Photo Reveals UK Plan: "Assange To Be Arrested Under All Circumstances"

politkal writes with the lead from a CNN story: "A policeman in London appears to have accidentally revealed an arrest plan for WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, in what UK media have branded an embarrassing slip-up by London's Metropolitan Police. Clearly legible in a zoomed-in view of the clipboard, on a sheet of paper headed 'Restricted,' are the words: 'EQ Embassy brief — Summary of current position re. Assange. Action required — Assange to be arrested under all circumstances.' It goes on to suggest possible ways in which he could exit the building, such as in a diplomatic bag or vehicle."

Why bother?

[Kenja]

He's stuck living in some guys office, sleeping on an air matres. And from what I hear, he's a really bad house guest. Leave him there, its punishment all around.

Solution

[sixtyeight]

Ecuadorean diplomats should now regularly ship moving crates, boxes, novelty oversized cakes and so forth out of the embassy on a daily basis.

Re:Solution

[Anonymous Coward]

or schedule regular masquerade parties with 100+ people going in and out of the embassy...

Re:Solution

[FrankDrebin]

Or, Ecuador starts rotating through their London embassy a gaggle of diplomats that look alarmingly similar to Julian Assange.

Re:That's nice

[Adriax]

That sounds like treason talk Mr BoberFett. Your comment will be brought up at the next House Un-American Activities Committee meeting.

Re:That's nice

[Volguus Zildrohar]

You really are too stupid to be on internet

Hmm, maybe you're from the past. Hello, time traveller! On today's internet, that level of stupid simply places him in the 80th percentile. I hope you enjoy 2012, but you'll probably want to pick a different decade for your final journey.

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Re:Why bother?

[Anonymous Coward]

Hell you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

Don't believe everything you read, sheeple!

[wonkey_monkey]

a spokeswoman for the Metropolitan Police told CNN "the document is not related to the Julian Assange case."

That's cleared that up! Nothing to see, move along.

Re:That's nice

[robably]

Or maybe it's Opposite Day and nobody told me. Again.

But on the last Opposite Day you said you absolutely definitely wanted to be told about the next one, so I thought that meant...

Never mind.