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Law Prof Characterizes Yahoo Suit as Extortion
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Zonk
on Fri May 12, 2006 12:34 PM
from the one-person's-opinion dept.
from the one-person's-opinion dept.
netbuzz writes "Fair comment or libel? A law prof/blogger calls those behind the class-action suit against Yahoo 'extortionists.' The targeted lawyers, who include spyware/adware expert Ben Edelman, are not amused." From the article: "Goldman, who according to his blog 'holds leadership positions in the American Bar Association and the Computer Law Association,' addresses the merits of the suit in a generally academic fashion before winding up for the big finish: 'I think these lawsuits are nothing more than a shakedown for cash,' he concludes. 'Even unmeritorious class action lawsuits are expensive to defend, so the plaintiffs' lawyers can exploit those defense costs for their personal largesse. They can make this argument to defendants: settle with me for a fraction of your total expected defense costs, and we're both better off (defendants save some defense costs, plaintiffs' lawyers grab some personal loot).'"
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*FORMER* lawyer, please (Score:1, Funny)
Whoever modded this funny (Score:2)
That ain't no joke (Score:2)
Re:That ain't no joke (Score:2)
Yahoo! is run by yahoos? (Score:4, Informative)
The feed is then accepted.
We also manage keyword buys. We'll submit a list of keywords, for example, "baby jump suits" -- to have it rejected (without notifying us -- we have to discover it after-the-fact). The word that actually goes in is "baby jump suit". The next time we submit, "baby jump suits" goes in... Clearly subjective, depending on which hack approved the submission.
One can deduce that their approval process is manual. That means they probably have a bunch of $10/hr. hacks doing the grunt work. It's inconsistant.
I digress...
My point is that if you have people instead of systems, algorithms, and/or applications to do the tedious work, you have:
I don't think Yahoo! the corporate entity is aware of these goings-on. But given the clear inconsistancies that make Yahoo! difficult to work with, I think they're accountable nonetheless.
At the same time, if someone on a boat isn't helping keep it affloat, you don't sink the boat. So, in spite of Yahoo! needing to be slapped -- I'd rather see them slapped with a dose of "hey your products suck" than a bunch of lawsuits by money-grubbing lawyers.
Re:Yahoo! is run by yahoos? (Score:2)
Re:Yahoo! is run by yahoos? (Score:2)
There you go. Hack. If your grasp on the english language was as good as your grasp on weak attacks, you would have noticed the difference between "disinterested" (an adjective) and "disinterest" (a noun). At least p
yahoos (Score:1, Offtopic)
The Horror (Score:4, Interesting)
Class-action fix (Score:5, Insightful)
Counsel for the plaintiffs in a class-action suit may not receive any more than is actually distributed to the plaintiffs.
That's the classic scam: the defendents settle for $100 million, the plaintiffs' law firm get $95 million of it, $5 million is offered to the plaintiff class if they respond to request 20 pages of paperwork to apply for their $0.75 payout; a total of $120 thousand is actually distributed to the plaintiff class members and "their" lawyers pocket the balance.
Suggest it to your Congresscritters. The ABA and Trial Lawyers' Association will hate it, but if it ever sees daylight nobody will dare vote against it because (unlike a lot of tort reform) it doesn't take a dime from plaintiffs -- the ones they ABA and TLA use to justify their normal way of doing business.
Re:Class-action fix (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Class-action fix (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Class-action fix (Score:2)
Good idea! (Score:2, Insightful)
My only question is
Re:Good idea! (Score:2)
Re:Class-action fix (Score:2, Informative)
http://files.findlaw.com/news.findlaw.com/hdocs/do cs/clssactns/cafa05.pdf [findlaw.com]
Re:Class-action fix (Score:2)
Re:Class-action fix (Score:2)
The point being to put a stop to cases where the lawyers are the only ones who get paid.
The (human) food chain (was:The Horror) (Score:2)
Been there, done that... (Score:2)
Charles Dickens wrote a book that's arguably a gigantic illustration of that point: people fight, but the lawyers always win. (I'm talking about Bleak House here, and for those who have
Re:The Horror (Score:2)
So, put a limit on the lawyering. We can even make it voluntary, to wit: there can be two levels of suit.
Simple Level: State the facts during your filing and let judge/jury de
Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
Justice (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Justice (Score:2)
Which is not nothing. Ponder Rwanda or Zimbabwe as examples of what happens when you lose the approximation of justi
Be careful what you blog (Score:2)
"The legal issue would likely be whether the statements were actual imputations of a crime, or were 'rhetorical hyperbole,' essentially a statement of opinion, not of fact. The former could be considered libelous, while the latter could not."
Of course
He has phrased it as an opinion (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:He has phrased it as an opinion (Score:2)
Re:He has phrased it as an opinion (Score:2)
Re:He has phrased it as an opinion (Score:2)
Re:He has phrased it as an opinion (Score:2)
Re:He has phrased it as an opinion (Score:2)
If I were to state, "I think Bourbon Man likes to fondle little boys", I could probably still get in some trouble.
That is actually covered in the law surrounding libel. Firstly, it is divided into two classes. If a statement is made as fact, the statem
Yesterday's Libel As Today's Hyperbole (Score:2)
The legal issue would likely be whether the statements were actual imputations of a crime, or were 'rhetorical h
Re:Be careful what you blog (Score:2)
And if your speech is yelling "Fire!" in a crowded movie theatre, or calling someone "monkey butt" on TV, you can bet your speech will be met with a citation in the former case and a slander suit in the latter. Just because we
Re:Be careful what you blog (Score:2)
link to the blog post in question (Score:3, Informative)
Technology & Marketing Law Blog [ericgoldman.org]
Why? (Score:2)
Assuming for a second that the quoted individual isn't full of it, why are any unmeritorious lawsuits expensive to defend? Don't courts do things like order one party to pay the other's lega
Re:Why? (Score:5, Informative)
The main reason is that Federal Rule of Civil Procedure #10 is basically a dead letter.
Re:Why? (Score:2, Insightful)
Loser pays should be the way (Score:3, Interesting)
Yes, I am aware there are problems with this also (loser can't pay, etc). But it is definately a start.
Re:Loser pays should be the way (Score:2)
Re:Loser pays should be the way (Score:2)
I'd limit it to his own attorney costs to avoid people engaging frivolent huge lawyer armies.
E.g.
- I engage one 50k lawyer
- the other engages a team of 10 100k lawyers
- I loose
- I pay 50k for my lawyer and 50k for the other lawyers
- the other 950k
Re:Loser pays should be the way (Score:2)
That's WAAAY too complicated. Sounds like somethng a lawyer would dream up ...
Shakespeare said it best:
Here's a bunch more lawyer quotes http://www.power-of-attorney [power-of-attorneys.com]
Re:Loser pays should be the way (Score:2)
Re:Loser pays should be the way (Score:2)
Lawyers in Neverland (Score:2)
This is otherwise known as the Michael Jackson defense.
"Fair comment or libel?" (Score:2, Informative)
I think in order to be libellous, it has to be untrue.
He's got a point (Score:2)
"They can make this argument to defendants: settle with me for a fraction of your total expected defense costs, and we're both better off (defendants save some defense costs, plaintiffs' lawyers grab some personal
Largesse? (Score:2, Funny)
That sentence doesn't make sense. What do you think is meant by "for their personal largesse"? Larges
Re:Shrill Criticism (Score:2)
I think your own "Aw Shucks" G Dubya-syle thinking could have a devastating effect.
Re:Shrill Criticism (Score:3, Informative)
Also, here [findlaw.com] is a link to an article discussing a Supreme Court desision pretty much on point where Justice Sca