Jedi Master's Hand-Made Lightsaber Stolen 174
First time accepted submitter psiogen writes "Flynn Michael, an instructor at New York Jedi, an organization that teaches 'practical knowledge of how to use a lightsaber, left his custom-crafted blade for only a few imperial minutes, but when he returned, it was gone. From the article:'“Who steals somebody’s lightsaber? It’s like stealing someone’s toy out of the sandbox,” said Michael, the founder of New York Jedi, a stage combat performance group. “I finally got my uber custom saber, and then some jerk walks out with it."'"
Jawas Did It (Score:5, Funny)
>> Who steals somebody's lightsaber?
It was probably a Jawa. They'll take just about anything that isn't nailed down.
Registration Now! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Jawas Did It (Score:5, Funny)
Clearly the work of a Sith.
Re:That's ok ... (Score:5, Funny)
this exists? (Score:4, Funny)
are these people allergic to vaginas?
Repeat after me Padawan : (Score:5, Funny)
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no saber, wtf dude !?!?!
The TSA (Score:5, Funny)
At least he didn't try and take it though airport security.
Best comment under original article (Score:2, Funny)
His mom took it.
She said it was time to grow up, if you were old enough to drink in a bar, you are old enough to take care of your toys.
She sold it at a yard sale for $3. The guy who bought it said he was going to take the batteries out and throw the rest away.
Re:A Real Jedi (Score:5, Funny)
A real Jedi could use the force to find it.
Re:Jawas Did It (Score:5, Funny)
I always called them New Yorker.
Re:Jawas Did It (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, I bet it was the guys from the Sith Academy a few blocks over.
After all, Jedi don't steal.
This happened to me before (Score:5, Funny)
I had a fight with my dad, and it got pretty heated. He ended up cutting off my hand, and I dropped it. I felt really shafted. It was a traumatic experience for me. It worked out in the end, as it turned out it was his lightsaber anyway, and I built my own shortly thereafter. I also got a new hand (you can't really build a lightsaber with just one hand -- I should know!)
--Luke S.
Re:Swords (Score:5, Funny)
I find your lack of faith... disturbing.
Re:Swords (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah? Well I think you should go suck... hrrk.... ngnhhh... ugyh.... (thud!)
Re:Jawas Did It (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Always leave prized possessions. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:this exists? (Score:5, Funny)
When your mom brings down your Hot Pockets ask her.
Re:this exists? (Score:4, Funny)
You're familiar with his mom's hot pocket?
Re:Jawas Did It (Score:2, Funny)
Where's your evidence? Do you have photos, video, errant droids with holograms or have they tried to sell you the lightsaber? No!?
I'm sick of the anti-Jawa bias on /.
Sometimes I'm disgusted with /.
Re:Swords (Score:2, Funny)
"and you can't really choke people from a distance."
I see you've never smelled one of "those" farts.
Re:this exists? (Score:5, Funny)
Are you suggesting they are gay? That's mighty homophobic of you.
Yeah, come on, sometimes a giant, fluorescent representation of the strength of your manhood is just a giant, fluorescent representation of your manhood, NOTHING MORE MOVE ALONG.
Re:Jawas Did It (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A Real Jedi (Score:5, Funny)
Re:this exists? (Score:4, Funny)
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.
Always two there are (Score:4, Funny)
Clearly the work of a Sith.
But which was it, the master or the apprentice?