Porn Troll Panics, Dismisses Pending Lawsuits 106
JayRott writes "According to Ars, 'The embattled copyright trolling firm Prenda Law is seeking to contain the fallout from a looming identity theft scandal by voluntarily dismissing lawsuits filed by the shell company AF Holdings. A Minnesota man named Alan Cooper has charged that Prenda fraudulantly used his name as the CEO of AF Holdings, allegations that have attracted the attention of a California judge. Ken at the legal blog Popehat broke the news that Prenda attorney Paul Duffy has sought dismissal of at least four pending infringement cases involving the Prenda-linked shell company AF Holdings. All four dismissals occurred in the Northern District of Illinois.' I don't see how Prenda thinks this is going to make one lick of difference to an already angry Judge."
Re:If you notice on the front page of ""slashdot"" (Score:5, Funny)
If you think porn has nothing to do with nerds, I'm afraid you're sadly mistaken.
Re:If you notice on the front page of ""slashdot"" (Score:5, Funny)
If you've *done* all the porn on the Internet, you'll be too sore to get anything else done.
FTFY (Score:0, Funny)
Well, kinda. They're not practicing lawyers. They've devolved into LAWYER's next form, POLITICIAN. As lawyers they learn how the law can be twisted and screwed into new shapes to benefit the wealthy, and to win at any cost and on any viable basis. As politicians, they are wealthy, and in a position to make laws.
Re:Too late to run and hide now (Score:4, Funny)
Well, kinda. They're not practicing lawyers. They've evolved into LAWYER's next form, POLITICIAN...
You describe them as though they're some kind of horrible parasite... good job!