Stories
Slash Boxes
Comments

News for nerds, stuff that matters

Florida Proposes Taxing Local LANs

Posted by timothy on Mon Aug 25, 2003 06:17 PM
from the please-alert-dave-barry dept.
Vellmont writes "From the state that brought you the 2000 presidential election debacle, now comes the proposal to tax your LAN. The Orlando Business Journal is reporting that the the state of Florida is thinking about putting a 9% tax on LANs within the state. Exactly what they will be taxing isn't clear, since the tax amounts to 9% of... something. Will taxing the electrical wires within your home be next?"
This discussion has been archived. No new comments can be posted.
Florida Proposes Taxing Local LANs | Log In/Create an Account | Top | 637 comments (Spill at 50!) | Index Only | Search Discussion
Display Options Threshold:
The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
(1) | 2 | 3
  • [FLORIDA]. What more can you say about a state that can't even figure out voting?
    • Re:Fark says it best... (Score:5, Interesting)

      by killthiskid (197397) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:29PM (#6789190)
      (http://freescreencast.com/ | Last Journal: Monday September 01 2003, @07:40PM)
      The proposal has its roots in a legislative directive handed down two years ago. It aimed to modernize how the state taxes communications.

      This ranks right up there with Minnesota regulating VOIP like a normal telephone service. [slashdot.org]

      Why the hell do law makers seem to think that every new technology needs to regulated to hell, or treated like some form of existing technology??? The internet LIVES the way it does today because it happened so damn fast than lawmakers couldn't keep up...

      The proposed rule pushes the definition of communications systems to include local area networks, or LANs, as well as wide area networks, or WANs, which connect computers across distances. Practically any office with two computers will have a local area network...
      That brings them under the purview of the proposed rule, which includes computer networks as "substitute communications systems"

      A substitue comm system? They must have needed a catch all to ensure they could screw every penny of tax of everything out there. Would this cover two tin cans with a string between them? I'd hate to see that go to court, I'm sure they'd rule it taxable.

      I can understand the need for a 'tax' on very much public infrastructures like a massive telephone land line system or cable systems... but why would you need to tax someone extra for laying out 4 pair wire? Do in house telephone systems get covered? Do you have to have a certain type of equipment to 'qualify'?

      [ Parent ]
      • Re:Fark says it best... by DAldredge (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:40PM
        • Re:Fark says it best... (Score:5, Interesting)

          by scoove (71173) on Monday August 25 2003, @07:19PM (#6789634)
          Why? Because they can and it makes them feel important.

          Don't mean to be redundant, but there's a very good (not good good, but "explains things" good) reason they do: they're paid to do so.

          Minnesota imposed VoIP regulations to protect the incumbant carriers. ILECs are aggressive at lobbying and throw a lot of money around during election time. (After all, they've got to spend some of that money the fleeced you on your business line somewhere).

          Florida's proposal is bizarre. Granted, the ILEC tax model is old, though they're still finding creative ways to pump back money to the old boy network like re-inventing the rural telephone fund to tax broadband service and give the money back to ILECs in exchange for their promise to think about rural customers occasionally. (In an odd twist, our company which provides service to half a state in fly-over-country, would be taxed in order to give the money to ILECs who don't offer broadband! Go figure...). But this Florida one even has me puzzled. It's as loopy as use tax (sales tax for sales that a state does not have legal jurisdiction for, and then creates a tax on using products, but exempts you if you paid in-state sales tax, meaning the only people that pay use tax are interstate purchases which didn't pay sales tax. How's that for simple?)

          Since nobody wants to cut budgets in state gubmints, it makes you wonder what's next. Don't be surprised if we see:

          - a simple "per-foot" tax on cable. We'll have to have 14-page exemption forms for farmers who have long rural distances to run between the barn and the house, of course.

          - a MIPS tax, socking it to the rich suckers who can afford that top-of-the-line processor (sort of a PC SUV tax)

          - CPU cycle credits: download and run GUBMINT.EXE in the background, allowing the state's tax computers to load share when your PC is idle, and get a $25 annual rebate on your LAN tax. (Of courses, the state will hire consultants from Intuit to write spyware that measures your LAN length and other taxable details and reports back thru the exe program).

          Come on, public servants. Certainly you can find more creative ways to part us from our hard-earned money while you play solitare all day at the DMV!

          *scoove*

          [ Parent ]
      • Re:Fark says it best... (Score:5, Interesting)

        Why the hell do law makers seem to think that every new technology needs to regulated to hell, or treated like some form of existing technology??? The internet LIVES the way it does today because it happened so damn fast than lawmakers couldn't keep up...

        Okay, look, duh. It's an opportunity to make money. Why are you even asking this question? the only reason marijuana isn't legal today is that people make too much money on maintaining the status quo. This is the same thing.

        [ Parent ]
      • kewl, let them tax 50% by swschrad (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @07:09PM
      • Re:Fark says it best... (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Austerity Empowers (669817) on Monday August 25 2003, @07:26PM (#6789682)
        Why the hell do law makers seem to think that every new technology needs to regulated to hell, or treated like some form of existing technology??? The internet LIVES the way it does today because it happened so damn fast than lawmakers couldn't keep up...

        Communications has traditionally been (in the US and elsewhere) quite regulated. The reasons are logical in general, he who has the wires, holds a monopoly. People who have monopolies are dangerous to consumers. I agree with that, in fact I think all monopolies are dangerous and inherently bad for a country and the gov't should sponsor competitors to monopolies wherever possible. But I digress.

        There is a common misconception that ALL communications is thus monopoly like, and subject to regulation. They try to do this with VOIP, internet traffic etc. They have lost site of the INTENTION of regulation, which is to protect consumers against dangerous monopolies. This is exagerrated by regulated monopolies (telco's, cable co's etc) which would be forced to compete with cheaper alternatives. They fuel the fire and confuse the issues. VoIP for example is a major annoyance to telco's at the moment, as it might allow cable companies (for example) to deliver voice service without the normal federal regulation. This is ridiculous of course, and spoken by people who know better and wish to hide the fact that almost EVERY wired network connection in the world is regulated by at least one gov't agency, and the cost of regulation is passed on to the buyer. The internet (not that I'd necessary use this for business class VOIP mind you) is just as much subject to regulation as anything else. The issue here is that you're not paying $24/month on phone service in addition to your data. So these groups are constantly lobbying any politician who will listen about how unfair things are. A politicians education on many issues may consist ONLY of parties interested in changing something, and regrettebly money plays a lot into who he listens to most.

        Politicians on the other hand are given the unenviable job of solving various government crises with the tools at their disposal. They can solve financial problems by cutting or taxing. If they choose to cut, they must select something to cut, and face public wrath. If they choose to tax they must face the wrath only of the public affected. So this relatively creative guy (ignorant perhaps) decided he's going to tax "LANs". How many people have LANs? Few individuals. Those individuals use them at work probably, but hey, that's someone elses pocket. So now he fixes a financial snafu AND pleases a local telco. The public won't argue, he probably gets some in pocket, this is a winner, right?

        I love how impassioned politicians get during their campaigns about ideals and visions. Democrats and Republicans argue about the most inane things and come off sounding as if they are opposite poles of the universe. Whoever gets elected usually pulls one or two publicity stunts to show the world how he follows his ideal and spends most of his time with it. Simultaneously the ideal falls by the wayside on every other issue in the interests of time, image and greed. I'm not saying I believe they're all evil like satan, but most of their actions can be understood.

        Somehow it's up to us to fix this, but how....

        [ Parent ]
      • Many regulations solve real problems (Score:5, Insightful)

        by coyote-san (38515) on Monday August 25 2003, @07:31PM (#6789723)
        Don't be so quick to dismiss all regulations as unnecessary interference. Some are nothing but lobbyists freezing out the competition, but others addressed real problems.

        The bottom line is if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck and is being baked with an orange glaze and served to hungry diners, it's a duck. Paypal is a bank and the sooner it is treated as one the better off everyone will be -- too many people have been burned by arbitrary and opaque dispute resolution policies. VoIP that replaces conventional phone service *is* phone service and the users need to have the same protections (e.g., against unauthorized wiretaps, arbitrary charge dispute resolutions, etc.) as regular phone service users, etc.
        [ Parent ]
      • Re:Fark says it best... by Millyways (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @08:14PM
      • Re:Fark says it best... by kaltkalt (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @08:20PM
      • Re:Fark says it best... by Wes Janson (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @10:16PM
      • Re:Fark says it best... by AdEbh (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @12:06AM
      • Re:A need for a tax? by barryjoe54 (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @04:58AM
      • Don't Tax Infrastructure! by NickFortune (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @06:03AM
      • Telstra already taxes Aus by Hyperhaplo (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @10:03PM
      • 3 replies beneath your current threshold.
    • Next: a tax on taxes by MikeCapone (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:31PM
    • What they'll tax... (Score:5, Funny)

      by sterno (16320) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:34PM (#6789252)
      (http://www.bigbrother.net/)
      Actually, as it turns out, because of some voting confusion, for every LAN installation, you'll be expected to pay approximately 9% of Pat Buchanan to the state of Florida. Pat Buchanan could not be reached for comment.
      [ Parent ]
    • Re:Fark says it best... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:38PM
    • Re:Fark says it best... (Score:5, Funny)

      by fmileto (533185) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:55PM (#6789440)
      (http://slashdot.org/)
      I believe a H. Simpson captured it in the phrase "Florida. That's America's wang."
      [ Parent ]
      • wang? by bob_calder (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @07:32PM
    • Re:Fark says it best... by kramer2718 (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @12:35AM
    • Re:Fark says it best... by paulpuddles (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @05:03AM
    • Re:Fark says it best... by Wakko Warner (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:29PM
    • 6 replies beneath your current threshold.
  • Maybe I have missed somthing... by EpsCylonB (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:18PM
    • Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by canajin56 (Score:3) Monday August 25 2003, @06:19PM
      • Because it wasn't taxed yet

        Where do you live?

        Around here, when we were first permitted to get to the Internet via a phone line, there was already a tax on every phone bill. Then the cable folks supplied Internet service, and part of every cable bill is a tax. I've bought a few wires (thin ethernet first, then the hub that the vendors have forced on us for the last few years, all to connect a few home computers, and part of every purchase is a tax.

        We need electricity to run our computers, and part of every electric bill is - you guessed it - a tax.

        So what they're talking about is a special, higher tax for those of us on the Net. Every little bit of the net has been taxed right from the start; they just want networks taxed even higher than any other sort of comm or power equipment.

        [ Parent ]
      • It's been taxed several times. (Score:5, Insightful)

        by The Monster (227884) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:59PM (#6789483)
        (http://slashdot.org/)
        Because it wasn't taxed yet
        Huh? I must have missed something. You mean they don't collect sales tax on hubs, switches, routers, Cat 5 cable & sundries? You mean that the people who install that stuff don't pay income tax? Where the WAN is traversing copper owned by the telcos, is it exempt from the special taxes they're already paying?

        This reminds me of the bizarre logic that was used by advocates of the 'Intangibles' tax we collect here in KS. They said that if you invested your money in farm land

        Gotta include the farmers if you want something passed in the Land of Ahs
        you'd pay property taxes on it, but if you just put it in the bank and 'clipped coupons'
        That's populist code for the idle rich, who don't do 'honest work', which is apparently defined as something that gets you smelling like the cattle that outnumber the humans in this state, never you mind that without investors, there aren't any new jobs created for people to honestly, or even 'dishonestly' work (by using their brains instead of their muscles)
        you don't pay them, so it's only fair to tax intangibles too.

        This reasoning completely ignores the fact that the capital that your investment goes to is already subject to property tax, and taxing intanbibles qua intangibles is double taxation, just as taxing computer networks is as well.

        Before anyone clicks on the Reply to This link to pipe up that it's double taxation on the telcos too... yes, it is. It's an extra tax they pay in exchange for having a government-mandated monopoly. They pass that tax along to their captive customer base, which is oblivious to the fact that businesses don't pay taxes, they collect them.

        [ Parent ]
      • Taxing LANs... by Hogwash McFly (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:10PM
      • Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by Dorothy 86 (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:16PM
      • Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by MyHair (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @08:23PM
      • Reminds me of something by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @08:45PM
      • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
    • Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:19PM
      • Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by TamMan2000 (Score:3) Monday August 25 2003, @06:29PM
        • by HiThere (15173) * <charleshixsn&earthlink,net> on Monday August 25 2003, @08:04PM (#6789976)
          Annual lease payments? Huh? On a LAN? Not on a computer, where I can see an annual lease payment, but on a LAN?

          They appear to not know what they're talking about... "OK everyone, the tax assessor's coming. Unplug your computers, and we'll power down and disconnect the routers." You may think that's silly, but if you do that, there is no LAN. If you want to tax something, tax the hardware or the software...O, wait, they already do.

          But what is this "LAN" that you're leasing?
          [ Parent ]
    • Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by bored_SuSE_user (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:21PM
      • Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... (Score:5, Interesting)

        by bigfatlamer (149907) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:43PM (#6789340)
        No, they're not monitoring traffic. They're planning to tax lease payments (assuming you lease your network equipment) or depreciation costs (assuming you purchase it and deduct the depreciation costs from your taxes).

        The reason that you don't understand it is because it's fucking insane. I'm all for taxing businesses, the wealthy, etc. for their fair share but this is ridiculous on so many levels.

        If this tax is to be fair, then they have to tax any other business leases (e.g. equipment) and depreciation on any other business assets at the same rate (assuming this isn't already done, which I doubt). If they propose this "tax parity," the shit will hit the fan in FL and this tax will disappear.

        What will probably happen however is that they'll put it up to a vote and a bunch of ancient Palm Beach County residents will fuck up the butterfly ballot and the tax will pass.

        Now that I've said all of that, if the proceeds from this tax were used to set up low cost (~$20/mo or less) statewide broadband access (available to individuals and businesses), regardless of location then perhaps this would be a good thing. More thank likely though the money's just going to go to that other Bush's campaign war chest.

        BFL
        [ Parent ]
    • Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... (Score:5, Interesting)

      by DAldredge (2353) <SlashdotEmail@GMail.Com> on Monday August 25 2003, @06:42PM (#6789331)
      (Last Journal: Sunday October 14, @10:49PM)
      Because it is easier than cutting spending.
      [ Parent ]
    • by Anonymous Coward on Monday August 25 2003, @06:49PM (#6789389)
      Because we need to build multi-billion dollar missile defense systems that don't even work to protect us from terrorists who don't even own sophisticated missile systems. It's all very logical, really.
      [ Parent ]
    • by L0neW0lf (594121) on Monday August 25 2003, @07:03PM (#6789505)
      Because senior citizens rarely use LANs, so the AARP and won't bitch about it much. ;) Don't you know ANYTHING about how Florida works?
      [ Parent ]
    • Re:Maybe why not ... good stuff by OldHawk777 (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:10PM
    • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
  • by draziw (7737) * on Monday August 25 2003, @06:19PM (#6789070)
    (Last Journal: Sunday October 27 2002, @10:43AM)
    That's why the DMCA, TCPA, copyright/trademark law, wiretap laws, etc. work perfectly. At least in this case, there is no chance at all that this proposed tax will actually happen. Next they will try to tax people who _think_ about buying something on the net, or ponder putting gas in their cars. Frigging idiots.

    (Idiotic laws/implementation is part of why SCO is trying to pull off crazy moves)

    --
    I hear there are two types of people in Florida... Really really old people, and their parents.
    +1 for good karma, love for the DMCA, SCO, and low user id.
  • Which state? (Score:5, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday August 25 2003, @06:19PM (#6789071)
    From the state that brought you the 2000 presidential election debacle

    Would that be Texas?
  • by Bones3D_mac (324952) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:19PM (#6789072)
    Are they going to audit anyone with a computer and an email address?
  • Jeb by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:19PM
    • Re:Jeb by tcopeland (Score:3) Monday August 25 2003, @06:58PM
      • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
    • Re:Jeb (Score:5, Funny)

      by FunWithHeadlines (644929) on Monday August 25 2003, @07:24PM (#6789672)
      (http://www.funwithheadlines.net/)
      " What else can you expect from the state that elected a guy named "Jeb".

      Come and listen to a story about a guv named Jeb
      A rich southernor, barely got his bro Prez,
      Then one day he was lookin' for more dough,
      And got the idea he could tax the LANs too.

      Data that is, ethernet, Texas bits.

      Well the first thing you know ol' Jeb's still a millionaire,
      Kinfolk said Jeb give some cash from there
      Said Floridee is the place for dough and fun
      So they loaded up the vaults and moved to Washington.

      DC, that is.
      Greedy pols, movie stars.

      [ Parent ]
    • Re:Jeb by asscroft (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @07:27PM
    • Re:Jeb by superyooser (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @10:34PM
    • 2 replies beneath your current threshold.
  • LANing under the table by DigiShaman (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:20PM
  • Great! (Score:5, Funny)

    by malibucreek (253318) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:20PM (#6789086)
    (http://www.themeparkinsider.com/)
    Well, if it's nine percent of my incoming spam that they want... the state can have it.

    Heck, take 100 percent. Anything I can do to help.

    • Re:Great! (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Angst Badger (8636) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:41PM (#6789319)
      Well, if it's nine percent of my incoming spam that they want... the state can have it.

      It would be so nice if people would read the actual article. (Yes, I realize the above was a joke.) Here's the vital line:

      Computer networks would be taxed at that percent on either annual lease payments or depreciation.

      What they're talking about, in nine cases out of ten, would be taxing equipment depreciation. (I assume that they're referring to dedicated WAN lines when they talk about annual lease payments, since I don't know anyone who leases LANs.)

      What's really boneheaded about this is that LANs are so cheap, even for relatively large LANs, that equipment expenses are more likely to be written off as capital expense rather than being depreciated over time. Even then -- since annual depreciation is usually defined by tax codes -- most LANs would last well beyond their depreciation period, resulting in an exemption from further taxation.

      What'll be interesting to see is how they define what a LAN actually is. Hubs, routers, switches, and spools of CAT-5 or coax, sure, but will they be including NICs -- which are arguably part of the PC rather than the network proper -- or network operating systems?

      The worst part is that this won't be a good source of revenue, but will impose considerable expense on businesses to comply with the reporting requirements.
      [ Parent ]
    • If they taxed on data upload/sent by wadiwood (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:24PM
  • The most outrageus thing i ever heard!!! by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:20PM
  • About that rate. (Score:5, Funny)

    by Black Parrot (19622) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:21PM (#6789096)


    > Exactly what they will be taxing isn't clear, since the tax amounts to 9% of... something.

    Clearly, they'll charge you 94,371.84 bytes per megabyte.

    Presumably you can pay by simply sending them a big e-message.

  • read my lips... by PoPRawkZ (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:21PM
  • My question is by reboot246 (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:21PM
  • Tax on purchase? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by syates21 (78378) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:21PM (#6789106)
    It sounds like a crappy idea any way you slice it, but from reading the article it looks like they are talking about taxing the purchase of the LAN equipment, rather than taxing/metering of usage itself.

    What I don't understand is why this would be treated differently than buying desktop organizers or office chairs.

    Morons.
  • Maybe I'm missing something, but by ded_guy (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:22PM
  • 9.17% of zero equals.... by xanderwilson (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:22PM
  • Looking for feedback by SnowWolf2003 (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:22PM
  • Taxed on What? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:24PM
  • what they are taxing... (Score:5, Informative)

    by ih8apple (607271) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:24PM (#6789128)
    according to this article [msnbc.com]: "Computer networks would be taxed at that percent on either annual lease payments or depreciation."
  • I propose a change in the bill by robogun (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:24PM
  • Nobody Expects... (Score:5, Funny)

    by Lawrence_Bird (67278) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:24PM (#6789131)
    (http://www.rant.st/)
    The Lanquisition!

    NOBODY expects the LANquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the IRS.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
  • by MadCow42 (243108) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:25PM (#6789138)
    (http://www.lenticularshareware.com/)
    The original intent of most communications taxes was to subsidize the government's cost for the publically provided communications infrastructure... if the gov't is going to be supplying me with a free GigaBit ethernet LAN, then sure, they can tax it's use.

    Get with the program people... sounds as wacky as Seattle's proposed tax on espresso!

    MadCow.
  • Taxing LANs? by tgraupmann (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:25PM
    • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
  • Don't fret, folks. (Score:5, Funny)

    by Dirtside (91468) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:25PM (#6789140)
    (http://matt.waggoner.com/ | Last Journal: Tuesday February 17 2004, @02:03PM)
    This is all just an attempt to take back the coveted title of The Doofus State [miami.com] from California. We reacquired it thanks to our upcoming election. (If Schwarzenegger wins, it's Total Recall, I suppose.)
  • Taxman (Score:5, Funny)

    by Esion Modnar (632431) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:25PM (#6789144)
    Let me tell you how it will be, here's one for you nineteen for me, 'cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.

    Should 95% appear to small, be thankful I don't take it all, 'cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.

    If you drive your car, I'll tax the street, if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet, if you get too cold, I'll tax the heat, if you take the bus, I'll tax your seat, TAXMAN!!!

    • Re:Taxman by jeremyp (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @06:10AM
  • Next... by dos4who (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:25PM
  • So by Timesprout (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:26PM
  • Local LANs by theoddball (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:27PM
    • Re:Local LANs by lusciouslen (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:35PM
    • ATM Machines by Schart (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @01:01PM
  • Legislation by trolling by ttyRazor (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:27PM
  • Recount! (Score:5, Funny)

    by SuperBanana (662181) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:27PM (#6789166)
    Exactly what they will be taxing isn't clear, since the tax amounts to 9% of... something

    If it's by the byte, for heavily black/jewish democratic networks 1MB= 1024kB. On republican networks 1MB will = 1000kB.

    Oh...and will they count hanging patch cords? What about ones that are plugged in, but haven't fully clicked into the port, and fall out during counting?

    God help Florida users if the government learns of half versus full duplex...

    • Re:Recount! by rosie_bhjp (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:52PM
    • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
  • What constitutes a LAN? by oaklybonn (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:28PM
  • Has to be said by Kevin DeGraaf (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:28PM
  • by JessLeah (625838) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:29PM (#6789186)
    Well, if the RIAA can discover "virtual" CD burners in raids, maybe they'll tax "virtual ISPs", or "server potential" which would be the result of some weird formula involving CPU types and speeds, RAM complements, etc...

    I can see the headlines now. "Joseph McMurphy has been artrested in Altamonte Springs, Florida, for allegedly possessing the equivalent of 6 Internet servers without paying network wiring taxes. This amount, roughly equivalent to 60 small Web sites or 600 personal sites......."
  • Broke... by MoeMoe (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:29PM
  • Totally fair. by kwerle (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:30PM
  • What they're taxing... by mgcsinc (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:30PM
  • Good luck (Score:5, Interesting)

    by shogarth (668598) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:30PM (#6789207)
    So you get a bunch of legistators in a room and they decide to implement a tax based on lease payments or depreciation. Good luck to them.

    There are some amazingly difficult terminology problems for them to define:
    • For calculating depreciation, what is the lifespan of the cable plant? Does fiber have a longer lifespan than copper? If so, how much longer?
    • Is the labor cost of installing the cable plant taxed or just the materials?
    • What is the lifespan of a switch/router? How about a VPN server? A NAT box? A firewall?
    • Are servers included as part of the LAN? If so, how do you differentiate between a "server" and a "desktop?"
    • If you are leasing, do you get taxed on the service/support component or just the equipment costs?
    • Since vendors don't report these sales to the municipality, how in the Hell are they going to enforce this?
    • Re:Good luck by WasterDave (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:40PM
    • Re:Good luck by wagemonkey (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @04:28AM
  • Just what we need... by vought (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:30PM
  • "That clanging you hear is the machine working" by mikeophile (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:30PM
  • Does the submitted even read article anymore? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:30PM
  • by DrinkDr.Pepper (620053) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:31PM (#6789225)
    home be next?

    Well lets see, I pay tax on my telephone bills, on my power bill, on my gas bill. I pay it on any wires I buy to install in my house and I pay tax on my house itself. What isn't taxed within my house?
  • Fantastic idea (Score:5, Insightful)

    by kstumpf (218897) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:32PM (#6789236)
    What a great way to encourage businesses to setup shop in your state! I'm sure companies will flock to Florida now.
  • I'd send them a check... (Score:5, Funny)

    by KillerHamster (645942) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:33PM (#6789243)
    (http://www.l4l.org/)
    ...right after I finish writing one for SCO.
  • It's the RIAA!!!!!! by luckyguesser (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:34PM
    • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
  • National Athem, Rev2 (Score:4, Funny)

    by switcha (551514) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:34PM (#6789250)
    Now they will have to edit out that part about "LAN of the free, and home of the brave".

    Wha'?! It's what?

  • The most outrageous thing he ever heard... by mgcsinc (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:34PM
  • It is clear what is being taxed by brandido (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:34PM
  • 9% of ... something by hamsterboy (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:34PM
  • How are they going to regulate this? by The_Pey (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:35PM
  • A Floridian speaks (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Glamdrlng (654792) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:35PM (#6789267)

    I've pretty much grown use to shite like this from our legislature. When they're not too busy cutting money from education or giving HMO's a get-out-of-lawsuit-free card, they occasionally manage to do something I find surprising and refreshing, but no less assinine.

    I think this law is fine, but I say reverse it: instead of levying a tax on private companies for their LANs, how about they levy a tax on themselves for every piece of copper and fiber in the state, county, and city government networks. Then they should take that money and invest it in supporting the bits of Florida's economy that aren't tourism or hospitality, and see how that works out.

    Fucktards.

  • Once they find out... by relberger.com (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:37PM
  • This could be good news for open source by sprior (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:40PM
  • And the taxes pay their salaries by freitasm (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:42PM
  • Just a few minor Questions by Popsikle (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:43PM
  • "That clanging you hear ..." (Score:4, Funny)

    by Sebby (238625) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:44PM (#6789350)
    "That clanging you hear is the machine working," he says.

    Funny, I could swear it was businesses moving to other states...

  • note... by HBI (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:45PM
    • Re:note... by OrderOfSemprini (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @07:22AM
      • Re:note... by HBI (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @07:28AM
  • Here's why you'll start seeing more crazy-sounding initiatives like this "lan tax":

    1. Outsourcing jobs overseas = massive amounts of lost taxes for USA. Since IT jobs were hit the hardest and California was the hottest IT area, it doesn't take a genius to figure out one substantial reason why they're in a budget crisis (which is a taste of things to come for our federal budget).

    2. Huge tax cuts without requirements on how it should be spent = lost tax revenues that might not be spent at all or spent in ways that improve the economy. This is kinda like giving a total stranger $100K and expecting him to spend it in ways that help you while not giving him any expectations on how to spend it (i.e. he can spend it all on building offshore infrastructure to move even more US jobs overseas!).

    3. Our president's failure to build consensus in the UN to attack Iraq and then being exposed for making false justification statements means that other countries are less willing to send their young soldiers to die in Iraq. This means more of OUR taxes going to pay for this ongoing fiasco which will likely INCREASE the odds of future terrorist attacks & boycotts against US-made products.

    4. and so on including our mounting budget deficit which is like running up a huge credit card bill with mounting interest that YOU and I must pay later with...you guessed it--more freaking taxes than EVER given the aging demographics of babyboomers and their impact on social security, medicare and reduced collection of income taxes from them as they retire.

    NOTE: $100K is roughly how much VP. Cheney will save in taxes in one year due to the Bush tax cuts. Since that money has to come from somewhere, many of our brave soldiers sacrificing their lives in Iraq will receive PAY CUTS of around $200/month.

    Don't be surprised if you find important services like public schools and homeland security facing massive budget cuts in the future--it doesn't HAVE to happen but I don't see a way out if we continue managing our government in the most idiotic way I've seen in decades.

    I feel sorry for the poor soul who'll get elected as our president next because he's gonna have an almost impossible task on his hands (he'll need to take massive and very unpopular action to fix this mess being created by the current politicians).
    • by s20451 (410424) on Monday August 25 2003, @07:14PM (#6789598)
      (Last Journal: Wednesday December 13 2006, @06:43PM)
      Huge tax cuts without requirements on how it should be spent = lost tax revenues that might not be spent at all or spent in ways that improve the economy. This is kinda like giving a total stranger $100K and expecting him to spend it in ways that help you while not giving him any expectations on how to spend it

      Good point. The only solution is a 100 per cent flat tax rate. Clearly, the only organization that can spend money wisely is the government.

      While we're at it, if we can't trust the people to spend money wisely, why can we trust them to pick the government? We should also close the "voting loophole".
      [ Parent ]
    • Re:Here's a good reason WHY this is being attempte by Darby (Score:3) Monday August 25 2003, @07:19PM
    • Re:Here's a good reason WHY this is being attempte by Anonymous Coward (Score:3) Monday August 25 2003, @07:33PM
    • by Mad Man (166674) on Monday August 25 2003, @07:40PM (#6789796)
      re: Here's a good reason WHY this is being attempted. [slashdot.org]


      Here's why you'll start seeing more crazy-sounding initiatives like this "lan tax":

      Didn't Vice President Gore support a telecommunications tax? And didn't several states want to tax internet commerce during the dot-com boom of the late 1990s?

      This is kinda like giving a total stranger $100K and expecting him to spend it in ways that help you while not giving him any expectations on how to spend it

      So taking less money from taxpayers is the same as giving it to strangers? Funny -- I thought paying taxes was more like giving money to strangers.

      many of our brave soldiers sacrificing their lives in Iraq will receive PAY CUTS of around $200/month.

      After the Wall Street Journal cited a story about the $200 pay cut, printed this clarification [opinionjournal.com]:

      Not So Foolish
      We heard from numerous servicemen, ex-servicemen and relatives of servicemen who took issue with the articles we cited in our item yesterday [opinionjournal.com] on pay and benefits for the troops on duty in Iraq and Afghanistan. Capt. Jamie Flanders of the Air Force writes:

      Neither the Pentagon nor Congress has any plans of removing the family-separation allowance or the hostile fire/imminent danger pay from all of our deployed troops.


      I am currently deployed to Uzbekistan in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. As a captain (O-3) and a deployed member, I am entitled to the following benefits in addition to my regular pay:

      * $3.50 per diem (to cover miscellaneous expenses, soap, snacks, etc). $3.50 per day for one 30-day month comes to $105. This is the least amount given to every deployed military member and may be increased based on the cost of living in the deployed area.

      * Hostile fire/imminent danger pay. Currently set at $150 a month for members deployed in support of Operations Enduring Freedom and Operation Iraqi Freedom. The Pentagon is reviewing whether or not those areas that are no longer considered dangerous deserve this specific pay. This will not affect those members deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan.

      * Family separation allowance. Currently set at $250 per month. This pay is given to any military member who is away from his family for at least 30 days. Congress increased the amount to $250 from $150 a month after Sept. 2001 and reviews it each fiscal year to determine whether to should drop it back to $150.

      * Tax-free status. Given to every military member deployed to a combat/imminent danger zone. And this amount is not prorated. If I deploy on June 30, my pay for the entire month of June is tax free. If I go home on July 1, all of July is tax-free as well. This is given to the military member by not withholding FICA from his monthly paycheck--and that month is not considered part of total taxable income on the W-2. As a captain with 10 years of total military service, my monthly pay increased approximately by $600.

      So for my deployment to Uzbekistan, I receive additional benefits totaling $1,105 a month. In the worst-case scenario, the Pentagon is considering for my area to remove hostile fire pay and reduce family separation back to $150. Based on that, my total benefits would drop to $855.

      Many readers also pointed out that in addition to the $6,000 death benefit for families of servicemen killed in action, the Department of Veterans Affairs also offers low-cost Servicemembers' Group Life Insurance, which pays even if a soldier or veteran dies while not on duty.


      Note the "tax free status," which is like giving money to a rich stranger.

      Don't be surprised if you find import
      [ Parent ]
      • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
    • Re:Here's a good reason WHY this is being attempte by SiliconJesus101 (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @12:19AM
    • 2 replies beneath your current threshold.
  • LAN Party's by Popsikle (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:48PM
  • Pay Up by betadog (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:48PM
  • Claiming expenses on tax by MattXonn (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:48PM
  • They're proposing taxing "LAN equipment"?? by Corporate Drone (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:50PM
    • Business tax by nuggz (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:56PM
  • This is just as absurd as taxing coffee by Spoke (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:52PM
  • Probably just a typo (Score:4, Funny)

    They meant to enact a new property tax, i.e., a tax on land, but somebody dropped the 'd'.

    Of course, another sense of property taxation would be pretty hard on enterprise Java developers.
  • Ok Florida (Score:5, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday August 25 2003, @06:55PM (#6789441)
    you can pass the crack pipe back to SCO now.
  • by AntiOrganic (650691) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:56PM (#6789449)
    (http://www.madtasty.com/)
    What constitutes a LAN that they are trying to tax? If I have a Bluetooth-enabled cell phone that communicates with my computer, is there a tax on that too? If they tax 802.11b/g, how about 2.4 GHz cordless phones operating on the same band? My computer gets its IP address via DHCP from my cable modem. Is this a local area network?

    Furthermore, how would this work in practice? Would you have auditing commissions travelling from house to house inspecting crawlspaces for 3Com switches? Would you have to have a license to own networking equipment, like a TV license in the UK? What would the penalty be for operating a LAN without a license? They justify this as "taxing other forms of communication." Are they going to charge a 9% tax on children's walkie-talkies too? How about taxing the morons with their Nextel 2-way radios in a movie theater? Maybe that wouldn't be so terrible.

    Unless the exact devices to be taxed are made insidiously clear, this could be a great way to ensure that arbitrary people are taxed on arbitrary things. Democrats especially.
  • Greedy government. (Score:3, Interesting)

    by WCMI92 (592436) on Monday August 25 2003, @06:56PM (#6789451)
    (http://wcmi.myftp.org/)
    You know, why doesn't government ever get labeled as "big" or "greedy" as profiteering corps do, when government is the BIGGEST corporation of them all, and the ONLY one (well, the RIAA is close now) that has the power to use guns to enforce it's will...

    Everyone who has two PC's sharing internet from a router has a LAN and would be subject to tax.

    Taxation that would be COMPLETELY unjustifiable. How can PRIVATE infrastructure that government has no role in creating or maintaining be justifiably taxed?! That I've ALREADY paid tax on, for the income that BOUGHT the equipment, and then on the router, NICs, switch and cabling when I purchased them?

    If this flies, don't think that other tax-hungry states, like WV or KY (where I work and live) won't follow suit. At home here, I have a LAN infrastructure that rivals most small businesses... It seems unfair to tax me because of my expertise in creating it!

    So, what will happen? Government revenue agents busting down doors looking for CAT 5 cable and 802.11 antennas?

    But then, don't sucessful people have broadband and home LANs? Taxation is all about punishing (discouraging) success to feed failure, I guess.

    Now the geeks have been targeted.
  • A state & a Gov that will be King, Pres, whate by OldHawk777 (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:57PM
  • a floridian speaks by kraksmoka (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:58PM
  • No, it isn't clear after all... by luckyguesser (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:58PM
  • Slippery Slope? by starcraftsicko (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:58PM
  • Not to spoil the fun your having.... by lilricky (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:59PM
  • If it moves... by EABinGA (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:00PM
  • Read the Article by maddskillz (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @07:02PM
  • Maybe I'm missing the point, but... by CmdrWiggle (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @07:04PM
  • Use Wireless LAN, States Can't tax them by ac7xc (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @07:04PM
  • they should tax extension cords too by Aqua OS X (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:08PM
  • The submitters don't even read the articles by RevMike (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:11PM
  • I would be surprised. by dodell (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:15PM
  • wtf? by setag (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @07:15PM
  • Soon to be followed by. . . by kfg (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:16PM
  • What about the military? by Stonent1 (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:18PM
  • What about Disney? by BenZoate (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:19PM
  • Taxation without Representation by ckokotay (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @07:21PM
    • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
  • Geez! by An Onerous Coward (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:23PM
    • Re:Geez! by moncyb (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @03:12AM
      • Re:Geez! by moncyb (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @03:15AM
  • 9 percent of your bits by TheGratefulNet (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:25PM
  • This from a state without a by PotatoHead (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:25PM
  • WLAN by IdleLay (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:29PM
  • I guess they have... by Ramsés Morales (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:31PM
  • Cisco will lobby against this by Ex-MislTech (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:35PM
  • this sickens me by Doppler00 (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:37PM
  • This is really close to... by Tiger Smile (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:37PM
  • It's only fair by SuperBigGulp (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @07:39PM
  • Nice way to encourage growth by TotallyUseless (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:43PM
  • Interns and UDP Packets? I may have to add taxes! by flyboy974 (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @07:47PM
  • the beltway hillbillies by Un pobre guey (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:52PM
  • But your honor... by NanoGator (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:52PM
  • This must be... by horsie (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:52PM
  • My Setup by wideBlueSkies (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:55PM
  • by Greyfox (87712) on Monday August 25 2003, @08:02PM (#6789967)
    (http://www.flying-rhenquest.net/)
    Florida doesn't have an income tax, so they're always scrounging around for someone they can screw out of some money. Case in point: their illegal vehicular "impact fee" that they had in place a few years back. When you moved into the state, they'd ding you for $600 to register your car the first year. Subsequently ruled an illegal tax by some federal court or other.

    Now it's IT Company story time! Everyone gather 'round! Ready? Once upon a time, a huge IT company by the name of IBM opened an office in Boca Raton, Florida. The ever-money hungry Floridian politicians, sensing a windfall, quickly went to work to enact legislation allowing the state of Florida to tax IBM's entire profits because they had a presense in Florida. IBM said "Screw you guys, we're going North!" The legislation was quickly dropped after that, but IBM held a grudge after that and eventually closed the IBM Boca plant (Which was by far the most beautiful one I've worked at to date) in the mid 90's, costing thousands of jobs in the Boca Raton area. The moral of this story is that you can try to fix something after you've broken it, but it probably won't do much good in the long run.

    Oh yeah and a while back they also played the most self-rightious and annoying commercial about how if you went out of state and bought something, you owed Florida sales tax on it. So I'd like to send mad propz out to the penis of the country.

  • Local LANs? by Wesley Felter (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @08:10PM
  • This is insane... by EmagGeek (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @08:14PM
  • Shop across the state line by chiph (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @08:16PM
  • Stupid IRS by RedHat_Linux_Man (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @08:16PM
  • Ah yes, progress. by UnknowingFool (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @08:20PM
  • 9% of what? by El (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @08:24PM
  • Living in Fl and understanding the climate... by feendster (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @08:25PM
  • As dumb as it is ... by xihr (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @08:26PM
  • To fund what? by JoeCommodore (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @08:33PM
  • So... (Score:4, Funny)

    by El (94934) on Monday August 25 2003, @08:35PM (#6790216)
    what's the annual depreciation on two cans with a string tied between? Wouldn't we have a lot better laws if there was some "enforcibility" criteria they had to meet before they were passed?
  • PAN by kamakot (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @08:40PM
  • The problem with new taxes by vudufixit (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @08:43PM
  • LAN Party in Tallahassee... by Chucow (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @08:55PM
  • So they are taxing the internet too yes? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @08:59PM
  • Prove it! by eagl (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @08:59PM
    • Re:Prove it! by IdleLay (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @09:49PM
  • Should this fall under Property Taxes? by TekReggard (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @09:03PM
  • ugh. by hitsusorikisei (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @09:14PM
  • Communication Taxes (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Darth_Burrito (227272) on Monday August 25 2003, @09:16PM (#6790475)
    Hey, maybe it's just me, but it doesn't seem like a country concerned about abridging freedom of speech should be imposing taxes on communication mechanisms. I mean, if the government were providing a service for the tax like delivering a letter for postage or improving the state's public network infrastructure, then maybe I could see it. But, I find it unAmerican (in the old sense, not the new one) to force an individual to pay a fee to an essentially irrelevant (as in unrelated to the communication at hand) governing body in order to send a message. I mean it's called freedom of speech right?
  • Thank your local liberal by jav1231 (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @09:20PM
  • coming up next by paroneayea (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @09:26PM
  • by sootman (158191) on Monday August 25 2003, @09:32PM (#6790585)
    (Last Journal: Thursday July 12, @12:30PM)
    So let's RTFA and see if we can figure this out, OK?

    "Most of Florida communications case law stems from the rotary dial era," saith the article. OK, so to my layman's brain, that sounds like "Our case law is old, so we need to do some crazy think to generate more court activity so we can update our case law." Kind of like "throw some shit at the wall and hope some sticks." Am I on the right track here?

    "'The standard response is on the border between surprise and outrage,' says Arthur Simon, senior vice president of big-business lobby Associated Industries of Florida."

    Aha, big business is against higher taxes. (Makes sense.) Finafuckingly, our Disney lobbyists will do something worthwhile by figting this. I'll bet the Mouse has a pretty big fscking LAN. Remember, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

    "'What did surprise the business community was the extent and reach of the rule,' says the lobbyist."

    In 2003, a LAN tax is akin to a breathing tax. Like they said in the article, "Practically any office with two computers will have a local area network."

    Oh well. I'll have to see how this one goes. As long as we don't have to vote on it, I think we'll come through OK. :-)
  • take the red pill (Score:4, Insightful)

    by theCat (36907) on Monday August 25 2003, @09:32PM (#6790588)
    (Last Journal: Thursday February 27 2003, @03:22PM)
    To the extent that every single physical and energetic part of a network is taxed from the start, from the wire to the hubs and routers and even to the energy that powers it up and modulates across the wires and chips, you have to realize that what they are proposing now is a tax on the flow of information.

    What else are they talking about? Clearly they are not talking about taxing the flow of electric current, otherwise they would tax your extension cord by length for every year you have it hanging in the garage. But you take that same copper wire in a different form factor and with a certain number of twists per foot, those same electrons modulated in a particular way, and now you have something new you can tax. That is a very interesting transition.

    There is a peculiar kind of mind at work here. It's almost exactly the same mind working in the shadowy deeps at SCO, and in Redmond, and in government agencies across the country. It is a business mind only superficially. More specifically, it is the mind bent on control.

    I am not a revolutionary. I probably should be and when I was younger I might have been but these days I don't have time for it. But I can sense when someone is making a move on me and the things I hold to be important, and this is one of those times. The hair on the back of my neck starts to rise and I stop configuring the firewall and I sit back and I think.

    We are in for a rough ride, I'm afraid. The authorities have arrived. Between the RIAA and the FBI and the bean counters and Microsoft it is getting uncomfortable to be where we are, doing what we are doing, in the way we are doing it and have done it for decades. We are not domesticated enough, not cowed. They cannot control this, any of it, and it worries them endlessly. There is no business model for cattle that won't stay in their pen. But there are plenty of professionals who can round up your cattle for you, for a fee. And then to the factory.

    Do the cows in the feedlot know where they are headed? They have had an easy life, haven't they. Grown fat and complacent. Did the jump-over-the-fence thing once, got hit with a prod, gave it up after that. The grass wasn't really all that much better on the other side anyway. Do the cattle ever stop to wonder about that day? And about the fence? About why it was so important to stay behind the fence?

    Here we are grazing the tall green grass, belly deep and well pleased, and the herders have noticed we're out. Feel the first shock of the prod...hear the order to move out...what are you going to do... ...damned firewall. What is wrong with this VPN? Tunnel interfaces are all screwed up. I'm too tired to figure this out. 14 fscking hours and no VPN and no time to think. I don't know what to do. Someone, tell me what to do.
  • Wasn't that a Magic: The Gathering card? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @09:38PM
  • What about VLANs? by nxs212 (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @09:48PM
  • What they are wanting to tax by Bryan Bytehead (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @09:57PM
  • South park analogy... by Corf (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @09:57PM
  • What next, intercoms and memo's? by Chatmag (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @09:58PM
  • 9% of... by The Warlock (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @10:09PM
  • ** R * T * F * A ** by MegaFur (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @10:25PM
  • Just a 21st Century Window Tax (Score:5, Insightful)

    by FearUncertaintyDoubt (578295) on Monday August 25 2003, @10:51PM (#6791038)
    This is pretty much like the "window tax" which both France and England instituted in the 17-18th centuries, which hit people pretty hard, and they would do things such as brick up their windows to avoid paying the tax. England also had a "hearth tax" for a while. Why? Because people needed hearths and windows.

    Personally, I think taxation should be directly related to the public cost for the item or activity. For instance, having a home means that you make police, fire, schools, prisons, water service, etc. necessary. So tax a home based upon the costs incurred to support these things. Tax a vehicle based on the costs needed to maintain the roads -- i.e., wear and tear on the roads. Tax pollution and garbage.

    The things that seem the most unjust are the taxes which are completely disconnected from the use of the tax money. A tax on LANs is ridiculous because there is no reason to think that it costs the state any money for you to have one -- the public incurs no costs to support your LAN. In addition, LANs are things that are needed by people and businesses. So, like windows and hearths, it seems even worse that the state is collecting taxes on them because they know people cannot live without them. It makes you feel very powerless at the hands of the state.

  • Fake? What are they taxing exactly? by Zathras11 (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @10:57PM
  • 9% by RevSmiley (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @11:01PM
  • This is closing a loop hole (Score:3, Interesting)

    by jfmiller (119037) * on Monday August 25 2003, @11:23PM (#6791166)
    (http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Tuesday December 09 2003, @01:25AM)
    This is a tax on the depriceated value of the network. If you are not a buisness no tax because you can't clame deprieciated losses. This is to fix a company that writes off $1,000,000 in network equitment depriciation every year and therefore doesn't pay taxes.

    This BTW is the is one of the reasons M$ didn't pay ANY fedral taxes last year
  • Don't beam me your phone number, dude by ziriyab (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @11:28PM
  • The LAN belongs to all of us... by senducemhere (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @12:21AM
  • Fight these laws before they are finalized! by StickMang (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @12:22AM
  • More taxes... by Sivar (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @01:02AM
  • Strange Headline by Advocadus Diaboli (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @01:08AM
  • Only tax commercial service plz by Sivaram_Velauthapill (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @01:11AM
  • "substitute communications systems" by Rogerborg (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @02:15AM
  • 9% bandwidth tax by Vitus Wagner (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @02:32AM
  • Hot Buttons by trolman (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @03:11AM
  • PABX question by fr0dicus (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @03:17AM
  • I know where this leads... by forgoil (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @03:50AM
  • Thats 9% of your income by nurb432 (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @04:10AM
  • Will the only tax .... by sigmaIII (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @04:34AM
  • Wireless by harmonics (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @06:48AM
  • Reasoning behind foolish ideas such as this. by Coirnoir (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @07:45AM
  • Fair Tax Act 2003 by Ozric (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @07:48AM
  • Another useless article by tbase (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @08:25AM
  • Why Kant Timmy Read? by Machina70 (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @09:01AM
  • OK, I *DON'T* have a home network.. by rickmccl (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @09:19AM
  • While they are at it. by BobRooney (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @09:51AM
  • Legislation co-sponsored by AARP? by ProteinBoost (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @10:01AM
  • Ummmmm, no. by Quixadhal (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @10:08AM
  • Please Florida, make it a 90% tax! by frankie (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @10:24AM
  • What about my home? by pkunzipper (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @10:53AM
  • No puns to NRA by Dark Coder (Score:2) Tuesday August 26 2003, @11:26AM
  • Re:Well if no one else is gonna do it.... by Gherald (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:24PM
  • Re:Fuck Florida by DigiShaman (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:24PM
    • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
  • mod parent down by kudos200 (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:25PM
    • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
  • Re:Site slowing already - here's the text by msilano (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:28PM
  • WARNING! Troll text insertions! by RobertB-DC (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:29PM
  • Re:Site slowing already - here's the text by linuxtelephony (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:31PM
  • Hhhuhhuhhuh... he said "chad"... by JessLeah (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @06:31PM
  • Re:Site slowing already - here's the text by Politburo (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:32PM
  • Re:Great... by tekspot (Score:1) Monday August 25 2003, @06:35PM
    • Re:Great... by Ex-MislTech (Score:2) Monday August 25 2003, @07:52PM
  • Re:WiFi Lans? by ddiinnxx (Score:1) Tuesday August 26 2003, @10:33AM
  • 31 replies beneath your current threshold.
(1) | 2 | 3