FTC Whacks "Rachel From Card Holder Services" 289
coondoggie writes "Just two weeks after it challenged the public to come up with a better technological way to stop incessant robocalling, the Federal Trade Commission pulled the plug on five mass calling companies it said were allegedly responsible for millions of illegal pre-recorded calls from 'Rachel' and others from 'Cardholder Services.' 'At the FTC, Rachel from Cardholder Services is public enemy number one,' said FTC Chairman Jon Leibowitz at the announcement of the cases."
I know that bitch! (Score:5, Funny)
How she got my number is beyond me.
My new top issue in the 2012 election (Score:5, Funny)
But Why FTC??? (Score:5, Funny)
Forever Alone...
Re:I know that bitch! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Explains why she never called me back... (Score:3, Funny)
Did you buy her lots of drinks and leave with nothing? Yeah. that was me.
Re:I know that bitch! (Score:5, Funny)
Obama needs to change his campaign slogan to "GM is Alive and Rachel is Dead". He'll win in a landslide.
Re:24/7/365? (Score:5, Funny)
I assure you that there are far more than .01 hours in 7 years.
Re:Halleluja! (Score:3, Funny)
(It's fun to call your friends with the caller ID number of '666' and speak in a creepy voice)
But first, get some sulfur hexaflouride [wikipedia.org].
It sounds amazing [youtube.com].
Re:I know that bitch! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No. (Score:5, Funny)
Look, we can't afford genuine RIAA Nazgul, OK?
That kind of evil doesn't come cheap!
Re:No. (Score:5, Funny)
Just mention that Rachel might have stolen the recording from a copyrighted source and they will come.
Re:I know that bitch! (Score:5, Funny)
A vote for Obama continues to be a vote for plutocracy.
Yeah, we should cut out the middle-man, and elect an actual plutocrat instead!