Oracle and the End of Programming As We Know It 577
An anonymous reader writes "An article at Dr. Dobb's looks into the consequences of a dangerous idea from Oracle during their legal battle with Google: 'that Google had violated Oracle's Java copyrights by reimplementing Java APIs in Android.' The issue is very much unsettled in the courts, but the judge in this case instructed the jury to assume the APIs were copyrightable. 'In a nutshell, if the jury sides with Oracle that the copyrights in the headers of every file of the Java source base apply specifically to the syntax of the APIs, then Oracle can extract payment and penalties from Google for having implemented those APIs without Oracle's blessing (or, in more specific terms, without a license). Should this come to pass, numerous products will suddenly find themselves on an uncertain legal standing in which the previously benign but now newly empowered copyright holders might assert punitive copyright claims. Chief among these would be any re-implementation of an existing language. So, Jython, IronPython, and PyPy for Python; JRuby, IronRuby, and Rubinius for Ruby; Mono for C# and VB; possibly C++ for C, GCC for C and C++ and Objective-C; and so forth. And of course, all the various browsers that use JavaScript might owe royalties to the acquirers of Netscape's intellectual property.'"
And with that (Score:5, Funny)
And with that, the internet fell, and mankind returned to the stone age.
Re:Mr. Wall, please sit down... (Score:5, Funny)
oh dear. Alan Kay is going to be very, very rich indeed.
I doubt it's going to be that bad, unless you copy the entire API as-is, can't you get away with a fair-use defence?
Or the only languages that will matter are those released under the GPL.
Or maybe Google could just claim Dalvik was a parody of Java :)
Re:Mutually Assured Destruction (Score:5, Funny)
Ronald Regan was accused of/praised for such tactics. As it turns out though it was the early stages of Alzheimer's Disease.
Re:And with that (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds like every set of business requirements I've ever received.
Re:And with that (Score:3, Funny)
And with that, the internet fell, and mankind returned to the stone age.
Except of course for PirateBay.
Re:Mr. Wall, please sit down... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mr. Wall, please sit down... (Score:2, Funny)
>>> shut down the academic "free exchange" culture once and for all. This is serious, guys.
Nuke the CEO til he glows, and
then shoot him in the dark.
Re:Mr. Wall, please sit down... (Score:2, Funny)
DGAF? You expect us to know what that means?
Well in the context of that sentence, it's totally obvious to anybody who thinks about it for half a second.
Wait... Maybe you work as a patent examiner at the USPTO. In that case, I understand.
Re:More hyperbole (Score:4, Funny)