Church of Scientology Enlisting Followers In Censorship 628
DrEnter writes "Apparently, the recent very public divorce of Katie Holmes and devout believer Tom Cruise is reflecting negatively on the Church of Scientology. Adding to this are other recent issues causing problems for 'church' leadership. In response, the 'church' has decided to encourage its followers to censor online chatter and comments about the 'church' and the divorce. This Yahoo blog post sums it up nicely. In short, they are encouraging members to complain about people posting negative comments about the 'church' as violating the Code of Conduct' in the posting venue. I can only imagine they are hoping these complaints will just be rubber-stamped and respected without investigation, but I think the campaign deserves a bit more attention."
First Thetan! (Score:5, Funny)
Book 'em, Xenu!
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Posting anonymously because the Church of Clams still uses vexatious lawsuits against their critics.
Re:Then let me violate the Code of Conduct on /. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Standard Scientology practice (Score:5, Funny)
Call all your critics liars (and wife-beaters and child molesters if possible), send private detectives and Sea Org types to follow and harass them, sue them and anyone who supports them, cry religious persecution to the cops and govt officials, rinse, wash, repeat...
Read [wikipedia.org] all about it, and more.
They remind me of a saying -- Their organization is so ridiculous that no matter how hard you tried you just couldn't make something like that up.
Can't say I've met any, but I have met some real wackos in my life and I suppose if people will believe in 5 billion years ago some aliens put a bunch of people in a volcano that didn't exist yet, to watch a movie and then blew them up, how are you ever going to get them to see any sense?
Meanwhile, it's Friday and me and my Thetans are going to go out and party. (c: Just a sec .. someone at the door
NO CARRIER
Re:Standard Scientology practice (Score:5, Funny)
Name one other "religion" that charges you to read the "bible" and forbids you to tell anyone what they teach under pain of law suite.
The closest I can think of is Pythonism which typically utilises a comfy chair to punish aspostacy but in extreme cases may apply an entire three piece suite.
Please delete this story (Score:5, Funny)
It obviously violates the Slashdot code of conduct.
It is not related to bitcoin or raspberry pi, it is not a dupe and has links to multiple articles that have a lot of text per page, requiring very few, if any, "next page" clicks. It might fool some that it has merit to be on slashdot by being a rather lame story that might appeal to people who like getting pissed at reading stories they don't consider "news for nerds", but I am sure you will agree that that alone is not enough.
Re:Why is 'church' in quotes? (Score:5, Funny)
Because any 'religion' with an eschatology that reads like (bad) science fiction is illegitimate and false. A true religion has an eschatology that reads like a dragons and wizards epic fantasy.
Re:Standard Scientology practice (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Then let me violate the Code of Conduct on /. (Score:2, Funny)
Have you considered that this little girl is the one answering all the iRequests?
Re:Standard Scientology practice (Score:4, Funny)
Call all your critics liars (and wife-beaters and child molesters if possible), send private detectives and Sea Org types to follow and harass them, sue them and anyone who supports them, cry religious persecution to the cops and govt officials, rinse, wash, repeat...
Read [wikipedia.org] all about it, and more.
Are you talking about scientology or the upcoming US presidential campaign?
Oh Tee! (Score:5, Funny)
Not nary two years ago I stood upon a roof top in Clearwater FL as a superhero of justice (network engineer) alongside my sidekick (general contractor) and peered (as we setup a Clearwire cell site) upon all those that had dedicated 1,000,000,000,000 years of their existence to serving the word of Mr. L. Ron Hubbard, a science fiction writer of some modest renown. We, in aghast awe, watched as they boarded their numerous bus vehicles to travel far to partake in what we would call lunch. What manor of noontime evil feast, we could not imagine. For they looked grim and uninspired.
I bared my being to him at that time and allowed that for some short time in the early 80s I had once myself, this bastion of all that is right with network protocols, had fallen suspect to the siren cry of their teachings I related the trial and tribulations of having to buy their manuscripts and attend communication training (which, sadly, they did not impart the truth of a single RFC.)
Fortunately I escaped by the narrowest means of not having enough money to buy the next book. For ages (about 2 hours) I beat my brow over not having the manly integrity to fight through my engrams and discover the universal truths of the Xemu protocol (RFC-infinity) and thereby understand, just my laying the wires upon my tongue, the truth of every communication protocol in the universe.
But now that I've gone through deprogramming I'm much better.
Now just if we could get everyone that believes in sky faeries to take deprogramming.
Re:In fairness to Scientology (Score:5, Funny)
The problem isn't religion, the problem is mankind.
True, but advocate eliminating the problem and suddenly you're the bad guy...
The Age of Aquariums (Score:2, Funny)
I suggest we replace all churches with community aquariums.
Re:First Thetan! (Score:2, Funny)
Treat the subject with respect, and in return you will be treated with respect.
May Xenu do the thingy that he must do to make an example out of the guy that talked so carelessly about it.
Re:Why is 'church' in quotes? (Score:5, Funny)
I want to know why people keep claiming that these two got a divorce.
"Apparently, the recent very public divorce of...."
No divorce has been granted.
The same reason we refer to the vagina when we actually mean vulva.
Wait, that's probably not a good analogy on /.
-AI
Re:Standard Scientology practice (Score:5, Funny)
You've never tried to implement the Bluetooth speck.
Its not a speck. It is the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Re:Negative comments? (Score:5, Funny)
Negative? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:First Thetan! (Score:2, Funny)
I'm sorry, I'm channeling Joseph Smith right now...
subject (Score:4, Funny)
"Apparently, the recent very public divorce of Katie Holmes and devout believer Tom Cruise is reflecting negatively on the Church of Scientology."
More negatively than the deaths Scientology has caused? That must have been some breakup.
Re:First Thetan! (Score:5, Funny)
"I heard you got big stones."
No, Moses had the big stones.
Smith had the plates. But we're still waiting for the guy with the silverware.
Re:First Thetan! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:First Thetan! (Score:5, Funny)
"You mean I can't increase my Penis size? After I sent all that money for a 'WangRack'! I even upgraded the wieghts to 10kilos."
10 kilos? You could always moonlight as a swing at the neighborhood children's park.
Uh.... wait. Cancel that. Probably not a good idea.