Hawaiian Bill Would Force ISPs to Track Users' Web Histories For 2 Years 200
New submitter mazinger writes "In Hawaii, a bill has been proposed to retain data on Internet users and the sites they visit. Apparently, there is also no requirement for a warrant to obtain the information from service providers. The bill affects not only ISPs but also coffee shops and anyone providing Internet access."
Why stop there? (Score:5, Funny)
Why not just force every citizen to post a continuous blog of their every activity at every moment of every day for all time?
That way, we could all rest assured that our safety is being protected.
I'll predict how the logs will look (Score:5, Funny)
Aloha! Vote against to keep healthcare costs down! (Score:2, Funny)
Hawaiians, vote this bill down!
You see, I'm an internet Troll. I have no life. I do this because I'd drink ....well, I take that back. I drink and Troll.
If you vote for this and it spreads to other states, I'd have no choice but to hang out in front of Apple Stores with a sandwich board that says nasty things about Apple users.
Then, after I call a few men "Apple Fags",. they'd kick my ass and send me to the hospital. Now since I'm unemployed, I have no health insurance which means the hospitial will have to eat it. They then will pass the costs on to insured patients thereby increasing the overall costs of healthcare hurting you!
So, vote this bill down so that we all can keep healthcare costs down!
Re:camera on head time? (Score:5, Funny)
Camera on head time,grafted to skulls?
No... That could film the police. Can't have that.
Re:Why stop there? (Score:5, Funny)
China called, they want their security apparatus back.
Re:Let HI internet access go dark (Score:5, Funny)
My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels. But I know a contractor listens to his heart when taking on a job :-)
Re:Why stop there? (Score:3, Funny)
>> a continuous blog of their every activity at every moment
Okay data is coming out.
Re:camera on head time? (Score:5, Funny)