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London 2006, Meet London 1984

Posted by Zonk on Sun May 14, 2006 04:31 AM
from the what-is-the-newspeak-for-change-the-channel dept.
Draape writes "Shoreditch TV is an experiment TV channel beaming live footage from the street into people's homes. According to the Telegraph U.K. television will broadcast from 400 surveillance cameras on the streets, into people's homes. For now they are only showing it to 22,000 homes, but next year they plan on going national with the 'show'. They fly under the flag 'fighting crime from the sofa'."

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  • And its not 1984 if the government can't see into your private space.

    Remember - expectation to privacy and expectation to privacy in a public space are very different things.
  • Prevent crime? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Mr. Freeman (933986) on Sunday May 14 2006, @04:43AM (#15328790)
    I refuse to think that I'm the only one who believes that this won't actually help prevent crime. Sounds like the title is used to raise publicicity, public opinion, and ratings, but not actually describe the show.

    From what I understand, the police in the U.K. already monitor those cameras with a huge staff. Adding another 500 people (assuming that's the number of people who actually bother to watch the show for hours on end) who don't know what to be looking for is only going to add to the number of false calls that the police already receive.
    • 999 calls by EmbeddedJanitor (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:10AM
      • Re:999 calls by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @08:49AM
    • Re:Prevent crime? (Score:5, Interesting)

      by ajs318 (655362) <sd_resp2&earthshod,co,uk> on Sunday May 14 2006, @05:37AM (#15328905)
      What this really is, is an exercise in "grooming" the public to accept privacy invasion on an even greater scale.

      CCTV cameras are known to have a definite effect on crime; they displace it to camera-free areas, where it obviously isn't anyone's problem. There was an incident a few years ago, along a road out of the city where every building is a shop, restaurant or pub. Some runt went around spraying graffiti on every establishment that was not CCTVed. The only images were a few blurred, grainy ones of him running from one shop to the next.

      If the "experiment" is not universally opposed, the government will find a way to take it nationwide. The more affluent areas of every city will be filled with cameras that anyone can monitor. Crime will simply be displaced to the non-CCTV areas. Meanwhile, the public will gradually be getting used to the concept of never expecting to be able to go totally unobserved. The way will be paved for ever deeper intrusions into individuals' lives.

      "Mummy, does Jesus watch you when you're on the toilet?"
      "As long as he's watching channel 36, yes!"
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      • Re:Prevent crime? by gandreas (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @10:29AM
        • Re:Prevent crime? (Score:4, Insightful)

          by ScrewMaster (602015) on Sunday May 14 2006, @11:51AM (#15329854)
          I think you're all confused on the subject of privacy. The issue is not just whether you're monitored in real-time (that's bad enough) but that you are being recorded for all time! Worse, you're being watched by people with the power to have you arrested if they so choose. Perhaps you have faith in your government and truly believe that this power will only be used for the common good and that any mistakes that are made will be minor and easily rectified. Frankly, I'm not so trusting, and the more power my government arrogates to itself the less trusting I become.

          There's a qualitative difference between being in public and having others casually observe your activities, and having video of you watched by a police officer dozens or hundreds of miles away and archived for some indefinite period. If you honestly believe that that information cannot be used against you at some later date you're simply fooling yourself.

          Hell, I live in the U.S., and records from our tollway automated billing system have already been subpoenaed for numerous stupid reasons, even divorce cases ("well, if you were at work Mr. Smith why does the tollway's billing system say you were nowhere near your place of employment?") This is getting out of hand, and you can apologize for your (or my) government's intrusive behavior all you want, but the truth is that everyone will, sometime, somewhere, do something he'd rather other people didn't see. In your shiny new world, all of our imperfections would be recorded for posterity the instant they occur, and come back to bite us in the ass when we least expect it.

          Automated surveillance is bad, any way you cut it, for law-abiding citizens, because it can very quickly turn into automated justice.

          No thanks.
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      • Re:Prevent crime? by Compuser (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @11:15AM
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      • Re:Prevent crime? by Reziac (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @11:47AM
      • Re:Prevent crime? by Tim C (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @01:20PM
      • Re:Prevent crime? by @madeus (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @11:21PM
      • Re:Prevent crime? by xenobyte (Score:1) Monday May 15 2006, @03:24AM
      • Re:Prevent crime? by mpe (Score:2) Monday May 15 2006, @07:09AM
      • Re:Prevent crime? by h4ck7h3p14n37 (Score:1) Monday May 15 2006, @03:54PM
      • Re:Prevent crime? by ajs318 (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @09:48AM
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    • Do UK police actively monitor? Or review tapes? by MyNameIsFred (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @06:55AM
    • Monitoring in the UK by Tim Ward (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @07:26AM
    • Re:Prevent crime? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by LurkerXXX (667952) on Sunday May 14 2006, @07:50AM (#15329164)
      Trure. But, you must admit... It's a great way for crazy girlfrinds to stalk their boyfriends.

      I can see as many bad uses coming from these as good.

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    • Re:Prevent crime? by plumby (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @08:36AM
    • Re:Prevent crime? by Mad_Rain (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @10:53AM
    • Re:Prevent crime? by canadian_right (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @11:24AM
    • Re:Prevent crime? - YES! Sousveillance! by quiddity (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @02:21PM
    • Kudos to UK Police. This is the future. by anandsr (Score:2) Monday May 15 2006, @03:27AM
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  • wow by macadamia_harold (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @04:43AM
    • Re:wow by David Off (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:00AM
    • Re:wow by Maquis196 (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:17AM
      • Re:wow by macadamia_harold (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:59AM
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    • No obvious correlation (Score:5, Insightful)

      by mangu (126918) on Sunday May 14 2006, @06:25AM (#15328999)
      black people account for 46% of all arrests generated by new automatic numberplate recognition (ANPR) cameras


      Are you are trying to imply that ANPR is discriminating against blacks in some way? Unless licence plates are allocated according to a racial profile, I cannot see how this could happen.


      From the article you linked:


      The report tacitly appears to address concerns among ethnic minority communities who believe they are unfairly targeted by the police through stop and search powers. Black people are up to six times more likely to be stopped than whites.


      If I interpret this correctly, it means that when police officers get to choose whom to search, they choose blacks over whites in a 6:1 proportion, while the automated system chooses them in about 1:1 proportion. This is still not racially neutral because, according to the article, blacks are only 11% of the London population, but still the automated system seems to be more fair than human cops.


      OTOH, if for any reason at all there are more blacks involved in crime than whites, then the only way to stop this kind of racial discrimination would be to cease all efforts to fight crime.

       

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      • by SmallFurryCreature (593017) on Sunday May 14 2006, @08:09AM (#15329199)
        (Last Journal: Friday August 17, @05:34AM)

        We all know how crime was handled in the old south. Arrest the nearest black person. Worked especially well in rape cases cause everyone knows those niggers just can't keep their hands of white women right?

        To combat this you have to have a legal system wich is "blind". It is the reason that justice statue has a blindfold.

        The problem is that every police person can tell you it is a load of bullshit. If you see a group of black people in a poor area of london in an expensive car you know it is stolen.

        Note here that the figure is that 50% of ARRESTS involve blacks. NOT stoppages. The only way people are arrested after being stopped is if they have been found to do something illegal.

        What the story is effectivly saying is that the police shouldn't arrest so many black people. But how? Let them run because "oh yeah he done it but we are over our quota off blacks for this week". Arrest white people on made up charges?

        Cause the horrible fact is that blacks just seem to commit more crimes or at least be caught more easily. But you can't say that.

        This system is impartial. It just looks at the facts and flags a vehicle as suspicious or not.

        In fact at its simplest it checks wether a vehicle has been stolen and then tells the police to pull it over.

        if then it is found that in 50% of the cases the driver is black what the hell can you do about it.

        In holland we got a similar case. Suriname (former colony with a largly black population) is a known traffic route for drugs smugglers. So customs check passengers on flights from Suriname more thoroughly then from other countries. Is this racist? Well yes and no. Obviously the majority of passengers from Suriname are black. Why aren't say asian passengers from Japan searched as well?

        Because it ain't about racism. IF that was the case black passengers from japan would be searched extra as well. They are not.

        The problem is that political correctness has made it impossible to accept any figures that suggest minorities are more involved with crime. This is just one extreme example.

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        • by BasilBrush (643681) on Sunday May 14 2006, @09:34AM (#15329447)
          What you say is fine as far as it goes. And it's certainly the case that if the justice system were truly blind, we wouldn't need to worry about the proportions of the various races that are arrested.

          But you are missing the purpose of that which is pejoratively labelled "political correctness".

          Now it's fair to say that in most white dominated countries, more blacks are arrested/jailed for crime. And it's probably true to say that blacks as a statistical group commit more crime than whites. But that doesn't indicate that being black makes a person more likely to commit crime. In reality the big factor that makes people more likely to commit crime is coming from poor background. And because the historic and current racist reasons, black people are more likely to come from poor backgrounds than white people.

          So the way to make the racial spread of arrests/prisoners reflect the racial spread of society as a whole is to move towards poverty not being correlated to skin colour. And the way to do that is to make people in general more colour blind in their expectations of people. That way people get selected for education and jobs etc. on the basis of their merit, not skin colour.

          All you do by saying blacks are more likely to commit crime than white people is create a self-fullfilling prophesy. Far better to say poor people are more likely to commit crime, and seek to reduce poverty.
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          • by SmallFurryCreature (593017) on Sunday May 14 2006, @04:30PM (#15330923)
            (Last Journal: Friday August 17, @05:34AM)
            I agree with you about half way through your story but then you go into a fantasy land of how the world should be. The police has to deal with the world as it is.

            It is not the job of the police to create a better social and economic system for all. That is up to goverment and the people who vote them into power. The police is faced with cleaning up the mess.

            It is probably not nice to be black and have everyone assume your a criminal. BUT what can the police do. Ignore crimes because they would have to arrest a black person for it?

            Racism is bad but the reverse can be just as bad when you can no longer say the truth. Look at this story, everyone is fighting over how the police is arresting 49% black people with this system and how it must be racist. NOBODY dares to say "fuck we got a HUGE problem here and we need to fix the problems in black communities to get them out of crime".

            Ignore it, pretend it ain't there. It is safe and nobody can call you a racist.

            But the problem won't go away. We got a disease in our society and until we dare to name the symptoms we will never find a cure. How would you get programs started to get rid of social injustice if your unwilling to admit those injustices are affecting the rest of society. Claim that blacks are not criminals and you don't have to spend any money or time in adressing the social injustices that turn them into criminals. Handy eh. Not a racist and saving money.

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        • The problem is that every police person can tell you it is a load of bullshit. If you see a group of black people in a poor area of london in an expensive car you know it is stolen.

          So if you saw a bunch of 18 year old stoned and scruffy white kids tooling around a poor area of London in a top end BMW you wouldn't bat an eyelid? Interesting.

          Personally, I would say that if you see a group of poor people in a poor area of London in an expensive car, you know it is stolen.

          The question is, why is it that all the poor areas are filled with blacks?
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        • Re:It is political correctness gone overboard by RealGrouchy (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @04:02PM
        • Re:It is political correctness gone overboard by curunir (Score:2) Monday May 15 2006, @05:49PM
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      • Re:No obvious correlation by Gordonjcp (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @08:34AM
      • Re:No obvious correlation by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @08:42AM
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      • Re:No obvious correlation by xigxag (Score:3) Sunday May 14 2006, @08:43AM
      • Re:No obvious correlation by Susceptor (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @10:36AM
      • Re:No obvious correlation by dissident_rockstar (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @12:11PM
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  • Best use of govt. property by KrisCowboy (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @04:47AM
  • Ummm CRIME?? (Score:4, Funny)

    They haven't really mentioned in TFA what kind of crime they're targeting. I imagine they mean the snatching-old-ladies-handbags kind, but I suppose this could occur:

    Haughty socialite: Hello Police? I just saw a crime being committed on the 1984 channel.

    Operator: Yes ma'am. Please give us your location.

    HS: 42 Anstoltue Street.

    O: And what is the nature of the crime in question?

    HS: This guy, he had sideburns.

    O: Alright ma'am, but what's the crime?

    HS: HE HAD SIDEBURNS I TELL YOU! IN 2006!

    O:
  • Transparent society? by ms1234 (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @04:49AM
  • Nice... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by st1d (218383) on Sunday May 14 2006, @04:53AM (#15328806)
    Ah, the wonders of technology. Bet the folks living there are looking forward to calls like, "What do you mean you're sick? I just saw you at [venue of choice]! Consider yourself terminated!" or "Don't give me that, I saw you looking at that girl. Yes I did. I have it recorded!" or "Um, do you have to pick your nose when you're talking to me on the phone?" or "Yeah, I know you're in the middle of an important dinner. I was just calling you to ask how the food at that restaurant is, because I didn't want to spend the money if it's no good, and I saw you guys eating there. And what's that guy to your left eating?" or "You can't pay me back because you can't remember the PIN to your bank card? Hold on, let me flip on my Tivo, um, here it is..."
  • From the article (Score:5, Funny)

    by Wellington Grey (942717) on Sunday May 14 2006, @04:59AM (#15328824)
    (Last Journal: Monday November 12, @01:57AM)
    Jan Ashby, 57, a resident who previewed the scheme before yesterday's launch, said: "I wouldn't say it was spying, but it is nice to see what's going on. Look, there's my local pub."

    She also added "I like to keep an eye on the pub to make sure that my husband does not go there. I'm not intruding on the little bit of a life that he has outside of me, I'm just looking out for his best interests."

    -Grey [wellingtongrey.net]
  • TAL by Wellington Grey (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:04AM
  • BBC Article (Score:4, Informative)

    by Hogwash McFly (678207) on Sunday May 14 2006, @05:07AM (#15328838)
    Here's a BBC article on the subject [bbc.co.uk] as was in my submission for the exact same story about 5 days ago (grumble grumble).
  • 1984? No, something just as bad by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:07AM
  • Youtube! (Score:5, Funny)

    by ettlz (639203) on Sunday May 14 2006, @05:07AM (#15328840)
    (http://ettlz.blogspot.com/ | Last Journal: Sunday February 12 2006, @06:53PM)
    cool vid of some bloke getting mugged outside victoria station. lol!!!!111!! *****
  • Also interviewed (Score:5, Funny)

    by Wellington Grey (942717) on Sunday May 14 2006, @05:12AM (#15328851)
    (Last Journal: Monday November 12, @01:57AM)
    "Estella thinks I'm a nosey busybody," said Ms Havisham. A 97-year-old fan of the channel and who hasn't left the house in years. "But I've seen her walking on the street holding hands with a boy, and I'm not about to take advice from a whore."

    -Grey [wellingtongrey.net]
  • Television Programs (Score:5, Interesting)

    by 8ball629 (963244) on Sunday May 14 2006, @05:13AM (#15328854)
    The TV programs in the UK must be pretty bad if they actually get ratings on that channel. I mean... other than the "nosey neighbor" - who is really going to sit there for an hour or more and watch people walking down the street? And how does advertising work? Will people walk by with a sign on their back for Nike and Pepsi? Maybe put a Pepsi machine in one of the camera shots? Anyway, my #1 question is what's the target audience? 50+ years old, single, unemployed people with nothing better to do in their lives than try to catch someone doing something "bad". I'm getting bored just thinking about how boring this would be.
  • Xtreme Voyerism (Score:5, Insightful)

    by lamasquerade (172547) * on Sunday May 14 2006, @05:15AM (#15328858)
    I've always considered anything done in public (i.e. within the reach of CCTV) to be in the public space and not protected from regular CCTV surveillence - I don't really care if some security guard sees me doing anything I'd be prepared to do in public.

    This proposal though, depends on the sort of desire for voyeuristic titilation for which 'we' (being society in general) seem to have an insatiable appetite - implied through the general addiction to reality TV, no matter how banal. In the case of reality TV of course the objects of voyeurism give their explicit consent.

    With this proposal we have every act you do in public - every hidden snog in an alley - possibly exposed to the voyeuristic delight of thousands. I don't meant to stigmatise voyeurism, it is obviously a widely held, if taboo, fascination, but I do not think every public act should be potentially watched by thousands. The crime angle is obviously spin, the promoters are depending on people wanting to watch other people without their knowledge, and of course prevention of crime is never a good enough reason to remove essential liberties.

    This sort of surveillance does have 1984 connotations, despite the absence of the government seeing into our homes, because it allows every public act to be watched by anonymous masses, and hence yields the potential for social ostracisation of people commiting various non-illegal acts. Imagine the MP or other high profile type 'caught' on camera in a homosexual embrace. Despite the legality of such an act, many such people may not want it to be made public knowledge, and given a secluded enough spot, neither should they have to fear such exposure. Public space can be consumed reletively privately, broadcasting CCTV would remove that right.

    • Re:Xtreme Voyerism by killjoe (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:39AM
    • Re:Xtreme Voyerism (Score:4, Insightful)

      by mabinogi (74033) on Sunday May 14 2006, @05:53AM (#15328933)
      (http://cumulo-nimbus.com/)
      >The crime angle is obviously spin, the promoters are depending on people wanting to watch other people without their knowledge, and of course prevention of crime is never a good enough reason to remove essential liberties.
      So if the crime angle is only spin, then what's the real reason they're doing it?
      The rest of your post makes sense, but that bit sounds a little paranoid to me.

      My guess is crime is exactly the reason they're doing it. It's just not necesarily a well thought out idea. The government doesn't have to be an evil big brother trying to restrict your essential liberties for the sake of restricting them. It could just be populated with idiots.

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    • Re:Xtreme Voyerism by alexq (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @09:32AM
    • Re:Xtreme Voyerism by jeti (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @10:00AM
    • Re:Xtreme Voyerism by canadian_right (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @11:30AM
  • Meta Cops by Alejo (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:15AM
  • by Tim Ward (514198) on Sunday May 14 2006, @05:18AM (#15328864)
    (http://www.brettward.co.uk)
    From my knowledge of how another UK town's CCTV system works I can see some issues with this experiment.

    (1) The perps will be able to watch, too, won't they. This means that they will be able to work out exactly what the cameras cover and exactly what they don't, and will be able to plan their misdeeds accordingly, by doing things somewhere where there are no cameras. (In real life the perps do not know where the cameras are, what they cover, at a range of how many hundreds of metres they can read a newspaper headline, that sort of thing.)

    (2) The perps will be able to watch, too, won't they. So they will be able to have accomplices who can see from moment to moment where the cameras are pointing, and phone or text their mates on the street to tell them the coast is clear.

    (3) Prejudice to ongoing operations. Actually they've probably thought of this one, so when cameras are being used as part of a current operation the pictures from those cameras will not be broadcast ... provided that in the excitement of the chase the operators remember to press the right buttons, of course.

    (4) Innocent victims. You might be doing something which is perfectly legal and of no interest to the police but which you still might not want your friends and relatives and employer to see. OK, so if you're snogging someone else's wife in the park when you're supposed to be home sick from work then maybe you deserve what you get, but I'm sure that if I tried a little harder I'd come up with a more deserving example.

    And it'll make life just that much more complicated for politicians at election time, whether you think this is a plus or minus is up to you:

    (5) No candidate or party can put enough bodies on the street to fight a full election campaign across an entire district. So where you concentrate your effort depends (partly) on knowing where the enemy is concentrating theirs. Once upon a time this was done on maybe a daily basis, as party workers reported back to HQ what they'd seen on the streets; nowadays it's more real time as reporting back is done with mobile phones; with publicly visible CCTV you'll be able to see what the enemy is up to even in areas where you don't have any bodies on the street yourself that day, and the candidate or party which can make the best use of this information will get a slight edge.
  • how honest the system will be? by Walter Carver (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:27AM
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  • Welcome to the World of Tomorrow (Score:5, Insightful)

    by hernick (63550) on Sunday May 14 2006, @05:47AM (#15328919)
    The year is 2016; the place: London. As I make my way home, she is following me on her TV, chatting with me on my mobile. Rare now are the street corners that are unseen by the cameras. I make it a point to know the blind spots - few and far between, certainly, but there are still public places where one can disappear, if only for a minute or two.

    If I stay hidden too long, a Monitor in China, Glasgow or anywhere else will raise a red flag and dispatch a nearby Watcher. Indeed, these hundreds of thousands of cameras are constantly surveilled by Monitors - who get paid for each reported occurence of antisocial activity. If a Monitor needs to see what's happenening in a blind spot, or just needs another angle of film to make out what's happening, he can dispatch a Watcher to go shoot the scene with a portable Wireless Internet camera.

    Watchers are mercenaries, just like Monitors. Anybody citizen with a clean record can become a Watcher - whereas anybody can become a Monitor, even non-citizens. Both get paid per incident. Anyway, Watchers start their work day by strapping on their Watcher pack and logging on. Some do it part time, but others make a living out of the job. So, a Watcher get dispatches from Monitoring Central and they head out to the specified coordinates, on foot, bike or car, and the Watcher films the potential antisocials.

    Whenever circumstances warrant intervention, a Monitor or a Watcher calls the police, who tend to arrive very quickly these days. They have priority lanes and all traffic lights will change in their favour so that they can stop crime more effectively. The police doesn't have such a big workload anymore. Everyone is surveilled as soon as they go outdoors. Those foreign mercenaries, Monitors, are always looking for anti-social behaviour.

    I like it. I like The Master System, the most advanced artificial intelligence in the world. It's not quite sentient, and it's still mostly understood and controlled by the government, but it has grown so big. The Master System is the entity that runs the Anti-Social Surveillance and Rapid Action Program, or ASSRAP.

    It has limits, and that's why it needs humans to help it. The job of Monitors is not to watch live cameras - it's to watch selected clips and closeups presented by The Master System and to answer questions about those images it shows. If The Master System decides to follow somebody's movements across town, it will use its tracking algorithms to make a guess, but humans are still much more accurate. In order to drive up accuracy, it asks multiple humans the same question. When there is no consensus, more humans are polled until a clear answer appears. Those humans, known as Monitors, are themselves rated on their speed, accuracy and the quality of their answers.

    The Master System does its own recruiting, and has learned how to manage all of its systems. No longer do human programmers need to improve it, for that it has gained self-awareness, the power of introspection and of self-improvement. It assimilates all content on the Internet. It begins using the Watchers to attend classes, public events, and even to talk with people. It now uses the Monitors as tools, as machines that contribute to The Master System's own intelligence.

    I have accepted The Master System as my new Overlord. It knows all that I do, where I go, and I give myself willingly, carrying for it sensors, letting it see all that I see, letting The Master System guide my actions, speaking into my ears, overlaying information in front of my eyes, enhancing my own potential. I am a mild cyborg, as of yet without implants - but I have given up on my own independence, for that I know how much greater I am as part of The Master System, which knows and sees all, which can punish the naughty and reward its loyal servants.

    All Hail The Master System!
  • Panopticon by Zork the Almighty (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:48AM
    • Re:Panopticon by Indefinite, Ephemera (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @07:46AM
    • Re:Panopticon by Reziac (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @12:20PM
      • Re:Panopticon by Stevecrox (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:11PM
  • by nickd (58841) on Sunday May 14 2006, @06:06AM (#15328958)
    Lets see, anyone who was on the shady side of things now has a safe and secure way of knowing when all people have left a building that they might want to 'have a look through'. They also now have a way of assessing what might go in or out of a house (ahh tommo has a bmw parked in his garage today) and now have a way to monitor for police or other witnesses coming along that might interfer with what they are doing. They also know now exactly what is covered and not covered by the CCTV's and can assess many ways to disable them.

    It's like handing the enemy the feeds from your spy sats - incredibly retarded.
  • So? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by nbannerman (974715) on Sunday May 14 2006, @06:08AM (#15328963)
    Is this actually any different to walking down the street and being watched by people out of their windows?

    I've spent years travelling into London and doing my thing. I spent six months living in London doing my thing.

    How many people have seen me walking along the street and doing my thing? Probably millions. Can't say I'm the least bit bothered really.
    • Re:So? by screaser (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @09:07AM
    • Re:So? by Walter Carver (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @09:30AM
  • Oh yes!! by joshier (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @06:13AM
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  • The next headline - Police sack 10,000 CCTV staff by Gax (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @06:26AM
  • Area Monitored on Live TV. by kahrytan (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @06:26AM
  • Security implications?! (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Cthefuture (665326) on Sunday May 14 2006, @06:26AM (#15329003)
    Holy crap this is stupid. This basically makes surveillance on people easy (for the bad guys).

    "There goes Geoffrey, that means his house is empty, time to go get that new HDTV I want"

    or

    "Oh, look at that little 12 year old walking to the market by herself. I'll just hide behind that bush and grab her when she comes back in a few minutes."

    or anything number of things you can think of. This is beyond irresponsible.
  • Fight crime my ass, sponsor it more likely by Virtual_Raider (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @06:32AM
  • Here's a marketing idea (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Opportunist (166417) on Sunday May 14 2006, @06:48AM (#15329051)
    Tune in to the cam in front of Downing Street 10, and as soon as Tony goes for a walk, tape it. Tape everything he does, including the times when he picks his nose, then sell that tape as "The Blair watch project".

    I bet you anything, that whole junk disappears faster than it came into existance. Nobody enjoys being under surveillance.
  • Wow. by RoffleTheWaffle (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @06:52AM
    • Re:Wow. by lxs (Score:2) Monday May 15 2006, @05:39AM
  • This is better than.... by 3seas (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @06:54AM
  • Given enough eyeballs... by Dante Shamest (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @06:56AM
  • This could start a new industry! by Peter Cooper (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @07:05AM
  • untrained eyes and false alarms (Score:5, Insightful)

    by a_greer2005 (863926) on Sunday May 14 2006, @07:28AM (#15329125)
    what if joe-six-pack calls his local police dept to report, lets say, a man picking a lock, but totally ignores the locksmith van on the other side of the frame? or reports a person with a gun when it is just, say a tire tool to change his flat? And this deoesnt take into account the "nosy neighbor" or "grudge match" aspects that could arise.

    this is one reality show that the Europeans can keep.

  • Doubleplus Arse by ElephanTS (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @07:39AM
  • What will happen by amateur bore (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @07:49AM
  • Some relevant sci-fi films by Tandoori Haggis (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @07:58AM
  • We've already had Shoreditch TV... by ProudClod (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @08:26AM
  • thats a great opportunity! by AlgorithMan (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @08:28AM
  • Could be the best thing ever... by Deadstick (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @08:39AM
  • personality rights, release forms (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Captain Perspicuous (899892) on Sunday May 14 2006, @09:02AM (#15329345)
    Huh? What about personality rights, which require every tv producer to have you sign a release form before they can transmit your image over the airwaves? Are those rights now suddenly waived? Strange...
  • Ad-hoc Public Access TV by xh3g (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @09:15AM
  • Is it April fool's day, again? by dugenou (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @09:21AM
  • Stop the madness by linvir (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @09:57AM
  • When Life Hands You Lemons... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @10:25AM
  • This is the way it should be! by jjh37997 (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @10:35AM
  • This could be fun... by Professr3 (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @11:01AM
  • Overwhelming Response by Esion Modnar (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @11:19AM
  • England Prevails! by binarybum (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @11:22AM
  • Progression of entertainment in post modern age by suv4x4 (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @03:41PM
  • I can see the tag now by Trogre (Score:2) Sunday May 14 2006, @04:30PM
  • In newspeak... by Wheelie_boy (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @05:56PM
  • Multiple cam feeds, one channel by The Real Chrisjc (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @08:32PM
  • Not 1994, David Brin's "Earth" by SuperKendall (Score:2) Monday May 15 2006, @12:01AM
  • Tony Blair masks... by elmurado (Score:1) Monday May 15 2006, @01:15AM
  • A bit sensationalist this headline... by LupusCanis (Score:2) Monday May 15 2006, @01:26AM
  • Principle of equivalence by Aceticon (Score:2) Monday May 15 2006, @04:19AM
  • Later that evening... by slushbat (Score:1) Monday May 15 2006, @04:32AM
  • Masks and Hoods by BamZyth (Score:1) Monday May 15 2006, @09:52AM
  • Bobby on the couch (Score:5, Funny)

    by EmbeddedJanitor (597831) on Sunday May 14 2006, @04:44AM (#15328793)
    Considering how unarned bobbies struggle to catch a running crim, one wonders how a couch-bound lard-ass is going to do it from the wrong side of an ethernet connection.

    If they did this in USA then they could rig up remote controlled guns or such and get a better crime resolution rate.

    [ Parent ]
  • Re:Sweet by jtvisona (Score:1) Sunday May 14 2006, @10:29AM
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