You've Got Indictments 119
Lam1969 writes "Reuters reports that South Korean prosecutors have started a program to start sending indictment notices via SMS. The program was started partly because of the high penetration of mobile phones among the South Korean population (75%, according to the article), and also because prosecutors want to save money by cutting back on paper mailings. One potential hitch in the program: You have to apply to the service in order to receive your indictment electronically."
who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:1)
But in a country whose only land border is with another country they're at war with, "having the means" means you've got money for a plane or boat ticket.
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:5, Funny)
So you could assign a different cool ringtone to each charge defined by South Korea's criminal code. You don't want "Slandering the State" to sound too much like a charge of "Obstruction of Business". But most people will probably want to set the ring tone to vibrate anyway, in case they get indicted during an important meeting.
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:1)
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:1)
Now that I think about it, I suspect DeLay may have had a nightmare or two about that scenario.
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:2)
2: make accepting SMS indictments part of the "small print" on each cell phone contract
3: ???
4: Profit!
I think the bigger problem is managing to indict someone in 160 characters -- most lawyers can't write "hello" that succinctly.
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:4, Funny)
Legally obligated? (Score:2)
Re:Legally obligated? (Score:1)
Re:Legally obligated? (Score:1)
Here's a simple solution (Score:2)
Put in in the EULA for the phone service. Or hide it with an opt-out clause in the contract. Either would work, and zap! You're served the second you touch the damned thing.
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:2, Interesting)
Also, having worked at a law firm before (albeit in the US), I can tell you that they will do ANYTHING to be in the courts' good graces. I can DEFINITELY see law firms making this mandatory for all employees (and
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:2)
For the same reasons people here in the USA are willing to give up their freedoms:
- Because without it the terrorists win.
- I've got nothing to hide
- Won't somebody please think of the children?
- Registered users won't have to show their papers when they board a plane.
- and on and on.
Re:who would seriously sign up for this? (Score:1)
In Soviet Russia...
Indictments sign up for YOU!
indictment via SMS? (Score:3, Insightful)
Uh, yeah...where do I sign up?
SPAM Indictments (Score:4, Funny)
Re:SPAM Indictments (Score:5, Funny)
I am the owner of a large cell-phone corporation in Nigeria and we have recently discovered that you owe us (Poser Mobile) 3 million US Dollars ($3,000,000) and have not payed up. You are hereby summoned to court tuesday behind the McDonalds on Old 41. Remember to bring all your valuables.
Have a nice day,
Poser mobile
**It just doesn't flow off the tongue (out of the fingers?), sorry**
Re:SPAM Indictments (Score:1)
Re:SPAM Indictments (Score:2)
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target audience (Score:5, Funny)
Re:target audience (Score:1)
"I lost my cell, so I didn't get the notice." won't fly when the police can look at your cellphone usage records.
oh how fun (Score:5, Funny)
Re:oh how fun (Score:1, Redundant)
Re:oh how fun (Score:1)
Re:oh how fun (Score:1)
thanks
Re:oh how fun (Score:1)
oh... (Score:2, Insightful)
Ok... so you have to *sign up* to be indicted electronically? wtf? We can't even get people to sign up for FasTrak toll payment, much less any form of electronic justice.
Re:oh... (Score:2)
South Koreans != Americans.
My guess is there is probably some benefit to signing up, like being able to do court business you *want* to do electronically.
Re:oh... (Score:2)
How many people do that much court business and is on the wrong side of the court? Maybe there's a repeat offender program? Is there a certified SMS system, to prove that the person did recieve and acknowledge the indictment?
Re:oh... (Score:2)
I'm guessing that South Korea doesn't have exactly the same divisions of government that we have -- legislative, executive, and judicial. Maybe registering to do your taxes online gets you signed up for online summons, etc. Just a guess. Or maybe the beauracracy of S. Korea is stupid and inefficient like all the other countries of the world.
Re:oh... (Score:2)
Well, no kidding. My point (which was apparently non-obvious, for pedants such as yourself) is that cultural differences between our two countries would be a near-impenetrable barrier for adoption of such a technology in North America.
BTW... I hear Ric Romero needs an editorial assistant. You might could help him out.
How the U.S. would do it. (Score:3, Insightful)
First, they'll create a US$40 billion law that will help the IRS notify taxpayers of refunds they haven't received. Of course, the majority of this money will be lost and forgotten and taxpayers who sign up will get little more than a notification SMS -- if even that.
Second, ten years later, they'll bring back the system but this time they'll use it to notify taxpayers of deliquency -- after spending another US$100 billion to "fix" the system.
Third, they'll repeat the SMS message at least 20 times more than necessary, due to a bug, and when the taxpayer comes to pay their bill, they'll find out that they owe 20 times the original amount because the IRS is sure they would never send 20 notices of the exact same bill due to the same person unless that person actually owed the entire amount.
Computers don't make mistakes, right?
Re:How the U.S. would do it. (Score:2)
"Computers don't make mistakes, right?"
I think the biggest mistake computers make is doing exactly what we tell them to.
Re:How the U.S. would do it. (Score:1)
Right. Humans do. It is always wise to remember that. If your computer 'makes' a mistake, it is highly likely you operated it beyond its tolerances or programmed it incorrectly.
There is the one in a million chance that a cosmic ray or some 'uncatchable' impurity in the silicon refining process made your computer do something crazy, but then again I'd respond that that is still usually a human error. Noone forces programmers *not* to validate their data (though I do h
Re:How the U.S. would do it. (Score:2)
There is the one in a million chance that a cosmic ray or some 'uncatchable' impurity in the silicon refining process made your computer do something crazy,
Okay, 1 in a million. So a 1 ghz machine should be prone to 1,000 errors a second. We've just invented the next generation of Microsoft FUD - "Its not our software - its yur hardware."
Re:How the U.S. would do it. (Score:1)
That's only the case if the same machine had 999,999,000 human-caused errors per second (I'm not going to do the conversion of microprocessor commands to frequency though I will note that 1 GHz will rarely equal 1 G-ops or G-flops though even those designations are misleading). If you have a billion errors a second and 0.0001
Re:How the U.S. would do it. (Score:2)
Your computer is subjected to 1 billion cosmic rays per second? I hope you have a very large tinfoil hat, preferably lined with lead.
WTF? (Score:4, Funny)
You have got to be kidding...
Next year...
South Korea embarks on a new plan to save law enforcement costs. South Korean police will no longer make arrests. Offenders will simply recieve an email instructing them to report to their nearest police station.
Re:WTF? (Score:2)
This is merely replacing one notification method (dead tree post) with another (SMS). Why is that such a big deal? If people want to get notifications in dead tree format, they don't sign up. If they find receiving dead tree mail a pain (I know I do) and want to work towards making their correspondance electronic only, they sign up and get an SMS.
It's not like the
Re:WTF? (Score:2)
There's a difference between registered mail service (someone has to sign for it) and SMS - which is not even guaranteed to be received (read your terms of service - you pay for them attempting to transmit your message, whether it was received or not).
So just deny you ever received it.
Re:WTF? (Score:2)
If you don't receive your SMS, the cops will just come to your house and arrest you...probably on a saturday morning so you don't see arraignment for a couple days.
Re:WTF? (Score:2)
Again, let them send it by snail mail.
If its not so urgent that they're not going to send someone to arrest you, I want to have something in writing so I can have as much info as possible before I talk to anyone. You're not going to get that with a text message. Only an idiot would argee to this.
Re:WTF? (Score:2)
But wait, then you can't sign for it (guess you were wrong about that, huh?). This conversation has gone like this:
Me - this is an alternate delivery method, and you volunteer for it.
You - But people sign for it the normal way
Someone else - no they don't.
You - oh. Well I still want the snail mail method.
Did you not see me say this is an alternate delivery method, one you volunteer for?
Sorry, these type of conversations are just frustrating.
As for the "only an idiot wou
Re:WTF? (Score:2)
Rule #1 when it comes to legal stuff - NEVER VOLUNTEER! ANYTHING!
Heck, one time it took them 11 months to serve me (they wanted me to "come pick it up" and I told them "ho ho ho - I'm leaving the country at 5.45 tomorrow morning and won't be back for a month. You want me to come pick it up when I get back - you PAY me to pick it up." 11 months. What a freaking joke. And in the end it was just a waste of time anyway - by the time we got to court, 14 months later, they had "lost the file."
SCO has one rig
Re:WTF? (Score:2)
You - But people sign for it the normal way
I never said anyone would sign for an SMS. What I said was that there's a difference between SMS and registered mail - people have to sign for registered mail. When you pick up a piece of registered mail, you have to give your signature and a proof of id. I think you mixed up parts of 2 threads.
Re:WTF? (Score:2)
You laugh, but the neighbour of a friend of mine complained about being assaulted by my friend to the police. Afterwards, the cops paid him a visit. Three months later. That did not prevent them from starting the whole inquiry and indictment rigmarole...
Pointless... (Score:2)
An SMS has no value whatsoever, you can't reasonably expect people to react to an indictment SMS the same way they'd respond to a physical letter. Besides, a lot of people SHARE their mobile phones (i.e a dad and his son who wants to go out), so I can just claim that the SMS was deleted when it wasn't i
Re:Pointless... (Score:2)
Re:Pointless... (Score:1)
Of course, it's a different country, different culture. But the logic behind court rulings in one country is often still valid in another country.
Re:Pointless... (Score:2)
This mentality is outright dangerous.
Re:Pointless... (Score:1)
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In Korea... (Score:1)
Then they'll need to set up an email service for all the older [slashdot.org] people
well i don't think its been mentioned yet, but (Score:1)
so im sure the system would be real usable when thousands of people simultaneously and incorrectly turn themselves in.
a bit OT, but I had an idea for a fun virus a while back. It would consist of a couple of illegal pr0n files that would be emailed, t
South Korea, meet Franz Kafka (Score:2)
Insta-Trace (Score:5, Funny)
Bart: Dad, you don't have ten thousand dollars.
Homer: Eh. How are they going to find me?
[at PBS Pledge Central, the "mercury" in a thermometer
display rises all the way to the top and rings a bell]
White: Folks, we've just reached our goal of ten thousand, seven
hundred dollars, and it's all thanks to one generous
caller
Homer: [laughs]
White: But thanks to Insta-Trace, we've learned it's Homer
Simpson, of 742 Evergreen Terrace. [a picture of Homer
appears on the screen. He screams]
Homer: Oh, why did I register with Insta-Trace?
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF11 [snpp.com]
ObSimpsons #2 (Score:2)
Lindsey: With me, you get more than just a Wharton MBA pulling in $200K—I'm getting a fax... [retrieves fax from mini fax machine strapped to ankle]
Oh no, I've just been indicted; gotta go. How's your July? Mine's terrible.
Am I wrong? (Score:5, Interesting)
Am I wrong or are things just different in South Korea?
Re:Am I wrong? (Score:1)
Re:Am I wrong? (Score:2)
Re:Am I wrong? (Score:1)
Depends (Score:3, Informative)
For things like jury duty notices it's mail, but I don't believe it's certified, just normal mail.
Re:Depends (Score:2)
For civil complaints, you can hire the police to serve the papers
Are you sure you don't mean a bailiff or process server?
Re:Depends (Score:2)
Re:Depends (Score:2)
Not always - depends on where yu live Here, bailiffs are independent process servers. That's why I wrote "bailiff or process server" :-)
Also, here the police are forbidden to do any such actions in civil cases. Their response - see a lawyer, who will hire a bailiff (a private process server) to serve the papers. Bailiffs here routinely get thrown down stairs, punched out, kicked, etc - its part of the job. They hae no "peace officer" status.
Re:Depends (Score:2)
My personal experience that I alluded to was of receiving the court date of my arraignment*. They sent it to me as both a return receipt letter and a regular letter actually, which still seems silly.
*In case anyone cares, I was being arraigned for driving without a license when I was 17 and I was let off the hook at the arraignment, not because I didn't commit the crime but largely because I had a lawyer. The l
Re:Depends (Score:1)
Re:Depends (Score:2)
On the other hand, jury duty is normal mail. Which lead to an amusing situation a few years ago where the state wanted me arrested for dodging jury duty in northern CA, even though I had moved out of that address to southern CA three years prior. The only reason I found out about this was because the person who was recieving the mail finally dec
Re:Depends (Score:2)
Re:Am I wrong? (Score:2)
Actually, no, that is rare.
Court funding has been cut quite a bit over the years. Usually, they'll just keep on sending mail and/or warnings that a drivers licence will be suspended if there isn't a reply.
1984? (Score:4, Insightful)
Pretty soon we will be living in houses with video screens on walls and will be constantly told that in order to have peace, you must have war...oh wait a minute...um nevermind.
Re:1984? (Score:3, Funny)
What did the Facist Food restaurant worker say Winston Smith as he ordered his gruel?
---Would you like lies with that?
Re:1984? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:1984? (Score:2)
I'm as tinfoil hat addicted as the next slashdotter, but how bout just don't break the law to begin with.
And North Korea is considered the crazy one ? (Score:3, Insightful)
So ... what, you sign up for this (Score:3)
AOL has a similar service ... (Score:2)
Sign Up Form (Score:3, Funny)
I can see it now...
Name: [____]
Mobile Number: [____]
Postal Code: [____]
Number of Children in Household: [____]
Annual Household Income: [____]
Which of the following magazines do you subscribe to: ...
[ ] Time
[ ] Korean Weekly
[ ]
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Also slated to happen in the UK (Score:3, Informative)
Can't believe you forgot it! (Score:1, Funny)
13. Profit!
Tracking a criminal (Score:1)
An even better idea, "Here's my phone number, just in case I do something wrong, you guys can let me know." Can't imagine anyone would ever abuse that system.
Apply? (Score:2)
I thought Ken Lay's name sounded Chinese, not Korean.
Why notify at all? (Score:2)
More than just indictments. (Score:1)
All joking aside, it sounds like the SMS service being created will be used for more than just indictments. From the article:
So, more of a general "correspondence with government offices" SMS service than just for sending indictments.Re:Ok.... (Score:2)
PS: If the guy who posted "You've got Jail!" isn't at +5 yet, please mod him up for me!