Microsoft Seeking to Patent Automatic Censorship 187
theodp writes "Microsoft is back at the USPTO, this time seeking a patent for the automatic censorship of audio data for broadcast, a system and method for automatically altering audio to prevent undesired words and phrases from being understandable to a listener as originally uttered."
If only (Score:4, Funny)
That's a ________ idea! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's a ________ idea! (Score:2)
-- Steve Ballmer, dance instructor
I _ _ _'_ believe it! (Score:5, Funny)
Won't ____ing work internationally (Score:2)
With the number of false triggers one can expect, the default operating mode for such censoring is just going to be "off".
Re:Won't ____ing work internationally (Score:2)
Good! Maybe nobody will use it since its patented (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good! Maybe nobody will use it since its patent (Score:2)
Why we even bother censoring swearing is beyond me anyways. It's not like you don't hear it in real life, so why not on the TV? The only thing that bugs me more (aside from sex being taboo where unrealistic violence is a-ok) is the blu
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Well, sounds like a good idea (Score:5, Insightful)
This sounds a lot more novel than most of the other patents they get that tend to get highlighted on Slashdot. Is it totally novel? Well, I can't speak for any of the experts out there, but at least it's not blaringly obvious, commoditized technology.
Sounds very sick (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Sounds very sick (Score:5, Insightful)
Let me change that just a bit, make that "play XBox Live unsupervised" and the answer is the same kind of parent who will buy their kid the latest Grand Theft Auto game even though it's rated Mature and the employee at the store points out them it's rated mature and explains what that means then let them play it unsupervised. Then they later discover what they'd already been told is true about the game and they raise hell about their kid being able to play it and blames the store, the game company, some vast conspiracy, aliens, etc. anyone but themselves.
And yes, I speak from experience, worked for a while at a Wal-mart between IT jobs back around the time GTA Vice City came out. Had plenty of parents that I explained to very politely what a Mature rating meant and what was in the game and had them shrug and say "Well he wants it" and them buy it anyway. The reason I modified that is because I ran into a few (very few sadly) parents who knew what the ratings meant and would take the time to read all the info on the game boxes, all the sub-warnings, etc. and decide whether or not they would buy the game. I saw one Dad look through 4 different games and tell his kid "you can't have this one or this one, but either of these will be fine, we'll play it together". Now if only more parents did that.
Re:Sounds very sick (Score:4, Interesting)
The thing is, the game has cutesy graphics and starts out with this innocuous-looking kid like something out of an N64 game. At first glance it DOES look like a childs game, so who are they marketing it to?
Re:Sounds very sick (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously, the sex in that game is-
Spouse: What, aren't you going to come to bed?
You: (yes | no)
(insert black screen with ridiculous giggling and spouse saying "ooh")
(return to game with spouse making some sort of lame joke)
Twelve-year-olds might get all giggly about it, but it's nothing new. Hell, if you're not loitering around your house for no reason all the time it's not even very likely to happen...
Nevermind theories about that other stat, your character's sexuality...
Lame (Score:2)
Re:Sounds very sick (Score:2)
Re:Sounds very sick (Score:2)
Re:Sounds very sick (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Sounds very sick (Score:2)
My 26-year-old ears don't like it anymore
Re:Sounds very sick (Score:2)
Personally, I'm worried about all the 16-year-old kids cursing up a storm. My 26-year-old ears don't like it anymore :(
That's the thing - eventually, you grow up and 'fuck' is boring by itself. It takes actual wit to offend.
Re:Sounds very sick (Score:3, Funny)
Fuck that. That sounds too much like work.
-Eric
Re:Sounds very sick (Score:2)
Re:Well, sounds like a good idea (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Well, sounds like a good idea (Score:2)
Is that before or after they wax my ass with a sniper rifle from the far corner of the map? Seriously, some of these kids--they are the reason that "Professional Video Games League" is not just a joke anymore.
There's a million bucks in the mix in this thing! To quote one of the 9-year-olds, Shit! You can't make this stuff up... [cplworldtour.com]
Re:Well, sounds like a good idea (Score:1)
Re:Well, sounds like a good idea (Score:1, Funny)
Fuck Microsoft.
Fuck the 9 year-olds.
M.J.
Re:Well, sounds like a good idea (Score:1)
Re:Well, sounds like a good idea (Score:3, Insightful)
Simple argument:
Fuck, Shit, Piss, Cunt, Motherfucker
I learned those words years before the Xbox came out.
Dammit, I learned them years before people started carrying around suitcase-sized cell phones!
Ask around. You can probably find a few people who learned to swear before the evil internet with it's foul mouthed masses e
Re:Well, sounds like a good idea (Score:2)
Re:Well, sounds like a good idea (Score:2)
Too late (Score:4, Funny)
So I guess... (Score:5, Funny)
Not so far fetched (Score:1, Troll)
Evil applications (Score:2)
Too late (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Too late (Score:1)
Cell Phone Rings
Unavoidable Tunnels
and of course, the ubiquitous crying baby.
Congratulate them.. (Score:5, Funny)
New Words (Score:5, Insightful)
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Stop making up gorram profanities! Don't make me curse in badly mispronounced Chinese!
-:sigma.SB
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Not sure about the spelling, but pretty sure of the what-me-worry? pedigree...
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Badly needed (Score:2)
She suggested reusing some existing words that still have an emotional punch. Someone cuts you off in traffic? Roll down the window and yell, with your face red, "Audit you!".
Re:New Words (Score:2)
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But yeah, you're right that this will lead to new swear words to bypass the filters. After a while the old swear words will be passe and no one will use them, and Microsoft will start filtering the new words, and the cycle of swearing and filtering will continue ad
Re:New Words (Score:2)
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"What the Microsoft are you talking about?"
"Go Microsoft yourself."
"So I was Microsofting this chick the other day..." o.O
Re:not microsoft, sco! (Score:2)
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(Just to be a smart ass and point out this is quite an old practice that predates BSG by a few hundred years.)
Re:New Words Woo Snare Nurds... (Score:2)
Just a special case of speech recognition (Score:2, Insightful)
As you all can see though this patent was filed back in 2004, so it's been around for a while. The idea isn't anything new, nor is the application. What would be interesting is the broadcast industry's response to this thing.
Re:Just a special case of speech recognition (Score:2)
Re:Just a special case of speech recognition (Score:2)
Although the stations have and generally use time delay (maybe 6 seconds), which also confuses the hell out of listeners and the very callers when the callers have the radio on in the background (and makes for some laughs for me...), sometimes th
Passes the obviousness test? (Score:1, Troll)
Awesome! (Score:4, Insightful)
an idea (Score:2, Insightful)
the first thing i'd put on an explicitive list: commercials
Censorship (Score:5, Funny)
Belgium to those Belgiuming Belgiumers who censor our every Belgiuming word!
Cingular, Sprint, Verizon... (Score:3, Insightful)
A patent is like a statute (Score:2)
It's a patent, not a law.
Every patent granted by the United States Patent and Trademark Office has force vested in it by the Congress of the United States. It's like a law with a 20 year sunset stating that no person may without authorization make, use, offer for sale, or sell a good or service that matches even one of the patent's claims.
No way... (Score:2)
Is the the problem the patent or the censorship? (Score:2, Insightful)
Automatically detecting the word !@#$ and bleeping it out doesn't seem to be like a bad feature to me, as long as its optional. Maybe it's dumb that they're trying to patent it, but the idea isn't a bad one.
Re:Is the the problem the patent or the censorship (Score:2)
Ciminals... (Score:1, Offtopic)
f--- that! (Score:4, Funny)
Musing on the subj (Score:3, Insightful)
Think for a minute, why do we curse? We curse to express our emotions. Instead of using words that describe the emotion exactly, like: "I am very angry right now", we spit expletives. We do that to alleviate the anger (for example) caused by this situation. Emotiones expressed in this way help quickly release the pain caused by the anger. But.
But they do not remove the cause of the anger. Bad driver manners will continue, and there is little you could do about that whether with anger or without it.
So what would be a healthier reaction? Right. Anger management. You will train yourself not to react angrily, by channelling anger into correct actions, not emotions.
This is what we have to teach our kids spending on that much more effort than protecting them from hearing infamous seven words.
Re:Musing on the subj (Score:2)
So what would be a healthier reaction? Right. Anger management.
Fucking Americans!
Hey, that helps. Thanks.
Re:Musing on the subj (Score:2)
won't someone think of the children (Score:5, Insightful)
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Gee this won't be misused... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Gee this won't be misused... (Score:2)
"After all, Caesar is an honorable man".
Humans can outwit machines every time.
Other possible uses (Score:1, Insightful)
No worries, eh? (Score:1)
As far as I can tell, this would be pretty tough tech to roll out. You'd have to cover all sorts of pitches, tones, garbled speech, and some weirdly pronounced words. So, I'm thinking Microsoft is just trying to get the trophy before the game even starts.
And besides, isn't automatic broadcast censorship just called "Interns?"
Most. Trollish. Slashdot. Article. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)
- Microsoft
- Software Patents
- Censorship
Now, if only Microsoft could extend or apply this patent to automatically censor the topics "evolution" and "open source"
Excellent! (Score:2, Funny)
zOMG! Tagline of the Day Award! (Score:2)
This is awarded for taglines for the news postings that actually manage to be thoughtful. A tagline that is witty, appropriate and insightful. That doesn't happen nearly enough and therefore the TotDA will not necessarily appear on a daily basis (despite the name).
I'm assuming that the Tom-Petty-Free-Playlists would be refering to the Last DJ, who plays what he wants to play. Not that that wasn't prescient - I can barely listen to t
Don't they already do this? (Score:2)
Enjoy,
Tinfoil hats off please, this is for Speech & (Score:3, Insightful)
So an employee or customer using realtime voice services could use an automated service and the company using MS Speech Server technologies could tell the system to not let them broadcast 4 letter words through the service for example.
Imagine a phone system service that allowed a customer to send messages to friends or family, and lets say the company was Apple using the product, they could use the MS technology to ensure the customer didn't tell everyone the service targeted to go get F**ked...
Another example would be a live broadcast that is encoding to Windows Media going out over the FCC air or the Internet, this could keep a bad caller on 'radio' show (for example) from violating FCC rules in realtime.
It could also be used for parents to censor TV or Audio off the Internet or Via a TV Box so they could limit certain words from their kids.
Get it?
As for 'censorship', come on lets pretend the easter bunny is trying to take over the world with toxic chocolate eggs or something more exciting.
Re:Tinfoil hats off please, this is for Speech &am (Score:2)
I am one that growing up we were taught to be polite, but my parents made a big distinction of 'words' and actions or thoughts.
However, there is a need for this in the business world, like in the example I gave, it would offend others and limit the 'creative' services like sending ECards from your company employees by them just leaving their 'best wishes' by picking up a phone. So the company might want to ensure their employees aren't doing the Serial Mom thing and not have to sc
Let's see it (Score:2)
1) How they will accomplish this exactly - I want algorithms
2) How they intend to catch EVERY swear word (even if it's limited to the 7 dirty words)
3) How they will prevent false positives in 100% of situations (funky)
If they can't supply those three things, it's not an invention that works as advertised, and shouldn't be granted no matter what
Censored word list (Score:2)
Apple
iPod
Google
Firefox
Opera
Mac OS X
Linux
Open Source
-- n
Louie Louie (Score:3, Funny)
this is good (Score:3, Interesting)
Of course, maybe the EFF should take notice and preemptively patent some of the f*cked up, obvious things people are going to misapply technology to over the next years.
How the hell is this an invention? (Score:2)
Miss on you picrosoft... (Score:2)
Censor THAT!
Automated Censorship My <expletive deleted> (Score:2)
This is Universal (Score:2, Funny)
They're called "Getting Old" and "Getting Married".
Re:"undesired words and phrases " (Score:2, Informative)
Re:"undesired words and phrases " (Score:2)
And rightly so.
I've a fairly successful phpBB running and, yes I censor. I censor spam, hate speech and racism. I really can't see why I should pay (bandwidth) for them to get their message out. They can run their own site and pay their own bandwidth bill.
If I over do it, people will simply leave my site and go somewhere else...
Audio is more difficult than text (Score:2)
This seems just like those filters on online forums that replace bad words that users post with "****".
However, it's much more difficult to recognize and replace banned words in handwriting or speech, and if a Microsoft researcher has discovered a novel and efficient method of doing this, then the company may deserve a patent.