates a big barrier to entry for new competitors. This is easy to do when you're the dominant player already seeing tons of revenue. Paying millions in licensing is a non-starter for the small innovators looking to enter that market.

      [ Parent ]
    • Re:Well.... there's gotta be a reason by libra-dragon (Score:2) Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:24PM
    • by mpaque (655244) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @10:12PM (#15967318)
      Heh. Most of the press copied this line from the Apple/Creative press release:

      Apple will pay Creative $100 million for a paid-up license to use Creative's recently awarded patent in all Apple products.

      They were in a hurry, though, and not many caught this:

      Apple can recoup a portion of its payment if Creative is successful in licensing this patent to others.

      So, Creative now has cash in the bank, 'validation' of its patent with a license from Apple, and an incentive to go forth and seek licenses from others...

      Then there's this:

      In addition, the companies announced that Creative has joined Apple's "Made for iPod" program and will be announcing their own iPod® accessory products later this year.

      Apple puts money into Creative, Creative makes iPod accessories, and a cut of the accessory revenue goes back to Apple.

      So... Apple gets rid of some lawsuits, sets things up to make trouble for some other music player makers, and gets another revenue stream. All in all, this doesn't look too bad as a business move for Apple.
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  • Watch out!! (Score:3, Funny)

    by paxmaniac (988091) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:05PM (#15967089)
    The patent police have commenced random inspections of CD collections.

    If you sort your CDs alphabetically by artist and album you will be sued for copyright infringement. You have been warned!
  • That's a lotta cabbage! (Score:5, Funny)

    by JimmytheGeek (180805) <(moc.oohay) (ta) (dleffasemaj)> on Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:06PM (#15967093)
    (Last Journal: Wednesday July 30 2003, @12:56AM)
    That's going to wipe out the profit margin on sales of 20-30 ipods!
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  • What *I* want to know is... (Score:2, Funny)

    by John Miles (108215) on Wednesday August 23 2006, @09:10PM (#15967110)
    (http://www.ke5fx.com/ | Last Journal: Tuesday May 20 2003, @02:09PM)
    ... who holds the patent on using the WM_PAINT message to detect when a portion of an application's window needs to be redrawn. Clearly, someone other than Apple owns this patent, and is refusing to license it to them, because the Windows version of iTunes has been plagued with gaping areas of blackness since its first release.

    I mean, come on... does nobody at Apple own a copy of the freaking Petzold book?
    </rant>
  • yeah, I have nothing more to say. And I'm even mac-hostile.