US Government: There's Child Porn On the Megaupload Servers Judge! 375
Fluffeh writes "In the ongoing Megaupload saga, Carpathia, the company that hosted Megaupload, is in a tough pickle. The EFF wants the data to remain on the servers so that users can get legitimate data back, the MPAA doesn't want the servers back, because it will lead to piracy. Megaupload wants to buy the servers to get all the data, but isn't allowed to as that would have the servers leaving the court's jurisdiction. The U.S .Government won't pay Carpathia for the time that the servers are sitting idle and has a new song in its repertoire by announcing yesterday that the servers 'may contain child pornography,' which would render them 'contraband' and limit Carpathia's options for dealing with them."
Please! (Score:5, Funny)
Why won't someone think of the children!?
And if we were in the 50s. (Score:5, Funny)
There's Communist propaganda on them there servers, or in the 1600's there be witch craft on em!
Re:Please! (Score:5, Funny)
Besides the pedophiles, you mean?
Re:And if we were in the 50s. (Score:5, Funny)
There IS witchcraft on them. What else could make those pictures move?
And Communist propaganda, almost certainly.
Re:Crimes Against Humanity (Score:2, Funny)
Shut up and think of the children!
It seems part of the problem is that some people are thinking of the children. Just, you know, in a different way.
Re:US worst justice system in world (Score:0, Funny)
Well, of course! The UN is populated by godless communist dictators. Pretty ironic the types you see on that 'human rights' commission of theirs. Fucking farce the whole thing
Re:Please! (Score:5, Funny)
I am clutching my pearls even as we speak.
Do you think it's possible there could also be T E R R O R I S T S using this too?!?!?!?
Re:And if we were in the 50s. (Score:5, Funny)
Throw the servers in water!!! If they don't drown, they be in congress with Satan!!!!
Re:And if we were in the 50s. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Evil (Score:4, Funny)
Well I am sure there is some CP on it somewhere.
Probably bestiality, pro terrorism, and lots of other good stuff as well.
Re:Crimes Against Humanity (Score:1, Funny)
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF COMEDY!!!
What's long and hard and full of seamen?
A Submarine!!!
See, it's funny because you thought I would say penis, and I didn't. I said submarine instead of penis. That's why it's funny. Get it?
GET IT????
Re:Please! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And if we were in the 50s. (Score:5, Funny)
Satan is in congress? I KNEW IT!!! That explains everything!
Re:Impound all servers... (Score:5, Funny)
So there "might" be CP on the Megaupload servers. OK, hard to disprove an allegation like that, especially because some of the material on the servers is likely to be encrypted. But there "might" also be CP on one or more of NASA's servers, or on LoC or CIA servers. Also hard to disprove. And there is an even greater likelihood that CP exists on servers belonging to the FBI or TSA.
Clearly, all servers connected to the internet should be impounded, until they can be proven free of CP.
There's no "might" about it, there's child porn in the "/dev/random" file on my laptop.
Re:Impound all servers... (Score:3, Funny)
The CIA probably has all kinds of explosives and guns in their headquarters, too! Why hasn't someone called the DHS on these obvious terrorists?!