Datamining the NSA 236
elmartinos writes "With official permission from the data protection committee in the Austrian Office of the Federal Chancellor, quintessence (an association for the re-establishment of information civil rights) has data mined an extensive mailing list related to the Biometric Consortium, which is part of the NSA. Heise (Google translation) writes that a quintessenz activist was able to get access to the mailing list through social engineering, and used a PHP script to extract 1GB worth of data. Quintessenz is using the open source tool Weka for data mining, and Kea for text mining. The first chapter of the gathered information is available online."
Axis of Evil (Score:5, Funny)
Now we're going to end up with a hundred thousand troops in Austria. Thanks!
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:5, Funny)
But the troops will have Strudel and Schnitzel instead of Falafel. That is quite an improvement.
If you make Ahnuld commander, Austrians will welcome the invasion whole-heartedly. They sure like their Arnold. And if I remember 1938 correctly, they'll welcome anyone [wikipedia.org] anyway.
Yes, it's a bit flamebait-y, but you can learn something if you follow the Wikipedia link.
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:2)
Re:Already in process (Score:2)
Ain't gonna happen.
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:2)
Recent? He's been pretty open about leaning to the right for at least fifteen years.
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:5, Funny)
For Arnold to become the president, an amendment would have to be ratified to the Constitution. This could be avoided pretty easily by invading and annexing Austria. Once Austria becomes a part of the United States, Arnold could become president, all without involving that whole changing the Constitution thing in the way.
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:2)
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:2)
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:2)
Please Mr International, don't threaten to really consider creating a meeting to discuss the ramifications of possibly taking actions against the US!
The "International community" is as potent an entity as the "Arab Street".
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:2)
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:3, Insightful)
Like, ummm, Yugoslavia?
Re:Axis of Evil (Score:2)
I'd be more worried if I w3as the US - thats where the BOFH [theregister.co.uk] originally came from.
Obviously... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Obviously... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Obviously... (Score:3, Insightful)
Why do you think MS is trying to force the software patents issue thru the EU?
Was. (Score:1)
Was. Online.
Damn, this is something i want to read
Re:Was. (Score:4, Informative)
Maybe now... (Score:4, Insightful)
And why does it matter what language the script used was in, unless there was some bug in a script on the webserver related to the script parser...
Re:Maybe now... (Score:2)
"Through Social Engineering"? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:"Through Social Engineering"? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:"Through Social Engineering"? (Score:2)
Re:"Through Social Engineering"? (Score:2)
WTF does that mean?
Re:"Through Social Engineering"? (Score:2)
Skip the Translation (Score:2, Funny)
Mother of God, that's got to be one of the worse translations I've ever tried to read.
google cache (Score:5, Informative)
Dear Sir... (Score:3, Funny)
Yours,
J. Edgar Hoover (deceased)
Not smart (Score:5, Funny)
I mean look how fast they made their server disappear.
Re:Not smart (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not smart (Score:2)
Battleships? The last USN battleship was decomissioned years ago.
Re:Not smart (Score:5, Funny)
About as long as you've had a sense of humor.
(That's a joke son) [vegalleries.com]
Re:Not smart (Score:2)
Since when does the navy have battleships?
(not since 1992 if youre curious)
Re:Not smart (Score:2)
Pure trash
NATO crumbling (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:NATO crumbling (Score:5, Informative)
Secondly this mailing list was/is an open list. The magical "hack" here was writing a script to get some historical postings that weren't easily accessed.
Also Quintessenz apparently notified the list that it was going to be analyzed and nobody complained (probably because it's an open list anyway).
This, like many other Slashdot stories lately (or is it just me?) is unbelievably overhyped bullshit.
Or, if prefer another viewpoint, and you too would like to join the ranks of NSA hackers - follow this secret link to the mailing list!
http://www.biometrics.org/html/listserv.ht
(but don't tell anyone I posted this link. I don't have a tinfoil hat... yet)
Re:NATO crumbling (Score:2)
Doh! Ok, I should have checked on that, even though it's seemed completely obvious that they would be.
Re:NATO crumbling (Score:2)
You'd think so.
"Unfortunately", Oesterreich (Eastern Reich?) is central Europe, and was occupied by the Sovs at the end of WW2. It is the only country that they voluntarily left before it fell apart. It is my understanding that America side-agreed not to try to get Oesterreich into NATO,
You're forgetting... (Score:2)
Re:NATO crumbling (Score:2)
Hmmm, I din't know that...
Re:NATO crumbling (Score:2)
The actual taking of information is a security issue on NSA's end and is certainly an embarrassment they'd want to cover up. The involvement of a foreign government is another matter entirely.
Re:NATO crumbling (Score:2)
They didn't. They only gave them permission to work on personal data, and didn't care where they got the data from.
Other than that, the Austrian government wasn't involved in this. I doubt this could lead to any problems whatsoever
In related news: (Score:4, Funny)
As if they'd so that. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:As if they'd so that. (Score:5, Interesting)
Yes, that's the joke. It's dismally common among north american* english speakers to [hear|read] "Australia" when someone [says|writes] "Austria", mostly because they've never heard of Austria. My father is from Austria and has a shirt he got there that has:
-An outline of Austria
-A kangaroo silhouette inside the outline
-A "red circle with diagonal line through it" over the kangaroo
-A caption which reads "There are no kangaroos in AUSTRIA"
*The English are close enough to europe to know where Austria is, and Australians know the name of their own country well enough to tell the difference; but like 20% of US and Canadian english speakers he meets get it wrong, according to my dad.
Re:As if they'd so that. (Score:3, Funny)
Guilty as charged.
But what's sad about this is that I've been to Austria, specifically Vienna. And I still thought the story was about Australia until I started reading comments about Schwarzenegger . . .
Re:As if they'd so that. (Score:2)
Re:As if they'd so that. (Score:2)
Was it stuff that should have gone to Austria that was mis-shipped, or stuff for Australia that was mis-labelled?
p.s. good sig
Re:As if they'd so that. (Score:2)
p.s. Greetings brother, may you be eaten first!
Re:As if they'd so that. (Score:2)
*Looks around*
It sure looks like plenty of foreign nationals chose to attend Cornell. You'd think that they would avoid my country altogether as far as education is concerned, if Americans were really that stupid. While I'm glad to have them in my presence, it is a bit disheartening to turn on the radio, and hear yet another disparaging remark about my country. T
Re:As if they'd so that. (Score:2)
Cripes, I didn't claim my dad's off the cuff estimate was the results of a careful survey of a meticulously selected random cross section, I'm just reporting what one guy said he's experienced. The very fact that they sell a freakin' SHIRT in Austria with the joke on it is a pretty good indicator that it's a common mistake and that it's not just my dad mumbling causing the mistake.
Re:the term "aussie" (Score:2)
Can't say for certain, but since the official language there is German and "Austria" is just an anglicised form of the country's real name "Österreich", they probably call themselves "Österreicher".
Re:As if they'd so that. (Score:2)
Yes, well, the implication of the joke is that kangaroos are not native to Austria. But trying to explain a joke ruins it, doesn't it.
Re:In related news: (Score:2, Funny)
What a ridiculous idea! Austria could never produce anyone truly evil!
Re:In related news: (Score:2)
And by the way, that tattoo says "The, Austria, The" in German.
Good grief (Score:5, Insightful)
2) Somebody lied a bit to get onto a relatively open mailing list
3) This whole thing is on par with kids grabbing some telephone switch manuals out of a dumpster and bringing them to a 2600 meeting to show off to other losers.
Re:Good grief (Score:2)
Ten to one you could have just FOIAed this and more.
Re:Good grief (Score:2)
Re:Good grief (Score:2)
Re:Good grief (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Good grief (Score:3, Funny)
Superhaxxor starter kit (Score:5, Funny)
1. Sign up for "secret NSA mailing list" at http://www.biometrics.org/html/listserv.html
2. Read archives
3. Super haxxor!
I am mining State Department data! (Score:2, Funny)
http://travel.state.gov/travel_warnings.html
Re:Good grief (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Good grief (Score:2, Funny)
Yawn...wake me when the get the NOC list...
Re:Good grief (Score:5, Insightful)
If you can read German (if not use babelfish) here is a guy replying to the original German article (on heise online) complaining about how stupid the whole story is (he was also on the list as a student):
http://www.heise.de/newsticker/foren/g
not only was the list basically an open list but the members were notified in advance that the list's contents would be analyzed by Quintessenz and nobody complained.
I think the shocking thing here is to see how far Slashdot will go to sensationalize stupid bullshit to get more advertising hits.
Could someone explain ... (Score:2)
Could some kind soul let me know?
Many thanks.
D
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Re:So what have we found...? (Score:2, Informative)
My own datamining experiment (Score:5, Funny)
Based on my expert analysis of the message traffic, I have determined:
1998-2000 - Using supercomputing VA-Linux beowulf clusters and drawing upon the grit-making skills of Natalie Portman, the NSA was doing bad things.
2000-2003 - Mr. Goatse and Tubgirl complete the VA-Linux transition to OSDN and formulate the Slashdot/NSA/CIA business plan:
1. Take distgusting pictures
2. Utilize legacy hot grits(tm) technology
3. ???
4. Profit!
2004-present - RIAA sues everyone. The universe is safe.
Re:My own datamining experiment (Score:2)
2. Utilize legacy hot grits(tm) technology
3. ???
4. Profit!
I thought we all agreed that "3. ???" was to be changed to:
3. Fire Rick Berman from a cannon, charging people $5 admission to watch
Re:My own datamining experiment (Score:2)
You'r missing out the Soviet Russia connection...
(or is the Soviet Russia connection missing out you?)
Re:My own datamining experiment (Score:2)
Re:My own datamining experiment (Score:2)
Biometrics in the US and M1 (Score:5, Informative)
If you want to know what's going on in the US with respect to biometrics, head over to the site for the M1 working group [ncits.org] which writes the standards.
What the hell? (Score:5, Funny)
I think it has its own gravitational field
*slap* (Score:2)
NSA not that secret. (Score:5, Interesting)
The secret stuff is done by Central Security Services and the Information Assurance Directorate. They're the guys that "certify" trusted networks and systems. They basically do for networks what the FBI does for people when they investigate them for clearance. Of course, as part of their job, they "audit" the security of our critical systems remotely and covertly (i.e. Red Teaming).
The really secret stuff is done by the SIGINT folks. They're tasked with intercepting and analyzing any "interesting" communications while at the same time keeping our communications secure. They're the codemakers and the codebreakers. Even in this über-secretive area, they're pretty much just a bunch of crypto-geeks who never get their hands dirty (they leave HUMINT to the CIA).
Heck, the only guys at NSA HQ who even carry guns are the security guards. Well.. them and the several thousand soldiers surrounding them (they are in the middle of an Army base after all).
That all having been said, whoever "harvested" this information is asking for trouble. They can expect a visit from some counter-intelligence officers who will want to know exactly why these persons are so interested in who's on the NSA's payroll.
Re:NSA not that secret. (Score:3, Funny)
You might want to check your sources of information there, buddy.
Re:NSA not that secret. (Score:2)
Re:NSA not that secret. (Score:2)
Funny, I would have thought "getting your hands dirty" would have been called SIGKILL...
Post lacks logical consistency (Score:2)
Later on...
The really secret stuff is done by the SIGINT folks.
WTF!? They're "not that secret" but they do "really secret stuff"?
That fact is that the NSA is a highly secretive organization. Try reading their employee manual. [think-aboutit.com] As a matter of fact, if you asked me for an example of a "secretive organization", the NSA would be one of the first examples to come to mind.
Heck, the only guys at NSA HQ who
Re:NSA not that secret. (Score:2)
and known to most people with common sense
Hence why it is not widely known.
Do you _know_ anyone who works there? (Score:2)
Give me a break... (Score:5, Insightful)
Coral cache (Score:2)
It's slowly filling, but looks like I got to it before the quintessenz server imploded.
Wrong Story (Score:5, Insightful)
The story is that they have sifted through huge amounts of data to extract the interesting parts, and essentially made an analysis of the history of biometric standards, and the respective attempts of NSA people to push it this way or that.
It's one thing to post "I think the NSA is influencing biometric companies" to
NSA can relax (Score:3, Funny)
Great! (Score:2)
As a citizen, you had better care ... (Score:2)
Re:As a citizen, you had better care ... (Score:2)
Snicker.
As a non-US citizen (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:As a non-US citizen (Score:2, Informative)
Re: (Score:2)
but *most people* don't know better (Score:3, Insightful)
It doesn't matter what your little groups of enlightened friends thinks. It's what Joe and Jane Q. Public think, and what they are led to believe by your government.
Unfortunately, I have encountered a lot of people who are for biometrics. Some can change their minds once they learn the truth about the insecurity of biometrics. This does not mean everyone can learn/
Re:Already slow, (Score:2)
Re:Google translation needed for Australian? (Score:2)
Australian (rather than Austrian) Office of the Federal Chancellor, quintessence (an association for the re-establishment of information civil rights) has data mined an extensive mailing list related to the Biometric Consortium, which is part of the NSA. Heise (Google translation) writes
and then wonder why they needed a Google translation?
sling us an oxford or two, and i'll let you have a captain cook. its the good oil, mate, no wuckers.
(ps the septics up the big smoke
Re:Hey, so what? The US build these monsters ... (Score:3, Insightful)
http://www.greaterthings.com/Word-Number/Organiza t ions/Echelon/ [greaterthings.com]
and you'll see that the author uses the words ecdysis and echidna to tell us why Echelon is so bad. Apparently they come either side of Echelon in his '71 Websters, so they must be related...
My point is that no matter how true your position is, we are more likely to accept it if you use exampels and proofs from someone on our side of reality. In fact, the less credible the source, the less likely
It's pretty simple. (Score:2)