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Australians Receive SMS Death Threats 192
beaverdownunder writes "Many Aussies across New South Wales and South Australia had a bit of a shock this morning when they received an SMS threatening them with assassination. Although somewhat varied, the messages have typically read, 'Someone paid me to kill you. If you want me to spare you, I'll give you two days to pay $5000. If you inform the police or anybody, you will die, I am monitoring you', and signed with the e-mail address killerking247@yahoo.com. Police and the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission have warned that the messages are almost certainly fake, and that no dialogue should be entered into with scammers." I hope "almost certainly" is droll understatement.
This isn't fair! (Score:5, Funny)
Trolololo (Score:5, Funny)
"Hello! I understand why you would want to kill a Nigerian prince, however, my country is in turmoil and my money is tied from my hands. Please allow me to send you a check for $30,000 which you can cash and please Western Union all but your $5000 back to me at this address: ..."
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I paid good money to have you guys assassinated.
How much did you pay to have the entire country of Australia assassinated? Did they give you some kind of group rate?
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Does anyone know the current $/km^2 of destruction for nuclear devices is these days?
It's a logarithmic scale with respect to megatons vs radius. Asteroid deorbinting might be more cost effective for something as big as a continent.
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Does anyone know the current $/km^2 of destruction for nuclear devices is these days?
It's a logarithmic scale with respect to megatons vs radius. Asteroid deorbinting might be more cost effective for something as big as a continent.
Biological warfare is significantly more cost-effective.
For Reference See: Rabbits, Camels, Toads.
Re:This isn't fair! (Score:5, Insightful)
I paid good money to have you guys assassinated.
They should have sent these SMS to the MPAA, RIAA crminals as well as the bought out Congress senators.
Hilarity ensues.
Hillarity and terrorism investigations.
People would end up in Guantanomo over this.
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People are going to end up in Guantanomo anyways. Once something like that starts they will continue to find a reason to do so.
We could at least be amused while it is happening. Think of it as a reacharound.
Re:This isn't fair! (Score:5, Funny)
No way. Barack Obama promised he'd close down Guantanomo when he ran for President 4 years ago. Surely it's closed by now.
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He did close it, and also made sure nobody gets out.
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They should have sent these SMS to the MPAA, RIAA crminals as well as the bought out Congress senators. Hilarity ensues.
If the members of the MPAA & RIAA had received them before the other people they would be suing all the other recipients - as well as the 'John Doe' sender - for copyright infringement.
Someone paid me to post this comment (Score:5, Funny)
Do not moderate it or report it to the moderators. I am watching you.
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I am now killing you this instant. You are dying. Blood everywhere...
Wanna ride bikes? 8D
Almost certainly fake (Score:5, Funny)
Commisioner also stated that "You're almost certainly unlikely to be found dead in the bush 7 days after the message. Reason of death won't probably be 20-25 stab wounds in all body parts. There's practically no possibility your eyes will be burned out with hot iron. We find it very improbable that you will be dismembered with a piano wire and disemboweled. There is no reason for panic. Probably."
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Re:Almost certainly fake (Score:5, Funny)
This all seems familiar, but $5000 doesn't seem dirt cheap...
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This all seems familiar, but $5000 doesn't seem dirt cheap...
Dirty deeds, indeed.
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Dirty deeds, indeed.
Dirty deeds done with sheep [youtube.com]... in Australia.
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1. Write a script to send 100 000 death threats left and right.
2.
3. 25 000$ profit!
Re:Almost certainly fake (Score:4, Insightful)
Seems a very muted response (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Seems a very muted response (Score:5, Informative)
Back during the colonial days and original formation of the states, this was true. But once the states were formed, they were given limited independence to create their own laws (which had to be approved by the Crown at the time, such as with South Australia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Australia_Act_1834 [wikipedia.org] )
Full Independence was granted years later, and we now make our own laws as we see fit. Some of them logical, some of them even more fucked up than ever.
Re:Seems a very muted response (Score:5, Informative)
Nowadays, Australian law is based on what the USA wants.
cheers,
Re:Seems a very muted response (Score:5, Insightful)
Between our Patriot-Act-inspired anti-terrorism laws that came in for our good buddy Dubbya; our support for ACTA; our one-sided Free Trade Agreement which screws ourselves; and now the US Marines base in the Northern Territory (because Woomera wasn't enough).
Well, we've effectively ceded control over ourselves to the US.
I'm all for supporting our allies, and the US provides us with great protection, but we're legislating ourselves into being conquered.
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To be fair, between the Outback Steakhouse, Crocodile Dundee, and Foster's, Americans love (their woefully inaccurate perception of) you guys too much to conquer you.
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The US Military is too afraid that we'll send The Wiggles there permanently to even consider an invasion.
They've stopped worrying about The Wiggles Threat ever since the Three Original Cast announced they're leaving [hollywood.com].
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Nowadays, Australian law is based on what the USA wants.
To think I used to be proud to have been born in Australia. What a bunch of crybabies.
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Dude, we can't even agree on the laws we want for ourselves, how could we ever agree on what to impose on others?
Re:Seems a very muted response (Score:4, Insightful)
I think what he meant was that English law and Australian law share a lot of similarities because Aus law is based on the English law; indeed a lot of the Acts are the same, because they predate the split. Hence a lot of Australian courts will take english court decisions into mind, as "non-binding precedence"; indeed, even US courts have been known to do this from time to time.
Hence the ruling in an English court that a twitter update can be regarded i the same way as any other written document, could be used in an Aus. court as a "well here's what they did" precedence. Obviously, assuming Aus. has no such law or similar precedent in their own legal history.
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If laws haven't been enacted here, we do look at precedents set in other states, then other countries. The UK and the US being some of the more obvious examples. In this case, however, the Australian Telecommunications Act already covers these things and is quite unlike the UK version.
But ultimately, the political parties usually have their own agenda. If we looked at more forward-thinking countries and our or
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So the old joke about "Please set your watch back 30 years" upon landing in Adelaide is being kind by 5 years.
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You know what I am sick of people dissing Adelaide. I have traveled widely and there is nowhere else I would rather live. If you think its so backwards why not fuck off and leave it to the many people who love it here!
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They need to find him and then he can spend the rest of his life locked in his parents' basement. Which, come to think of it, is pretty much what will happen if they don't catch him.
<pathos>Will no-one think of the parents?</pathos>
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Re:Seems a very muted response (Score:4, Interesting)
Should be more than blackmail, this is harassment and a direct threat of harm, which I'm pretty sure is illegal in a large variety of ways.
The police *should* be chasing this one pretty hard as it will have scared the pants off more than a few people. They probably won't though.
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Because death threats are serious business?
Seems pretty obvious to me.
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I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake. I know if you've been bad or good, and I know what you did to the poor sheep I brought you last year.
Not a chance.
Assumptions ... (Score:5, Interesting)
It certainly is. On the other hand, assume you can send SMSes in a way which is not traceable and comparatively cheap. Assume you want the entire police force of some place - say, New South Wales - to be too busy and way less effective. Assume you want to commit some other crime which would greatly benefit from the police force in that place being too busy chasing phantoms.
What would you do?
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What would you do?
I'd grab a beer, start up the BBQ, prepare some T-Bones with some olive oil and some spices, and lay out in the sun.
Did I win?
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Possibly the "balls of steel" award for doing that in the middle of winter. As mild as it might be at the moment, the evenings can get frosty. ;)
The thing is, even if the thread is empty and just meant to help another crime (extortion or worse), if only one person gets murdered, even in a totally unrelated act, and the police didn't say what they said, they'd face
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What would you do?
I'd grab a beer, start up the BBQ, prepare some T-Bones with some olive oil and some spices, and lay out in the sun.
Did I win?
Maaaaaaayte!
You forgot the shrimp!
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But then it would all run out onto the ground !
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Nah, timothy's just drolling!
Re:Assumptions ... (Score:4, Funny)
It certainly is. On the other hand, assume you can send SMSes in a way which is not traceable and comparatively cheap. Assume you want the entire police force of some place - say, New South Wales - to be too busy and way less effective. Assume you want to commit some other crime which would greatly benefit from the police force in that place being too busy chasing phantoms.
What would you do?
Mod you -1, Droll.
Re:Assumptions ... (Score:4, Insightful)
Assume you want the entire police force of some place - say, New South Wales - to be too busy and way less effective.
What would you do?
Elect Barry O'Farrell as Premier.
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Assume you want the entire police force of some place - say, New South Wales - to be too busy and way less effective.
What would you do?
Elect Barry O'Farrell as Premier.
I just can't decide if I should mod this Informative, Insightful or Funny... all 3 apply equally.
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Im pretty sure they dont assign "the entire police force" to a single issue, particularly one like this. Seems far more likely "get warrant from courts for SMS records" would just get tacked onto the end of one officer's to-do list.
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Why "another crime"?
If I'd been paid to kill someone, this sounds
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What would you do?
Something that works. The main police officer busied by this is the PR guy. Sure they'll track the SMS source down and do something about it. Total manpower expended? Ridiculous.
Plant a real bomb with a non-working but dangerously looking detonator near the train station so that it's discovered 20 minutes before you rob your bank (say, by putting it near the trash bins and knowing when the waste disposal truck comes). You'll have the C&C center busy and quite a bunch of policemen to control the area.
Australians Receive SMS Death Threats (Score:5, Informative)
This is a fairly common scam usually received by e-mail. Lot of examples on www.419-eater.com where these types of scammers are known as hitlads.
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This is a fairly common scam usually received by e-mail. Lot of examples on www.419-eater.com where these types of scammers are known as hitlads.
The big difference in this case is that it came in by phone (SMS) and not email, therefore people will assume it's a tasteless prank and ignore it rather than take it seriously.
I'm not joking, people in Oz are a lot smarter about receiving unsolicited commercial messages via phone than email.
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I'm sure they are in Oz, but that's because there are no phones or internet there. They only have to fear the witch.
And dingo's, they take babies you know.
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On the bright side... (Score:5, Funny)
People who are wanting to commit suicide are finally getting valet service.
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Re:Never had a death threat spam... (Score:4, Funny)
But I did get a spam once from someone claiming that he had evidence that would land me in prison, and threatening to report me to the FBI unless I immediately wrote back for instructions on how to pay him.
Hey, is that you Julian Assange?
Common hired killer scam. (Score:2)
This type of scam is quite common. Why is this news? The anti scam sites are full of stories of these scammers being baited to annoy then. Plug the text phrase into Google and you should find it reported verbatum on anti scam sites and scam baiting sites.
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fatal flaw #37 in this plan... (Score:2)
Received a death threat ? (Score:2)
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Hmmm who to call
Ghost busters!
Add Queensland to list (Score:2)
You can add Queensland to the list. My wife got the 'death threat' SMS. As far as I'm aware, it costs real $ to originate SMS's so hopefully it is traceable.
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Or you can just send emails to phonenumber@vtext.com . That's the easier way to do it.
um... (Score:5, Funny)
The last time I checked everything in Australia will kill you in various ways so why would an extra assassin matter? Target a place where everything that moves isn't an assassin.
Stupidity Tax (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me of an old Kids-in-the-Hall skit:
Casher: "And another $5 for the Stupidity Tax."
Customer: "Stupidity Tax? What's that?"
Casher: "Oh, since you asked about it, you don't have to pay."
You previously see the casher successfully get away with charging the tax with the other "stupid" customers.
The reason why we have so much spam and other scams is because there are enough stupid people to make it economically viable.
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So basically we should laud the scammers because they are doing darwin's work?
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Contacting the scammer (Score:2)
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It seems to resolve to http://www.whitehouse.gov/assassinations [whitehouse.gov]
Maybe it's legit after all?
Just a new way of fundraising?
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Someone will probably brute-force it first.
The medium is new, the message is not (Score:2)
Oddly enough when I replied to them from a throwaway email address asking them for more information they never got back to me.
Please don't kill me, mate (Score:2)
I've left the money in a brown paper bag on the back deck.
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Then wait for them to explain why, when they've been watching you all along, they suddenly need to know your address.
USA VER (Score:4, Funny)
IF YOU don't send me $500 I will TXT spam you endlessly and on most plans where you pay up to $0.25 for each TXT it will add up quickly
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Reply to all? (Score:2)
He was doing it wrong :) (Score:4, Funny)
He should've sent a followup:
"The previous SMS was sent to many people in error. Only one of your lives is in danger. If you send me $5000 I'll let you know if it's you."
I got that one, not an Aussie (Score:2)
I received that exact threat about a month ago. It was obviously horse sh*t so I didn't worry about it. I got it by email (at my work account) about three days after LinkedIn got its database hacked, so I assume they got my email address from LinkedIn.
Either these guys are a bunch of copycatters, or the same thing is happening. If I recall LinkedIn (like everyone else) wanted my cellphone number so they can contact me "in case of emergency." I f*cking hate that - I don't want everyone to have my cellpho
Buy body armor. ASAP! (Score:2)
Many businesses that sell police and military equipment balk at the idea of selling body armor to average janes and joes. Recent events have probably heightened their vigilance and paranoia.
One company told me that they would make exceptions in the case of special circumstances, and specifically mentioned "death threats". If you have an SMS death threat, get your body armor now while it's cheap and available to you.
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Threats are an exception to most freedom of speech laws/amendments/statements of rights. Including in the US.
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Among other things, it is the freedom to tell someone that you hate them and want them dead, rather than smiling at them while you speak ill of them behind their back and plot their downfall.
I very much doubt that even in the (supposedly) freedom-loving US threats of murder and extortion are excused under "freedom of speech".
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Its a Muzzie wothout brains
Yeah, you can tell by the terrible spelling and punctuation. Oh, wait...
trying to get funds for Al-Quaida
Is that Randy and Dennis's dad?
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Been a big migrant problem here - since 1776...
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"Whitey never thinks he's an immigrant, though"
Yeah, it's a little hard to consider yourself an "immigrant" in a land where you, your parents and seven generations of ancestors were born.
Is the White "homeland" really somewhere in Africa where the early humans evolved?
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It depends whether they're immigrants or not
I think they were more of an "export" than immigrants.
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...and signed with the e-mail address killerking247@yahoo.com.
... ... ...yeah, sounds totally legit! This most be...uuhh...the king of all Hitmen! Or something...
It was probably because Killer Queen was taken by Freddie Mercury and the boys back in 1974 ;-)
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It was probably because Killer Queen was taken by Freddie Mercury and the boys back in 1974 ;-)
.... so who took the previous two hundred and forty six killerkingnnn@yahoo.com addresses?
Re:I would sleep better after such a message.... (Score:5, Funny)
Just watch out for the high-tech SMS wielding drop bears.
Re:I would sleep better after such a message.... (Score:4, Funny)
The right to arm bears shall not be restricted....